Teaching My Jetski How To Drive!

[Music] you [ __ ] just cuz but no not the ones in the big leagues after the fall off i promise i'm coming and selling out wrigley's my favorite thing is jet skiing but you can only jet ski on the water so we got this to drive around town no but seriously i saw this in a video and i thought it was amazing like four years ago we finally made it tell me you're oh i need a cigarette you got an extra too much wind i mean i'm not even 18 so but who cares right my mom smoked when she was 50. there you go that's good thanks i'm on a smoke break and pissed my kids off sure did you rent that no where'd you get it internet bailey yeah could you go around this little block with one of my friends because he's never seen anything like it oh i wish i could why can't you the wheels might fall off girls only raise your hand in there and get the seaweed out where underneath sticking my hand in here come on dude you want me to freaking do i'm holding it up i'll hold it up you're sticking here you want a ride i don't usually ask was fun twice problem you want a ride hop on are you both getting on yeah all right hang on tight [Music] [Music] this is a jet ski yeah a jet ski but it doesn't go in the water does it it does so you can do both yeah wow we taught it how to swim a while back like 2018. but it so it doesn't mess up the wheels if you take it in the water no there's a waterproof amphibious that's pretty cool you're pretty cool yeah my daddy did it with his bare hands did he yep snake snake frosty do you like snakes come on no no no no no no it's baby [ __ ] man it's a baby snake your dog likes snakes or no oh no i got a pet i got a white anaconda too it's a snake dude it's nature the circle of life who the [ __ ] is that guy dude what the [ __ ] is that okay dude is it hard to ride yeah it is i'm glad the engine's right in my face in case something bad was happening when they see me off in traffic they say jeezy on some other [ __ ] send them [ __ ] [ __ ] running straight back to the dealership [Music] dude my groins are so sore oh put training wheels on it dude [Music] josh we're here your cow smells like kitten cat kitty cats what's going on man you got lucky i'm gonna be honest it almost got your tattoo i know i'm pretty happy about it imagine that your tattoo got ruined oh my god you had to change your instagram hey josh out the house let's get strippers josh has to stay inside he's not allowed outside because of his arm so we brought him to the gun range to shoot some guns josh is stoked that he's like was in this accident lost so much weight because he can wear this shirt he can wear his old tank top again [Music] hit the highway damn i always wanted one of these do they really come back though you throw it a certain way otherwise it's just a stick yes let's prove it not here good do it no not in here buddy [ __ ] get back here [Music] dude it's actually sticking in pretty far look it's going in that deep and bouncing off [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] man i wanted that computer into the ceiling dude i wanted that fan broken that was a letdown the techs were ready for launch [Laughter] they need to be sleeping dude i [ __ ] know dude never wanted to do this just know that guys worked very hard but it's something we have to do my mom has gone out of control her hoarding habits are disgusting we've hired a hypnotist she's going to help hypnotize my mom today to fix her hoarding habits because i love my mom one of the most important people in my life my mom doesn't know the hypnotist is coming this is i swear to god it's a legitimate hypnotist my mom has no idea my mom's hoarding abs are so bad i have a [ __ ] full-time dumpster here look at this mom uh this is my mom's garage as you know filled with [ __ ] we gotta make a change i don't want these habits to kill her this house has an air conditioning dude and a fan why do you need that and it's a piece of [ __ ] dude let me give you guys a piece of advice okay if you have things like this or like coffee tables all that's gonna happen is you're gonna put [ __ ] on them and i'll prove it because look here's another one what is it just a bunch of [ __ ] stacked on here's another table i mean and you're supposed to eat dinner at these here's another thing what is the point of this you live in this [ __ ] and you don't help dude this mess dude i was looking for this oh [ __ ] dude she's here she's here she's here let's go you're tripping on [ __ ] and she continued to fill it with with garbage love lives forever in my heart and love lives forever in my heart your picture in this beautiful green i release the need to hold on i release the need to hold on i recognize that this stuff is just stuff your chakras are now balanced your energy is aligned you're in sync with source energy and everything is going well for you i might go fine a couple of times there it got a little hard and just wasn't sure about everything at first i think she was very honest with us at the beginning she was very resistant and angry and then once we started talking about feeling overwhelmed and we're getting to the real root of the problem i think my relationship with my mom would improve drastically if she could fix her ways then she started to soften did you notice that and then the releasing was that was hard i'm hoping that tomorrow will be a better day and stop touching my [ __ ] kid eat your burger she's not going to choke i don't know throw it away throw it away mom jeez watch the flight watch if i get hypnotized again i'm going to punch in the [ __ ] nose why can we open this can you open this no gwen open the garage please hi you made me come home for this [ __ ] oh my gosh we did a whole makeover hey imagine it was spotless gwen come here jesus christ you [ __ ] [Laughter] yes that's my mother's back i wouldn't go in there what if another one goes off wait a second airbags get rid of this [ __ ] i will what do you think yeah top of the morning i know that you thought i was dormant we'll go barely from shots that were swarming the black from the outside of cops in an orbit cause somebody got 69 foot putt for eagle oh keep it going let me do it again ready

Channel: Danny Duncan

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Id: sRUpwmFzH6o

Length: 11min 12sec (672 seconds)

Published: Mon May 31 2021