TALLADEGA NIGHTS: BEST OF REESE BOBBY

okay I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artists [Music] just a good old boy way ahead think I want to be in three four months ten years ten years man I gotta lay off the peyote sound wrong this is the greatest do their mate egregious we were cellmates together and you got to pay that coming don't listen to these people Ricky you're a winner you've got the gift always remember if you ain't first you're last so Fogle knows pizza we are pizza you are Pete yeah we are pizza I gotta say it I had to close the door come in I got weed in here cowboy I'm Reese Bobby me and your mama did it in a Rustler steak house bathroom when I was 17 and then you showed up Sam just go good know seems to be like went pretty good you're not my dad it got a little heated but stop talking to me hey is that a huffy that's a nice-looking bike boy I saw what happened to you on the television you saw the fear I can help you with that shut up come over there and rip a hole in that tent yeah shut up Frank go shave your balls you just yelled bar okay I guess they are my grandkids ain't nothing more goddamn frightening driving with a live cougar in the car where'd you get that thing i trapped it been keeping it in my bathroom at the motel feeding an old pizza I'm embarrassed I really thought I could feel it they start racing each other that's right filled up three real simple son cops are coming there's a kilo a Colombian bambam under the car time to be a man you got hair on your peaches or what [Applause] feels good going fast doesn't it by the way don't try and snort these Lucky Charms briefs okay and most importantly we thank you for bringing back our nasty delinquent pot deal and data to us for he was lost but now he is found amen hey man I gotta tell you this is about a damn perfect even right now it is I would be delighted race if you would accompany me to ballroom dancing on Tuesday nights Tuesday night a lot of fun you know I I just I hate to be a pain what to do I asked for no onions on my Bourbon Steak I am so sorry I thought you asked look onion so maybe don't interrupt me bees has rats I found a whole Ranma Cobb salad but things were going good one thing that's exactly why I had to blow it up I don't know what organ or bone people have that makes them act right but I was born without and I'm no good hey Dad is that dis fool good where you going doesn't matter [Applause] [Music] Valentine's Day hey Steven hey hey you got those two tickets for my special friend yeah no I'm good here buddy great that's the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life yo Matt four leaves two tickets for his daddy at every race and he never shows up that's a shame we have some tickets waiting for me names Reese Bobby mr. D's taking some in white V for a long time [Music] [ __ ] - I meant tickets tickets right here sixty bucks a pop good for you Ricky Bobby's hi I'm his lady I'm Susan I painted the car I we had sex is that right yeah yeah well I wish I could have been there for that well what do you say we get thrown out of Applebee's oh that's a good idea would you like to take us fishing and tell us laughs lessons and stories about your childhood I got a better idea why don't you boys go dig a hole and I'll get another beer someone get love you enough when you were little did that good call there that's worth a nickel tragic

Channel: Slum Canadian

Views: 1,785,739

Keywords: Talladega Nights, Talladega Nights: Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights Reese Bobby, Talladega Nights Reese, Reese Bobby, Gary Cole

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Length: 5min 48sec (348 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 14 2016