Have a seat! Have a seat, everybody. Go ahead and catch
your breath, tWitch, and there's something
that I want to talk about. And I'm sorry. I'm kind of
distracted right now. I just-- Have a seat! Hi Brad! Hey Ellen! Well, why are you--
what are you doing? Don't mind me. I just came to see the show. Great show by the way so far. You're killing it. Thank you. Thank you! It's hard to not mind you. You're right there, and
I mean, why are you here? I'm just a fan. Had the day off. Wanted to see how
the show was going. OK. Well, you're welcome to-- you
want to come sit down here? No, I'm good. Thanks though! Carry on. OK. This is very strange. So all right. Kids are going back to school,
which means it's a perfect time to look at some back to school
photos in a cutting edge segment we're calling
Back to School Photos. [MUSIC PLAYING] All right. Ellen? Yes, Brad? Are you going to do the one
with the signs, you know, where they're wrong and
then it's really funny? What's wrong with
these signs signs? Yeah that one. No, we're not going to do that. You can't-- we prepare for
the show, and then we-- so this is the segment
we're going to do right now. OK. All right. Here we go. A lot of parents take
a photo of their child before they go to school
for their very first day. It turns out some parents
take a photo of their child after the first day of school. I'll show you what I mean. Here's Lucy before school. There she is looking adorable. Here she is after school. Yeah, even that
unicorn backpack is a-- kind of done with. Here's Frankie in the morning. And then here's
Frankie after school. Oh, Yeah. He went to school as a kid,
came home as a Wall Street banker he said. Here's Sophia before school. Look at Sophia after school. All right. She went from J.C. Penny
catalog to mug shot right there. Yes Brad? Just a quick question. Is the Ellen Shop going
to be open after the show? Yes Brad, it's always
open after the show. Great! I love the underwear. Buy as many as you like. OK. I hope everyone had a good
summer, and I know some of you did because I did some research. And I'm going to share my
results with you right now. First, we have this person. Yep. And she says I went
to Burning Man, and now I can't remember
what I did this summer. Then there's this man. I celebrated Hot Girl Summer
by getting my first Brazilian. Yeah. And there's this woman here. This summer-- this summer
I prayed that Brad Pitt would be sitting behind me. Yeah. And finally there's this guy. This summer I prayed
this woman would be sitting in front of me. Brad, are you planning on
staying the whole show? Isn't everyone? Yeah. Yeah, they are. OK. Great! When we come back, Sean Hayes
will be sitting right here. We'll be back. It's good to see you. How was your summer? My summer was great. You know, I took my godson
Sammy to Disneyland. I don't know when the-- I'm sorry, I'm so distracted
because Brad Pitt is in your audience, and it's
kind of just like throwing me off my game. I know. Brad, there's a
lot of people here, and you're the only
one that's distracting. So please try to keep it down. Right, sorry. Sorry Sean. Yeah. Sorry. Oh my gosh, those eyes. I can't be mad at you. All is forgiven. He's cute. He's cute, yeah. But let's talk about you. OK. All right. Well, I just feel
like, Ellen, you should really take advantage
that Brad Pitt is here. Yeah. You know, he hasn't done
the show in eight years, and I've been on this show
eight times this week. But I'm being so selfish. I get to sit this close and look
into your beautiful blue eyes. I think Brad is all
the way up there. He should be this close
to this much beauty. So I, Sean Carl Hayes am
going to give up my seat next to the world's richest lesbian. To the guy from two episodes
of "Growing Pains," please, Brad Pitt. All right. We're out of time. We have to go to break. We'll be back. Hi, I'm Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you
to subscribe to her channel so you can see more
awesome videos, like videos of me getting scared
or saying embarrassing things like ball peeing hammer. And also some videos of
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that sort of thing. [MUSIC PLAYING]
