The ABSOLUTE WORST Of Quagmire (not for snowflakes) | Nux on Family Guy

so there's this channel this Family Guy's Peta channel that makes these compilations of Family Guy moments titled not for snowflakes where uh officially he comes up with [ __ ] that's incredibly cancelable so I don't believe that I'm gonna get canceled from Family Guy I know I know I saw some wild Family Guy scenes on the last one but apparently the Quagmire ones are the worst of them and so here's the thing I haven't seen Family Guy in years I saw like the first one seven seasons back when I was a kid uh I don't remember this [ __ ] but apparently it's way more cursed than I even remembered and you know what 10 000 likes I'll do another best at Quagmire video get me canceled babe [Music] weekend we can't [Music] whoa what I didn't know you worked out at this gym too hey Brian hang on I'm just finishing a set come on come on two more come on come on you gotta want it biggest Flexes in anime what dude that that that there that there is one of the biggest Flexes in anime my man over here would annihilate Goku nice job let's get you a rub down oh God Glenn honey hey I have a question for you too why are you still here all right all right nothing bad so far nothing cancel well I'll be fine that was strangely arousing hello 9-1-1 it's Quagmire yeah yeah it's in a window this time all right that's not so bad not cancelable I'm still fine I'm okay wow Quagmire's got a nice place ah this is gonna be a relaxing weekend oh oh my God what the frick I don't remember that [ __ ] [Music] oh my God okay that's that's cancelable [Music] I'm Glenn Quagmire and this is B Bush all right what did you do to yourself Quagmire well I just covered my entire private area with honey now we're just waiting for the bees what giggity all right here they come okay okay they're on there it's just just nobody move all right nobody nobody do nothing just don't want to don't want to make them mad good evening I'm Glenn Quagmire your instructor everyone look to your left now look to your right all of you are sex offenders and statistically you will always why is he the therapist what the here again because this has never worked in the history of doing this now honestly that might be the most base thing ever I don't know we just watched that video about the e-girl lady that murdered her boyfriend and she claimed that she was suicidal and because of that they didn't put her in prison and they just made her see therapy and now she's back on the streets and today we have a new member giggity Chris G hi Chris all right before we begin whoever's driving a windowless van painted like an ice cream truck your lights are on ah yeah we wouldn't want the bees to get mad I hate you bees I hate you bees I hate you bees oh that's enough that's enough that's just get them off get them off put them back in the hive yeah all right enough is enough Cleveland open a hive all right Quagmire bring him over here oh Dad are you gay what are you gay dad oh Glenn I'm not gay just tell me the truth I am telling you the truth now calm down you're ruining this ball you know how much I love balls all right come on now that's not helping son you have my word I am not gay okay you promise I promise all right I believe you but I am a woman trapped in a man's body and while I'm in Quahog I plan to have a sex change operation oh come on just be gay oh my God now that is cancelable [ __ ] yup yup that's that's there [Music] how can you not like me you are the worst person I know you're constantly hit on your best friend's wife the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him and to add insult to injury you defecate all over his yard and what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos yeah I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it God you're pretentious and you delude Yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible and I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal and Meg 18 yet hey bros about you you're liberal damn son hey Chris how are you well I'm glad agenda how we should legalize pot man how big business is crushing the underclass how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America well what have you done to help driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ oh wait you don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter because religion is for idiots well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone you failed College twice which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father how's that Son of God you've never seen but you know what I dude freaking tearing him apart you forgive all of that all of it if you weren't such a bar wait a minute something's wrong all right you girls ready what's going on don't you laugh at it [Applause] okay my father in the hospital I was hoping that as a Reddit moment if I've ever seen one but while I was gone you could look in on Susie and Joe and go have sex with quagmire quagmire ah Shucks you can't blame a guy for trying would you mind giving me a lift home buddy say yes I would mind and then run them over please damn well [Music] I I was like pretty pretty on women are a lot like Saturday Night Live sketches lots of them are awful some are decent and a few are pretty good but then there's that one that one woman who's as amazingly perfect as massive head wound Harry oh my God Honestly though like that's that's just a good way to look at life God when I hang on Quagmire there's no guarantee it's your baby giggity oh I say that egg Maya's turn Truth or Dare uh epic dare no no truth truth okay truth do you have AIDS ah come on we're all just trying to have a good time Cindy [Music] hmm dear diary jackpot ah God he really was such a monster all right no no not all right all right oh God virtual reality whoa you guys gotta try this hey look at me I'm a pole in a strip club oh it's show time hi can I help you well that depends do you know how to fix pieces of junk having oh okay I see what your problem is I I tried to buy a sweater online and I I think I got a virus no no try explaining to someone that the incredibly gratuitous weird and disgustingly offensive porn that you watched was for research I just wanted to know what would happen if Beast Boy was a horse I just wanted to know how the physics would have happened what would what would be real if they were listened hey everybody Meg just had her first period hey there shut up it's three in the morning what the hell's going on out there damn it people are trying to sleep I'm just saying I'm proud of her she's a woman yay yes Peter that's very hot and I'll deal with it in the morning but right now I am exhausted oh no oh no oh my God he's a gentian player we all know what's going on here it's just implied but we all know what's going on in this thought bubble the kids don't know but we do oh my god when I was a kid I did not at all know what was going on hey Peter do you mind but I have to get dinner go out yeah that's what separates us from the monkeys that and the armed guards at the zoo and they got some sexy monkeys down there for a date Velma stop that you have a right to be happy and there's a lot of great people here why don't you mingle oh my God Lois you single now now come on I'm here with Thelma who's Thelma this is Thelma [Music] the worst thing he could say is no the worst thing you'd say is no [Music] oh you're still here yeah after a wonderful night I thought we could get some breakfast clearly you're not familiar with how this works see you're supposed to be already gone there's no breakfast here let me help you to the door you're a jerk Glenn Quagmire one of these days you're gonna get what you deserve you better put something warm on you got an icicle Foreman down there bro my man giggity you know I don't mean to be rude but this man this dude it was actually a monster he was actually a monster do you have a more comfortable chair this one's really hurting my back oh my God Quagmire you come out from under there I'm sorry everybody I just wanted to meet her so bad I can't do anything right I'll go have a talk with him oh yes am I dead no this is where we monitor all the dressing rooms in the mall so we can keep an eye out for shoplifters you don't say dizzy this is funny this scene that's about to happen I remember this one this scene is funny oh my God that one's having a heart attack [Music] hmm that was amazing you saved her life thank God you know CPR what the hell CPR what the hell CPR now that is one of the funniest goddamn scenes in television history I will not lie to you when I say this is Classic Family Guy this is why Family Guy deserves to be remembered henceforth sexual intercourse is illegal it is gross and disgusting and punishable by death origami keeps my hands busy and my mind off sex there we go I made a swan still he's a good leader I wonder how many of these swans I can fit in my bum and when he woke up in the morning she was still in his bed [Laughter] oh my God I am over tired oh God that's it yeah and then she wanted to make him eggs and he said oh I don't have time I got a meeting at 12 30. and she said I'll drive you there and he said no no it's at my office it's like a half hour commute and she said I don't mind it's on the way to my kids preschool tonight we're gonna enjoy the smooth jazz of Charles Mingus Norman mailer is here to read an excerpt from his latest book and then we also have a girl from Omaha who's hiding a banana and we'll find out where giggity giggity giggity goo stick around bro what the frick uh I guess 10 000 likes and I'll do another one because I promise but I I don't I don't foresee this video lasting on YouTube and surviving on YouTube long enough to actually reach that threshold but you know we'll try I guess like subscribe and follow me on Twitch stay weird fam

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Length: 13min 31sec (811 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 22 2023