Taylor Swift Inspires Super Bowl Conspiracies | Trump Ordered To Pay $83M | Biden Blasts Snickers

welcome one and all to The Late Show I'm your host Steven colar there is there's huge news from the world of men's football after last night's conference championships games the Super Bowl match is set Red Team Versus other red team that's right Chiefs 49ers bean dip all right here on CBS right there which for one night only this year stands for catch the bowl comma super after the big game uh be sure to stay passed out on your couch for a brand new Late Show okay I don't need you conscious I just need your TV on maybe maybe late show and chill of course since the Chiefs are in the game will feature the biggest star in the NFL Taylor Swift that's right beat me to it Tay Tay was once again in the football box last night to watch her boyfriend Travis Kelce catch the ball whole thing has been great for the NFL and for dads who struggle to bond with their teenage daughters honey music Lady Love football man I love wings and I love you how how do your feelings share share feeling after the big win Trav Trav got a kiss kiss from Tay Tay it was super cute I think every game should end with a two- size lining up for little smooches good game good game good game good game you know sportsmanship everyone's getting in on the Super Bowl Swift Mania American Airlines even announced that their flight from Kansas City to Vegas for the game will have flight number 1989 in honor of Taylor Swift's album and also the last year they checked the bolts on that plane but the flight everyone is focused on is Taylor Swifts you see the Super Bowl is on February 11th but Swift has a concert in Tokyo the day before and people are concerned she may not make it in time to see Travis at the big game her concerts normally last about 3 and 1 half hours she would close the show around 9:30 if she doesn't have an opening act local time she would then have to drive about 25 minutes to the nearest airport it's a tier one security event they close the airspace around the Super Bowl right to protect the area parachute or is the government going to let Taylor Swift fly in it's just too stressful this this is too why can't she just do a concert somewhere closer like Paris or Venice or New York they're all there in Vegas of course I for one Vegas let it ride of course I hope Taylor makes it because I really want to watch the Apple music Super Bowl 58 halftime show starring shaky footage of Taylor Swift cheing in a Sky Box featuring Usher there you go that's what you wait for that's what you want the tailor of Swift Super Bowl isn't making everyone happy because rightwing dinguses like Viv ramaswami are claiming this whole thing is a conspiracy suggesting that the Super Bowl will be rigged for the Chiefs to set the stage for Taylor Swift's Biden endorsement what that's whack Jack come on no I'm Ser no I'm not joking I'm serious folks that's never going to happen Tay Tay wouldn't even get me good tickets for the ays tour waited in that ticker Master Q for hours no pre-sale code got stuck in the nose beds with Carly Claus come on Carly Claus it was me it wasn't fighting it was me of course the swifties have their own consp iracy theories because some of the swifties out there pointed out some suspicious coincidences surrounding Taylor's favorite number 13 follow me down the number hole this is Super Bowl 58 and 5 + 8 is 13 if Taylor goes it would be her 13th time attending a Chiefs game the date of the Super Bowl is 21 2 + 11 is 13 if she flies to Vegas from Tokyo the flight will be rough roughly 13 hours and the Chiefs are playing the 49ers 4 + 9 is 13 oh my god wow oh my God what anyone else have chills this can only mean one thing whatever the swifties say it means I don't want them mad at me oh speaking of of big numbers uh this past Friday the jury in Trump's defamation trial know coming wow I have a feeling you've seen the story order Trump to pay eege Caroll 83.3 million that's a lot of money that's some long duckets Daddio Carol appeared on Good Morning America today to talk about her plans for the settlement I'd like to give the money to something Donald Trump hates well wow well congratulations on the payday Eric I'll give you Dad Dad I'll give you 83 million back in exchange for one hug I'm good this judgment comes at a pretty rough time for the Trump because he could soon face another large penalty in the Civil fraud case brought by New York attorney general Laticia James together together the judgments might deliver him a punishing onew punch yes a punishing onew Punch or as he calls it dancing it's quite punishing to watch in this case after the decision came down Trump hit the campaign Trail and kept right on complaining in history they say the president that was treated the worst was Abraham Lincoln but he had the Civil War you know so he had a little Civil War going Abraham Lincoln and I haven't seen the new list but if I'm not number one over Abraham Lincoln I will be very disappointed yes no no I've been very I've been treated way worse than Abraham Lincoln I mean I've I've had to sit through entire plays I mean have you ever been to is we get it you're angry and French you're French and you're angry but this man never lost sight of what matters most to voters that he once took a cognitive test that checks for brain damage they give you six names in a row I took a lot of heat on this they give you six names in a row at the beginning Sarah I'm going to give you six names good they look at him a chair a hat a badge a necklace and vote okay there's a lot to unpack there uh first of all those aren't names those are things those aren't names he also said they give you six names chair hat badge necklace vote that's only five things you know cognitive tests are like jazz it's about all the names you don't remember a scuba well wasn't all cognitive wasn't all cognitive in case you're wondering Trump uh took some time to brag about how well he's doing in the Republican primary we started off with 12 sort of reminds me of 2016 and then week by week boom boom was like chopping down a tree boom what a great feeling boom boom boom ah yes the sound that axes famously make when chopping down trees boom boom boom reminds me of reminds me of this scene from Oppenheimer chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop yeah oh you saw it you saw that chop chop chop we were talking about that earlier the chop chop scene the economy continues to Roar but not everyone believes it this weekend Joe Biden gave a speech in South Carolina where he floated a theory as to why inflation is coming down but for all we've done to bring prices down there are still too many corporations America ripping people off price gouging junk fees greed flation shrink flation you see that article about the Snickers bar yeah yeah to see that there was that article about a Snickers bar it was it was in a magazine full page Banner headlines said hungry why wait then I flipped on the TV saw a little documentary about how when you haven't eaten you don't feel like yourself all of a sudden you're Betty White or Steve bumi and your friends can tell something's wrong scary stuff folks that's why we got to to pack the economy with peanuts so it really satisfies come on snack now Biden was probably talking about a recent guest essay in the New York Times in which the author argues that people are distracted because certain food prices like Snickers are still Rising causing them to miss the fact the prices of more expensive Goods like Furniture are actually falling which explains why this past Halloween the hot trick-or treat candy was full-size sleeper sofa we got a great show for you tonight my guests are Brian cranon and journalist Michelle noris when we come back I take you to [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] church [Music] a

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Published: Tue Jan 30 2024