- Are you prepared to get wet? - Oh no! - We broke the seal. - It was too good to be true. Yeah, keep doing that. - Car detailing stuff
can get pretty expensive, but luckily there is a little
website called wish.com where you can get that
stuff for dirt cheap. Today, we have spent
literally dozens of dollars on wish.com car cleaning supplies and we're finally going to
deep clean our race car Jetta. I'm joined by the best car
cleaner at Donut Media. - Howdy! - Zach Joe. I'm James and this is the show where we put random car
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- Oh yeah! - Doug, what are you doing here? Well, I heard you were supporting the All Within My Hands Foundation
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people back to the show. - Now to effectively test these products, we've been keeping the Jetta
extra dirty for the past year. That's right, it's been on purpose. One of the most popular crowds that infest an interior of a car is dirt and dust. - That is a popular crowd, you're right. (both laughing) How do you fix those? With a vacuum. Today, we're going to test out the Upgraded Mini 7000PA-120W
Super Suction Car Vacuum Cleaner Handheld Dry
Dual Use Vacuum Cleaner for Car Home Computer cleaning. - Yes, that goes into
the old 12 volt socket. - Nice length on that cord. - I know. You'll be able to hit the whole car. - It looks like a goose. - It does. (imitates goose) - [James] First, let's get rid
of all the crud on the seats. We're going to test our vacuum. There are literal piles of crud. - Let's see if we can
do something about that. When you work on cars, you
get a lot of crud on your butt and that butt-crud gets
transferred to your seats and that's what we've got going on here. (vacuum sound) - [Zach] Whoo! - Not very strong. So in the ad, it literally
showed it picking up an iPhone. So let's see if it'll pick
up an iPhone as advertised. - [Zach] Yeah! That's
some iPhone suction power. - The sound is grating. - [Zach] I mean, this is like pretty good. How much was this? - 20 bucks. This might be the best Wish
product we've ever had. All right. So it's not
getting all of this stuff that's, like, really baked into the seats. - [Zach] Yeah. But I could see, you know, if
you spent a lot of time on it, you'd probably be able to
get a little bit more done. - Honestly. - Yeah. - This is, like, the first
Wish product we've tested where I'm like, "Yeah, get it." - Yeah. - Okay. Zach, we got all
the crud off of the car, but there's some places
that crud likes to hide that a vacuum just can't get to. - What do you do? Well Zach, you buy the Carwash
Microfiber Car Cleaning Brush for Air-condition Cleaner
Computer Clean Tools Blinds Duster Car Care Detailing. Ooh, two-pack! - Yeah. - Oh, so it looks like
it's got some fingers to go into the vents of
your air conditioning. It's a two-pack, thug life. - Let's see what we've got here. So, obviously, this
has three little prongs kind of to go in-between
these lines in the vent. Do a little number like this. The problem is that, you
know, you got that there. To me, This is sort of like a, 'As Seen on TV' type of product. Where it's like, it's a
brush in a different shape. - Exactly. - And I don't need that. - Yeah. Now that said, there are detailing tools like
this that are more useful. And I will say the
brush under this is nice for getting into all sorts of areas like cleaning out this little wheel here and just cracks and crannies. A brush is going to be super handy. But as far as this end goes,
where it's made to clean vents, I would just use a microfiber. So the question is whether or
not this is a scam or a slam. And I'd honestly put it,
kind of, in the middle. - [James] Yeah. - [Zach] It's a brush. - So we don't only have
crud on our air vents and all over the car, we
got them on our seats too. - A lot of cruds. - So we bought the Car Interior Cleaning Decontamination Fabric Cleaning Cleaning Quickly Auto Foam Dry Cleaner Kit. - Six bucks. - Yeah so, you just, like,
spray this stuff on everything. - On your whole interior. - Oh my God. - What's in the hand there?
Is that a magic eraser? - Oh. (squeaking) I hate how that feels. - I bet this will clean
stuff up, honestly, mostly because of this. - A caution, if get in eyes, please wash with plenty of water, or go to hospital. All right, so we have some
stains up here on our headliner. This car has lived a hard life. Let's see if this awful sponge, that feels really bad to the touch, and
the spray will clean it up. - Yeah. - I could see this working
pretty well on the dash, like a hard surface, but
a cloth type of surface, (squeaky-sounding scrubbing) I don't know. Well, they advertised headlining. - Yeah. I mean. (squeaky scrubbing continues) - [Zach] Good catch. (laughing) - Yeah. - I think it's working, but
I don't know how much better it's working than just,
like, a sponge and water. - Right, I would not endorse this product. Don't buy it. - Yep. Scam. - Scam. And the last stage of detailing
the interior of your car is, of course, getting those
windows nice and clear. So you can see out of them. For this, we have, kind of, a two-parter. First, we have the Car Window
Windshield Windscreen Wiper Cleaning Wash Brush Vehicles Care Tool. (dramatic sound effect) - Wow, and that's not
nearly as big as it looks. - Yeah, it looks way bigger in the ad. - It feels a little unnecessary. - I mean, it's like a Swiffer. - Yeah. Mini Swiffer that
you don't really need. - And we also have a 40
Piece Multifunctional Effervescent Spray Cleaner
Washing Machine Remover Home Cleaning Tablets Deodorant
Tablets With Cleaning Bottle Suitable for Clothing Stains,
Kitchen Range Hood Stains Toilet Floor Stains, Wood Polish, Etc. - Yeah, cleaning your
car is the et cetera. - So you just drop one of these tabs, like an Alka-Seltzer,
into this with some water and it creates a glass
cleaning solution, I guess. - [James] I could see
myself eating one of these. - Oh yeah. Look at her
bubbling up right there. - Cleaning power. - That's worth your money. - Yeah, just watching that - It's like satisfying. - And also like if you
have heartburn and a pen, she could probably just pop one of these. - So to clean our windows, we're going to use our
all-purpose, Alka-Seltzer cleaner and our tiny little Swiffer wand. - Yeah, and I think a hallmark
of a good window cleaner is that it, you know,
evaporates kinda quickly. - Yeah. - That little tab should
help evaporate it. If it doesn't evaporate quickly, I'm calling this a scam right off the bat. - Right. - That is a nice little spray
pattern from that bottle. (dramatic music) See no signs of evaporation. - No, it's pretty wet on there. - Yeah, that's just a wet window. - So now this is my problem with this, is you've done one window about halfway. - Super dirty. - It's already dirty. - Yeah. - This ain't doing it for me. Yeah, it's just water basically. I don't know what that tab
is supposed to have done, but it doesn't look like
it's helping the process of cleaning that glass at all. - And what is this doing for me that a paper towel wouldn't do? - Nothing actually, it's
probably working worse. Especially because that thing stays dirty. You only have one option
on that microfiber. - These are two awful,
completely ineffective products. - Scam. - You're better off spitting
on the window and doing this. (background laughter) - I don't know if I agree with that, but you're on the right track. - This is HGKJ Auto
Engine Warehouse Cleaner. So, instead of an engine bay - It's an engine warehouse. - Oh right. - I'm a little skeptical
about the 'rinse-free'. - I'm a hundred-percent
skeptical about the 'rinse-free' portion of this, I mean,
that doesn't make any sense. How does the dirt leave? (both laughing) - Very tiny bottle, very
concentrated apparently. Shake well and spray on dust, oil and wait three to five minutes. Try not to flush with water. If so, please do it under the
guidance of a professional to avoid short circuit
or damage to some parts. - Okay, so I guess they
just don't want you to rinse because, you know, it's a liability that you're going to cook some electrics. Well, our engine warehouse is super dirty. So, should we see if this stuff works? Well, when you're doing any
cleaning of the engine bay, it's a good idea to
disconnect your battery. Even if you're not rinsing. - Any good smell? - Soap. - Yeah. This is probably just soap. (James laughing) (dramatic background music) - Let's give it three to five minutes and - See how she wipes off. - Yeah. - All right. It's been
three to five minutes. Let's see if this stuff works. I mean, yeah. It's wiping away some dirt. Again-- - Like soap. - Like you would expect
soap and water to do. - [James] I want something, like, more - [Zach] Foamy - [James] Dangerous. - Oh yeah, I want it to have
some warning labels on it. - Right? - [Zach] I mean, the
fact is this engine bay is a little bit cleaner,
but I think that's mostly because of our skills and muscles. Blam, blam, blam, man. That's a scam. - Next up we have, potentially, the blingiest part of any car, the wheels. All right, so first up
another HGKJ product. - Number 18. - Number 18, - Moving down the list. This is Car Paint Wheel Iron
Powder Auto Cleaning Agent Wheel Rim Car Cleaner
Coating Supply, with an I E, Spot Rust Tar Spot Remover Polishes. - For six bucks, - $6. We got a little kit here.
So we have our spray. We have a little sponge. - See, so this is more of a Wish product. That is a mini sponge. - That is a tiny sponge. (dramatic sound effect) (James wretches) - Really? - Yeah, it smells like eggs. - Oh my God, that is bad. - It's got sulfur in it. - That smells like a stink bomb. (both laughing) (Zach yells) That smells like a tunnel I was in once. (both laughing) All right, well we've got a pretty dirty wheel and tire here. - Luckily we have HGKJ formula 18. I hate it. - Oh my God, that's rancid. - That smells so badly. - It's not worth it, like, already. - I know. Like, even if it cleaned well, I don't want to use a product
that smells like this. - It smells terrible. (dramatic, high pitched sound) And now my hands smell terrible. - Glad you're using it. - Car wash stuff is
supposed to smell good. - Yeah. - It's supposed to smell
like girls' shampoo. The sponges so small. - I know - My hands are filthy. - Yeah, and this is not going
to clean all of our wheels. It's not like we're going to uncover a really nice finish but
yeah, it's cleaning it. - But is it cleaning it better than a brush with soap and water? - I don't think so and then it smells a thousand times worse. This is a no go for me. Absolutely 0%. This is almost a prank. (laughing) This is a prank product. - Not only do we want our
wheels to be shiny and clean, we want our tires to be shiny and clean because nothing says class
like little bit of tire shine. So for that, we have the HGKJ
50ml Multi-purpose Car Auto Tire Wheel Refurbishing
Agent Cleaner Coating Polishing Protection Car Accessories. So it came with a sponge and
it says spray this product on the tire, apply evenly with sponge and wait for drying. - Fart? - Worse, cancer. (both laughing) - Oh yeah. - It is like, - honestly, that's kind
of more what I wanted the engine de-greaser to smell like. That smells like it's
going to do something. - So we got all the dirt off of the tire, which is something you want to
do before you make it shine. Let's see if HGKJ Auto Formula
22 shines these guys up. - Drizzle some on my little foam biscuit, We're just going to do half the tire so we get a nice before and after, so we can see how effective this stuff is. It's a little extra foamy. - It's mineral spirits. - But mineral spirits, I don't
think it would dry it out. - Yeah, this is a really
greasy feeling. Tire shine. A lot of dirt and stuff
is going to cling to this. - Yeah, and it might end
up drawing out the tire a little bit, in the long run because, yeah, it's like Goo Gone. - [Zach] Yeah, I'm not a fan. I mean, it does make our
tire look a little shinier for now, but I think if
you're interested in that just get a standard tire
cleaner or a tire shine. - Would not suggest. - Now that our wheels and tires look as fresh as the freshest
set of Springwells, it's time to move on to the most popular part of
any car, the exterior. And for that, we're
going to start with the Type B - Car Washer High
Pressure Snow Foamer Water Profession Car Cleaning Foam
Machine Washing Foamaster - And my favorite part is coming up. Type A - 750ml Snow Foam
Lance, Type A, Type B Optional - Honestly, for 14 bucks,
That looks like a lot of kit. - Again, smaller than it would be. - All right. Yeah. - I mean, it's dinky for sure. And of course we need soap
for our brush. Lance Canon, - Ooh DIY. - 10/5/1 pieces Car Wash
Powder Cleaning Shampoo Multifunctional Cleaning
Tools Car Soap Powder Windshield Wash Accessories. - $2. Not bad. - Are there a lot of like powdered soaps? - I've only seen, really, powdered soaps for laundry detergent. You
can powder soap, right? So I don't see any reason
this shouldn't work. - So now that we're getting into it, we're realizing that either
they didn't send us a critical piece or much like international outlets, international hose pinnings
are slightly different. So we're going to have to improvise. - I mean, this is like-- - I mean, honestly, I've been
proud of some stuff I've done but not-- - I feel like it feels great. I feel like I'm we're in Apollo 13. So now that we have the hose
attached, let's add our soap. - Are you prepared to get wet? (slow, dramatic music) - Wow, not bad. It's leaking
from the tool not there. - The weak point is not our seal. The weak point is the tool, not us. - So yeah, just hose her down like that. We'll let it soak. Start at the top and then
we'll hit it with a brush. - I'm not mad at this. - Okay, great. (laughing) Oh no! Broke the seal. Which one? Oh, our good one. - Yeah, it was too good to be true. Yeah, keep doing that. - You know, I'm going
to let you get in on it? - Oh geez, thanks James.
Just what I was waiting for. (James laughing) - It really sprays
directly on your crotch. - This is ridiculous. So now, I'm not sure. - It makes it look like
you peed your pants. - I'm just going to pee my pants soon. - It's like we designed it to do that. - Okay so, this isn't
exactly the tool's fault. We definitely don't have
the correct connection, but I will say in terms of
the usability of the tool, the placement of the soap
dispenser or the soap container is really annoying. It's
sucks in several ways. This paint job is worth
more than this crappy tool. - All right, Joe, what's
the verdict on the brush? - Scam. - Scam. And of course, once you're
done washing the car, you don't want any pesky water spots. So you need to invest in a quality shammy. And for that, we've
got an Extra Large Soft Microfiber Cleaning Auto Car Detailing Cloths Wash Towel Duster. Now, just based on this picture - Wow! This car and this lady
are either very small or we have been misled. - It is also see-through, right? - You don't need to peel back the curtain. You can see through it. - All right, now that
we've washed this hog. Of course, we got to dry it. So I've got my massive
see-through sunshade. I mean, it was drying it decently. It's not the most absorbent
microfiber I've ever used, but there is, admittedly,
a lot of it here. So it is doing a decent job. - It's like a towel. - Things are pretty dry.
Paint still feels terrible. - Now, normally at this point you would use a polishing
compound on your car but we don't need to
because we have a $9 product that will not only remove all scratches, but will protect it in the future. It's Practical Car Scratch
Repair Nano Spray Ceramic Coating Car Paint Sealant Removed
Any Scratch and Mark. - Any scratch? - And mark. - Wow! But we've got plenty
of scratches and marks. - Yep. All right. Let's try them out now. Now, there's no instructions on this other than do not eat. So I'm going to follow those to the tee. - It leaves us a lot. - Oh, sorry. It says it will remove
any scratch or mark. These are a few that we
couldn't get out with the tennis ball hack, a couple videos ago. So I mean, this thing claims
to remove all scratches. These are scratches. - Good luck. (spraying sounds) So do we know how long we're
supposed to let us sit or no? - It doesn't say, they
just say, "Do not eat," - What do you think,
what do you want to do? - Don't eat it. I mean, it seems to be cleaning
some of these scratches out. I mean, it does seem to
be some sort of like, you know, cleaning chemical. It's getting some of the gunk away. - So can you remove all
the scratches from your car and ceramic coated for $9? No, this is a total scam. This sucks. (blows raspberry) - At least it doesn't smell like farts. - At least it doesn't smell like farts. (exciting music) (parrot squawking) - [Narrator] It's been years, but the comments still haunts me. More HRSPRS? Was it even possible? How much horse is too much horse? I had to know, test after test, failure after failure, I began to doubt that I'd ever find out. Then it happened. I think I have it. I think I have it. I've done it. HRSPRS are infinite. So saddle up, boys and
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