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josh what we could do is we could pretend that we're escorting him like we've already captured him one on either side and that way if border force stops us we'll be like we got there's one it's good okay all right yeah you bring him over i'll just keep an eye out for agents okay all right okay okay i got it got it got it i got it okay okay all right you bought a hopping piece of come with me jesus christ you're getting a little too far into your roll dude [Music] today's video is sponsored by raycon which as you may know a premium wireless earbuds for a fraction of the price of the other top audio brands check out their latest offering my favorite daily drivers the everyday e25 wireless earbuds honestly guys if i could describe what listening to these things are like it's like having jesus lick your ear holes after chowing down on a whole jar of peanut butter on a very humid day these bad boys pack six hours of playtime seamless bluetooth pairing chunky bass and a great design that 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smashing this is yeah shut the [ __ ] up japan's a country not a planet this is a japanese planet we're from space okay just because there's anime girls and and at the ticket counter does not mean that this is an anime that this is a japanese planet well we don't know it's not a japanese planet have you seen the rest of the planet no this could be planet earth and we're just in japan dude shut the [ __ ] up god damn it god help me i almost want to go back to the spaceship getting like killed by my best friends i just wanted to get away from all the imposter [ __ ] and the murdering and all the cutting heart getting cut in half and stuff like that just to get away huh yeah among us holiday god i really hope it's an anime teddy planet though let's be real come on would you please we've been in space for a while josh you know we've got needs you don't even have a [ __ ] you're this close this close to getting the voted ah there's no emergency button okay uh you know what yeah we can't vote we can't do anything josh this is relaxing time don't even mention among children tactics right now dude nothing there's nothing sus it's just chilling just hanging out pick a chair yep put your walking stick there all right what are we doing emergency emergency meeting first first josh sorry smashing he's got it he's got to have it he's got a bad habit dude come on we're in the middle of nowhere it's the wild i'm sorry dude [ __ ] hell all right look first thing everyone pick a tent hey that's nice an easy thing that we can all agree on yeah yeah um shotgun the green one shotgun the green one what i mean smashing isn't smashing dude what what look at the tents yes you got you're going to look at it you've got green you've got yellow yes now look at that we've got cyan yellow green yep yeah so so i want the green one why do you have to be so difficult dude we should have left them at home i told you dude i want the green one no i want the green one i shotguned it i said i wanted the i want the green one no no no no josh just just get back just hide him is this the urge the urge fine i'll go in the yellow tent racial profiling whatever oh all right you know what i'll take it if that's gonna if that's what it takes for him to get his goddamn tent hey hold up hold up hold up come here come here smashing smashing come here come here you see anything funny that's a big dookie yeah what the [ __ ] is that josh that's my big dookie that's a big dookie dude it's a big piece of paper i i s dog i swear i saw smashing take a [ __ ] in front of your tent just to spite you bro okay yep you know what your emergency meeting emergency meeting i vote that this i vote that you you let this chocolate fudge monkey out of the fairy cage and you did it right in my tent just to spite me i saw him do it i saw him do it oh man i'm gonna do the biggest dookie that space food really binds me up wow i reckon next to josh's tent's a pretty good spot jesus christ oh yeah good luck josh that's gonna i need help now i need some food i'm hungry ah yeah that really was a good [ __ ] wasn't it i'll give you a hand moving it but we're gonna need like a stretcher or something because that's there's some weight to that you disgust me you're right eddie yeah not dog i don't handle [ __ ] well literally [Applause] shut the [ __ ] up you're not narrator what are we having for dinner i'm pretty hungry smashing smashing shut up dog shut up or you're going to end up like pink remember what happened to pink no but wrapping the pink come over here what do you mean what happened to pink oh that damn that looks juicy that happened to pink hang on that is juicy that is look how thick that is that is nice pink we voted pink out and pink was juicy that is juicy you cooked up juicy what would you season him with that's good if you eat that it'll make you all [ __ ] and [ __ ] dude i can't get any more [ __ ] we should be good i kind of preferred it back on the spaceship to be honest i kind of did too dude living in mortal danger with a bunch of idiots with his post-it notes that say dumb tape to their face was way more numbered than this mine said mud okay i also i also preferred us eating juicy chicken instead of juicy juicy yeah i don't know have you tried this it's not the same anymore it kind of kind of does look real good it is trust me it's pretty good hey look it's uh no mexican food okay you see how white juicy was dude that thing is the opposite of spice it was pretty tight it was it was pretty pink did you just damn throat that did you give no you give that piece of meat a glitzy gobbler wait wait wait wait wait no eat it again ate it again take another pie that's just how i eat shows how you eat it bro i don't know if you've ever seen people eat but that ain't neat you've got great technique but that's not how you eat food eddie she learned to eat [Laughter] that's it that's it that's it smashing come over here come over here uh wait behind behind this tree where you can't see us and hear you guys [Music] [ __ ] what are you visible shut the [ __ ] up you giant yellow piece of [ __ ] all right look you need to eat less fiber first of all and second of all i can't believe i'm saying this god help me but i think we need to team up and vote out eddie i think we need to vote him off the campsite dude it's not among us i think it's more like uh survivor you know survival of the fittest as well no survivor of the show yeah yeah that works is your brain cell operating correctly today i think it fell out when i had my [ __ ] i think here's what we do we take eddie up to the top of the mountain yeah push him off okay how do we get him up there do we tell him there's like a taco stand up there or something will that work that's yeah that's so low effort that it has to work yeah it's flawless yeah okay all right act like nothing's us oh hey eddie how you doing fancy seeing you out here i heard everything you said would you care to join us for some mexican beans i heard there's a taco stand at the top of the mountain yeah i thought this was japan fine there's a whole box of hentai at the top of that mountain just kidding oh yeah i'm good it's cool yeah see not hard all right let's get a little bit let's get a little working stitch going where there's right now you get little hiking sticks boys let's go for a little hike all right so let's um let's get to the top so we can get that big old box of titties eh yes yes yeah yeah all right hey look see this sign here i'm a i'm a pretty cultured man if you know what i mean uh i can read this i don't know if you uh you buck a gaijins can read it but uh i certainly can it says uh mount bigutitu you know what that means it sounds like i don't know but it sounds like there's big titties up there yeah it sounds like i believe there's big titties up there oh hell yeah mount bigger titsu with the boys do you want to go do you want to go to that mountain over there you know what that one is that's floppy deku that's it if you keep acting up we're turning around we're putting these back in the bin and we're going straight to mount floppy deku do you want to go to mount floppy dikku no no no no no i don't want to go to my flop okay smashing i'm very sorry i beat you with my stick i won't do it again unless you start acting up can we please go to mount bigger youtube you wouldn't want to get some mountful going out flop your deck anyway man we've been walking for a while oh look at that oh hello spring man we've been walking for a while you reckon we got time for a bit of a cheeky dip josh we've got a little very little legs i don't know if you've noticed how off we literally walked for 10 seconds honestly i thought we were doing some sort of transition from it's not everything is a skit this is real life so you know i mix it up sometimes so we are we nuding up and getting in there or what get [ __ ] out josh i'm leaving my space suit on dude you don't want to see what's under these you're going to get steamy and sweaty dad i'm taking my spacesuit off all right boys i think it's time for a little dip but i don't want to get my space suit wet yeah i got i've got my suit in my bag i'm going to chuck that on so nobody look at my look at my bum cheeks okay all right i'm gonna change two dog yeah okay no one look no one look no homo all right man this this is a tighter fit than i remember at bank a boy you ready to wash that old spacesuit do some laundry on these abs yeah uh hell yeah swimming with the boys josh damn i didn't know you were packing bro ah bro the gunshot is on i chat tie a cherry stem with these buns i can crush a clam i could open i could open a can of beans with these ass cheeks bro like like it's so squeezed all right i'm just gonna climb into that i'm just gonna climb in so uh all right careful careful smashing i keep climbing in like that you gotta be careful man this is some among us fanfic [ __ ] right here just a couple among us boys chilling in the hot springs in the tower oh yes work it baby jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump oh my leg is that a mountain goat no it's me idiots oh my legs bro why did you tell me to jump you're an [ __ ] i hit my leg are you stupid i landed right you might be an [ __ ] but are you stupid you were just supposed to jump from there to here ah how do you [ __ ] that up i landed right on the top of mount floppy deku i went straight down the cave straight down caveury through oh i broke all my bones oh this is really nice wow you guys are really packing three boys chilling in the hot tub five feet apart because we're not gay bro i don't want us to come across the wrong way but um i mean fedex has got nothing on the package that you're packing down there today you've really got an impressive bulge yeah that's oh okay wait did i just make that weird no no no it's all oh wait yeah you forgot you forgot to say no homo you made it weird you made it pretty weird you you took it there yeah come on do you wanna get out the tub yeah yeah let's get out of the door smash it don't don't don't don't do the smashing come on let's just come on let's go let's go get out of the tub really weird it got really really weird really fast well nobody look while i peel this bad boy off my rippling abs all right all right all right all right boys okay i'm no longer sexually attracted to any of you yeah i'm glad we're back in our space not as much anyway see your body your heart hard rock abs it's just something about the way that the uh the hot pure crystal clear spring water just evaporated off of your rippling abs perfectly sculpted buttocks and glistening is that because it's smaller than all the others i will beat them out of you i bet you're wishing for an emergency meeting button right now aren't you come on boys let's go i don't swear to god i can't stand you guys how did you just climb up there what yeah i'm hosted oh man it's been a long hike thus far isn't it during which to set up camp here do you reckon we can finish it today we walked we walked for 15 seconds are you serious literally from right there to up here i don't think you realize how much energy that [ __ ] took out of me boys this is not the youtuber forest holiday that i thought we were gonna have okay you know when you said we're going to a japan forest to do some vlogging i thought you know it was going to be that logan paul oh someone is going to end up dead but yeah he said it he said the thing come on all right all right we're nearly at mount bigger i can smell the titties from here it's great holy [ __ ] that is big mouth bigger too holy moly it's like based off of lara croft steady across here boys steady uh guys oh i i don't i don't trust going across bridges i've been through this before last time i did i got stopped by border patrol eddie come on man this isn't we'll keep we'll scout for you if we see anyone we'll let you know eddie there's no ice agents around okay mate you don't have to have any more nightmares this isn't the border between america and mexico dude this is a bad idea josh come on oh [ __ ] how do we how do we convince him is we could pretend that we're escorting him like we've already captured him one on either side and that way if border force stops us we'll be like we got there's one it's good okay all right yeah you bring him over i'll just keep an eye out for agents okay all right okay okay i got it got it got it got it okay okay all right you bought a hopping piece of [ __ ] come with me jesus christ you're getting a little too far into your role dude i'm just making sure it's convincing get on the get off the bridge come on jesus christ going [ __ ] is it safe josh yeah i don't know why he's beating the [ __ ] out of you it's just a giant tit shaped mountain is it safe we're already over dude i'm just i'm just selling i'm just selling it you know just by the way i just realized the proper way to get up the mountain behind you oh so you mean we could have saved that four day trek by coming up here it was it was literally a total of 40 seconds all the way around i have little legs and asthma you are you are a growth in my life dude god damn it all right not a tumor we're so close to the nipple of mount biguti let's go i feel like i'm back in grade school yeah so close to the people come on boys oh smashing what the [ __ ] did you just crop dust us you're the first one at the ladder i know oh man just got the aroma out here isn't it beautiful oh my god it's heavier than the air force oh josh are you okay josh are you okay down there i think i tore my nutsack open oh okay i'm glad it was that i thought i poked them in the eye dude i know where's your balls what i know my dick's gone dude my dick is missing oh we're gonna wait i'm good my dick's going different someone stole my thing with it come up here come up here we'll figure it out up here come on wait is that it hanging on the ladder oh this is the worst hiking trip ever you lost you you lost your dick i lost my dignity and smashing is just still stupid yeah that's never going to change i don't read japanese but this erect poll leads me to believe that this is mount floppy deku we went to the wrong mountain what what now your dick is gone okay i'm good is there a sushi place around here or something oh yeah back at the entrance at the by the ticket counter with those uh hentai chicks that were on the poster i think they they sell sushi down there yeah there's these sushi and gawk at the anime cities down there smashing do you remember the other reason we came up here titties no to kill eddie oh oh yeah eddie the uh the taco stand it's um aha i remember now yeah that's what do you mean i overheard you guys talking you said you were gonna kill me off you couldn't have heard that dude come on now find a very big tree there was no way i could have heard or seen anything yeah the tree was the tree was thinner than this here pole are you just trying to say that we're fat and we can't fit behind a tree is that what you're that's exactly what i'm trying to say your fat ass and your fat ass was not hiding behind the tree and i could hear your loud asses as you were saying that you were going to lead me up here and kill me we said we're going to come up here and chill you like chill with you he's also smashing quick he's ticklish wow that is a long drop so uh sushi and titties sushi and titties my friend and let us never speak of this again you

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Id: jAlvHAhqHf4

Length: 21min 46sec (1306 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 26 2020