Teen Titans Go! | Every Batman Moment Ever | @dckids

wow [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh where are you going robin how many times do i have to tell you it's top secret okay goodbye have fun if you need me i'll just be at the bat cave can i come what about me what about me i would also like to visit hanging around here i'm the only one batman trusts on this super important mission besides you titans are needed here someone might jaywalk [Applause] [Music] robin robin the uh boy wonder voice recognition activated boy wonder [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Music] ah [Music] oh i cannot wait [Music] there will be no digging until i say so no one can eat until a very special guest arrives batman [Music] he trained me to be a master fighter detective and host of medium-sized holiday gatherings that's why everything needs to be perfect when he arrives the decor the place settings the seating arrangement and most importantly the food [Music] wait what is that my first attempt at the thanksgiving dish of sides robin it is the burp glorp some say that it struggles in one's throat adds to its deliciousness uh [Laughter] [Music] oh [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Music] beast boy stop clawing the upholstery no demons in the tower raven cyborg starfire stop flying on the window relax dude the ink isn't permanent see all the gone what's your problem bro sorry but you guys really bring out the worst in me yeah we do you say that like it's a good thing oh but it is do you not remember how you were before we brought out the worst in you back when the teen titans first came to be flashback [Music] gee willikers i thought gotham was crummy but jump city really takes the cake good thing that robin the boy wonder is on the case [Laughter] hold it right there evildoer golly that rung my bell [Music] i'm thankful that i was able to put together a perfect thanksgiving even though some people tried to ruin it oh yeah well i'm thankful for my cool new rat friends who understand the point of the holiday actually robin i'm thankful my dad turned my friend into a turkey i'm thankful to be here with my daughter even if she doesn't appreciate my gifts to her well said my juicy meaty delicious friend i can't help myself i need to eat that rubber turkey [Applause] [Music] [Music] the seating chart [Laughter] hmm [Music] um [Music] [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] okay that robot won't stop for anyone but the justice league so suit up uh we are not gonna fool the robot by putting on these costumes what a dumb idea dibs on batman slow down there raven i'm batman let me be batman i wish to be the batman i already called dibs i'm batman so sweaty smells like vinegar [Music] and the sweaty cheese of course he sweats he's batman or should i say i'm batman beasty you be martian man hunter who you know the cool green dude from mars who hunts man all the time sweet i want to hunt me some men's raven you be wonder woman great so all i get is a swimsuit some bracelets and a rope that rope is the golden lasso those bound by it are forced to tell the truth really hey batman remember that wet spot on your pants you said was water it was pee i said it was water but it was totally pee you try fighting crime after drinking too much cranberry juice oh who shall i be how about the flash i am the best flashback nice moves flash green lantern approved [Music] booyah sweet ring bruh thank you this ring is the most powerful weapon in the universe it can manifest anything with your willpower alone witness its power are those the golden girls you know it what up b that ring can manifest any weapon imaginable and you choose the golden girls these sassio broads are the toughest ladies around when the chips are down you want the golden girls in your corner you'd make such a great member of the justice league it's okay b not even your sardonic one-liners can make him a pal and confidant okay be cool play your parts or this won't work areas restricted to justice league members only intruders will be detained intruders what we're the justice league baby scam complete welcome back wonder woman uh yep that's me how'd you know well then we are clearly the justice league so you can stand out identity unconfirmed state your name green lantern obviously check out the ring twitch green lantern there are several why would there be more than one no i'm uh you know steve there is no green lantern steve intruders will be tv [Music] raven never heard of her i think i'll try one of those poo yogurts well cyborg you did your best trying to lead us but we're still going to die which is why they'd choose me over you to be in the justice league goodbye dear friends friends that's it thank you starfire thank you for being a friend be up in your face how'd it go awesome that's how i told you today was a special event indeed but it took the same amount of time as our other adventures the justice league has been captured by darkseid uh-oh looks like this little adventure has another part coming at you you know what that means [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Laughter] titans it seems that the second part of this special event will entail saving the justice league from dark side darkseid the most dangerous villain in the universe powerful enough to defeat any hero he faces even superman yes batman yes spider-man well spider-man wouldn't fight darkseid is it because he is too lazy what a bomb you know this really lowers my opinion of spider-man we have to get to planet apocalypse and save the justice league from darkseid's deadly grasp [Music] incredible where's martian man on it still in the invisible jump bro can you at least shut the door it is shut see [Music] sit close it you're out of invisible toilet paper mama this is the most dangerous planet in the universe to save the justice league we'll have to use all our powers together batman you batman i'm batman i need you to he go i'm batman listen i just need you stop disappearing dramatically what was that i'm batman stay still and listen i can't i'm batman say i'm batman one more time i dare you i double j i'm batman oh you just got b arthur son thanks b is there nothing your deadpan sass can't fix [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] but like why would they do all this simple their favorite ride the bumper cars was becoming too popular so batman and commissioner gordon dressed up like the two-headed ghoul to scare everyone away of course with no other guests they'd never have to wait in line hey as long as we have them tied up let's unmask batman i've always wanted to know who he really is ooh are we allowed to do this sure why not wait this mystery goes even deeper i believe this is another mask lebron james hold on a minute that's not me two commissioners [Music] jinkies and they would have gotten away with it too it weren't for you melanie kids [Laughter] [Music] ah [Music] hey star what's up greetings friend cyborg i was just going to freak in on the bench sorry star already called dibs on the bench hey i called dibs on the bench first you twos can fight over your bench dibs all days cause i got to me the pond dips hey i told you guys no dibs in the garden what are they doing here they were freaking out so i invited them but i told you my garden was the secret yeah i get it no one must know about this place uh [Music] [Music] these things never work in real life yeah huge news guys some rich land barons are planning on tearing down the titans tower and turning it into a shopping mall my i like shopping cool it is not cool we have to stop them but how robin the rich land barons have all of the monies there's only one way to fight money with more money follow me [Music] what is the object of our attic search this you brought us up here for an old map this is no ordinary map this is a treasure map a rare historical artifact like this has got to be worth a fortune in fact this whole attic is filled with valuables we can sell them for cash money and save the tower yo yeah seriously let's just have a yard sale we're not selling the map or any of these other valuables we are going on a super dangerous adventure to find the treasure super dangerous you mean we might die it's highly probable so the map says the treasure is somewhere under the tower titans go we are no longer the teen titans we are the legion of doom uh there's already a legion of doom we're bad guys now if we want a name we take it now we must build an evil lair yeah that sounds like too much work yo work you're forgetting one of the best things about being a villain who are all these people these are our henchmen these henchmen are really hard workers go henchy go hatch me a grilled cheese make it too why did we not have the henchmen when we were the heroes of superness heroes don't have henchmen they have sidekicks and believe me that gets weird fast [Music] isn't this great doing what we want when we want to i'm just waiting for a crime alert to ruin it all but we no longer answer the call we are those who make it then let's make some calls baby [Music] i love being evil [Laughter] [Music] you

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Length: 21min 19sec (1279 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 30 2019