Stupid Expensive Controllers [SSFF]

Pam Derrick is me Derrick and this is stop skeletons of fighting no this is 2020 it's a new slate it's a new year it's a new decade and I think we can all look at this decade and say let's do it let's get our video game collections as dumb as possible they said it couldn't be done it definitely can be done because I have a handful on my wish list on my bucket list of really dumb controllers that I need in my life I got ideas piano got my Dreamcast fishing rod it's that's still broken I got the official steering wheel for Gran Turismo on ps3 I don't even have this Gran Turismo but I have this steering wheel because I got it for 399 at a garage sale they didn't want it I wanted it made a whole goddamn video about weird controllers with Aaron Hanson but you know what those were dumb controllers there are dumber cooler more gimmicky expensive controllers that I would love to have in my collection and so this is just like a personal list of stuff here I don't home stuff I would like to own and stuff I want to share with you because what's better than sharing dumb video game stuff not a whole lot No first up the Resident Evil 4 chainsaw it's a chainsaw controller moving on the residue before chainsaw controller is a blood-covered chainsaw and it comes in both for the Gamecube and for the PlayStation to loose these things look around buy 60 70 bucks but if you want to get a complete in the box for the display and all that stuff that's looking like about 150 $200 but it's maybe the wow this controller ever it's a blood-covered Shane sock controller that actually looks like to be used as an actual controller seems terrible it has two handles and that's what the the shoulder buttons are it has a pull cord for the start button the starter and it makes noise the blades don't move it's just a sound effect but it's still like is a real thing at least to the ps2 there is there's only 50,000 that were made and there I'll have a little certificate while printing on the side it is just amazing so I'm not sure which one I would like to have more I mean I have both as a before on ps2 and on KQ you know the ps2 version is a garbage looking version of Ezio for it plays really really well I think if I could I would like to have both controllers it's and this is probably one of the most well known controllers to be talking about today because how do you not love a controller shaped like a chainsaw it's not the only chainsaw like peripheral there is a Gears of War replica of the chainsaw gun from here's war well it's not a functioning controller that you could play Gears of War with it's just like a cosplay item I want it it's multiple chainsaw controllers I want him presumably they made the chainsaw so this Shinji Mikami could cut his head off he swore that a president people if Resident Evil 4 ever came out on another system he's like I cut my head off and next another Capcom joined Onimusha three demon see this is a great game salt one English a game the Japanese version came with a special edition that was packed with a katana controller complete with a cool stand I had a thing you could sheath the blade a plastic blade and a sheath and it had all of the controls mapped onto the the handle and I've looked at this thing a lot and I just can't understand it looks like such a bad controller it looks like so genuinely like a terrible way to actually play the game but god I want it it looks so cool but I feel like alright it's for Onimusha three play it with Onimusha three but yo what about some mashido blade what if you got two of them and then you were doing Bushido blade alright here's here's the Pierce - good plan here you get two Playstations you hook them up right so you can do the first-person only the foot first person Bushido blade mode which you can do link cable wise you get to Onimusha katanas and then you have a real ass Bushido blade party that's what I'm talking about unfortunately because this is a Japanese only release they're quite expensive too quite rare I would imagine though you could probably just get the katana Phi itself for a little cheaper but you want to get the big Fox you want to get the stand I would love to get my hands on one of these things I've seen the the Resident Evil Chainsaw controller I feel like I have held one at some point but the only whoosh - katana I feel like people have forgotten about that and I think people need to remember how awesome Oni 20 Musha was and then how awesome how awesome this katana looks as a practical controller seems terrible which is even better in my book [Applause] [Music] up next you probably seen this one because it is available on the ps2 ps4 and the switch and that is the Dragon Quest slime controller now there is no shortage of cool dragon quests stuff is really cool slime controller where it looks like a normal ps4 controller but one of these slams eyes is the analog stick that's fun there's a ps4 where there's a little Mele slime that's like melted on the ps4 that's fun but how about like holding a slime that's about as big as a burger and then turning that over and using that as a controller more of these released in Japan than in America but they were released in America oh I proof so uh Dragon Quest 8 here's a little advertisement for it I'm cute and a controller - the weirdest thing about this is it's also it comes to stand and it is like a little it's again something you can like put on display and then also turn it over and use it as a controller and does not seem very Eric ergonomic you need to have gigantic hands or to really use it comfortably I think what's kind of interesting is that there is the blue model is the most common one and that's the one that we got in America for the ps2 there's a silver metal slime version that was only released in Japan that's really fun because that's worth more experience that's more impressive it's strange that you have the slime controller right but you have to like turn it around and play it upside down because so when it's all the buttons are on the bottom right and the shoulder buttons are on its back and so when you're playing you look down and it's like there's upside down face like staring at you so you basically like you're playing on a slimes but that's kind of weird and if you're playing it like relaxed style then you just putting the slimes mouth right in your crotch is there something more sinister about this slime controller what's up Japan what's up Japan how you doing the switch version comes with a cardboard box that you can like make and put together and have your switch on top of a simple switch stand so you can play dragon quest with a good orchestrated music on your switch with your big fat slime controller good stuff very common I think really because of so many different versions of it I guess I've seen him from like about 80 to $200 depending on the system depending on the color depending on how complete it is in the package one of most common controllers maybe talking about here I'm glad the Dragon Quest is is keeping the spirit of like dumb controllers alive because I feel like when I saw this in the ps2 back in the day it was sort of like of course but seeing on a switch I was like awesome good weird controllers are still around and I want them up next wu-tang Clan ain't nothing with protection neck supreme clientele only alright yo few a real Iron Man if you really Tony Stark's if you've really pretty Tony I don't know why I only have Ghostface to kill references in my head right now you've got to get the wu-tang clan Shaolin style aka taste of the pain taste the pain Shaolin stock shaolin's more on-brand for wu-tang but taste the pain is dumb as hell so a long time ago there was this game called thrill kill the ps1 it was a four player fighting game it was I've always heard never actually played it was not released it was finished and then kind of cancelled very kind of complicated history around it you probably are familiar with real kill noise for that's not really that great but they did reuse that engine for a couple of games like the x-men arcade mutant mutant Academy games but also the wu-tang clan video game Shaolin style slash taste the pain and apparently there is a special edition version of this game that came with a wu-tang W controller that apparently does not have Rumble obviously it does not have any analog and does not play very well it hurts your hands because I've heard it is a genuinely terrible controller which is awesome and I've heard the game is also not that great also everything about this just sounds so perfect for me it's it's a celebrity game which we don't think we realize how good we had it when we had lots of celebrity-endorsed games we didn't know how great it was to have like full video games with celebrities and stuff on it it's so you have that golden memory and then you have a bad controller that is shaped like the wu-tang W so I bet there are some rap fans I bet they have this don't even care about video games this care about wu-tang and that's great you know it's the hip-hop video games the culture comes together it meets in the middle with wu-tang Shaolin style in the bad putain controller I've seen a go for like 150 200 bucks like this is shocking the expensive controller and that's not even like the full set if you wanted to get the actual collector's edition set in the box and stuff that's several hundred dollars more than that just the controller is like a hundred fifty two hundred bucks for a bad controller something really bad is really expensive that's funny sometimes and next maybe may be the dumbest controller has ever been made for a gimmick a gimmicky game and that is for death Crimson it may be the dumbest game of all time look at this monstrosity look at this now you must you say to yourself wow there are a lot of those nope only one and you must say wow Derrick only one of those I say yes you go wow that belongs in a museum and it does and it should and it is in a museum I don't know if that museum still exists that would be an amazing like patronage let's go to Japan and go to the death Crimson Museum and play this gigantic plastic gun with a Saturn built inside of it yeah death sama if you're nasty and I love the if you look closely on the image this image is kind of old that's like a pretty tiny tube TV and a just ludicrously gigantic gun of course I would never be able to own this and put it in my own collection it would be great to one day play it but death Crimson is a bottomless well bottomless hole of stupid dumb [ __ ] and of course of course somebody made a gigantic gun to play this terrible game and they put it in a museum because culture matters and lastly I don't know this really a showstopper it's probably the most obtainable and maybe the cheapest one but in researching for this video I came across a really great factoid about it and that is the Mortal Kombat arcade fight stick this was an exclusive thing that came with the with with Mortal Kombat 9 it was part of the gigantic special edition here's some footage of it from my old friend Lance Lance are using your footage fresh war TV is meant to resemble the original Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat 3 stick as much as possible it has the you know four attack buttons with block in the middle and run here's the fun thing because of skullgirls they put out a patch so that you can play schoolgirls on ps4 with a ps3 controller but that actually allowed you to be able to play you could use this Mortal Kombat 9 RK controller on mortal kombat 11 and also apparently it doesn't quite have enough buttons to fully utilize Mortal Kombat 11 and also the stick is not quite it's not quite set up to be used for diagonals because Mortal Kombat doesn't really use diagonals and so it's my understanding that using this arcade stick for Mortal Kombat 11 is not a good idea so that's why I would love to have this thing also it's big bulky device look at Lance playing with it look at that cute dog I forgot he had a cute dog love you Lance love your brother the plan here is 2020 let's get done let's let's embrace being dumb let's have fun let's forget about what anyone thinks who cares about we out here trying to play games try to collect stuff that we think is fun and that's not hurting nobody so let's hat let's do it that's why that's 2020 is that guess the first video 2020 first video of the decade holy snap hey I want to thank everybody who supported us last year 2020 we are hitting it we got a lot of great plans we came back into vacation we refreshed right kill it but wanted to come back with the fun little foot a fun little video here to kick it off more videos are coming huge shout to our patreon supporters they really came through and are helping to support the show in a big big way we're also on streaming a lot more on Twitch I want to find out all the information what's going on with the channel check on Twitter for 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Channel: Stop Skeletons From Fighting

Views: 152,845

Rating: 4.8806982 out of 5

Keywords: residentevil 4, onimusha, wutang clan, death crimson, dragon quest, mortal kombat, stop skeletons, derek alexander, producer grace, game collecting, retro gaming, survival horror, dragon quest switch, weirdest controllers, rarest video game controllers, ssff, hvgn, happy nerd

Id: sE6m-NUy6IA

Length: 13min 8sec (788 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 13 2020