Steven Universe | Peridot's Offensive Stand Up Routine | Too Far | Cartoon Network

here you go pearl oh good hmm no no no no no i said i needed tungsten tungsten uh what does tungsten look like tungsten ugh never mind i'll just do it hmm i just need some sort of leverage optimizer leverage optimizer that's what i said oh you mean you want a screwdriver do you have one or not uh why don't you just use this one because it was outside my radius hey hey peridot what do you call this a scent sponge huh okay what's this vision sphere peridot that's way stephen peridot these touch stumps this gravity connectors this that's your butt oh man paradise you're killing me i am not that would violate our truce agreement no no no you're funny funny peridot if you can get the magnetron out of that microwave we'll have everything we need except for the drill head why don't i just get an injector drill head from the kindergarten oh well i guess that's something you could try she's not going to the kindergarten without a chaperone what you got to be joking you know when i'm joking me and steven can go with her yeah we'll keep an eye on her approved keep her in line amethyst you got it [Music] log date 7112 the amethyst and the steven have volunteered to help me dismantle this arrow one drill how stylistically displeasing the newer ones have a nicer finish you make more nerd notes what is nerd can you use it in a sentence nerd you are a nerd amethyst cut that out as you can see this planet is annoying and everything is annoying amongst its transgressions is the need for the amethyst to ask permission from the permafusion permafusion is that what you call garnet i could call her lots of things i could call her two things two clods walking around like she's one claude what's wrong with that she's not even fighting she's you know she's just you know like a you know [Laughter] you're a real gem perry yes i am a gem okay okay do steven next what's weird about steven where do i even begin he's some sort of hybrid abomination i don't even understand how he functions his organic half consumes so much energy that he has to constantly feed and he spends so much time expelling that he has a whole room dedicated to it uh no something else talk about something else the strangest thing is amethyst you think you have to listen to them you are the one who should be in charge that's your best joke yet no really pearl is a pearl garnet is a fusion i don't even know what he's supposed to be hey you're the only crystal gem that's actually a gem [Music] you won't rank everyone on your team they should be listening to you you're a strong singular fully functional soldier despite the fact that you're defective defective well sure you're small so well you're not supposed to be hold on wait wait let me guess this this is the hole you came out of too small too low the exit marks look about 500 years newer than every other hole hmm this place must have been empty when you came out no wonder you have no idea what you're supposed to look like peridot what was i supposed to look like well you're a quartz they're huge loyal soldiers you should be twice your size broad-shouldered intimidating but you simply stayed in the ground too long are you saying i'm wrong genetically speaking yes when you think about it it's also funny amethyst hey soldier maybe you can help me get this hunk of drill off see look at that you can do everything a normal quartz can do let's head back and shove this thing in pearl's face amethyst are you okay don't worry about it we'll always save the day and if you think we can we'll always [Music] and stephen

Channel: Steven Universe

Views: 3,466,036

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Id: g6dYM3BlgD4

Length: 5min 18sec (318 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 02 2018