Testing Amazons stupidest Motorcycle Accessories (#1 is life saving)

all right guys we spent our hard earned are you taller than me i don't i can't go any lower all right guys we spent our hard-earned money on stupid amazon products so that you guys don't have to just because i was curious and i want to see what's going to happen the first thing is actually an incredible bargain at a hundred thirty dollars this is a uh inflatable motorcycle safety vest oh so like if you get ejected off the bike before you fly off the bike this thing and so this this will replace your spinal protector your hans device which no one wears on the street and also chest protector and this replaces all that stuff it's only 130 bucks the at the normal price of these things are um i think 800 bucks so i'm very very very excited to see what's going to happen airbag vest manual these are awful look at these drawings i'm not even sure what that is that's a picture of beard in my mouth okay there's a couple different types of airbags i learned this from the fortnite video because i don't want to do any research i'll just watch him do research this is the pool cord kind they have they actually have a gps kind that uses like a accelerometer that if it knows you came off the bike you have to have a batteries it's the pool cable kind and it just you attach it to the bike this guy's attached to his guys has attached to his crash bars which is probably a bad place to attach it you can't recover i want to be closer more and one of my big questions is what happens if you forget about it all right so apparently this is a large this is the size i should be wearing comfortably goes on like this looks like it's sized appropriate not bad i thought it would come with one of these oh it didn't come with one i don't see any and there's not one in there we gotta get one bam craig why does that take so long all right these things are actually pretty hard to find where did they go to get it uh i ended up going to bass pro shop nice they're similar the ones that they use for fish but not exactly not exactly those were a little smaller in the next we have to unscrew this before we put this one in no i think you just put that in i'm gonna back up still here all right so the big complaint about this thing was all the all the one star the two star the three-star reviews actually had pretty decent reviews but all the bad star reviews was because it didn't come with a co2 container which it says it did and i also didn't i also thought it would come with one too but uh the other review was that this zipper was horrible but some of the reviews actually said that people actually used it in real estate all right so the first question is does it actually work so [Music] i was a little anticlimactic it took a little longer than i thought it was going to take did you fully you would have been on the ground i think the yeah i think i would have been on the ground it worked though it did i feel all nice and snug this is the long one so it actually comes down really low yeah yeah that's pretty good punch me right here nothing nothing punch me right here it does work we should see if you float all right so we went through the edit it was actually a lot faster than what i thought let's give you guys some comparison this is one second all the major brands um claim to do this thing in about the same speed and that's right around here uh 200 milliseconds this one when we measured it maybe a little rough it was somewhere right around here right before the 200 millisecond mark so i i actually kind of thought that it was going to be way slower than the the major brands it's a very simple system correct you want to draw the system okay so let's see i'm a good drawer [Music] all right so we have the canister and that gets smacked down draw my own competing one comes down to here and that sits on the ball this ball is tied to a lanyard we'll do it better we'll do a better drawing explaining this and then craig will do a voiceover showing what's going on wait no the ball's out here the question i have now obviously it's not going to work for every type of accident i think i heard a stat that said 80 of all motorcycle crashes are single vehicle incidents so it's some guy sliding off the road if someone really works if you if you you know separate yourself from the bike if a car runs and hits you from the side it will eventually deploy but you might have been on the ground for a little bit and it may stop like the other movements of you rolling what this is really perfect for is if you high side [Music] so even though this might not help you with the initial impact it's still going to help you out when you're rolling and tumbling and stuff hopefully you don't roll and tumble something in that slide sometimes you're rolling tumble in that slide so when this thing came it did not come with a cartridge and they're actually pretty expensive yeah they're like 25 or 30 bucks a piece so you buy four you buy eight of them you you know it's the same cost of the jacket but it's kind of cool that it's reusable i guess we gotta figure out how to oh look there's the spring oh now i see it here hold on can we unscrew this all this whole assembly probably there we go there's a spring this thing's up here the spring is compressed this thing gets pulled nothing's there holding it back and this thing gets jammed into the cartridge puts a big hole in there and fills up the there's a hole right there so just to give you guys some contacts this is about this this deploys about 200 milliseconds an airbag a car airbag is 55 milliseconds so it's like yeah it's a quarter of the time of this and this was actually pretty fast you could have what 20 airbags deploy in a second back back back to back that's pretty impressive inevitably you're not used to wearing something like this the first time you you put it on so the way it's set up is this is supposed to attach to your bike where are you supposed to attach it i detach it somewhere high that way it inflates before i hit the ground it all depends on where you're going hit the ground if you're going up first then you want it lower right true all right so let's say you have it attached to your bike this is fine i can i can do everything i want to do when i'm riding it's not going to get in the way what happens when you forget about it and you just get off your bike and you start walking that's what happens that's exactly what happens i thought it would be a little bit harder but it would happen pretty quickly so you might actually need to have saddlebags just fill with extra one of those because i'm probably this is probably gonna happen multiple times right ben kick me right in the back that you missed it ben let me show you how it's done you missed it too at my shoulder oh jeez i got really high on that one there we go that's that's something and it could be a little little tent and there you go i kind of don't hate this i think i i would actually i would i would wear this for a track day all right so i in closing craig how would you rate this i think it's amazing i think it's awesome too i think it's well worth everything subscribe we're not we're not done with the video yet we have more stuff we have reviewed let's go see the next thing safety fall all right so next we have is this oh what do we got here whatever it is it costs 49.90 i think this is a a security system i don't know why i bought two of them so a lot a lot of people have issues with theft in a lot of different states um there's a couple of solutions for that one you could just move out of the state i oh it's not me so basically you put this thing on your handlebar grip and people can't break it off and if they try to it starts to make a noise because it's got a battery oh it feels pretty solid this item has a total of seven reviews and it also has seven it's like three stars seven reviews and it's supposed to get as loud as 120 decibels wow that's a lot of decibels [Music] so what happens when someone comes up tries to steal your bike [Applause] well for for one it's not 120 decibels it was 80 decibels at most it's annoying i mean it's not even pulling it enough that i can't move the tire look at that so it's not doing that good of a job it just kind of makes noise i'm gonna go with uh one it only goes on certain bikes i couldn't get on that bike it fit really easy on this bike depending on how tight your brakes are it might not even stop the people from moving the bike and it does not go to 120 decibels this is barely slightly better than that little one for like 19 bucks that goes under your seat that we've reviewed like three videos ago i will link that in the comments i i wouldn't buy it no thinks junk so i'm giving that product 12 thumbs down all 12 all 12. that's all of them now the next thing we have to review has nothing to do with motorcycles but maybe kind of does and it's something awesome that i found on the internet for 79 bucks check this thing out it's a mask that you wear under your hoodie when you're doing uh smoke stuff i'm thinking like uh you know if there's like a purge situation this would come in handy just come in handy check it out oh wait it's got battery power you see it look at that yo put that on put your hoodie on and now steal your bike that's cool i'm gonna go with uh you can looks like you can change stuff i don't know how should we take this plastic off i already took it off oh did you it's not easy to see through it'd be hard to ride motorcycle wearing it i could ride with this i don't know i thought that was pretty cool 80 bucks pretty neat pretty dope all right nothing but motorcycles can do all sorts of stuff with it look it'll say words yo we should download the bikes and beards logo and put it on there all right so we actually had a little bit of time to actually program this and see what it does dan actually checked it out and he put the app on his phone dan show us how this thing works all right so this is just the default animation uh there's more animations there's stars or that's a flame sci-fi oh mysterious uh swirls all right that one makes your face look like a toilet bowl no it's black hole face there's a bunch of default still images so we got stuff like this i don't know spooky people like that stuff right scary clown stuff who's that i don't know geisha or something yeah uh halloween music so like a wave thing so it's going to music like a daft punk type of thing all right and then we have the do-it-yourself options so we can import and uh i can make you look like uh me well that's craig oh it's craig i'm a monster i mean there's yourself it's yourself look at that did the bikes and beards logo no that's you that's me yeah you just look like you congratulations i'm not even wearing a mask yeah it's just you uh and then that's the logo that karen comes to me in the store she's like put a mask on i'm wearing a mask nice you know what let me uh yeah bikes and beards army when they're all like marching to the bank or something like that here you go dan you put this on like i got one for you a little bit of chris rock action oh no oh no oh there's will smith there's some will does that mean i get to slap you yeah yeah you know no none of that nonsense so i don't know it's kind of cool it's kind of interesting uh has nothing to do with riding motorcycles let's go to the next thing all right the next thing has everything to do with motorcycles and i'm actually really really excited about this this is the motorcycle hd projector light kit and we paid a whopping 29 27.99 for it and you know like like newer cars where you open up the door and it'll show like the emblem on the uh on the ground like ford bentley lincoln dans lincoln does that this is the same thing but for cars so it'll show wings on the ground when you're riding on the highway see we should simply see a picture on the listing m2 will give you wings oh this has both the right side and left side [Applause] [Music] i can't wait to open this thing let's make it nighttime let's go test it out right now yo craig is this awesome so awesome so cool all right let's put this on that bike all right so during the daytime you can't see anything it looks kind of stupid check this out when we turn the lights off and it's at night time bram how cool is that i'm digging it i kind of really like it i think there's really something up with this in terms of motorcycle safety imagine you had like a ring that's when around your bike so your crew's on the highway and people it's just easier to see that's that's kind of a cool idea like what you said if when your breakers came on it kind of flashed i don't like the idea of it being after market i wanted to be part of the bike where it's all nice and clean and it's not like the big stupid because we have to put them on the tank no one's going to keep them up there i think it's actually pretty cool i think it's neat i'm going to give that four out of five thumbs up it's a great idea not sure if the delivery is super good and i don't want to really put that on my bike but if my bike had it like built in i think that'd be really cool next one we got right here is chubby buttons i think it's a play on word from like chubby bunnies chubby bunnies this is some giant thing it's like the remote control you get for your grandparents yes that's exactly what it is right and this bluetooth connects to your phone and you have a camera so you can either put on your bike or what they were doing is they were putting on their wrist like this you're on a ride you put this on your wrist you put on the bike and then big fat buttons you're wearing gloves you can easily just play next one next one add more take a photo you know what i mean it's not a bad idea so normally this is how it would be i'd be riding i got to have my helmet on i turned my comm system on and doing my thing but we could but then you guys couldn't hear anything so we'll do the same thing instead of my common system we use this uh portable speaker [Music] yo what's up craig yo what's up dude all right i'm gonna hang up well i couldn't forgot to hang up you're trying to use siri and it won't actually connect here or change a song or something so call your mom and um i kind of like it i'm gonna go with uh i like this thing that's kind of cool yeah i agree two high fives 80 bucks well it's not cheap but it feels decent in the hand like it doesn't feel super cheap you know it's a nice strap it feels a good quality buttons feel good all right so we got one more thing we saved the biggest one for last i'm on amazon i'm scrolling through looking at cool stuff and i had the idea i was like well we kind of need a paint booth because we needed to paint something can we buy an inflatable paint booth found one on amazon 499 box bam we got it let's go check it out it's pretty cool so this is our paint booth we got off amazon it's supposed to be huge and i don't know nothing about painting but i know a lot about bounce houses um the old shop used to be next to a bounce house rental place and i bought one of their balance houses about five years ago for my kids best investment i've ever made although every time i get it out i end up injuring myself so it's got two different blowers one blower is to keep it up the other blow was to blow air through it you know what i'm talking about wait wait wait somewhere [Music] dual craig oh yeah now we're doing something now we're cooking with gas there we go [Music] yo think of all the cool stuff we can do inside there yeah this is vent painting stuff i actually i thought there was a thing that went in the middle to hang is that this you hang stuff over here this is like the coolest tent all you need is a really loud generator somewhere oh check it out get that vent action this little one plugs in here [Music] there we go i think i recall on the um on the little pictures of how to use this they even had an image of like people sitting down and had like eating in like with a table and drinking like you know because they want to try to make it as all-purpose as they possibly could i honestly i thought i bought the bigger one but i guess it's not you're not putting a car in here you have it vented i have it on zip or not vented oh cool let's paint something so overall we thought the paint booth was really really cool next time we should get a bigger size but for motorcycles it's perfect the only big problem that we saw was that it needed to have a little bit more ventilation so if you put a couple of fans a couple like box fans on both sides of the vents i think it's gonna be a whole lot better other than that i thought it was pretty cool guys thank you so much for watching we'll see you guys next time subscribe

Channel: Bikes and Beards

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Length: 19min 30sec (1170 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 08 2022