Steve Hughes - Nothing Happens If You're Offended

hello up there at the back relax I've got Jack's sir hello Montreal I'm sorry I'm starting so slow but it's you know we've only got seven minutes I've been to Montreal once in my life about eight years ago and they bring you back and go right seven minutes I'm going Wahb I don't know anything about you [ __ ] people to think you're supposed to just turn up and high-stake like speed dating it's weird you know hi Montreal sing relax all right I've done this many years so I don't mind if you stare could plus I've gig for the Dutch sir well you know you can't add steer me if you've geek for the Dutch you see the Dutch you make the Dutch laugh they laugh but if you don't make the Dutch laugh they will stare at you to be [ __ ] cry you're getting this wrong go away it's intense I did a show from one night Amsterdam's about 300 of them standing there you know in the vortex of quiet it's like a vortex of silence no member just standing there thinking to myself [ __ ] she's no wonder those Nazis couldn't find an ant Frank [ __ ] yeah so it's the tester Joe Coco's death it's just a joke you know they found her so I've only been your fine City once before many years ago any ride yesterday so I don't really know what makes you people laugh but I'm very pleased with your city as soon as I got to the hotel I was very very impressed you still have smoking rooms in hotels I mean you can't even get a smoking room in a hotel in Amsterdam anymore and now the this must be the French influency I'm sure the rest of Canada is locked down tight but still a smoking room which is very impressive you understand because I smoke and I'm just sick and tired of having a travel around the world where non-smokers have had their little tentacles go into the community next minute you're not allowed to smoke anywhere because they're running around going but I could be affected uh I could be affected by secondary smoke well you know there's people from Chernobyl still alive for example oh man now Gare you what's it's not the smoke that affects you it's what they put in the cigarettes which is affecting everybody he read the package that says this tobacco contains 47 deadly chemicals well who put him in there he was allowed to sell to back out of the general public and then get by the way I'd like to put seven forty seven deadly chemicals in there fair enough and now we get the blown but really they want away outdoor cigarettes which is a thing people think no they wouldn't do that why not you outlaw marijuana why wouldn't they outlawed to Becca no marijuana because they tell us it is bad for a selected Becca they're good no we've done research about marijuana Steve it's it's bad for you well you know I've done a lot of research meself no I will admit Montreal I didn't take any any notes I lost me pen right but uh but I smoked a lot of pot and I'm alright I smoked so much pot growing up he's the poster of Bob Marley in my bedroom and in it Bob it was run a t-shirt with me on it so the whole world is some kind of weed protectionist madness I'm on your plane Air Canada flying here the other day I'm sitting there in the seat I start eat some nuts what's the film next minute the Stewart he comes up to me taps me on the arm oh yeah he goes the woman behind you has told me she has a nut allergy I went alright because like I saw you were eating nuts I said yeah I'm eating the nuts she goes but she's she's allergic to nuts I said well I won't I won't offer her nut [ __ ] know but she's allergic and my world yeah but you know web well we're all allergic to bullets but you've got a you could have one of them go in you really to for it to have an effect but who are these people that can't see a nut anymore what the [ __ ] is in the nut the same [ __ ] in the tobacco how come and I grew up everybody just had a nut is all the people in here was there anyone running here with a blue head because they saw a nut when you grow up no just had a nut that was it now you've got these kids that poor little bastards their mothers are there stay away I saw you with a nut he can't have not so egg white or sesame seeds something it will [ __ ] kill it this one won't make it you're living in a world of preservatives in your food when a mobile phone there's nucleus [ __ ] all over the planet miss sesame seeds knocking this one out mother [ __ ] it [ __ ] is going on weed health and safety politically correct world I hate it you think in a band comedy eventually you can't say that Steve what if someone gets offended what they could they can't be offended why can't you be offended we live in that age I was offended well [ __ ] so what you're an adult nothing happens it they're taken away your right to be offended and no one even [ __ ] notices everybody's running around will you know that because nothing even happens if you do get offended citing your I went to the comedy show and the comedian said something about the Lord yes and I was offended I when I woke up in the morning I had cancer mr. Sun her nothing happens don't let it infect you your heads it's a trick the great trick of political correctness acting like it's a noble intention but it's not it's taking away your power you can't make it an offence to offend people what are you talking about you're making an offense to offend someone that brings the rule of law into the realm of the subjective what's that if you choose to be offended you may have a valid right to be offended but it's up to you how you choose to be offended if you choose to behave in a certain way and that's just simplified Buddhism see it's up to you how you get offended up to your ideologies and your traditions and your cultures and your moral conditioning in your religious beliefs and something that offends me may not offend a single one of you on any level so he get of a law that has any kind of rationality and validity with that kind of thinking I'm offended when I see boy bands where's my lawyer what am I gonna do call the cops hello to me again yeah they're on the tele there's five of them this time white suits dancing like [ __ ] us then yes five minutes I'll be at the front traumatised by key that's the seven minutes I was in the airport those treadmills they've got a huge because Americans are always saying things that there's not that much proof for years say things like we're number one

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Id: I-4GQ3mKJBE

Length: 9min 31sec (571 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 23 2015