Subway Footlong Prank (ft. Tyrone) - Ownage Pranks

oh god yeah oh yeah message will manager please about the unsatisfactory experience I had at the subway location yeah what summary is this you what hey Maria how you been girl actually mr. Roy I eat all the time I heard all right well I came in and I purchased the a footlong Chuckie chicken breast sandwich on the non-grey coats and the sandwich was just not on point did not taste very good and I also noticed that it was a little on the short side do you think I came in yesterday around like 3 p.m. see not not only was the sandwich not on the right size but like the way y'all put the toppings in there y'all y'all gave me like the cheese overlapping each other for one I asked that they could be kind of put in the lace properly so that I get maximum cheese coverage on my sandwich and now on top of that when I was asking for the veggies just started putting like Unitas asked for extra tomatoes y'all gave me the M pieces you know I'm saying like the tomato has that little white core spot who likes to eat that nobody y'all saying so like I don't know what to do right now relax go ahead I said relax you will get no you will get an all heated raising your voice on me like you got to pop through my goddamn telephone cord and take a bite out of my cell I ain't no sandwich relax I say I just trying to be nice right can't huh now you being nice that's what I like to hear you see now you calm and collected before you were getting all riled up you were scaring me a little bit Maria I was getting a little bit frightened oh yeah my name is Tyrone Maria what was your last name trying to holla at you I know bit after you fixed my sandwich thank you just I don't know what they did you can come to I came here yesterday at around like afternoon time to be a fork lock III got a sandwich the sandwich wasn't a full 12 inches number one number two the cheese was not in a lace properly for maximum cheese coverage I number 3 y'all gave me some [ __ ] up Tomatoes I think I got a case here right I ain't trying to hit up corporate make y'all look better nothing to be like Maria was gonna take a bite out of me getting our egg on the telephone be mature about it okay so you can come on the same time that you came yesterday and I really apologize for the incident I don't know yeah what happened I would avoid the bread be small Marie I don't understand now y'all have like a uniform system of measuring that right y'all have like no workers in the back like I pull I was trying to figure out right like I don't have like a rule at home right so I'm looking at the brown like this does not look like it like a full 12 inches to me right now so I pulled out my son blum blum do blue I got a little bit excited right give a little slap on the lip on the right look I made a little comparison and I put side by side what was definitely smaller and it definitely wasn't my son blonde do believe if you know I'm saying yeah you will called yesterday to the story no I'll be you know my name because I've been into the store a lot of time the reais II you all the time you'll be managing that stuff real good I thought oh what do you think you can come I want to know over the telephone though what kind of conversation can you do for me and then when can we go on a date come on Maria I got you I'll make you I'll spice up your life a little bit maybe make you some fried chicken kind of get you away from from the cold cuts for a little while then you know we could do some nice stuff okay you know what I have to go for it yeah Monday and just make sure bring your receipt and weird if I took you on the day at the subway itself could you give us a discount maybe I'm saying do we have a date at the subway maybe so we can get a discount maybe have some free food extra tomatoes the good kind not too [ __ ] up white ones well yeah I'm not sure about yabbies counting on free food yeah all right listen we can get one five-dollar footlong but we have to split it right I ain't rich of nothing economy's rough you better not get a drink either you can have a cup of water we don't have a day right we're gonna sit down together maybe I can know a lot of smooths your little bit I can feed you part of your sandwich and go real cute what you think my name bring your receipt okay I Alyssa I'll even let you grab the chips without having to pay you can go ahead and grab a bag of chips when we did and you won't have to pay for it I mean it's your store so you ain't gonna get in trouble or nothing ha ha you're on sale right I could show you the kind of tomatoes I'm talking about and point them out to you in the big Bucky now that's fine sorry so you can just come on Monday if you don't when you receive a your name when you make the sandwiches do you in a lace to cheese property or do you kind of get lazy just slap them on top of each other's or some bites you got the two layers of cheese but some bites our cheese's that's messed up okay give me one second oh hey you honey how you doing I had a little bit of a problem with my food I wanted to were kind of discuss that with somebody I was unsatisfactory he has some problems just kind of taste it off it was just a general bad bad subway experience I was not happy I was not like generous do you have you sandwich a convenient look we can give you a new one I mean I just saved the sandwich y'all know you got that weird a subway bread that overnight I feel like that would turn into like a [ __ ] brick or sorry I wouldn't say that but I appreciate that were they using I mean you're trying like so do I complain I appreciate that whether you're talking to make it okay I live in here I don't know why why not I didn't lie to you I mean I'm I don't know I don't know what what happened okay I'm a baby can you clearly okay excelente my sister let me tell you what happened there so what the tomatoes was that was the tomato that with the extra white stuff on it was it was not the right tomatoes it was like the end piece and I hate the empties I say y'all make sure you don't put the M piece on there they got they slept on two M pieces up on my other six inches you know saying so I was real pissed what tell me you came in I came in yesterday around 3 o'clock I'm not done here let me tell you about the cheese now so I got the cheese right they put asking like yo let me get some of that pepper jack her good up Joe they slept the cheese triangles down back-to-back right so I'm getting that triangle overlapping y'all say I don't like that overlapping I can't be doing that I'm gettin bite to sandwich with extra cheese on it I'm getting somebody to sandwich with no cheese on it it's messing my [ __ ] up and I'm real sad I remember it was a it was a it was a girl she was real key I was trying to holla Anna but she said no good me she was laconic like a young I don't know me mid-20s I listen the tummy dis how about this me you will go on no date we'll call it evening what do you think why not I can stop being a customer I'll never go to subway again if that's what I got to do it's not against the law drama humor I are we both women participants John say I mean come on don't worry about breaking the subway law no one will come after you and it's like beat you with a [ __ ] piece of bread hello you can have a nice weekend and happy holidays and I will never see you here again targeting I'll even let you alone okay but if you'd like to have a conversation you're welcome to come into the shop and do so well you already know what my answer is buddy stop talking to me stop it either come to the shop and have a conversation but nobody fat you and your [ __ ] dick all right

Channel: Ownage Pranks

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Id: ACaxI-bt-2Q

Length: 8min 41sec (521 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 30 2012