- Howdy!
(yaaa!) Some creepypastas are so bad. So unfathomably awful. That they cross the
line from being terrible (text grinds)
to hilarious. And today, I thought we'd look at some of these crappypastas based on the world of Nickelodeon. And joining me of course, is the creepypasta master
HoodoHoodlumsRevenge. - Hey, Strider! It's great to be back, as always. - Oh Dennis, you're a
welcome sight, old friend. I'm ready when you are. - Fantastic. And of course, if any of the authors of these stories are watching, please do not take our riffing to heart. We are only criticizing these stories and not you as people. Keep writing, keep improving. - Absolutely, we're just here
for some lighthearted fun. And thank you if your stories have given us some laughs today. And a quick note, I did shorten some of these stories so that they fit into the video. But I tried to leave all
the "important" parts in. Horrific spelling errors and all. If you'd like to see the original stories, links are in description. Anyway, let's begin the 10 Worst Nickelodeon crappypastas. Number 10. - [Dennis] "Rugrats, Tommy dies." "I am a hugge fan of Rugworts. I watched every single
episode and the reboat." "The reboot," oh, now you got it right! "Was very fun!" "It was better than the original version." "While I still liked
the original version." "But however, I found a lost Rugrats VHS called, Tommy dies." Wait, where did you find that? You never told us? "I inserted it." "It started with promos." "The video finally started
while I was eating popcorn." "It started with the intro, but when Tommy spreaded
the milk from the bottle, it spreaded, hyperealized thick blood." You can't go one spoopy
creepypasta story without it. - [Strider] The episode script: "Tommy: I will go se-" How does Tommy speak? Okay, how does Tommy speak? "I will go see mommy and
daddy because I'm tired." I can't get his voice. He's got the sort of sing song tone to it. - Alls we gotta do is find a little tube my grandpa had and your red hair will be gone forever! - [Strider] Tommy's mom and dad: "Oh my God, Tommy, you are ugly and we hate you so much so get out you deserve no sleep we will destroy your bed tonight and you are going to sleep outside." - That's disturbing. - "Tommy gets urgent!" "He tries to tell his friends." "Guys, my parents are trying-" - [Dennis] "Dill, Chucky, Lil: Oh my God!" "Well then good you deserve for being a spoiled brat." "And you are so annoying, so get out." "We are not going to listen to you." "No talking, no playing with us, and no Reptar bars." "So you are not going to eat them anymore, until you learn how to act like a grownup, because you are still wearing diapers." Sick burn, dude. Tommy, about to cry: "He has tears and
hyper-realastic blood comes out of his head because
Chucky just punched him in the nose and beat him up." - [Strider] "Tommy can be
seen going near the road." - [Dennis] "What di you want?" "You stupid spoil brat talking Bi-atch." "You must die, so get out before I stab you with this knuf." - "Next Tommy goes near the road." "This is the end." "Everyone hates me." "He gets ran over." "Hyper real-la-listic blood spreads everywhere and Tommy is
dead and broke his legs and body flew into the air." "The Klasky Csupo logo ate the screen and spreaded hyper realalistic blood." "And the background turned
red and it was scary as hell." "So, I destroyed the
tape and shredded it." I see, good to know author. - Well, I don't know about you, but I feel greatly enlightened
from this experience. - Wait really? - No, not really. - Oh, well, let's move on then. And for our ninth crappypasta. "Bloody SpongeBob." Alright, I get to get
on my storyteller voice. "Warning, this story is not for viewers under 11 and up!" - Wait a minute. - Oh, I guess that means we're not allowed to view this story. - Oh, then who is it actually meant for? - Well, I guess only people who are exactly 11 years old? That's a rather small demographic. Anyway let's press on. - The writer appears to have forgotten to put full stops anywhere, sensical. - Our lungs aren't gonna appreciate this. (reading fast) "I really like cartoons so one day I went on bay and bought a dvd of WWE Wrestlemania 2012 and it came and I watched it with my little brother so I found a dvd secret
chapter called bloody SpongeBob so I watched it and it was scary because SpongeBob killed a fish and it looked like sashimi." (gasps) Full stop randomly. "He had hypo realistic blood everywhere but my mom called me for dinner and-" Unnecessary paragraph? "We had beef stroganoff with green beans it was really good." "I took a sip of my soda
but there was a Spongebop in my beef stroganoff!" "He told me to kill me
if I don't come out." "The TV and I finished my beef stoganoff and went back to my room." "The SpongeBob looked at me he was like, I am after you jake and I was like fudge so he showed me is evil lair and had his friends tied up and I sharted in your beef
stroganoff said SpongeBob as he killed his squidard
with hyper realistic." "blood-" - Ugh, there it is. - Ah, ah, there it is, there it is! - [Dennis] "..it was
scary and them he killed Patrick by killing him!!!" (chuckles) Yes, people
die when they are killed. - [Strider] "Then I saw
spankbob as he grabbed my and took my to the SpongeBob dimension and we had an epic battle." "He tried to kill me but I am so cool so I beat him and became the world leader in bikini bottom and got every fish girl." - [animated voice] Wow! - [Strider] "I set the friends free and Sandy was like I love you jake but I was like no I'm gay and punched her stupid face." Oh, what a gentleman. "Then a dead person flashed on screen and it looked real." (laughs) Where did that come from? "He had no guts and no eyes and no face. It was hyper-" Another random paragraph! "...realistic!" Oh, I see what you did there. - [Dennis] "I then realized it was 7:00 PM on a Wednesday so I
flipped my TV to on air and went to TNT Channel to watch All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite." "It was a special event
called Fyter Fest night 1." "I am going to a live show
it is fyter fest night 2 and it will be cool." "Okay, you freaking trollpasta
idiots this is war!!!" "You better stop putting
my scary creepypasta into the trollpasta Wiki and bullying me." "I will wage war on every
single one of you idiots." "I will not stop reporting you idiots until you are all banned." "Who is with me!!" - [Strider] "Fight me in real life I will beat you up." "I am mad and I challenge the owner of trollpasta to a Texas deathmatch!" "Meet me in Dallas Texas next Wednesday trollpasta buttface." - What the hell is that? - [Dennis] The layout and
structure of this story is like a bomb went off. It's a complete disaster. I have no idea what that
was supposed to mean. - Well, maybe a more coherent
story waits us ahead? - Somehow, I doubt it, but
let's press on anyways. - [Strider] Number eight. "Blues Clues." "Banned Drug PSA." "The episode started with Steve standing in front of
the blue screen setup, a chair painted blue right in the middle of the shot." "Steve walks over to the
chair and sits on it." - [Dennis] "He glares at the screen for about three minutes, stuttering, as he was telling the kids about drugs and the horrible side effects of it." "Steve looks over to his left as a loud gunshot is heard." - [Strider] "Steve glaces at the camera and looks back to his left." "He looks uncomfortable
and is visibly trying to get off the chair." "When a man wearing a red sweater and black pants and a black mask walks up to him holding a gun." "He yells at Steve to stay on the chair or he'll be shot right then and there." - [Dennis] "Steve looks
like he's about to cry." "And he looks back to
the camera and stares." "Tears slowly falling down his face as he continues to lecture kids and teens on why drugs are terrible." "And to never try them." - Oh, I get to do my
Steve impression, yay! Not that different for me normally. But anyway. "They're likely to put you in my shoes." "I failed to pay back
these guys two weeks ago." "And now they're making me do this." "Don't do drugs, everyone." "It's not worth risking your life for." - [Dennis] "Steve looks past the camera." "And a man says, okay." "And the video cuts off." And that's it. I guess Steve was kidnapped
and held for ransom? - I mean, last I saw Steven was fine. And hugging Steven
Colbert also with Steven, maybe this is part of Steve's
dark, unknown history? - Or maybe the author's just silly. - Yeah, probably that. And for number seven. "Fairly Odd Parents, Lost Episode." - [Dennis] "I us o love
watching fairlkt od paresnts when was I youfngegu." Oh my God. What, what, what happened there? "But that all changed one late night." "I was just sitting at home." "It was 3:00 AM and I was really bored." "Yeah, I know I did 3:00 AM." "Do not complain or I will come to your house and kill you." "So I turned on that telasuamcU." Okay, this one has to be on purpose. There's no way the author misspelled some of these words this badly. But then it has fine grammar for the rest of the story. This has to be like a parody or something. Either way, it's very entertaining. "To my surprise, Fairly
odd parents was on." "So I decided to watch it." - Oh. Good. "When I was young kur, I would watch the show all the time." "So I couldn't help, but watch it now." "I mean, it's been so long, plus nothing else was on." "So it was this or die of boredom." "But I should have went with boredom!" - [Dennis] "Salt sturted
out as a nurmal episode of Fairly Odd Pants." "All of them is singing and dancing and just doing what it normally does." "Exsept for some reason,
at the end of it." "Vicky was not there." "My fart smell maybe that's
why she didn't come." "I thought ootlood to myself." Fair reasoning. - [Strider] "I has just shrug it off and took it as a special ep-" "speciel episodie." "So the episodie went on as nermal." No? "Timmy was at school being piped on by the booly named Francis." "But as soon as Frankcas near Timmy, something happened." "The scren black out." "Stupid TV, I said treeing to fix it." "The screen faded back after a while and Francis was gone." - [Dennis] So Timmy just
did his day as nermal." "But for some reson, no
one wanted to be near him." "I mean, this is Timmy, that's nermal." "But not even his friends would be caught hanging around him." "So he makes it to class
and Mr. Crocker just gey Timmy a F." "My TV blacked out again." "This was getting really annoying." - Well, there's a pot
calling a kettle black. "Before I got up the TV was back on." "The class was full,
but of petrified faces but Timmy's. "must have me see something." "I thought to myself." "Timmy got on the bus." "Once the bus ride stopped, Timmy got off the bus." Fascinating. I'm glad we
clarified that, author. "But for some reason, his fairies were not there to greet him." "That was strange, I thought to myself." "So Timmy went inside and he was greeted by a great big chainsaw by Vicky." "The screen went black again." - [Dennis] "Then it looked like Timmy was dragging three big body bags." "He dropped it off in his basement." "Then walked away." "I was officially creeped out." "I was curious at the same time." (impersonating Daniel Craig)
It makes no damn sense, compels me though. "So I kept watching." "The whole house was empty, now." "Even his fairies were not there." "Then all of a sudden,
Timmy went back down into the basement." "The most gruesome sight I
have ever seen was there." "In the very corner was his
fairies chained to a wall." "Timmy's eyes were blood red." "He took the chainsaw
which Vicky had earlier and but- his fairies in two." "And while he was cooting them, I saw the body bag slightly opened and inside was Francis,
Vicky and Crocker." - [Dennis] "I was freaking out." "Then all of a sudden,
Timmy turned to me." "Then turned to the wall." "He wrote on it in his fairies' blood." "Your next." "I was really terrified." "I turned off the TV, took out my phone, and called nine one one." (in a voice) What's the number? "They came over and noticed
nothing out of the ordinary." "I kept telling them it's true, but they did not believe me." "They said, I needeadned help." "They took me to a therapist." - [Strider] "He said
I was clearly insane." "He prescribed some
medications and told me I'd better stay at a
shelter for a little while to clear my head." "So I went there straight away." "Do you know what the first
thing I saw in my room was?" "A little kid in a pink hat." "And words written on the
wall behind him were-" "Found you!" - [Dennis] Dun, dun, dun! - Yeah, I just don't know if it's possible to make Timmy scary in any way. - [Dennis] Unless you count
the live action movies, those are terrifying. - Oh yeah, watching those abysmal movies? That is true horror. Number six. - "Slenderman versus ninja turtles." That is the kind of title I love. Going in, we know exactly
what we're in for. - Woefully abysmal garbage? - Possibly, yes. - [Strider] "The story begins, where the Mutant Teenage Ninja Turtles, the protectors of New York." That that's not a good start. They can't even get the title, right. "We move stealthy, like a snake." "Searching for its prey." - [Dennis] "We're
searching for some tall guy with tentacles in a suit." "If that wasn't odd enough, he seems to be faceless." "The night was very quiet, until a bunch of tentacles
went from nowhere and tried to kill us." "Donatello goes striking one by the time." "Michael Angelo is eating
pizza in the dark." "Raphael is cutting tentacles
with this twin scythes." "And I'm holding my katana
in a relaxed position, waiting for the perfect moment to attack." - [Strider] "One tentacle
almost killed Raphael." "But I just cut it before
I could take Raph." "Then the tentacles just
faded into the night." "We were tired so we wanted some pizza." "But Michael Angelo ate
all the pizza in the world and I killed him." "Splinter complained
and I killed him too." "April said, you can't just kill people you don't like." "I know you're angry cuz you
couldn't stop the Slenderman." "I have a plan, try to
kill the Slenderman again." "That bii- lady didn't know
shoot about the world." "You can't just kill Slenderman." "I grabbed Spiderma-" Where did Spiderman come from? "I grabbed Spiderman and said, don't move Slenderman." "Or I'm going to kill Spiderman." "In one second a tentacle
killed Spiderman." "The oosehole killed Spiderman." "I mean, I wasn't going to shoot." "I mean you don't kill Spiderman." "Then the world exploded
and everybody dies, end." Oh, well, I mean it is true. No one messes with Spiderman. He's a pretty special fellow. Even the one above all
came down to comfort him when his aunt May died. And another time when aunt may died, his ultra dimensional
counterparts showed up. Yeah, Spiderman's pretty awesome. And for our fifth crappypasta. "SpongeBob Lost Episode,
Death to bikini bottom." "I have always been a huge SpongeBob fan." No, I'm not saying this. I am, but I'm reading the script. "I luved the show for
almost my entyre life." "Until one fatful day." "So I was at a DVD store where they had all sorts of DVDs." Really, you don't say? DVDs in a DVD store? "And I was looking for a Spongebugabeh." What happened there? "I found some DVDs of it,
but I already had them all." "Except for one." - [Dennis] "There was one DVD of it that I have never seen befo-zero-re." That's an interesting typo. "It looked worn out." "And there was no title." "It just said SpongeBob in Sharpie." "It was very puurly written." (chuckles) You don't say. "I decided to buy it." "When I buy it, the cashier
said, go ahead and buy it." "But I don't say I dudn't warrmn you." "I thought that was a bit creepy at first, but I just shrugged it off and
thanked him and walked out." I'm sure this will work
out just wonderfully for our main character. - [Strider] "When the episode
started, it was normal." "The painting of the pirate
said, Arrr you ready kids?" "And the kids said, aye, aye, captain." "But the kids were
screaming as they said it." Don't they normally scream in the non-creepypasta version? This is just the normal intro, so far. - [Dennis] "The theme song then plays, but SpongeBob isn't there." "And whenever the kids normally say, SpongeBob Squarepants." "It is replaced with them screaming." "I was starting to get creeped out." "There was a tytel cuard,
but it was voory gluroochy." "And it was just gibberish letters." Kind of like this story. - [Strider] "It shows SpongeBob coming out of his pineapple house to go to work." "Patrick sees him and says, ha-ha can I come too?" "SpongeBob says, sure pat." (imitates Spongebob's laugh) "And they walk to the Krusty Krab." "They walk into the kitchen and SpongeBob starts
making Krabby Patties." "Patrick then finds a knife in the kitchen and says, hey, what's this?" "SpongeBob says, that's a gnife, pat." "You shouldn't be playing with that." "Yu could hert yurself." (in southern accent) Self. Apparently he's got a Texan accent, now. (in normal voice) "Patrick then says, wow, I can go play with
his new toy I found." "He then runs out of the kitchen into the dining room, with a nife in his hand." He just can't spell knife right here. - [Dennis] "He goes up to a customer eating a crabby Patty." "He says, hi customer,
wanna play with my new toy?" "The customer then shouts." "Yeah, sure why not?" "And Patrick acciduntally stubs him." "He collapses to the ground, dead." "Patrick says, oh no, what have I done?" "He then looks at the corpse and says." "Hey, that was kind of fun." "I gotta do that again." "He then stabs every customer in the restaurant and skips home happily." I'm really happy to see Patrick has found himself a hobby that works for him. - I'm sorry, but what the hell was SpongeBob doing during this entire series of events? Surely there was some point where he left the kitchen during the day to say, "Hey Patrick, stop killing people." Why didn't Krab say, "Stop
killing my customers, laddie." - Given the grammar so far, I think we need to lower our expectations for coherence in this story. - [Strider] "The next
scene shows Squidward in his house playing with his clarinet." "Patrick knocks on the door and he goes downstairs to get the door." Riveting information right there. "He sees Patrick and then annoyed and sarcastically says,
oh, it's you Patrick." "What a nice surprise."
(mimics Squidward laugh) "There is a second of static." "And then it shows Squidward's
corpse on the ground." "He had a gnife in his choost." What happened there? "Patrick then looks at the
screen with bludshot eyes." "It then shows SpongeBob at his house, watching Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy." "Then a news report comes
on the TV and says," "We interrupt this broadcast to give you some breaking news." "There's a lunatic starfish on the loose and he has a gnife." "He has already killed half
of Bikini Bottom's residents." "We recommend you stay inside your houses and barricade your doors and windows. " "I'm perch, Perkins, and I am about to be killed by this crazy star-" (TV static) "Patrick then runs onto the TV screen and kills the news reporter." "The news report turns to static." "SpongeBob then yells, Patriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!" That's a lot of 'i's. Spongey really drew out that yell. "Suddenly he's whacked on the head." "It knocks him out." "There is a black screen
for about 30 seconds." "It then shows SpongeBob
waking up in a dark closet." "There is a whisper behind him saying, your next, Sponge." "I knew it was Patrick." Brilliant deduction, author! What gave away the megalomaniac starfish? "Before Spongebob (stutters)
oculd say anythin." "Screen shows gibberish letters
and numbers everywhere." - [Dennis] "I smashed the DVD into pieces and tried to forget about it." "But I just cudn't erase
the image of SpongeBob being stubbed to death outta my mind." "If you ever come across this episode, do not watch it." "I will never watch SpongeBob again." "I will never unsee this episode." "This episode made me paranoid." "I have nightmares about
Patrick every night." "I can't go on." Oh, come on, it was just a cartoon, man. That didn't sound any worse
than your average triage of horror episode. I mean, take it easy. - [Strider] Number four. "Rugrats Lost Episode: Chucky's Mom." "Remember Rugrats?" "The show on Nickelodeon?" Yeah, we might have heard of it, author. "What you probably don't
know is the creator of the show, Gabor
Csupo, originally planned a late night version of
Rugrats called, Rugrascals." "To be played at night
with more adult humor." - [Dennis] "Because every
major channel thought the pilot was too disturbing, they refused to air the show." "And as a result, no one
has really heard about it." "However, one station in
Wellington, New Zealand, mistakenly played it in the morning." "Thinking it was a
regular Rugrats episode." - Oh, New Zealand. I love that country. It's our Southern neighbor, down under. "The pilot, and the
only episode of the show that was seen was called Chucky's mom." "The intro played like
normal, but at the end, when Tommy shoots the milk at the screen, the sound effect is much louder." "And the milk simply stays
there for 10 seconds." Oh, not the evil and dreaded milk! (cow moos) That might be scary to
the lactose intolerant? - [Dennis] "Then the name
of the episode appears." "The eposode played out like normal." "With the babies playing the playpen." "They are all talking about their moms, When Chucky has a flashback." - [Strider] "It had Chucky
in hospital standing next to his mother in bed, who was dying from an unknown illness." Jebus, that came outta nowhere. "She was singing you are my sunshine." "But when she sang the second verse, the song started playing in reverse." Why does so many creepypasta authors think that hearing something in reverse will be incredibly scary? I mean, that'd just be annoying like this. (plays backwards) See, that was just annoying, not scary. "Then a shot of Chucky appeared in front of the crazy tunnel in Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory." "This was said to
represent death by fans." Really? How? - [Dennis] "Chuckles
turns around and scruams, and when he looks back
at his mother her face has a live action man's
mouth pasted on it saying Don't worry, Chucky it's
time for me to move on in a man's voice." "A flurry of Wooly
Woonka clips were shown, said to represent dooth." "You can hear chuckles
screuming the entire time." "A shot of chuckles's moom appears again, this time with a chicken's beak crudely, pasted pnto her face saying, don't you remember where it all started?" The barnyard? - [Strider] "The episode then cuts back to the oompa loompas
singing in Willie Wonka." "After about one minute of this, you hear Chucky's mom say, aren't you a lucky ducky Chucky?" "After this Tommy, Phil
and Lil are creuing and an ambulance worker
calms him down saying, 'Chucky, Chucky, can you
hear me?' in a stern voice. - [Dennis] "Eventually after
coughing up blood and vomiting, Chucky comes to his senses." "We then see a point
of view shot of Chucky, seeing Tommy, Phil, Lil
and the ambulance worker as having live action,
chicken beaks on their faces, clucking away." "Chucky shouts, Noooooooooooooo!" - [Strider] "After this,
the regular credits played abd to the Nickuelooduen lugo." I think the author just
gave up at this point and I'm actually a big fan
of the Willy Wonka movies. And personally, I didn't
find them that terrifying. Except of course, for Johnny Depp's acting in the second one, that was horrible. - Good morning starshine (fake scream) the earth says, hello. - [Strider] Number three. "Cliche-less Pasta." "I know you're not going to believe this, but I used to be normal." "Until I experienced the horrific truth." "A boy who lived in my neighborhood named Telly, loved Rugrats." "I got him Rugrat 67 for the Ningrundoh Smehehh." - (fast forwarded) I
was cheap so I got him a copy I found a dumpster behind a haunted GameStop that was
possessed by a ghost named Mel who supposedly
stopped breathing because of CO2 poisoning or
something from breeting, a soda bottle molded by
Michelle Obama herself." - And if you don't know
what swag is, Steve, you definitely don't have it. - "I didn't think anything of it." Really, because if I'd heard that, I would've thought a lot of it. "Anyway, the label on the
cartridge showed signs of wear and blood, but I
thought it was raccoon poop, cuz it was in a dumpster after all." Raccoon poop, really? I think we might skip ahead a bit. (fast forwarding) "Dill
was sleeping on the couch when the game started" "You had to use the WII
remote to wake him up." (normal voice) "But instead
of waking up, Dill broke out of the TV with a machete screaming, true suffering is not
known by most people except for Tommy Wiseau because he
knows the true pain of mark. - I did not hit her, it's not true. It's bullshit- - [Strider and Man] I did not hit her, I did not. Oh, hi mark. - [Dennis] "I noticed then
that there were 666 pixels on the screen." "Then 13, then four." "The game finally turned off." "And then I went to the GamStop and the manager told me not to go into the kitchen of the Rugrat's house." "So I naturally did the exact opposite." Definitely no cliches in this creepypasta. "Stu was making chocolate pudding, but it was 3:00 AM instead of 4:00 AM." "So I knew something was going down." Yeah, a whole hour's difference. That's a big deal. "I heard a voice in my ear." - Because I've lost control of my life. - "I've lost control of my life. I've lost control of my life." Yeah, I was starting to think that too around the point I
started putting two weeks of work into videos about SpongeBob. Not that I don't love
the show, but you know. - "But. I thought nothing of it." "I wanted to check the mail, but then there was a chartridge." "Oh, sorry. I mean cartridge." "In there there was this game, but with more blood and
it had Jeff the killer, Slenderman, Jane the killer, smile dog, the Lavender Town ghost, the rake, the Russian sleep experiment, Max Headroom and Shrek, of course, on the cover." "It was from a friend, but
I don't have any friends." "So it was weird." Oh man, this pasta has an all star cast. I love it, they're bringing everyone back. The band is back together. "Then I put that game in, but it was the same game." "Except Telly wasn't screaming
at the title screen." "He was getting spots." "These weren't chicken pox." "These were Giraffesque
brown spots on his neck, back, head, face, ears, arms, feet, legs." "Telly spots killed him on the inside." What? Okay, now this is where things
get ridiculously abstract. (fast forwarded) "Later I was crying because it was familiar." "This happened to me once." "My Rugrats mentor gave me a Rugrats game when I was his age and I had spots that put me into a depression." (normal voice) He had
giraffe spots that put him into a depression when he played and ga- It's like they just stuck a bunch of random things together. (fast forwarded) "Ice
cream was no longer fun for my five year old self." "My mentor's name was Lang Lang." (normal voice) What are
you talking about, author? What world are you writing in? (fast forwarded) "Lang
lang, wait, that's my name?" "My name used to be Telly." (normal voice) I thought
Telly was your friend? (fast forwarded) "Something's going on." "I just picked up a piece of paper that said whoever reads this pasta, will have it happen to them." (normal voice) "I guess that you're next." (dramatic music) Well you heard him buddy,
apparently we're next. - You know, I feel like
with all the creepypastas that I've read over the years. I should have been next
like 300 times by now. - Well, maybe you'll been
next for something nice. Like an office birthday party or a smile from a stranger or something. - [Dennis] Hey, that doesn't sound so bad. Good point. - [Strider] And for our
number two crappypasta. "SpongeBob's Insanity." "Everybody loves the show on Nickelodeon, SpongeBob Squarepants." Well, not everyone, but
most of my subscribers do. I do. "It's one of the best
animated shows of all time." Damn right, I agree. "But there was one time when Nickelodeon accidentally aired an
episode that was never meant to be shown on TV." - [Dennis] "It only aired once." "It didn't repeat later on that day either like SpongeBob usually does." "This episode was extremely scary." "Since had blood and gore in it." - [Strider] "This episode alone, scared kids for life who
watched the episode." "Parents invaded Nick with complaints that this episode scared
their kids to death." - [Dennis] "The story starts with, I had a job as an intern
at Nickelodeon studios-" Wait, what do you mean? I thought this was a SpongeBob episode? "My job started in 2004." "Yesterday I quit my job, but while I was walking out of the Nickelodeon studio building, I tripped on the floor
and found a VHS tape." "Crudely written on it was
SpongeBob lost episode." "As you would expect, I was interested." - [Strider] "So I took the tape home." "When I got back to my
house with my VHS tape, I popped it into my old tape player." We don't really have tapes
or DVDs anymore though. I guess nowadays we'd have like
a haunted streaming service. I don't know. "As soon as I popped the
tape in the intro played, but something was wrong about it." "The animation looked very rough." "Like it wasn't finished yet." "The audio was all
pitched down two octaves and was very distorted." "The name of the episode
was SpongeBob's insanity." "As you would expect, I was very shocked." I guess, it's really
not that unusual a name for a SpongeBob of episode. - [Dennis] "Beginning standard
in pineapple Spongebob, it's dark was SpongeBob with a chair lift and SpongeBob starts to mumble, but he has a voice disturbing-" "Finish speaking and ends
scene and stood black screen for 10 seconds." "This is where it gets weird episode." Yeah, it's already pretty
weird if I'm gonna be honest. - Oh, the author has decided to go without full stops again. Here we go. (fast forwarded) "SpongeBob
had a look with his big eyes, the camera focused for
22 seconds and begin to spend three dead
cartoons images and killer." "SpongeBob was in the tub
but has no points in his eyes and then moved to zoom
SpongeBob has no pupils." "And blood came out of his
eyes and nose and his fingers began to bleed." "SpongeBob is shaking, but a realistic way and was watching the viewer
making now in black." "And then SpongeBob has realistic eyes, but not rea eyes, but photoshopeatos eyes, is too disturbing." - What the hell did you just say? - Where was your sentence
structure there, author? I don't think I understood
a single sentence in that entire paragraph. - [Dennis] "Patrick was roping a ball and broke the mirror
SpongeBob but was silent." "Disturbing music starts." "SpongeBob's body was black." "There was blood on
their sides and Patrick's SpongeBob told it was just an accident and not to kill him." "SpongeBob said things in a disturbing." "SpongeBob starts killing." "An arm, trying to reach a
gun, but it was too late." "SpongeBob severed arm looked like a horror movie in the seventies." Yeah, dude, those are gnarly. - [Strider] "I had a
dark room and there were four pools of blood and a monster rises." "This episode is not normal is disturbing and disgusting and worse." "The episode was the straw
that broke the camel." I think the phrase is broke
the camel's back, author. "Now begins a stage in black now has a staring SpongeBob
and his bloody body." The story is too long let's speed it up. (fast forwarded) "Was the body of Patrick, his arms and head thrown
blood, cut Patrick's stomach." "SpongeBob said that other words are too disturbing and shows
his eyes so hyper realistic that it cut to static for
five seconds before going-" (stutters) Russian, I can't speak Russian. "Which is the Russian for Killer SpongeBob is following you." "The episode ended with normal credits." "I took the tape out of the VCR, smashed it with a hammer and will never watch that episode of
SpongeBob ever again." Well obviously, author, you smashed it. And for our number one
Nickelodeon crappypasta. "The Turtle of my Dreams." This story is actually
among some of the better crappypastas I've read in quite some time. And I've read a lot of these. - Yeah, that is against
some stiff competition for both of us but I'm
super excited to read it. Let's give it a try. - [Strider] The story. "My name is Bob Bobberson." "Something like that, I don't know, I'm bad at coming up with names." - "I mean, that is totally my real name." - [Strider] "I am a huge Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles fan." "And one day I went to my local GameStop and saw they had a new
Ninja Turtles game called Ninja Turtles 666 Death Stab Kill Blood." "I bought it." - [Dennis] "I put it into my Wii." "And when it started up, there was a loud voice that said die." "I ignored it and kept
playing because yolo." "I began playing and saw
there was already one file." "It said 666 Stab Kill
Die Fire Death Demon." "I will kill you and drink your blood." "Death death die death." Charming. - [Strider] "I started
up the title and saw I was playing as Van
Goh, the fifth turtle." "His mask is beige." "He is totally not a nerdy anime, deviantart original
character if that's what you are thinking, that's dumb." "Only stupid hipsters do that." "Van Goh is totally real." - [animated voice] Don't steal. - [Strider] "I saw Van Goh
was on fire and dying." "Realistic blood was shooting
out of his mouth like barf." - [Dennis] "I kept playing
until the jump scare happened of Sonic the hedgehog
with completely black eyes dripping hyper realistic blood." - Why is Sonic the hedgehog in there? - [Dennis] "I peed myself
and had a kidney failure." That's usually part of course for creepypasta protagonists. "After tons of intensive
care at the hospital, I went back home to play the game." "I put the disc into my NES." Nice. "And as it started up there
was another jump scare." "This time of a turtle-like
skull with blood on it." "I turned off the game
and took out the disc and lit it on fire." - [Strider] "While later
I heard a knock on my door and my extremely fat,
shirtless, bearded mailman, named Bert threw a disc
at me and disappeared in a puff of smoke." "I looked at Bert's disc and saw, it was the ninja turtle game from before!" "I screamed!" (characters screaming) "I put my cartridge in the Xbox 3-" I guess he's gonna play it anyway. "... and started the game and saw that there was another file." "Simply titled, Bert." - There's only one Burt and I know just what he looks like. - [Dennis] "I started Bert's file, but saw I was playing as Leonardo." "Whoa, he's not Van Goh!" "As I walked around I
saw the other turtles, all dead, except for Van
Goh who was flying around with demonic wings and
hyper realistic blood dripping from his eyes." "Van Goh swooped down and
cut off Leonardo's head with a sword." "Hyper realistic blood
shot out everywhere." "And Van Goh shouted, I am God." - [Strider] "The screen went to black and I sighed with relief." - [Dennis] "Suddenly a
giant green turtle fist came crashing through the TV screen and hit me in the face." "Punching my head right off of my body and now I am dead and
my ghost wrote this." "You are reading a story by a ghost and I am haunting you." - "Look out the window." "I am outside your house
watching you right now." (ghost laughing) Oh, Hey boo. - Hi, Josh. - [Strider] Eeeeeeeeeek. I guess they were really scared of you. Wait, so is Burt watching us? Or is the ninja turtle watching us? Or is the ghost author watching us? Questions, dear viewer,
that will never be answered. - [Dennis] I dunno, that
story made no sense, but I gotta admit that I
wholeheartedly loved it. It was hilarious. It poked a lot of fun at some
usual creepypasta troupes. For that, I gotta give the author props. - Me too and thanks to all these authors for the good laughs. For all the cliches in these stories. There's so much creativity
in these that I can truly never predict what's going to happen next. Well, I think that's
enough insanity for now. Let's once again, exit
the creepypasta vault. And of course, thank you
to my friend, Dennis, for joining us to read these creepypastas. You know this already, man, but you're always welcome
and appreciated here. - Thank you so much, Josh. This was great as it always is. I had so much fun. Thank you again for all the support. It really means a lot to me. And I'm looking forward
to us doing this again in the future. - Me too, man. Take care and to you, thank you for watching and
I'll see you next time. - Goodbye.. - There are some peop- PP pastas out there. In a soda bottle molded
by Michelle Obama herself. I did not hit her! I did not, Oh, hi, Mark.
