>> ANDREW: Hi mom! >> MOM: Hey John, uh...Andrew. Do your homework! I'm sick of the school [BLEEP] calling me. >> PEACH: Oh my God, here we go again. >> MARIO: This is getting so boring. Huh? >> MARIO: Same [BLEEP]. Same [BLEEP] every single day.
>> PEACH: Of course, every single day. >> MARIO: Let me go deal with it.
>> PEACH: Now you're gonna go. >> PEACH: Now I'm going to get kidnapped in 1, 2... Help! Help! >> MARIO: Oh [BLEEP], who the [BLEEP] are these girls? >> LUIGI: Which girls? >> MARIO: Luigi!? >> LUIGI: Mario! >> MARIO: How you doing?
>> LUIGI: Hello Papi. >> MARIO: Look at what I'm dealing with. Should we go? >> LUIGI: Yeah.
>> MARIO: Let's go. >> MARIO: Check it out, check it out.
>> LUIGI: Hello, hey. >> MARIO: Hello Mami, how are you doing? >> MUSHROOM: Hello, my love. >> LUIGI: Where'd he go? >> ANDREW: Aw, man. [LUIGI CRYING] >> LUIGI: Mario?
>> MARIO: Get up, let's go. >> LUIGI: What?
>> MARIO: I have four lives bro. Just don't touch these [BLEEP]. >> MUSHROOM: Can I kiss you?
>> MARIO: No, no. Don't listen. Come on! Come on! >> MARIO: Don't touch her. It's bad. Don't touch her. >> LUIGI: Yo!
>> MARIO: How you doing? >> MARIO: Okay, okay, okay.
>> LUIGI: Concentrate, concentrate! Alright. >> MARIO: We just have to get to that one right there. >> LUIGI: Yo, but this one. >> MARIO: What are you doing? Don't touch her! Don't touch her! Come on! Come on! >> HANNAH STOCKING: Hey guys! >> MARIO & LUIGI: Hey Hannah!
>> MARIO: How are you? >> HANNAH STOCKING: Where's my hug at? >> MARIO: Yeah, just stay the [BLEEP] away, but how are you? >> HANNAH STOCKING: Touch me! >> HANNAH STOCKING: Touch me!
>> MARIO: Hey, hey, Hannah look! It's One Direction.
>> LUIGI: One Direction! >> HANNAH STOCKING: Shut up! >> LUIGI: Go! Go! Go! Go! >> HANNAH STOCKING: Where are they? >> LUIGI: See you later. [PEACH SCREAMING] >> DAISY: Peach? >> PEACH: Daisy? >> DAISY: Oh my God. What are you doing here? >> PEACH: How long have you been here? >> DAISY: Oh my God, like 10 years. >> PEACH: Luigi? >> DAISY: Yes. >> PEACH: You know what? Why don't we escape? >> DAISY: Yeah! We should escape. >> PEACH: Why don't we do this ourselves? >> DAISY: Yes! Let's do it! Help! >> PEACH: This way.
>> DAISY: Oh. >> TOAD: I think it should go like DUN NUN NUNA. >> MARIO: What the [BLEEP]? >> TOAD: Yo. >> MARIO: What the [BLEEP] is this [BLEEP]?
>> LUIGI: I don't know. >> TOAD: It's a whole new world, mother [BLEEP]. >> MARIO: You look like Aladdin. >> TOAD: I'm Toad. I make all your music. >> MARIO: Bro, we got [BLEEP] to do. I don't know where we are and we gotta save these [BLEEP]. >> MARIO: I promise I will get you guys out of here. Let's just have one shot. >> MARIO: We have no time to chill.
>> LUIGI: We can't chill bro. >> TOAD: Guys, just one shot? >> MARIO: One shot?
>> LUIGI: Let's do one shot. >> MARIO: [BLEEP] it. One shot. >> TOAD: Perfect. >> MARIO: Two shots?
>> LUIGI: Let's do two. >> TOAD: Two? >> MARIO: Three shots, call it a night. >> TOAD: Woo! Let's do it. >> MARIO: Six shots and we're out of here.
>> LUIGI: And we're out. >> TOAD: Seven.
>> MARIO: No, no more than seven shots. I can't do more than seven. >> TOAD: Nine.
>> MARIO: Nine shots and I get sick. >> LUIGI: Ten it is!
>> MARIO: Ten is a good number.
>> TOAD: Woo! Yoshii, hit it one time! >> YOSHII: One, two, three, here we go! [MUSIC] >> PEACH: Check that door! Just check it! >> DAISY: No, there's nothing. >> PEACH: Shh. Shh.
>> DAISY: What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? >> PEACH: You can't make any noise. >> DAISY: You're an idiot. Don't make noise she says. >> MARIO: Let's go and save these [BLEEP].
>> LUIGI: Let's go! >> PEACH: Mario! >> DAISY: Luigi! >> MARIO & LUIGI: [BLEEP]. >> TOAD: I'm Toad. >> DAISY: You guys are idiots, okay? >> MARIO: It's a-me Mario!
>> LUIGI: Luigi! >> DAISY: What are you guys drunk? >> MARIO: A little bit, I'm not gonna lie, a little bit.
>> LUIGI: A lot. >> PEACH: Do you know what we did today? We saved ourselves.
>> DAISY: Yes. >> MARIO: Check out our new friend.
>> LUIGI: I took 10 mushrooms. >> TOAD: I hooked them up, I hooked them up. >> PEACH: Okay, let's go. >> MARIO: Okay! Let's go.
>> LUIGI: You should take a mushroom. >> LUIGI: Let's go! >> PEACH: Wait! >> ANDREW: Bowser! Bowser's coming! >> DAISY: What are we gonna do? >> MARIO: Okay, everybody relax, okay. We got this, alright. We've worked way too long and way too hard and way too long. We've been in this [BLEEP] god dang game way too long. >> MARIO: Sorry, sorry. [BLEEP] the speech.
>> PEACH: Okay, let's go! >> PEACH: Let's go. Let's just fight. Go!
>> MARIO: Let's go. >> MARIO: Alright, come on, let's do this. On the count of 3 ready... 1 >> PEACH: 2 >> MARIO: 3! >> ANDREW: No, no, no! >> MOM: Are you doing your... Are you doing your homework? I hope your not playing that video game. I don't really care. >> BOWSER: Cheers man!
>> MARIO: Cheers bro! >> MARIO: Why are we always fighting? >> BOWSER: I don't know, let's be friends.
>> MARIO: Let's be friends. I'm down. >> MARIO: Holy [BLEEP], we won! >> LUIGI: Where did she go? >> MARIO: Why are you crying, bro? Come on! Oh my God. >> PEACH: We're gonna finish the game. >> MARIO: Should we go? >> PEACH: Yeah!
>> MARIO: Let's go!
>> DAISY: Let's do it! >> DAISY: What the [BLEEP] is happening? >> MARIO: Why can't we move? >> ANDREW: Battery died! >> TOAD: I think the battery died. >> PEACH: Did he save it? >> ANDREW: And I forgot to save the game! >> MARIO: Oh [BLEEP]. [ALL SCREAMING] >> PEACH: No! >> MARIO: [BLEEP]. [EXIT MUSIC]
