THAT is not a toy! | DDLC Yuri's New Toy

hey guys what is up zero here welcome to Yuri's new toy so uh yeah I have no idea what this mod is about I the only thing I know about this mod is that it is short and that apparently it contains Yuri's new toy and these are the two things I know like I I don't know I've heard this mod like hover around like I've heard its name every so often and I've always been like oh that's probably like an NS of w mod right like Yuri's new toy like come on now but I don't know the the post didn't mention anything about it being an NSFW mod so I have to see what exactly this ends up being but I do know that it is a short mod so let's let's see what Yuri's new toy seems to be shall we okay it didn't even let me name myself all right maybe MC isn't in this mod hey nski hey sori what you doing reading some manga what's up well I was just kind of wondering if you'd like to go for a walk a walk yeah I mean I'm kind of hungry and I thought it'd be fun to go to the vending machine together I have any money with me sori huh why would you bring that up all of a sudden how to try to guilt me into buying you a snack it's not going to work a darn well it was worth a try hello oh my God she why is she so excited oh no hello everyone well what the heck I just bought this yesterday and I've been bursting with excitement to show it off okay she's holding something oh is that is that a sword what oh I I did not know that's where this was going natski please this is a Katana I've been saving up for it for over a year and it's finally mine it's perfectly balanced too observe it's it's like At first I thought about it I'm like would it noty be the one to probably try to buy a katana but I'm like actually no Yuri buys knives a katana is like the next step definitely for someone like Yuri not if anything natski probably is slightly jealous like you know like she's probably like man I wish I had a katana what the hell hey that's really neat Yuri oh oh I've got an idea can you do tricks with it like if I put an apple on top of my head and you cut in half with one swing I mean I don't have an apple with me but you could probably buy one from the cafeteria and can I have the Apple afterward someone feed sori I'm not buying you a snack sori oh darn and besides such a trick would be extremely unsafe the katana has a very sharp blade careful with that thing Yuri you're going to cut someone natski please I've been handling sharp objects for my entire lifetime I think I know how to handle a katana safely you say so I'm going to stand over here just in case suit yourself she's going to like cut Monica with it isn't she oh no yeah she is hi guys how's it going oh okay well she just got her hair I guess oh oh oh oh why does her arms fall off like cartoon arms I like how there's no blood or anything her arms are just [Music] gone Yuri oh my clicked out of the game H sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry look what you've done you cut my hair you have any idea how long it's going to take for it to grow back uh uh Monica what I think you have bigger problems than your hair what are you talking about well for one thing can you do this my my arms well don't just stand there do something right right right okay okay okay nobody panic everyone nobody panic the first thing we need to do is pack the arms in ice so the hospital can reattach them natski can you do that ew no way I'm not touching them I'll do it just uh uh no don't hand them to me what am I going to do with them you're supposed to be packing them in Ice uh right sorry okay good while sori's doing that natski dial 911 what dial 911 what the heck are you talking about nsky please Monica's going in an ambulance to get her to the hospital Gary that's the American emergency number we're in Japan man oh well I mean technically we never know for sure where ddlc takes place you should dial 119 oh right sorry I forgot I'm surrounded by idiots hey what did I do never mind natski just make the call fine we'll do it someone has to be the smart one around here hey dialing hey yeah I'm calling because my idiot friend was playing with a sword Katana whatever anyway my friend was swinging around and well I mean she isn't really my friend I just kind of know her because we're in the literature club together I mean I guess I sort of want to be friends with her but don't tell her I said that I don't want to go to her head or anything she's like she's like [ __ ] venting to the guy on the phone noty I'm standing in right here she's going to make things so embarrassing now huh what's that the reason I called I'm getting to that let me finish what I was saying anyway most of the time it's nice spending time with her but she ruins it every time she opens her damn mouth like I wish she just get in her head that she doesn't have to show off how fancy she is all the time feels like she's looking down on me I believe the word you're looking for is condescending damn it she's doing it again have you ever known someone so annoying hello they hung up on me freaking nerve of them I'm going to call them back and complain to their manager the one time in my life that I can't face pal Nai is it true huh that you want to be friends I mean sort of but I don't know shut up I didn't realize what are they [Laughter] doing you always seem so angry I thought you hated me well no not really I mean you kind of make me mad sometimes but I don't hate you just wish you won't keep making me feel like I did something wrong it's really hurtful I didn't know I was hurting you I apologize profusely I promise I won't do it again and I'd like to be friends too really well yes if you'll have me a sure Yuri friends can I uh can I give you a hug what is this I like how this moment is like so like it's so like childish too like really a can I give you a hug natski like it's it's like we're watching an after school special like [ __ ] Monica's reaction is so warranted right now she's like what am I watching oh come [Music] here M So Soft what's that uh your hair it's soft oh that would be from the conditioner I use having such long hair could be a hassle to wash but I think it's worth it I'm kidding Yuri I was talking about your boobs waa okay oh I use any conditioner on those I suppose that was rather funny H yes very funny and very sweet and touching I'd give you a hug too if I could but I can't because I have no freaking arms you at least call me a taxi or something right right yes of course Nai if you would how do I have to do everything not everything sori's dealing with the arms yeah what about you someone has to delegate someone who can keep a cool head in a crisis and keep things organized you know what forget it I'll just walk to the hospital myself why does my stomach hurt so much oh oh no oh my God no sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry nobody panic nobody panic right right right okay okay okay so here's the good news I can see your stomach from here and the blade didn't touch it so that means that technically it isn't really your stomach that's hurting but the bad news is I think we're going to need more ice hi everyone jeez what took you so long sorry about that I had to get a snack I was kind of hungry that's all right sori actually you have good timing I wanted to let you know that we're going to need more ice than we thought hey where is the ice anyway forget the ice where are my arms uh so uh funny story about that I didn't know where to get any ice from the cafeteria oh yeah I wish I thought of that sori right right so I have good news and bad news see I got this idea that if I buy something really cold from the vending machine that would be just as good as ice bad news is I didn't have any money but the good news is Monica had her person her hand and there's lots of money in there oh my gosh you just stole from Monica and I got a bottle of app Apple Juice but uh I accidentally drank it all sayori a bottle of apple juice isn't going to keep both of my arms cold aha I thought of that too that's why I bought 20 more bottles of apple juice or I would have but I ran out of money you what well I said I was kind of hungry I had to get a snack first sori there's no way you spent that much money on vending machine snacks okay okay so I was kind of really hungry sheesh there were over 10,000 yen in there yeah I know after I empti the vending machine I had to find more vending machines across the street it took me a while uh how much is that an American currency uh just out of curiosity it's about 100 bucks honestly Yuri can we at least pretend this game takes place in Japan okay at least that is funny if they at least bring that up can we at least pretend for now guys sorry and what do you mean by game never mind sori you didn't say what happened to my arms oh yeah so my next idea was to pour cold water in them from the girl's bathroom but the bad news is only warm water comes out of TAPS if it helps the waters in the toilets is always cold ooh I wish I thought of that you are not putting my arms down a toilet don't worry Monica I didn't after I got them wet I blow on them to keep them cold but after blowing on them for a while I started to get dizzy and I kind of blacked out what a clutz guess that explains the lump on your head yeah but the good news is that when I woke up Monica's arms are gone wait what they're gone yep how the hell is that good news because now I don't need to worry about them anymore Tori I need those arms there's nothing to worry about Monica really just think about it logically whoever took your arms obviously wanted to help you get them reattached how do you figure that well what other reason is there to take them never heard of the arm Thief yesh can't believe this wait a second oh no oh shoot oh darn oh crap what is it I'm sorry Monica I screwed up you're just realizing that now I forgot that the hospital needs to reattach your hair we should keep it cold too well don't worry I'll put it down the toilet right away no damn it stop once and for all just stop can't you see you're making everything worse I'm sorry I just wanted to help he's Monica that was pretty harsh indeed does I need to be so cruel Monica I'm on Monica side no Sor is ridiculous I have on Monica side bro that is sori is ridiculous when you have Patrick Star sori now I'm with her a hey um please don't cry I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell at you I'm just a big screw up I can't do anything right don't say that know you're doing your best I mean sure you made some mistakes that just means you'll do better next time right but you said I'm making everything worse I didn't mean that just a little upset actually I've been meaning to tell you how much I value having you in the club you managed to make every day a little brighter just by being around really of course seriously place wouldn't be the same without you I had good reason to make you vice president it's okay figure this out together together I like the sound of that and Dey noty I an apology too I'm sorry for getting so angry earlier I know this is a difficult situation for all of us but we're all friends and I know we can handle anything we put our minds to when you put it that way it sounds rather inspiring you're right as usual president yeah Monica's the best come on everybody goop hug goop hug [Music] a a can't really hug back but this is [Music] nice hey Monica yes sayari can I ask you a question yes sori why are you on the [Music] floor also why is your body in two pieces I don't want to be rude or anything I'm just kind of curious okay everyone I think that's enough hugging for now oh okay so now I think it's important for us to figure out what to do next so couldn't Monica just like put herself back together with the console I'm like assuming she's just waiting for them to leave so that she can I think that's why she kept saying like I think that's probably why she kept trying to find an excuse for them to take her to the hospital so that she could leave when they're not there and then so when they're not there she could just like reattach her body with the console but first look over there a distraction where I see oh exactly that's exactly what I thought I oh my God E look at their turn oh God I don't like turn knots and sori they scare me I don't get it what are we looking at over here I concur there doesn't seem to be anything particularly interesting yeah it really isn't much of a distraction is it eh you must have missed it whoa what how uh I got better wow that was lucky see I told you there's nothing to worry about sure sure let's just let this be a lesson of being careful from now on of course I'm always careful with my well this is strange my Katana is only made of plastic now I could have sworn was made of metal before she switched it to plastic that's funny really gee I wonder how that happened well as long as it's still balanced oh my God no Nai NY no they should have made that the title screen the naski just doesn't have a head if you con you completed the mo like her head just on the ground all right well that that was that was cute I liked that uh obviously it's a comedy mod but I I hope people didn't take when I said about seor being like Patrick Star as like uh me criticizing the mod it's a comedy mod it's understandable sometimes they exagger you know a lot of times with comedy mods they exaggerate the character's personalities so like you know sometimes you'll see Nai being really mean you'll see Yuri being you know slightly as even in this one you see she she's kind of slightly a little out of the loop more than usual Monica is that if anything's more bitter as you could see and so sori's like really dumb but I don't think they did it to a ridiculous degree to where I was like bro what is even happening you know so they did it for comedy and it was funny you know I had a good time with it it also went on longer than I expected I honestly thought it was going to end as soon as uh she cut Yuri as soon as she cut Monica's Hair off and then they were just going to like freak out like no what IC and then they were just going to end there but actually it was it was decently lengthy uh but that was cute I like that that was a nice little short mod uh but anyway uh that is it hope you guys enjoyed if you want to download this for yourself the link will be in the description below this has been zero [Music] peace way of life I heard you say we were on the f Dre way of life way of my [Music] life

Channel: AfroZer0

Views: 5,095

Keywords: DDLC, Doki Doki Literature Club, Sayori, Monika, Natsuki, Yuri, Zero, DDLCMods, AfroZer0, DDLC Mod, Doki Doki Literature Club Mod, AfroZero, MC

Id: 69gCJIxGVQ0

Length: 19min 43sec (1183 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 03 2024