- Aw, come on! Oh yeah. There it is. There it is! No! Last hit! Last hit! Yeah! Free ball! I'm free-ballin'! Hoo! That was intense. You guys see that? Of course you did, thanks to our sponsor for
today's video, Corsair. Corsair sent over all the gear we need to create and capture sick
gameplay montages like that one. And, like, crazy thing, they have gone from just system memory to the point where you can build almost an entire gaming setup with nothing but Corsair products. So why don't we give it a shot? (upbeat music) At the heart of almost any
sick gaming and streaming rig is an AMD Ryzen processor, and we went with the Ryzen 7 3700X, mostly because the Ryzen
5000 series isn't out yet. It's roughly $300, features eight cores and 16 threads, and at this price is pretty
much the best bang for the buck when it comes to a multitasking CPU. In order to avoid an awkward situation where we do a build video and then two weeks later it's irrelevant, we chose the ASUS ROG Crosshair VIII. It runs an X570 chipset, allowing you to easily upgrade to the new Ryzen 5000
series CPUs once they land. It's also got solid VRMs if
you're into overclocking. AMD has said that Ryzen 5000 should be an overclocking beast. 11 USB Type-A ports, onboard
WiFi 6 and Bluetooth, and yeah, it's expensive at $380, but it's about as feature-rich as it gets. For system memory, naturally
we've gone Corsair, and naturally we've gone for RGB lighting. This is their Vengeance RGB, and we've got a 32-gig kit here clocked at 3333 megahertz, CL 16. At 150 bucks, this is a pretty
darn good bang for the buck in terms of performance today and probably not needing to
upgrade for quite some time. What's a little dumb is having to remove this grill from the fan in order to get at the M.2 slot, but what's not dumb is going with a Corsair MP600 PCI Express Gen 4 SSD. It's rated for read speeds of
almost 5 gigabytes per second, and at $180 for a very fast boot drive, it's pretty darn reasonable. It actually comes with a
cooler, but as you can see, we stripped it off because our intention was to mount it under the spreader that's built into our motherboard, so. For our case, we've gone
practical today here, ladies and gentlemen. This is the Corsair 275 Airflow, and they're really taking
the airflow thing seriously. Yes, they do have kinda
like a stylistic front panel that really doesn't have a
lotta gaps for airflow in it, but then, bam! Not only do they have
these gaps in the side, they actually went and popped
it off the rest of the case, so you've got almost unimpeded access to fresh airflow from the sides. At least in theory. We'll see how it goes. It's also got a tempered glass side panel, magnetic fan filter doodad up here, and, of course, cable
management up the wazoo, with room behind the motherboard tray for most of your cables, and then a basement down in
the bottom to cram all the ones that you couldn't figure
out how to hide back there. Of course, managing our unnecessary cables won't be a problem with our modular Corsair RM750x power supply. Corsair was one of the first to jump into the modular
power supply game, and they've got it pretty much down to a science at this point. So we'll pop this into the bottom. This case has nice, tall feet, so we're not gonna worry
about having our fan down and it getting suffocated
or anything like that. Screw it in from the back and go ahead and add our 24-pin connector, our eight-pin connector for the CPU, our other, more different
eight-pin connector for the graphics card, and then we're also gonna need a SATA cable to power some
of our other peripherals. Oh. What the deuce? 'Kay, got it figured out.
It's just this motherboard. The plate that covers the fan here also covers the little screw holes, so I guess I'll start with
some of the other ones first. It's got a little nubbin
that's holding it in place. This is a feature I really
like of Corsair's cases. This was also a hilarious innovation the first time I saw it: a box for the accessories
that's shaped like a hard drive with hard drive holes that
comes in the hard drive tray. Neat. Our fan upgrade, not
exactly a practical one, but there's no doubt that
Corsair's ML120 Pro RGB fans, with their magnetic levitation bearings and, of course, RGB lighting, both perform great and look fantastic. So we're going to hook them all up to a Commander Pro RGB and fan controller that I'm gonna just bury in the basement and not bother to cable manage, because cable managing
RGB stuff is a nightmare. Look at it all. Two wires per fan! Even though some elements of this rig are more bang for the buck, our cooling configuration is
gonna be freakin' awesome, with three intakes at the front and then three exhausts
in the top and the back. Now, these two I can't put in yet because I need to mount them to... (fan clatters) To my H100i RGB Pro XT
liquid cooler first. Um, yeah. Main features of this puppy: RGB lighting and, well, it's an AIO liquid cooler. It'll keep that CPU nice and cool. This is the key moment
in radiator mounting, when you either knock everything down or you get the whole
thing lined up in one go. So I had mounted the fans
with the long radiator screws, look a little somethin' like that, had 'em just stacked there, and now I'm gonna try and put 'em all the way through to the rad and get the whole thing secured. Did I get it? Oh, I got two. That's most of the battle. Nice. That's a quick AIO mount right there. Thermal paste is pre-applied and, uh, (clears throat) I cheated
and used the clip mount instead of the one that takes longer, so we're just gonna pop that on there. I mean, ah, realistically, who cares? But what are we talkin', maybe one degree with the different mounting pressure? Two? Is this gonna have
enough room for the GPU? Yeah, should be fine, right? Oh god, this is really tight. Uh... Okay, we're running our eight-pin for the CPU power connector up here, and this is gonna be a real tight fit, ladies and gentlemen. There we go. That extra four-pin next to it, we only really need that if we're getting into extreme overclocking or something like that, and we won't be. We're also gonna plug in
our 24-pin at this time after running it through the
cable management grommet here, giving us a nice, clean look. This is all fan and RGB connectors. That's why the Commander
Pro comes in real handy. 'Kay, that's gonna go there, that hangs off there, and we plug all our fans into that. All right, which way do you guys wanna go? One, two, three, four, five, six? Or wrong, wrong, wrong,
wrong, wrong, wrong? - Wrong.
- Perfect. We're not gonna do that. As much as fan and RGB
wiring is annoying though, this really does make it
quite a lot less painful, having it all go to one place. So I'm just gonna tuck this down here and then tuck these over here, and the cable management
shouldn't look too bad. Front panel audio goes right here. I just love this pass-through here. I hate it when cases don't have that. This is really annoying. This USB port doesn't quite line up with where it would need to be to go straight through
the cable management hole, so we're stuck kind of a bit
of an awkward thing there. But what I'm kinda hoping is that when we bring the GPU cable through, it'll kinda hide that behind the GPU and the power cables. The connectors for the
front power and buttons are an example of why I do like to have a cable management hole kinda
right here or right here, but you can see we can reuse the one that can be used for GPU cables as well, if you want to bring
them up from the bottom, so that works out pretty good. Actually, should we bring the
GPU cables up from the bottom? What do you think? This
location versus this one? What do you wanna see?
- I like the side. The side. - You like the side? 'Kay. I like it 'cause it can help
with GPU sag a little bit if you bring it over top. That's the main reason.
It's not for aesthetics. On that note, it's finally time
to put the graphics card in. So we're gonna pull out
these two PCI covers. Wow, that's a strong magnet. 'Kay. (laughs) And... Ooh, we're moving those
tubes over a little. (grunts) Let's see here. Does that fit all right? Hey, they can stop making these runs between the two connectors so long, 'cause no one's gonna
run dual GPUs anymore. Is that good enough? - [David] Yeah. - All right. Look, okay, for a system
with RGB all over, this is not bad. Just gotta use the old trick. Came together pretty nicely, didn't it? Not bad. Still gotta fire it up and
make sure everything works, but so far, not bad. Now it's time for phase two of the build: the peripherals. If you told me Corsair
was gonna have everything but the CPU, GPU and motherboard
under their umbrella, even all the peripherals, just a few years ago, I'd
have been like, "Really? Actually, yeah, they seem to be on the way towards world domination,
that makes sense." That's probably what I
would've said. (laughs) One of the big highlights today is, of course, the K100 RGB. It features Corsairs iconic
all-aluminum construction and the new iCUE wheel. So this thing's super cool. You can use it to zoom or
scroll between Alt-Tabs, and actually, it's got an SDK, so the potential's kinda limitless. That's pretty neat. It's got a wraparound RGB lighting that we'll see in a moment here, 4,000-hertz polling
rate, which is apparently thanks to using a USB 2 data
path instead of USB 1.1, and this particular one is equipped with Cherry MX Speed switches, although there is a different version using Corsair's OPX switches
that are optically triggered. It's got Corsair's traditional
pretty solid build quality. That's lookin' real fine, actually. But a price to match at over $200. But hey, it's got the cable
management for you headset wire. Ooh, David, I missed the best part. Look at this wrist wrest. It's so plushy. Also, does it mount magnetically? It does! Ooh. Now I'm feelin' fancy. I'm a fancy gamer. For our mouse, we're
using a Dark Core RGB Pro. We actually managed to forget
to grab a Corsair mousepad, so I guess what we're gonna find out is how well it tracks on a random vinyl sticker surface here. Ooh, iCUE Nexus, their
companion touchscreen. We were supposed to do a ShortCircuit unboxing of this thing. I saw this and it looked super cool, but I never got around to it. So I guess we're gonna
find out how it works here. This is official Corsair's
most hilarious product. They've dropped all pretense. This is the Corsair RGB RGB stick. It just sits on your desk and is RGB. They're not even pretending that it is gonna have some other function, like being a mouse that's also RGB or a case that also has RGB. This is just RGB. Oh, wait. No, wait. There's a headphone stand
doohickey you can attach to it, but that's optional. There we go. How funny is it that they intentionally hung the headphones off the back so that it wouldn't get
in the way of the RGB, even though that's less
ergonomic to grab them? I mean, I guess technically you could put it on any way you want. Okay, you could do this
if you really wanted to. - Ew!
- But then you're only getting 75% of the RGB that you paid for. Clearly this is the way. - [David] How many buttons
do you need when you stream? - I don't know, but the
Stream Deck XL has them. If you're not familiar with
the Stream Deck lineup, every one of these is a screen, so you can put your scene or images, or if you have a soundboard or something, each one of these can
have a unique function. We won't actually be using
one of the key benefits of the Wave 3 microphone from Elgato because we're using a wireless headset, but if you plug directly into it you can actually control both volume and mixing of volume and your own voice directly on the microphone itself, which is pretty cool. It comes with a little mounting adapter if you have an arm, but
we're just gonna throw it on the little standy-stand here. And then that leaves only, ah, one of their big, new products, which is the Elgato ring light. It's WiFi-enabled, which
means you can control it with an app on your phone or... I'd never do that. I usually just use the app on my computer, but then I guess if you're in-game... Yeah, that makes sense. You
might actually use your phone. Okay, I get it now. Usually I'm streaming "WAN Show," so I don't use it for that. And then, as a ring light, of course, one of the key benefits is that you get nice, even illumination around your face. Got a little camera mount
right in the middle there so you can mount your
camera right in the middle. We can adjust the color
temperature and the brightness, but in software, so we're gonna go ahead
and the app installed when we boot up the system. Let's see if this thing
actually fires up here. Whoop. Hit that switch. Now that everything is
functionally working, I'm adding some RGB accents. We've got our fans lit up,
so that looks pretty sweet. Oh yeah. Now we'll find out, David and I were talking
about this off-camera, how the RGB's gonna look
through the front grill. I would say not bad. We're gonna have to get a
B-roll shot of it or something not in bright light,
'cause it looks way cooler when it's not under studio lighting. There are a couple configuration things that are a little weird right now. I couldn't this ring light to sync wirelessly for whatever reason. My ones at home are, like, (snaps) just work instantly, so I'm sure what the deal is with that. And then this is a funny one: the backlight definitely works on this, but when I load the
profile for the H100i RGB, it's not backlit. It's like it's in a power
saving mode or something. So it's working. See, check this out. (fan blades buzz) That's Extreme. Then I go ahead and click
Quiet. Give it a sec. There it goes, ramping down. (fan blades buzz) Everything else seems to be working pretty much normally though. So all that's left now is to actually fire up a game, I guess. All right, I may not have
chosen the most intense game, but it's definitely in line
with our RGB themes here, all right, ladies and gentlemen? Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Aw! I missed out! You've unironically
played this game, right? - [David] Oh yeah, I love "Peggle." - Yeah, all right. Hey, I realize for some of you this might not live up to the expectations you might have had for
what we were gonna do with this epic Corsair gaming rig, but look, I don't judge. Whatever people wanna
stream, (smacks palm) you go ahead and stream, and Corsair, with their Elgato
subsidiary in particular, has got all the gear
that you need to do it, so you can check it all out at the link in the video description. Thanks again to Corsair
for sponsoring this video and thanks to you guys
for checking it out. If you enjoyed it, maybe check out... Uh, what else? Yeah, check out the rest
of our all-whatever builds. We've done like four of them now.
My sweet little whorish Nora, I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly. Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier. JIM
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