Ster Stream - Rampage Knights (w/ Jerma)

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I think you can turn me down in the chat if they actually caught that first like eldest oh hey oh hey I did the smartest thing I've ever set up in real a hole that is a good idea I like the perfect yeah you and my mic is the only video getting up half the thing okay music [Music] oh I know I skated better I don't know I was messing around playing Sonny nice work that seems like that'll be better I don't know yeah seems good I think something's pulling on my my scarlet solo and it's a it's all whacked out I think that's fine you have to invite me to the game or whatever you want you tell this is lagging like like a volume so bad did it keep your progress well I'm still an anime girl so I'm gonna assume yes I don't know why I have this axe I guess they give you a random starting weapon okay okay but yeah I just died so I don't have anything and you just died yeah where we are penniless if more trustworthy people in the chat let me know about the the audio setting in two parts I haven't lived here for more than a week yet and I haven't had a computer for more than like two days so I don't really know what's up with this yep I think the game is a little loud I can't really judge these things let's go are you ready to play the video game I am ready to play oh dude wish king I don't see you wearing any interesting clothing sorry I don't like the anime girl I'm gonna be I'm gonna be this no that was weren't you just this guy yeah but I know I was there was the Santa Claus I just didn't have a football helmet on or the giant oh no Santa Santa is the best one is you have to unlock the other ones that's the whole point in the game so I am okay I buy you a son with the Sun people I'm your son you have the you have the gray hair I have the Wolverine hair and I need a hat yes can I can I just be over here and put a hat on I like that one I don't like any of that's why I wasn't wearing any oh no that makes me look muscular yeah you go to the ones you unlock you've unlocked cats I got that one I unlocked the football helmet I just looked like one of the three Vikings yeah that's an old Blizzard game that nobody cares about anymore huh yeah but they still put in heroes of the storm let's go okay I'm gonna do this one oh yeah I'm an all-time real quick my games gonna why you what are you doing just making sure everything's right a leather monitor do you have this thing where you like open up a game and all of your windows turn like black like I just did it again my chat just like turning black sometimes that's all right can we can we not let's uh what with a couple of ground rules what's not D to everything looks suspicious that's all it is so you get the gold and I get the murky what now let's go on the next area and I'll drink it well I don't know what if it's bad what if it is kill the run oh I'm drinking it weak bones okay that was I'm glad I did that I'll take care of the big guy big guy recently big guy races big guy you know big guys kicking my ass we like just start it and I've already got weak bones we usually deal with this guy what I'm well because last time I had stones to throw at him we always had something to throw at him you're [ __ ] kidding let's restart you know seriously there is it like you that guy we should hey guys welcome to the stream we're checking out the new game hey watch this oh my god so funny I thought we can hit each other hey wait no wait wait friend wait friend look we can hit each other get over wait wait wait wait free gold that was a bad first room that was a bad first room it was bad it's randomly generated you guys and you beat people up and it's it's very scary cuz you're dying reach on this weapon is innocent I have already taken thirty points of damage which is not good you got to play the Barbarian I can reach so far with this sword I wish I couldn't well there you go there's a sandwich I'm doing it you want to do that you just get out of the way I'm doing it Wallace Wallace so we've only done like one run of this game so far so anyone who doesn't know what's going on you'll figure it out so what does that do gives me Z but if you overcome it you get double jump and I think there was an achievement for that as well okay so so you take you take every item okay good because I didn't get one thing from yes I watch out this this is the drug shroom be careful we don't know exactly what this thing does yet he dropped an item last time we hit him so only one of us hit him so we don't both take drugs at the same time I didn't get drunk last time I did oh well I'm already got jumping disease I might as well be like the handicapped a loser at this run I'll be careful I'm just good enough to spitting out the drug juice why's there an arrow pointing down there's an arrow pointing on me too it's just pointing at you Oh a tack down I just got two achievements and I got barbarian class I want to like go back and I can we drop stuff so I can get it and now I'm drunk to hit him or he's gonna drop an item [Music] no he's just dropping gold okay let's go okay so I'm drunk I have weak arms and half health can I go back and be a barbarian please just wish I was a [ __ ] you papa Harriet bye bye what are these things do get these bombs alright get a bomb like Osprey we're gonna throw bomb at the same time one good wrong I can't walk in a straight line look good luck I almost germ it off the bridge do not do that which is exactly what you did I'm gonna die I want to die thing we have to strategically kick them off I can't strategically do anything I'm drunk and I randomly drum I'm jumping in random directions let's get out of the way going to die he's an idiot he just fell off by himself nobody even had anything to do with that okay you play the game watch out for that knife all right so who's gonna open the chest cuz whoever gets the damage from the chest I would like to die Oh frostbolt chill out chillin you got frost bolt come get this oh no this the heals you for 15 gives you a random disease totally mine I want to be the most diseased person in the game well get this this thing is like a spell I can't even see you alright yeah get that cuz now you have +5 spell damage you're just a drunk mage that is a scroll of fruits here as well up here you take that I'm gonna sue mning that's like a one-time-use yeah I'm left a tiny weak armed drunk jumping [ __ ] dwarf from a forgotten Blizzard game that no one cared about the pretended they cared about for like a week no I can drink this wait wait wait let's compare a swing ranges swing wait a minute take that Wow you're welcome welcome back to the real world strats alright you ready wait I'm gonna get this stone don't leave me hanging up here so for those uh did you just do that yeah I got the frost word that's why you gave me the spell power do you remember oh yeah and I've been picking up all how much gold do you have 31 oh I have 30 as well okay that's I'm sorry the my arms are too big I'm not a bee man anymore doctors yeah I like the Nile no you take it well this is the first area oh good this is we're done with the first area does this heal you remember I don't think it does like getting to the next area doesn't heal you know doesn't it actually it might maybe like five or ten I think this is one of those games to where every time you've had like way more kills than me in one of those games cause it's a job we had never seen that game I'm doing it I'm doing it freeze to giants you kidding me kill the Giants as fast you can they're going to ruin this whole thing whatever just trade you can air chuckle the Giants I know but hard to do that when there's another guy I'm just gonna test over here oh no no you're not no you're not you're going to make sure we don't die here I have 1 hp yes a golden year oh come on really really really yes it was stupid I thought I thought you had that under control and he jumped over and killed me diseases way this works everyone is when he dies I have to kill 10 things and you like eats their souls and he stops being a ghost but he can still hit me and other things for like one day image please don't knock me off I'm gonna I knew you were gonna go for it they needed to see you as possible don't come on we're gonna cut through these jokes now you have an audience so you just have to like I'm paranoid I didn't touch you I'm not touching you are we on vacation yeah we're in the backseat of a Winnebago there's a lot of stuff there and I'm jealous that I can't take it scroll removes all your curses that's like the same thing apparently curses sir look at that thing ooh 13 damage and the other magic banana this is all mine like maybe you shouldn't have died the losers who removes your curses will pick it up I can't already have something kill nine things hurry up what was this guy's name again Danny Trejo yeah oh yeah the guy from your um Danny Trejo enemy so you gonna die no see a look as a ghost I can help I can whack people for one damage that's really helpful my dudes are really helping over there you know you know don't be a dick get them that's trying to hit him I promise how many more boy come back after four should be a shop or something soon hope so yeah I'm gonna let's come back and do whatever that is when you're alive yeah woah that didn't like fries half of them you come back to life already dude kill one more yes I'm back very I don't know why you got barbarian links my baseline kills or something yeah I played this game for like probably half hour 20 minutes something before you to do that's true cuz I had to confirm that my interests exists oh I had a funny joke I'll tell you take later I'm took the accident it's okay okay let's go back to the skeleton man I put it what are the knives you know I'm just a massive damage on one person okay I assume maybe if you killed him there would be like that percussions so I just I don't know still it's justice Kelvin oh there's like a tavern there like like once we kill these guys we can go play hearthstone watch out I'm gonna be I'm gonna get them whoa whoa whoa actually watch out now I oh I got the access you can just [ __ ] crush everyone Oh has a chump let's go play hearthstone hell of a murky water actually you take this I'll drink the I'll drink the dirty water well we'll see yeah well you can take that now that cures diseases if you want to do it right away hello I don't think I want it you want to be tiny guy let's go tavern brawl loo hunt wait haunted him might as well I gotta go I gotta be big for this and scare the [ __ ] out of this guy intimidate him dude no he's playing he's playing cards well it really is a card game those are three wisps what do you do hey 13 gold for a game of cards see what did I tell you okay here we go I'm doing it I've no idea what any of this means the devil is really good in Victorian can you see this on the screen yeah far-right far-right far-right no no no you can't be all the way yes no it is it is oh they're gonna gotta be somewhere like in the middle right in the middle serpent I knew it wait give you an item I can take it as you're still doing this it freezes enemies I don't know I'm assuming that it's kind of you if I maybe I'll lose it all no we'll go we'll go this one alright that's a healing potion try two stones got a minute I'm far right Oh dude didn't wanna give me Haram can you just like stop why would you why would this is insane who even cares good for frame of reference everyone we found like a shop before and it was like eighty gold for like 1% of what he just got for 13 gold I mean you got the devil dead last I got a no axe to anvil is alive by the way that's a table haha how much you see this okay that does more dammit that was reached oh is that better for you no longer know I have 13 damage on the sword yeah whatever okay well I just that was a fun card game to get me what just happened what did I do to you I think you're Santa Claus you're familiar just like tried to frost yeah oh yeah you did oh don't do it don't do it just curious all diseases but it's the [ __ ] drunk that's the worst disease in the game yeah I don't get that I want to get rid of my disease um give me something way worse I'm drink guys character my character is really good now by the way yeah I notice cuz you got all of that [ __ ] I have 70 gold by the way so like if we find a shop maybe I'll actually get an item what is this there's something I'm bright above us I don't know what that is but it's some kind of kind of door that seemed like the same door that was like the big chest yeah chess room eat [ __ ] thank god there's no friendly fire that would be so bad yeah it would uh-oh it's a bunch of these things oh I couldn't tell which one I was I look like they're all Doc's people yeah this is really bad and I'm drunk we might actually like die here use your spell's there we go side to side technique and telling you just stay out of the way I don't want to just unlucky win this time dead there's a push on the ground to heal I already have a good question you take that I want to die I'm drunk how do you cure being drunk okay looks like the cure for drunk this I think there was like an elfin potion that cured all oh did I drink earlier all right gift to you I don't know what happened to it I think I saw a spawning enemies honest really you pick people up too by the way you just do like we haven't been doing it seems pretty useful did we'd not get anything from that we just got a room full of boxes that was I don't know how much health this heals but you need actually no it's just no no no no you take that you take it no no I already have a good one so I'm saying like I have this one so so drink mine and then hold on to yours all right give it to me you hold on to mine he says I said it ironically I don't like these enemies too easy to hide I'll take the dart if you don't have a throwable oh we can just leave you want to just like go to the next tier okay ash oh well we went well you have more people killed than me the side a lot more and you're like nas dead we have the same damage dealt but I killed like 10 more huh I was dead come out of the ground too they're not like just lamps that were there in disguise a the most jacked out of all the enemies in the game that are inanimate objects candlesticks are the ones that have the gigantic arms oh yeah like these orcs don't have that big of arms that was a challenge she's gonna throw them down the drainpipe okay whatever it is in here is mine because you're jacked as hell that's mine you know if you can you can open it maybe these are way harder than they look by the way Oh jellybeans what does that do that's never gonna happen I'm taking this because I'm the big giant guy and I should whatever is in here I get also I'm taking the best thing I've ever because for thematic purposes I'm the big guy and it wouldn't look right on you that's true you are a big guy this Oh Ostend of vitality a random disease what heals 450 are you still drunk no no I'm not Wow because we completed the level I guess oh okay Oh God is that is that better than what you have on yeah yeah no no no no take that one now that act sucks so I was using the bad weapon do you everything in here is yours to let you get all that thanks all right everything in there is yours how's that sound I'll even I'll leave it open for you and make me fight the jackass leprechaun why did I call him a leprechaun Oh No why did you call him a leprechaun you know how I said everything in there was yours I accidentally picked things up cause I'm too big I have to fart we've been really loud don't do it no oh no not that guy and while these are spikes Germa by the way I was trying to leave the room god I don't know what to do here that killed a lot of them it did there's spikes everywhere these guys are coming alive on the clock did you I think that's it I think this game oh now I think I can handle this I'm trying to just get the dude I'm crushing it you talking about GG over there that's it ow these spikes suck I'm dead I got lost in the car it's a good thing you got all the items use it to kill 10 people it's easy you said I got this what a horrible room there's a bomb guy in here too I have a disease that means I can't stop running any other room that like didn't have spikes on it maybe that would be okay oh there's like a lot of minute wait a minute wait a minute check this out this guy is like no help his bomb he didn't explode why didn't he not explode no cuz i ghost hit him you're not real that's [ __ ] you should have exploded well this guy's have [ __ ] poison blades turn the other way dick hole all these spikes helping Gemma I can't stop running tell you have you killed miss spikes that room locked and it's all your fault that you died you explode I can start as a barbarian man yeah you can tell though I don't know it's doesn't even seem that good because the sword does like five damage adventurer barbarian how do you get doubled young oh you have to drink that double jump potion and then I guess not die with it there's a challenge man opened a bunch of chests this give me booty so we have to pick up gold in open chests to be able to unlock the pirate so we haven't been doing that I mean we have it just takes a while I guess I want to be like a battle mage I want to play battle balloon win the game in less than 30 minutes yeah I guess there's an ending to this okay whatever let's go no I don't like my hat changing one day we'll know what the alchemist does come on come on I like this one looks like I'm about to go to bed oh yeah we're both barbarian chop the tree down look I try not take like damage use your range to your advantage you know very well oh yeah and don't don't like feel like you have to like mash and like did you know dodge around do some dodging yeah do some dodging guys hey comes to us couple of hits dodge around there's no reason to this is not like a beat em up I mean it is but it isn't we need to stay a burger there believe it this is a survival beat'em up exactly huh don't touch it I won't get too greedy focus on the task at hand oh wow you just took a whole half your help I got lightning bolt it for being greedy I'm gonna go get that hamburger it gave me five for some crit chance oh that's pretty big deal I think it was fine and then Stonehenge is like shot me maybe that's what that means it's just here you can have this item but you're gonna take 50% of your home if not just like a flat 40 or whatever you handle this guy uh what he keeps trying to shoot you and he walks up to like a different area I will just get you take it you'd get them I feel like this does something scam have music I think I turned it down cuz it was kind of loud 5% of volume on the music is isn't this kind of loud everyone yes or no I'm gonna play well I'm gonna stream tomorrow didn't be a bit more talkative a chat get that I get that and talk about my moving predicament mmhmm yeah hey you just play the game day how fun is moving isn't it really fun we're kind of settled mostly now besides our address not existing yeah that's it sounds weird I'm gonna break this shield push up shield breaker or are spawning I'm gonna break your shield hold on differences I actually gave you a warning and like you could get out of way don't get hit by that with all this blood gush via windows sounds I can find it I'm fine with that okay still under the levels greater do you know what that means I'm throwing a bomb yes hit one person that to have it how did it on my screen only one dude Oh hit to like have to cut the one skeleton into like a half person you sure I am sure I run back it takes the tape tapes joke I go in first what how is that even possible you got in first ohso dude didn't we have like 30 gold by this point last time I have three random number generator I don't think that the tree that can come down and last time I didn't even get to spend any of my gold because you had to go ahead and like die like an idiot can you come help why is that don't open oh no bomb do you see those guys that spawned you tell him nothing you [ __ ] idiot that wasn't my fault oh my god you [ __ ] dumbass well go hit Danny Trejo off do you think are you getting their souls for you killing them yes I am to stay there I'll handle this go get the ones down there if he comes up here whatever no that's the I can't knock him off okay no one's done moans back to life dude it you should be thanking me I healed you well I still have it so can come back and you're gonna get all the items in here so that's great that didn't even hit you how I don't know how but look at all this awesome stuff that you've been all magic missiles a little gold wait wait wait Rick please please I'm gonna fart if you do it again you're trying so hard oh pretty eyed you told me you were gonna fine you didn't I did you probably just didn't hear it oh my god seriously was hoping you're gonna fall okay I'm taking this cuz the knife is critical chance plus fifty and I already had crits you can come back here and get this like stupid short sword if you want great I'm happy about that what do I look like I look like a cartoon character from something what character is this chat who is this Adventure Time or something I can't like thankfully this is flapjack the guy from flapjack and you just like come back to life already you're annoying everybody want you to come waiting for you to kill I'm going back to your I know I'm annoying everyone oh there's a shop here there's actually a shop this time I have six gold I have 20 I guess it's like poison I don't even want the poisoned it'll be orcish with and how much is that twenty years well these days are awesome I have twenty I can I mean I could buy this and give it to you if you want one of these hundred hundred yeah those boots are crazy though no I mean I have a 10 damage own every 10 sec I'm in enough poison loads oh my god the abominable snowman that probably that might be it what I asked Chad who egged my guy looks like it moves oh look at that trying to see what they say yeah Ashley it does look like a nickel oh yeah didn't it I just don't know I couldn't my finger on it look I'll die again so we can see it [ __ ] it was so many of those you can't like aim those at all that's good for a crowd you know you want to looks good for a crowd like a concert yeah yep why actually it's good work dude a nice work thanks miss Pauling you take this I have a sneeze you're like please do something no well it's a stone Oh God not again stores lost by the way don't touch anything don't touch because those things would come to life just focus on the little dudes I don't think they do do they not okay well then I'm just picking this up I'm gonna do that up in my house I die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm going to die Gemma only one of us can die at a time his health is held right there you see the health why isn't my responsibility fine I'll take it I'm good to go better not die don't worry these side doors suck by the way don't do that you push them too far away from me not really here in the Facebook what an ass oh my got to fart again what that was like a cartoon am i watching Ren and Stimpy right now or am I awake I'm sorry I'm sorry like you shouldn't laugh that hard at that oh my god look at what's play nice work thanks thanks you better not time oh man back to life please I can't play okay yeah yeah okay back to reality over here oh my god I have to look someone just like gave me money for like farting they're probably like really impressed with that never never I wanted to read this more people tell me uses my hit sound yeah the best is just as a nice fart thanks that fart was apparently worth three dollars and 33 cents I don't think I use good law have jumpin what was in that chest by the way I didn't even I hadn't the game all just money in that okay all right I hope that we're almost at the end so I can overcome jumpin disease and be able to you know I think that is the end give me that hey do you really want the health you're for health at 14 you see a used heading me by doubt let's go I'm gonna die again and I could have been totally fine let's go f3 health I'll be okay you have to kill everything I'm not doing anything no it was good I'm just gonna walk around hit the stick around over there okay this better be good I think this is the end yeah I overcame jumping did I overcome it I did not yeah no it keeps going now what's healthy you have brie potion yeah I could use a potion right now it would be great if I could have found one and somebody else didn't take it at full health and row it into the garbage intentionally dice let's do it do it die right now no I'll kill everything No then I'll overcome jumping disease when you die you overcome diseases no yeah when you respawn you don't jump any but I didn't Ida oh you want the achievement for that too I actually will unlock somebody if I do one more thing after that I think it's how many brooms by the way on top left pot top right possibly I believe that that's definitely what is um I would be surprised if it wasn't let's see if the hypothesis is correct I want the bomb yes the hypothesis is correct just make them walk into the pit stupid yeah they're pretty dumb I don't have that much health anyway so I'm just I'm riffing in teheran dude anytime you want to help me I'm scared I want to jump into the hole I'm about to overcome my disease overcome yeah I did it there's a bunch of people on here Oh aren't you glad yeah you should come in here yeah you should probably get in here these are the spikes that only activate if someone touches them no they're not nevermind these ones are just are then now yeah these ones are just popping guys are not gonna do that again are you seriously gonna do it again now doesn't it last time I didn't mean to do it that much all right I'll let me open this [ __ ] I hope this kills you yeah ooh um oh it has the jaw you get the jaw ooh you sure unless you don't want it oh my god it's gonna be loud okay I'm kind of just like wait no let's go let's go all right fine I'll get it what did I eat I don't know but maybe you shouldn't eat it again I don't know I think I had subway I have a chicken bacon ranch onions on it good seungyoon's I don't know if onions make you do yeah I don't spongebob oh I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I am those don't like don't do anything I'm dead imagine if I had an extra 40 help Wow what would you have done with that you do you imagine but you have knocked me into a corner with it and you please Gemma don't get these items I don't want them I'll take all right kill things man you're the one who [ __ ] did like 30 points of damage to me I'm gonna fart right now yeah Yeah right please I would love for you to be here and take this I would love to be here and take that too I don't get it then nobody does what does it even do I don't want to tell you maybe or if you were alive you'd understand I can afford all this saves you from death some nice bread I want that axe I want that XO because it's really slow but it does 18 you've taken it from me you didn't bad things you've taken from me head of the list second let's put your knife I'm taking leaves you from death I can still buy the axe we still have not encountered our first boss by the way what does the magic jumping bean do remember it is to health whenever you clear a room without being hit alright go kill nine things so I can buy product no wait where do I go this hole no that was there an extra door in there okay this is the only way we can go yeah Becker oh I didn't see that door cuz the pole was in front of it well there's a lot of enemies in here so good luck at least we get to come back to life you die no I'm part of them I don't think I caught her - shoeless you can that was that was a great throw it's a good thing I I purchased that hey you're back it's full help that turned out to be a really good purchase otherwise we would be dead Oh this jump attack does a ton of damage I'm just going to do that and it's like not slow either very cool big guy keep the big guy down here yeah thanks you know I liked it better when you're done what were these sac boys taken care of [ __ ] get that way from me let a real man handle this okay now they like reviving or I don't think so I just think they're more of them yeah oh stop their heads wow that's a lot of bombs do you actually want this uh this axe you don't want it I'll take my knife back again well the vihuela throw it on the ground that's more like so you can throw it on the ground without swapping it don't take that oh this thing the thing that goes no I think it sucks okay let's go I thought you meant the axe sucks and me walked out with it the magic bean you please water and buy money you were just walking by cash and I picked up like four gold so you do it [ __ ] Lackey and come down here help me I know why you were saying that it doesn't do the thing the - because you have to charge it longer yep it's like a full second longer can stomp their head stead that's why they were coming back just step on their heads and they die bunch of doors just open I think I see another level well did we come from here yeah yeah a bunch of doors two doors and we came from right I heard like yeah cuz it's the end of the level door don't like a boss achievement unlocked like a boss what do you get for it ass potion that's all you leave all this is ton of food over here leave that geez that's like killing potion what is what is not dropping this stuff it's just given it is it though I don't feel like it's not where we stop stop stop stop what what you could actually use that one oh wow I gave it ten go home you pick it all up oh my god fine when you ask you no longer get money yeah I thought it okay it's it disappears after our time it doesn't even matter oh my god I've got approximately forty gold out of that I think that's cool that's too bad that you had to draw and full health I wish it would've told me that you had this job before oh I didn't I forgot you have it of course I haven't be not seen how cool they look I have poison me oh these poison spikes that I can't see behind the pillar these guys just ski across that's dumb you're currently poisoned isn't there buoys back there they're in the ground would you would you rather be poison than be drunk wasn't really the last five rooms I'm going back for the booze in it being drunk sucks and all I know how to talk about his drinks beer do you like I like here coming I almost rolled right back into the [ __ ] spikes I'm gonna be throwing a bomb at no one yep where am I oh my god drunk dude I'm really good with these bombs sorry hey kit let's go why is good I haven't hit anyone I'm gonna blame it on being drunk [ __ ] oh my god really bah-bah-bah um I'm drunk as hell but I can lock pick out I got it I was cuz I was drunk yeah right [Music] this guy's so cocky I really thought you had it - I did - I know this is no this is no I most definitely knew thirty coins insert thirty coins that was not worth it at all why do they do that sure it sure is in there that it's all potions - all the potions kind of blow they're not worth 30 bleep coins can we smash this thing then hey get your money back yeah but at least take that it's 50 oh I already have one that's the worst part then I'll take it okay let's go new enemy Oh My gods bomb low on five mana scared to go over there seems like you got that under control this is the new a song of ice and bombs get it this is really messy that does wait that does so much damage when they die he just kind of just flopped a bunch of them did you just get shrunken because you drank that yep I Caramba you know what I mean it's really not in that bad depends two things open we have this and then that oh do you remember how hard this was last time do you really want to do this um I may be like trying like I know but I get that I'll get that help I don't know let's do it let's do it sometimes you just gotta sometimes it's got to be this run its kind of sucked you're on stream right now we can't just be like you know well no I mean like let's go do like a room and come back like see if we get some I mean I can still leave look at all this stuff oh my god oh we can't even go pick up the turtle Armour oh I just told you that's why that's why I freaked it off didn't want to do it look at what due to damage freezes people didn't want to do this look at this they always give good items but I mean like this area is hard understand you know where I'm coming from that's what doesn't seem so bad they got what I think every time I've got the lightning thing it's too bad we can't wear armor yeah I know the bed were both barbarians because it's the only thing you can unlock this early I'd like some class diversity here one of us does be enough achievements we all do it well you know how I play video games yes I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and they're going to have beaten this game 50 times and I don't want to play anymore yeah oh we got some of the head crush people we're gonna crush the heads bomb lobbers watch out for the bodies I don't like the red on this room yeah hmm it wasn't that bad at all okay I'm just like no how old hits block drops pizza slice when you hit nothing seems amazing but we can't use it Oh durable dual force so I guess you can only get hit four times okay I see yeah it's too bad we can't use those bivariant so get to use armor for those uninformed morons that are watching I really need health or for you to be able to kill 10 people for a second I thought you said I really need help and I was like yeah you do that actually really don't like being this small kind of hard to see what I'm doing now I look like a homeless ghost I look like the guy from plans for zombies if he was a ghost yep can you do the lightning thing is good I'm just gonna keep these guys away keep them on the other side sometimes it seriously feels like it's just better to be a ghost well you'd have to worry about dying all those things going over there and hitting stuff ya know some of them reading me Hey all right hey you seemed like you were smaller and you were gonna get hit by it you like kill them Artie I'm so small do you see a little I am takes being longer how about them in the air Oh Mike if you die here I'm never gonna forgive you ever I guess got double shrinking I guess when you're like already that diseased how many do you need is vehicle higher five chill out - I need to kill - come on kill - to get on the ground one more here you come you ready you're coming back though right they just spawned a whole bunch of skeletons well here you come I'm sorry this runs have been going pretty long hasn't it yeah we haven't got until haven't even seen him foster anything yet either no I mean are you sure there's bosses then one of the challenges is beat your first boss so I'm assuming yeah I'm commercial we're taking way too much damage on these like shitty boys and I mean when I say shitty boys these guys and I get like one gold so I am 70 no apparently not hmm boss yep don't weak well well well what we easy easy I think that's an npc he's a friend that's not an npc if that's an npc I will give you 5 bucks because that's the scariest looking NPC I've ever seen he's sleeping - well we can't fall down there anymore my god hold on what oh I love them okay we can't fall down so just stay back and see what he does because we've never been here before okay he shoots back then they take one hit throws up dead bodies and all they come to life thankfully they don't take very much yeah thankfully we can't fall on the ground here with his air blowing back that seems like the whole reason why this guy would be difficult well say that he seems to be shooting out a lot of things I just don't know if we're supposed to be hitting him or just dealing with these guys I don't know I think the hits I saw him oh my god he just oh my god that doesn't hit you if you're on these spikes back here I can't move it doesn't go all the way back here I'm just gonna do this I'm just so hard to hit it's I'm gonna die man I'm so tiny I can't even like tell where my axe is going at the time we have to get the achievement well good luck to you hopefully I'm hitting him with like strable actually those things take care of that takes care of those little things pretty easily it is done stop dad yeah yeah I usually you know what he might give me those ten ten of these things I'm gonna assume that these things can die yep just Trousdale I just provide each other forever yeah that is if they you know get like overwhelmed here I'll keep these things up here he's stupid globs whew he's killing it okay he's killing him too one more and I'm back back why does it slow me down here arm see doesn't it seem like this would be impossible if we had to stand close to him yes that's so it's a good thing I had was the thingy dead health up there something I'm noticing we haven't like done any damage to him yeah I don't know how just doing this forever like half an worth I think EFT in his arms first you know those are blocked and out as well no I'm doing damage to his arm yeah like I was doing it I just don't know why I wasn't why I wasn't I don't know oh this is I popped out see how it's the eyes on the bottom one oh here he goes back oh man this is hard and he's gonna start doing his like spikes on the ground soon again or something yep without this spell I don't know how you'd even beat this this seems almost uncomplete Abul unless you have the thing that you did or like a way better build than we have this room cuz we didn't really do very well this round I don't think I just beat up as I a little bit I'm coming back home base I'm gonna die soon know it should be okay done this is rough I wish she would spawn things so they could get free kills here come on spawn some people where I'll do one damage to him at a time here we go take your time with them you'd like stomped half of them anymore this game have online co-op or only local and well Germa this doesn't live with me how many buddy most of the damage we've done I feel like is that spell maybe hey look three people right here see where it spawns here yeah [ __ ] I'm gonna work on its eyes dude can you handle the little [ __ ] units because I could stomp his face yeah I have a really hard time hitting the little pink guys oh my god I already took like 50 points of damage well as long as one of us stays alive with preferably more than like half health they should be okay unless we get overwhelmed like this yeah he just like it's tired of us we hit his enrage timer probably because there's a lot of dudes right now it really is a lot Lisi is dropping a lot food hello my god I'm sorry that's okay what's the indicator they snip the spikes I think you're just like I don't he lifts his feet I don't know I mean him one of the bottoms almost Aven focusing the bottom one so if you can get in there try and do that one oh here ck he lifts his feet to do that and has the stomp I think we can do this yeah he'll be okay it's gonna take us a half hour but well he's the bottom legs almost dead I'm going in I'm taking all the damage bottom what is destroyed no it's full of things breasted yeah he can't he can no no it's just a regular stomp we should only go in one at a time there yeah so one of us well let me go in cuz I'm closer to dying and he hasn't spawned anyone maybe that was his spawning leg yeah no no say I thought that maybe would what we were dealing with his top leg does the spikes its bottom leg do I don't know cuz it's apparently still doing spikes is this guy like the andross fight from Star Fox doesn't his like right hand and left hand do different things too much damage I just took right there alright you'll see how many enemies we have killed his top leg is down and that's just his face that's a chump take this yeah yeah all right Go Fish Matt Go Fish ha ha come on girl we gotta go face there's more that you just hit him because I will end up burning Hotels yeah I still have my still uses like you can still use it like that's kind of silly that is kind of silly I'm saying do this what's the worst I could happen it's probably gonna spit guys yep so this is unnormal and imagine how outrageously annoying this would be on hard or like it's coming down to 15 health don't die you just played super safe like he's gonna just spikes again soon how's that doing zero you have to go up and it's those like just don't go up oh spikes they did seven actually might not be a terrible thing if you just like died just in case we both get caught in something stupid oh I may be able to kill him I'm braving the storm yeah we did it whoa oh hold on hold on a second don't just steal things don't just steal things I'm taking everything crackin stole what what I was I Germa of all the things here that I actually wanted that increased crit damage and all my [ __ ] had increase crit chance and now I'm sad you just you took the big scary I can give it to you I can't find them not cuz you took the frickin crab people I wanted to be a [ __ ] crab person well we won we doesn't matter we're gonna go on this thing that's gonna reset anyways no it's not yeah watch me check it check it out here we go watch told you thanks miss Pauling you're in the miss Pauling timing from everyone is really top-notch it started over what does that actually even do by the way nothing I mean nothing why did you you made it extremely loud Oh noise when you pick it up it's a no fine you don't get to know with crabs do that's it that's really really awesome and really cool I wish I had that item so don't worry the crabs are like dumb in comparison to that you just did you just did a like Thundercats into the sky and you're telling me that you've read it be the crab man yeah oh you wanna know something about the crab man that's really interesting I can't turn to the left I cannot face left what the hell is that oh yeah I can't I can't turn left I think I'm holding my hands up and I can't walk I have no idea but I can't look left I'm gonna die would it be bad to die here probably bad considering I don't know what these things do and I can't look left like what is that what did you even read the item because I think it did say something about being right-handed I was too busy trying to steal it No whoa scary guys then there's summonings also scary guys I'm sick of a lot of health crabs actually attack yeah you know must be really cool to be a [ __ ] crab dude usually that high I don't I don't like being able to only face them right dad you're dead I'm dead this um that I bought the top that we have no idea what it does is nearly dead I'm gonna try and keep the giant giant stung by I mean I hope you can kill seven things me too it's like moonwalk up here wow I feel like I pushed him at you I think you did I wish I could turn the crabs are gonna slowly kill everything anymore one don't jump don't jump don't jump John he's gonna jump he's gonna jump it's gonna be over he's like I killed him thank God dude he got it so bad well please do your Highlander move this is not over this game just got extremely difficult this is what every it's right after we killed the extremely difficult boss that gave us really good weapons that we didn't decide who got to pick up and I ate that even though I was well randomized each time my max HP went down by the way I think I don't know what item I have I think I don't maybe I shouldn't like read the crab thing no no no it's the cursed thing that I just took my spell damage I have a ton of spell damage which is why this is actually worth doing though but I have 45 health so cool I'm going to die if I try and come take him in that was just the chicken from Jeremy Rumble by the way I'm dead I was too busy focusing on that oh my oh even my ghost can't turn left no that's continuity why did you hit me did you hit me [ __ ] you no you jumped yeah that's why I got hit and like flipped in the air that was a good run I don't loser I'm sorry I can be another class look what class design assassin I want to be an assassin okay you have 60 vitality 120% run speed double jump and you can assassinate a lying enemy also when you do a fade it's a smoke screen oh wow really that's pretty cool that's really cool let's like start from the beginning you got too close to me I don't to be if I'm gonna be I'm gonna changed my face I'm gonna fart in your cereal I just want to be like anyone different on the highway to hell I can feel I can be locate that's really cool can I stay invisible forever I think so oh no I'm mad let's go for a second I thought the tree was needing a lockpick this is a hard one something dropped did you pick it up murky water it's funny because this really is like a star character move really fast and do fast attack speeds I just want to be anyone different yeah that's our barians kind of like yeah we've done it like a couple of times and I want to see what warlock and [ __ ] does it's like an eight second cooldown but you can insta kill anybody on the ground that's cool I have a long sort that I will get rid of the first time a weapon drops you do also I can't equip armor well then pick pick the regular the Ranger that he's like the all-around adventurer you don't like the barbarian so much actually don't I probably shut up whatever I want to stop complaining I'm gonna be happy about life that's really awesome that insta-kill is so good doing that to ogres is gonna be incredible what is it that you do every like eight seconds I can instantly kill anybody lying on the ground do it well just kill this guy I don't need to like what about his am I gonna show you like a diagram you'll see it I don't want to be so I come to the realization that me doing the evasion is not me disappearing it's every enemy wanting to hurt you yeah so yeah there's that when I hit right trigger everybody wants to hurt you know this guy on the ground or maybe he'll just fall kind you're on the ground is that the same thing no I'm look dying already watches ready why not well here yeah blew his head up you're gonna be really happy cuz then here's gonna be something cool that you want random blessing don't know what that does they drink that have we figured out what this actually is no the ass disease thing it's for six rooms what the hell does it even mean I just makes your face look dumb that was a very hard room yeah of this divine shield doesn't it does wear off doesn't it and I think it's for durability according to the top right of the screen no yeah it's poor it's three rooms Hey look look look [ __ ] there's a weak bones thought you're gonna steal that from me there's my roll hit you something made you believe it was you cutting me with your sword yeah well I just wasn't wrong go assassinate this [ __ ] explosive barrel no it seems a little too dangerous assassinate that guy another big chest although that's cool ah you're such an amateur off this insta-kill are you open it well I get all this gold what's this meat cleaver hmm it's really just a meat cleaver yeah do you want it cuz you're like a stealth guy no I mean what does it do that's short no that is this like short daggers it's made for this character are these sandals oh do I try it leather boots it says you levitate over chasms do I do it and I don't know do you have to activate that nope Wow best item in the game that's awesome what happens I pick up your boots uh-huh you die just insta die these boots don't belong to you and what was so good I drank that by accident I thought I was on my magic its top kilo in doc you know what's in there bombs that worked oh yeah you get all the gold because I did it who picked up a majority of that was it me or was it you I believe that belief it was you think it was me you even got the [ __ ] diamond you don't have to worry about that so you do it great we and what happens if I like hmm oh then they throw now that I'm sure I'm glad you're having a lot of fun but could you please kill enemies not having any fun what why didn't I do - if that scares me every time you do that alright I was like you idiot I was about to say you idiot but I was the idiot for not knowing you are kind of an idiot oh I know what it does the ass but it farts when you get hit that explains everything oh really at 4ch really assassinate oh good guys stop throwing knives at me hey you assassinate him have fun we actually like a lot money yeah I know there it is you know you probably would also have the rogue if you had done the jumping thing yeah I know a simple jump yes yes I know you see what I get Oh gasps Oh extra coin is pretty cool do come on I want to be a crab warrior oh you idiot you know idiot and now you've got a crab horn sticking out of your [ __ ] what even is that I'm gonna get this I wanted to be crab guy my guy looks like such a shitty Halloween costume well good luck cuz you're probably going to die over and over again because you can't turn I can roll what do I need to turn for you tell me see we beat the level feel like we're concentrating too much and we're neglecting chat I just wanted to play the game this games fun I'm sorry if chat feels neglected but by the way every time I pick up one of these I get to go yeah I get double money why should I let you pick up all the gold no well I only have eight gold anyway it's gonna take me a while before I get any reasonable amount of gold I'm scared to go over there coz that chasm that's all you well if I go over there I can only attack right oh yeah good so I have to stay over here try to get him to fall down Wow I just took like four billion points of damage you really did it's freaking me out man I keep thinking I can do that too I just almost walked into the gun thinking I could do that too tomorrow tomorrow I want to stream and actually talk a bit talk about moving and stuff today that's just me and remor having fun playing so I figured why not stream what is the other thing scroll of black magic critical hit oh that's so good all right doesn't the crab make me crit more or something it does we should pick that up critical hit damage plus 50% oh the fierce mask yeah oh so I'm just like a crepe machine yes you are really really action that I actually was pretty funny I thought I was falling so I walked forward into the spikes what do I do how do I get by this you have to learn the pattern this place you've run faster I know but I just done scared just do what I'm doing I wish I could do what you're doing I wish I could do it you're doing right now it's turning to my left god I was about to tell you to be careful I'm just gonna happen under fall every time last one it's hard I think we're gonna see another show what the [ __ ] is this creates a magical decoy what there's not like in your spell slot or what oh yeah it is so it's yeah he just makes like it oh that's cool that cost man oh yeah it cost a full mana bar that's prob that's pretty useful oh no come on now please and you even took the damage from it we both walk in at the same time oh we're dead yeah this is this is not good no I don't know how poison works on us though because it obviously doesn't do like five for like five doesn't do damage I don't when we go in a new room I think it hurts us I believe look at the top right that's what I would guess as well it makes sense right came up from here oh this is no matter how much damn I'm just gonna do yeah five damage good time to put this thing down yeah please oh that's so good please tell me it stays there for awhile I think it's however much help it has it looks like they only attack it too so that's really good aside from us both almost being dead and poisoned I think we're doing pretty good I think maybe like I've really wait wait wait wait there's the thing down here too I've that's like the bonus room I don't think I want to go in there those are always like awful let's just take a peek we can always run out it's a yeah you wanted you didn't you wanted to skip this room it didn't have the shop sign pirate sword every kill or destruction get someone gold that seems really good yeah it seems good destruction to plus I have the double I have the double gold as well yeah you can just be a gold monster dude do you have is poison a curse because you can kept this holy water you had enough Adela's we're gonna die just from entering rooms yep we're both going to be almost dead when we into it yeah so we can't get it it's just really bad then oh no no that was fast I'm so sorry I'm dead no I'm not holy [ __ ] my life I hate you what that was you that hit me you're not dead no what well done miss Pauling indeed you come on come on come on I need a seven goals if you have any more of those axes [ __ ] throw em I don't I'm just waiting that my dummy so I can send some people out does it dummy over there go get the dummy oh man I don't have you there was no winning that one that we had really good stuff at the end they're just [ __ ] for that one poison room you walk into that room and get poisoned yeah that poison really screwed us because we're idiots I don't want to lock anything either I don't think go back to an adventurer dude I'm looking at the other classes and see if they do pirate what spoilers retiring I like this class though it's fun yeah sounds great no now hold on a minute hold on a second I'm gonna pretend to be you I'm in Bingen - oh come on look how dapper you look at everything what what does the alchemist even do feel like we're missing something here are you right yeah we needs a hat when you have a freaking mohawk always take so much damage in these first rooms because you get to mow kaki you get you get super cocky and then you appeal I'm down to 60 I'm down to 50 and now I'm like looking I'm looking just die really let them kill us I mean it's at this point what the hell Wow this is the first room Wow we're literally talking about the first area Wow try to drink a potion whoo you guys face you guys looks like Roger from Doug is Roger from done goodnight TC train that's the one shot I've read in the hour I'm done let's like play the game haven't we been doing you've been trying really she really assassin to Michael I got a lot of money well why did I pick up that cherry easy easy easy nope I okay Kelly kill us let's jump off start over no no no no no down to 50 come on well yeah would have knocked him off if you just get on the ground maybe oh my god I'm gonna die I hate these grass levels are you dead yeah you're dead don't worry about it dude you're usually the first one to die every game I always get whatever is in the first chest because you're dead I mean like wait a sec here we're talking about like this is the second room you died in the first room and then the second I didn't die in the first room you're you told me to die and I obeyed your command you pretty much died in the second yes that I get yeah you get the like that I this is usually me you're gonna kill yourself on this chest oh yeah what's I can't I don't even know I have no idea I might miss something scroll of armor that seemed like a really good chest oh you got the extra life thing I just did my magic up there as well did it I guess that's it I haven't seen this before yeah we did wait no no I didn't I need eight people to die you can just leave these guys behind to apparently well they're easy you need eight people to die there's four here instantly yes yeah I mean I guess need three now I mean like those are three can you kill them I've taken one hit yet you would have already died by now okay this is gonna walk off what would you what would you do without me go to bed doesn't seem like a terrible idea I assume this game can't be played single-player yes yes you can I can't play the single-player just seems like easier and probably more fun co-op yeah I I don't think I'd like this game as much as I've I've liked it so far without a friend that what you call me no usually usually I'm your enemy whatever dude insta-kill now got you now got ya how you kill him yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah okay oh he's trying to be cute oh yeah I'm trying to be cute over here well guess what you're not too easy easy easy there's a lot of stuff here oh what's this [ __ ] armor that's what I'm saying easy dragon armor immune to fire and it blocks five hits cudgel I don't even know lusty a sword on the Gladius I took the first Bell damage when I might as well take the next one and it's possible I'll take the armor then all right are we good we friends or good and I look like a dead end work no you look like one of the guys from the Legion of Doom in WWE Roger from Doug joined the Legion of Doom I don't remember Legion of Doom they had those shoulders who else was in the Legion of Doom it's two guys I figure their names were don't I'm not going to get out with it got an achievement executioner I don't know all right can you can you do it no dude won't handle it oh you already did it oh no you're the one with the assassinate well I thought you're gonna throw the vomit everybody sorry oh yeah I'm the long view assassin I like the post and drink sound makes me want a drink very good sound design I'm having a really hard time doing the - I don't know what I'm doing wrong anymore [ __ ] did they think I was running around me [ __ ] wants to kill you so bad oh my god he does I done I couldn't stop that guy alright okay okay I think only thirteen ooh that's just a [ __ ] [ __ ] sword I'm gonna get this thing again the super coin spend coins to get coins coin then I'll let you pick them up then have twenty that's wrong not really it's better than what I have not really can we even know about that one what how did you even get that I had a little scroll oh and a random into it immune to explosions does it have a durability on it nope I think I'm just immune to explosions forever mine was immune to fire so I guess we're both cool now like we can agree on that i okay you're just gonna let me get every single I guess cuz you get the double goal thing and look at me in two explosions where you say that's awesome actually it was really awesome a lot of the times we've died has been because there's so much little [ __ ] laying around you don't give me honors what's that a generation plus three mine I'll take the stupid magic missiles again do you want the room now I have removes all things this is gone we like we have a really shitty weapons but otherwise we're getting a lot of good stuff yeah then we can just walk out of these rooms I don't know why we're actually fighting them all yeah they drop money and [ __ ] gasps I could've sworn these doors were locked before though some of you do explosion so is it be fun I guess once this year the Hamburglar [Laughter] I'm the Hamburglar when he gets to be about 45 years old and he's still of a merry way what a dumb character think about it this is a character who stole hamburgers that's it that's all he was he just watch out for the cameras I'm taking this what does it even do it's a whirlwind as I'm understanding it we're both dead oh yeah whoops we're both dead we're not I'm gonna throw bombs all over me no I mean like we're never going to get across this even after we kill these guys I can try to jump why did you have just Instagram oh because of a oh oh yeah so yeah can we even do this I don't know I don't know I just tried to do it and it didn't work I might have spent in the panicking mill here we go oh yeah you can be careful that's so scary that's unnecessarily scary I don't want to like be near you hitting those either elbow nice nice health [ __ ] loser and the Hamburglar don't you know that was my character all right all right you like these big hammers who still want one I'm a little good I know another spell damage book I'll be taking that lets you remove to all your curses how would you take that you seem to be complaining about car sky so you take that hey no one wants this it I'll take it if you don't want it I don't want it I mean that's a stun uncritical hood yeah you didn't even okay come over here this is mini diamond fires fireballs randomly okay I actually really didn't see that thought I was I really swear to God I thought I didn't make that yeah you I thought you just wanted me to jump back over so I would die too bad none of us has that thing float one of us can destroy shields really easily mind if you did it I have running forever oh you're dead you're dead oh wait wait wait come over here take that thank God that really is Hagel worse odd dude I'm doing 40 damage derma for hit who's gonna who's going for it alright you go for it good luck all the stuff I'm gonna unlock is just gonna like fall on the hole no it's not they actually they made the [Music] I tried I really did try I really did oh [ __ ] you're careful health happy alright don't worry about me yeah haha and I'm randomly slike my mini demons still doing it that's cool don't like dare hamburger lit don't get away that's my hamburger I don't like disgusting disgusting yeah let's go the hamburger who doesn't like hamburgers no that was a chicken that was talking about I would get that scroll for the boss again Lux yeah that's what covers up the ground ooh like that's kind of cool that is really really good I don't know if that's worth eighty four I'd say it is you really want that ax over this like who cares doesn't want damage whatever let's go I mean who cares those eight it's it's but you just let me handle and you do you look goose I can't do me well I'm trying to collect health yeah you can money money money let me help you there alright I'm gonna do it why isn't hurting you because I don't like it it's not a hamburger I need five things to die can we work on that we can't work on that this thing is so slow that's why just didn't jump attacks almost all the time with it you know can I get three kills here yeah we could maybe three of these things die this guy so give me a penny ask of the shoe that beau isn't every time they go for a bow shot I'll hit them hey look who's back I supposed to be immune to explosions why am I getting here photos are you thought I haven't maybe I'm not I'm just crazy you still haven't it isn't a turbulent there wasn't a durability on it uh uh it seems like you still have a lot of health I do thanks for noticing yikes watch out it's pretty good bomb I do say so myself okay don't get poisoned by these losers dude I bet whirlwind it's actually really sick with like with that weapon is it still totally fast yeah unless there's like an attack out of that damage I'm glad I can attack out of stealth Oh insta kill them he's my friend please oh my god I'm getting my ass kicked consult with a sledgehammer like destroy these oh you don't have a sledgehammer I got it I can't do that - anymore I can't do it I don't know where I am I was invisible I'm serious I did not know what I was doing dammit I thought you're right health bar from you being invisible was like a poison dart I'm not doing well in this room I can't I can't do it I'm an incompetent gamer I'm just having trouble with the explosions watch out watch out let me just cut this let me just I'm just gonna slice this guy's throat we're both almost dead again yeah but usually in these first rooms there's a lot of hamburgers that I wish someone hadn't eaten easy let me do it let me let me handle this Claire Claire clear what a Bostonian over here Claire sure where someone would come assassinate these guys I have six health knock them in the air what he's wearing armor so oh yes a shield does that matter how do we get his shield can we know how could we have to do it multiple times I can't I cannot do it anymore at all it's gone it's gone I got it he's dead I don't know okay great apparently I never knew how to do it Oh dick I see what you're doing oh yeah okay Oh Mike no no we're dead major major major I don't have to do I'm gonna die I have to I have to keep running dude it's over it's dead what did you do wait a minute wait what did you do that I'm just I drank the [ __ ] health potion that we're gonna be okay we're gonna be okay keep him over there please please be careful good this guy has always running thank God I had that scroll otherwise it seriously would be over that was some quick thinking all right well now we don't have it for the boss if we see that same boss again here's some can you open that while you're running don't know I don't know I don't think I can yep I can please don't screw this up late please relax all hits seven durability critical chance plus 15 I would pick that up okay there's a ring critical hatch it hit chance plus five percent the Morningstar is you know that is yes and then there's a scroll of random ARMA just grab the armor grab the ring and then go oh you're not immune to explosions anymore remember that as well oh this is a [ __ ] nightmare this is a night this is a nightmare that is the worst disease thing ever you need to be up empty my god I hit I hit you - no okay Joey listen no I'm run guy we were dead the second you got rung the guy let's just go no I actually didn't wanna look at something I'm curious what other challenges need to happen so we can do caster guy battled a jerk a complete a dupe the magic scribbler and left alright so I need to find six more books of magic and I battle mage on looks that's a lot well let's just let's just go well like do it you know my bling all of these achievements are just he play the game and it'll have to hold on wait wait wait wait that wasn't that was a very unlucky outfit I would say yeah right that was a pretty unlucky run yeah I'm get a different outfit how do you unlock these other ones I'll have to like beat the game my guy is as stupid as you could look we're both beavis from babies and but I did we really just do that we both oh wait like I'm gonna be like the witch I unlocked oh that guy from left for dead that says loud pills swine that is named after pills pills meme meme I'm gonna need something to go at this okay Gemma no I don't like this I'm going back to uh I'm going back to the witch the Wicked Witch of the West people are pissed off you're not the Hamburglar guy let's go you know what you're right oh my god you can't be the hamburger because I'm not gonna get the mask again you know what and when you're right you're right oh my can we go I'll be the Hamburglar Stan Marsh let's go like if there's not a chance to restock no chest if there's not a chest in these areas let's just run through and not kill the enemies for this first ones like [ __ ] these guys there's no chest yes they can like this little area area sucks well there goes like half my health no re mo is dead too I do it okay you want to do it again no oh finally that was my chest opening achievement we're dead here you can just ignore him and he'll slowly die wait do we even have to fight these again another day just over yeah it's just and I think that guys have a chance to drop good stuff he's good enough we're getting bold yeah you are fired immunity that's a really good hold its own there's some socks for you let me see so you don't trigger traps and the trigger traps give me that thank god that's like the bane of my existence in this game oh we're off to like already a better start than last time anyway yes we're we're gonna kill these guys are not here already I'm gonna get very much money if that's the route you want to take yeah money hasn't really done too much for us anyway yeah but the one time that we find an item that we want it's not gonna go so well I guess Aires I mean they did drop a lot I suppose I suppose yeah but a lot of them do blink blink blink yeah yeah I'm just gonna get rid of the I get disease to potion why why I would actually like to win one of these is there a benefit to you it like is there a play I have not seen a single Plus idea every time has been a random disease so many enemies just died because they felt it was great watch out yikes oh boy is a big chest in here big big big big big big money big money stay away from me [ __ ] all right he says what a [ __ ] he says what a [ __ ] and anything that what did you just say what did you say I did not know my feet are on fire oh yeah okay what a [ __ ] what a [ __ ] my feet are on fire I dare you to walk near me I want that chicken nugget you want that chicken don't you dare you to come get it did you just fart again no don't hit me listen I will walk off this cliff yeah yeah look at all that cool stuff okay now that we have determined that fire blows things up is chicken down here can you destroy it you're a ghost I can't like damn it I was hoping I wasn't gonna work look at all that money I'm irritated no I'm not look at all this [ __ ] money you're getting irritated okay Jesus more money used not even picking it all up because my shoes are too cool open these open them you it you must get bored in co-op games and like kill me it happens in every game we play like I'm bored now I'm going to like what have you done what did I do I was trying to deal with the look look at this this is great you get another full gold chest I'm I'm very happy for you isn't this gonna revive you I'm killing this guy's we need to kill five more people here we go there we go come on growing old over here come on man I'm I'm so sick of you I can't see who I'm fighting I don't even care yes you do well if it was I saw what it wasn't it was nothing that was nothing it was not really that good I'm like trying to leave you behind no don't leave me really just like how to milk your [ __ ] did what a troll God just told you oh my god made me a lot of damage Bank name it make me bang oh come on [ __ ] can you do your job and assassinate one of these guys I already I just did it to a guy down there haunted in this it goes Shh we talked to him uh when we open this chest everyone's probably gonna like slice it never don't drink out of this remember to kill everything before they grow legs and start punching us okay well I find that offensive what you just did and I find that offensive you took a hamburger from the Hamburglar without even asking is that error and network csync because we're in the ghost room where is the network really d sinking I don't see anything you're talking about I still see you running around I just have like a giant flashing Network desync on my screen can you leave the room yeah can you yeah I'm still seeing everything you're doing I'm swinging right yeah I don't know maybe I swear that what's with the haunted chest did to me it just is like he's trying to freak me out for the next couple of rooms it's just gonna like try and like play mind games on me I got a thing over there just capitalize on it [ __ ] that guy hurts how do you think it is for him probably hurts actually this probably is one of the curses we haven't been cursed yet what do you mean there's curses and there's diseases curses are different there's an achievement for curing a curse as well so every network desync is definitely one of the curses or your network ever distinct it's gone now these guys come to life if you hit him enough I think it's some of the other areas they moved I don't think they always do kind of like the tables aren't always people sure come on snake this guy Michael actually have a lot of gold we need to find a shop about 16 I have exactly supposed to fire balls into your enemies your fire guy you mean you might as well take that if you're gonna be fire man remember you can't get hurt by traps that's this run right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hey I can't get hurt by traps I'll take care of the people over here or at least as many of them as I can Wow okay I can still fall yeah you can I don't want to break this yields I'll fly off the edge watch out and throw axes oh that's that's a lot of axe dammit we're in a bad spot whoo what come on that's a terrible spot Wow I forgot there are traps over here that you didn't have I don't want to be here no you don't you want to get out of here I really need this tool did you just fall off no I got hit by a guy throwing a knife he threw it across the map I can be right in the back of the head oh my god that's what happened no what what yeah oh just keep doing that keep just just just I'm gonna try to knock them in the abyss I'll be able to do that at least like these couple guys come on ow those knives are not friendly knives okay okay just an awkward room I'll try to kill him macho don't don't unnecessarily get killed here just need him be like getting the right spot like right here come on can you like take a step up so he like walks up towards him it's like sprinting at you okay here we go now he's dead I think no no Stan Stan like a Malcom down I could knock him down again just keep him you can't move around cuz he Pat's - you don't hit him when he's on the run cuz I can just pick him up then I'm gonna die I'm going to die if you mess this yeah you don't mess it up thank God I heard you guys say I was looking away heard you guys say oh I thought it was over okay let's see if this how three things need to die it's a couple of Danny Trejo since um you got this watch out watch out for the scary guy kill three people how'd you get full help I got one of those from that chest but 50 - okay that was that was scary there for a bit that's why I Lycidas gaming this game and gentleman watching it's tense ooh 140 holy [ __ ] let the fire immune or no it's that's something entirely different Oh regains turbo Dietrich that's a really good some online blocks all hits that means you can't take damage look at you won't take any damage right yeah if you and that's like a spell I am how much money do you have I'm gonna buy a guardian angel I have 998 look at the mask weak bones do exactly we don't know what anything does exactly in this game I'm gonna assume weak bones means you take more damage really want this it's too bad I'm not money guy this round yeah but one time we actually see things you can buy with money yeah it's too bad you're not money guy let him go up there and then just kind of focus them this is a bad room it's too many uh potential to be the ones did too much potential to be a they're running and try to say they're running in circles and it's not good for us talking with the juggernaut guys I'm the juggernaut [ __ ] hahahaha men that's a lot of axes amid us that was bold mozz it's better than I have I'm fire guy levitation now is that all limitation is that just for what's gonna be that for probably only a few rooms so don't use that unless you have to yeah and don't touch the murky water Hey look at the traps I'm totally fine here okay well I'm not so good luck these guys all have armor they all have it don't they it's annoying just knocked me down very much help yeah and I'm playing a really passive finnstrom how annoying would this be if you didn't have that pretty annoying you're you're getting frisky with these I am yes I am I wish that was health no this is not gonna be good why was that one run that we did there were so many barrel and armor and people we haven't like seen any of those anymore yeah those are like common enemies earlier random random is random as they say nope that was a goblet - you just cost all day for me I didn't steal it you just look at it if you want no I can't cuz we can't go backwards can you not not actually hadn't try now where are you I was picking up coins headless horseman how oh you can't fit there yeah you can't fit there no cheese yeah I'm getting massacred I'm dead well guys hit whoa those guys hit like a truck you can't just suddenly be dead oh yes you can because they do like 10 or 12 damage you hit yes we're good you can't just you can't I wanted to you oh I had one of those gone I forgot about this wow that looks so I'm not lucky I had the gold for it man we live to see another day oh I'm so good at this game like I had a troll face on this want to point that out yes the painting it's better not be like a boss I'm gonna revive you yeah it's probably a good idea I mean assuming there's enemies in this game curse that's a good thing in there better hmm there's these as well and I'll revive me come get it trap room and something we've never seen before at the end good luck I'm gonna keep these guys over here as much as I can these three dudes shouldn't move from this spot hopefully not Oh God new priority sorry yeah he's just jumping there's not much I can do about him come back array and I'm trapped guy ya understand if I can't help that much understood geez man or isn't pretty sick guys I'm sorry there's a lot of people in here this is ridiculous I know some of these rooms are just bonkers with like the traps everywhere and like no room to fight them I'm like so close yeah this guy is just is then ordered there's not a jump to this guy's just killing me Oh Mike don't don't fight him if you don't have to I can fireball him no it's good Wow really I told you just ignore him fine no worse than we were before dude that room was so horrible is it worth it what are they it's not worth it I have fire it's like the fire thing is what was this that's the double Joey thing oh dude we're [ __ ] dead this room's gonna be fine we just have to kill like 15 like we did spoke 20 people in that room and I I just did that yeah I just did that oh no these ogres are the worst I could just get him stuck hit him down there we got some accidentally drank that I said I did a thing he's dead that was it how many more people do you need seven only something I just look at what I found get in here we sought to go back and do like up up up up up top up top that's very hopeful beaker this room is bad this is bad oh this is that this is you're gonna die here I mean this is not before I kill different guys well let's hope you do it I don't know even who to target here because they're all so fast I think I can do this I believe those guys do spawn enemies though so they have to die sooner or later I was an alum Jerry thought oh I got the canyon ball whatever that was oh you already had that that's why you we're getting it done two more I haven't even gotten hit yet still you better kill those two people you better get one kill hey I'm gonna kill the one over here in the book there's so many guys yeah there's like an unnecessary amount of them hmm cuz these things [ __ ] just keep spawning they're so hard to kill when there's this many dudes it's hard to even tell what's even happening on the screen because there's so many people I must have a UH I almost have a dummy I'm going to die come on dummy dummy dummy dummy I'm gonna throw in this corner burger on the left so get out of there there kill the flames cheese did that really just you know oh boy more shield ins oh we got the ogre anytime you want to assassinate these shield guys I'm trying to find opportunities opportunity is now I just got to take it my friend well its got like a 12 second cooldown or something really yeah that's that's that is of course yet maybe this game is designed for like [ __ ] for people decoy in the middle error network vsync there's that again really no that's just distracting enough [Music] oh no good we're coming boy well well I gotta kill 10 of these man he'll charge oh no I was okay I gotta I gotta get rid of that thing before I do anything else because I can go invisible oh no you missed it I know I'm just so scared to even attempt it actually hold on here we go well go hit the dummy you [ __ ] that's it I guess how many things needed a nine ten that did not count the hardest thing to kill did not count oh that's dumb I wish I had something to throw if it's at all possible to keep the can you keep like the troll every way like in like the corner or something if I hang out for one second it's on fire seems to be actually gonna die that's good once kiting around what was my little demon get I got battles okay now this should be a lot easier that is really cool you can just do that see ya and your run speed is like keeping your life - yeah it really is it's great take one bad hit from this though and that was risky between to collect four Souls and might a network desync message I feel like I'm on the lilo field of view three more guys there's like most of them have no health Wow two more guys there we go back to me okay well that was horrible that was that was hard can we go back and do the Iron Maiden cuz if that's gonna give us a bunch of items I almost walked in that hole don't do it I'd have been I had to end it the stream there happened we both just went in that's the jump thing no be careful with that though wasn't there something else back here like healing or something that we can take I don't know what was something called the Iron Maiden I feel like it's a gauntlet and it's not gonna be good you you gonna I can't like see messages there's nothing standing do we hit it I don't know I don't I'm not really scared okay yeah it's a big guy big guy okay well this whatever the sword does it's really good okay I'm gonna play really passive yeah um he's the one who killed do not get touched by that guy okay well hit someone no we could probably change this No oh my god I've really want this message off my [ __ ] screen it wasn't bothering me at first he's actually actually now that I look at it he's kind of an idiot yeah I just got caught up in the other ogre but if he hits you I instantly kill me I just don't want to go near him I'm just gonna fireball him forever yeah definitely do that because if he does touch you you're gonna die he's running hmm extra extra double ebook I was pressing the wrong button a role when he makes like the wrong he starts to run whoa that's scary this is barely hurting him well it's soon enough how much damage is doing 10 11 and then like it ticks for like probably total of doing like 12 well he ends up getting stunned like he like stops and goes a girl ineffective way to leave can you run him into the wall yeah you can I thought you were gonna get by that swipe I'm not taking any risk yeah yeah just don't don't get cocky with this one all right I'm just gonna get out of your way because I don't want to like have you any distractions for you how am I missing him well oh good that's one soul for you well okay what did this do no what's mr. mysterious potion plus 13 damage for every active curse or disease and I have the the network desync curse that's actually crazy that is actually insane so you want a bunch of curses why don't take the potion take the mysterious potion probably give me one nope just cured you of everything no the curse is still there well barring only gets rid of diseases we're in were do a bad situation this way we haven't been in a good situation this whole run wasn't gonna do [ __ ] more [ __ ] we could buy is this the breathe place but it's yeah I don't want that I think we're pretty close to the end of this level yeah this is that horrible room I really hate not being able to see like that part of my screen there's monsters in here quite a few of them two more one more I should think I want to go back and get that uh freeze blade yeah I do Frostmourne yeah it has good range on it I'm just I wait for you we don't have to let's go fell down the hole just kidding there's some noise it makes I just wanted to make you go yeah you have to kill certain amount of people before you get survived we did just hanging out now man I'm just get that solder to hang out hanging out man what does this sword look like isn't there like a Skyrim of the city and sword that looks like this actually everything in a game is a reference to another game nowadays you can't have a game that doesn't have references to other games tell me about little things I'll be back I also picked I this is the end of the level no there you go okay look at the kills and damage dealt for a lot of that yeah I know you were that's what I'm pointing out well don't don't this is it this is a boss without it up I would hope it would be the same boss so we'd know what to do no you know of course not okay of course not so just scope it out scope it out I'm gonna take my levitation wings because you know there's a pit you know just in case you know just in case you know something happens there okay you're ready I guess yeah what's scary it's like a beholder aren't his moves late at plate plate stay for him in here he throws thumbs I don't know what they do I'm scared to go up to them I don't know I killed one already they look like they're asleep right now yeah you might wake them up or something I'm almost dead man kill the pubs for sure I'm dead you're also going to die by the way oh wait I don't know if you know this you're dead what I didn't think he's gonna jump over all right no no this is what's gonna happen here you ready what's gonna happen here what's he's gonna do the thumbs he's gonna do the thumbs and I'm just gonna kill the thumbs and not even attack him get you back if if you can avoid him long enough to my little demon keeps firing at him and he seems to take a lot of damage from fire so I'm trying to like body block him as much as I can fast this guy is I know he just got on me there is nowhere I could go I'm stuck for a second thumps come on dude he's almost dead just just don't die and I'll be able to kill him with my fireballs that's holy [ __ ] how he's gonna die dude you have to hit him one time what look I gotta kill things I gotta kill things so you can come back they all jumps in the hall is you're vibing himself a little lively there's a health so health over here health over here you're gonna be [ __ ] me why okay so you're gonna kill all the little [ __ ] that come out oh man not cool it couldn't be that easy could it why is this so close the cameras so close to me he is up my ass right now I don't know what things need to die 7 those things don't count I think they did now they don't I'm just yeah we went we've learned his patterns he just needs to go oh my god he's gonna shoot me with these stupid ice bolts I'm dead what was there even there was not much time for you to even kill the things that respond him they just all jumped in the hole okay here's here's what I think was happening there mm-hmm those things are all him and that's his health and you have to kill every single one of those yeah well I wish I wish I knew that because if I had killed even six or seven of them you would be able to come back that's too bad well at least we know what he does and who he is yeah that's a shame I just want to unlock a class right when you bribe him like I got the last hit I like put the controller down I was I was like we did it I didn't think that was gonna happen I don't like that man finally we've been playing or I've been streaming for two hours and 40 minutes this games fun man yeah I like thing it's addicting there's just enough stuff that you want on lock I just wanna like beat the game yeah beat it once but let's go you spend like 20 minutes changing hats every time donkey if you can't give the spirit of the first five phone what do 500 should you guys see it does yeah let me get the goal did UK my character has 120% movement speed yeah and that guy was all over me that's why I'm [ __ ] done I couldn't get he started doing the whirlwind and it was like okay I'm in you and and even the levitation trying to get away from him still is just like man I'm quite miffed alright you tried so hard got so fast he would that boss is much different the first boss we we played you kind of can just sit to the left and figure it out we like killed him and it's still which that was not the right encounter we get it wrong so go back to the tree [Music] yeah you know I don't do this but can I do a full gameplay of this on youtube you're watching it just right just strike what does that mean watching it right now critical chance plus 50 he gives you a random blessing for I have it for six rooms what do you get nothing because you gave them at all yeah it's I have plus 50% crit for six rooms kind of cool one of these rooms your favorite I'm gonna like take a million damage in here go go as we get back to where we are kind of fast now yeah we've learned the ways of the land I have to pee so bad I'm gonna hi feel about this I don't care bring them down here so we can pick them up okay now finally this is the room where I'm gonna take all the damage always stat so I'm selling you come down here you just kick them off just gotta get close enough to kick them that almost knocks you off with it yeah I almost did Hamburglar that's a max oh no that's permanently raised by 10 HP you take the Hamburglar and all the gold because you like that and I'll take you take the health guy you know I'll take this health guy and no one will take the murky water okay you're just gonna keep doing that it doesn't I do anything good if this has got to be something good it does has to be right no it doesn't have to be well it's two rooms I'm fine rooms a joke one room yeah this this is the last room what yeah this is a Jeolla fine now would probably a good time for you to do that get out of the way I'm gonna throw bombs in the corner come on give me that triple you have to do this jumping for six rooms ah you'll be all right well then I'll get the assassin guy if I do this probably yes you will get the assassin guy he didn't it was probably a lot easier for you because I just did everything um they didn't you do not just do everything Joe get out anyway well tried to assassinate that guy later the proponent myself oh yeah mm-hmm at least carry it oh okay remember this one this is the one where I challenge is for come on okay this is different yeah it's just pushing room keeps blessing giant strength you grow bigger and stronger yeah I'm gonna get that one that removes poison and curses one is really good but you know I ain't got the gold well I guess I can do this like I'm that yeah it's gonna say drought drink it and fight it out on yeah let's let's bring it home for the boys back home you know let's get really far this one you know what I mean I mean yeah I do here get thrown at please don't throw people at me yeah okay I'm scared hey Chester really sucked there on the bum yeah the way bond part to me other way I'm throwing a bomb I'm not near you I'm throwing a bomb do what you want that would mean it really now you can't play anymore I hit him in zip Darla cocky I didn't even like your jump guy that is also very true one more room of jump guy then I get to play the fun character i want to play the mage i want to play the warlock I don't even know what if they do I just want to be someone different it [ __ ] huh you like dodge you that but it didn't work um that's not really that sir there's a man here yeah I think they take damage from the spikes to do today oh do they I don't know no they do not drink the Merkel morning fine you did once I left didn't you know I didn't I did not tape with you would have accused me of something like that what weapon right I love a meat cleaver yeah I don't really it's too short yeah I'm using the butcher's knife and it's like oh [ __ ] wow that's like get out of the way shiny oh that's really great see what this does no oh yeah don't you have that that one run that we instantly died after you pick to this we instead I don't know don't go destroy all those barrels holy crap what a genius oh wait wait wait wait wait wait don't pick them up I want to buy it I want to get enough for the demon man I'll get I need more gold well I'm terrified to go down here pick up one of those and watch out we're gonna be gonna be safe here here go pick them up after I throw them thanks buddy how much more money do you need three I like that guy holy crap I'm gonna have so much money how much do you hopefully we 122 I really hope we run into that you can't take damage and you'll never die thing yeah you're gonna you're gonna have like an infinite amount of money don't you have the Bandit this run as well or no yep I do I can't tell through stupid Spartan mask I should let you destroy that yeah let me destroy everything that can be destroyed like tree man please destroy tree man and look - I would love to nothing more than to destroy tree limb the tremens kind of annoying good thing he's fighting you step on that guy's head I know I macho tree man's coming which these guys could be knocked down we had like different weapons I'm going back to grab a potion Oh what time is it 1:00 1:30 that's nice I've stayed up in like three weeks well we can make this the last one yeah I've been a good sleepy boy watch out this is bad really bad we have to clear these before this guy maybe he's an idiot he'll jump to his death yeah we need it we need a game plan here okay good [ __ ] Wow Wow you psycho but it worked I was clearly going for the maneuver help you took the risk once and you took it again just get out here run running forever you took the risk twice that was your mistake I will be running for the next 300 rooms is it I don't know if I can can't please the gulp dear you're gonna have I again this bikes again just revive me any for most Souls revive me these enemies of chumps I'll take care of the two idiots that are walking over here till more and I'm back oh he's back baby and we can go at the chest live from New York it's time to not I can't believe I even tried for that chest please do not soccer kick me into the abyss again dude what are you doing that's the most unnecessary like double jump damage ever like you're the [ __ ] ninja in every movie that has to like show off what is this ass potion yeah no thanks let's go man if you were to fall off with your double jump ninja that has to show off and every movie yeah he's like flips and those are cartwheels in the [ __ ] he shows off is kung fu well that's spell damage I'm sure that's the missiles or whatever you take it cuz I'm like [ __ ] running no nice work you still have run man yeah or four more rooms thanks miss Pauling I have two hundred plus gold I hope we find out like a broken ass item that I can put on is it a shop no but there's a big chest in here I don't want to be run man just run over here well it's all I can do oh come on you don't do that to me I'm almost dead I almost want to die no you've been a good distraction don't die right now there's an all new little hell you wanted out well maybe there'll be something inside this chest - please please I'm trying working on a big giant ugly [ __ ] and you're like walking into me Oh see I didn't know you're working on a big giant ugly [ __ ] no you do that in case you die it doesn't matter there's all the drama thing yeah that's probably good for you to get that what's this removes spell damage gives random a curse you know how many more of those did you need longer when I'm taking long sword [ __ ] this I just unlocked the pirate by the way good job Oh we've collected ton of money right okay we ready no no no what are you what's going on GERD oh let's go good for you I need help this is great because we synergize so well no cuz I'm gonna steal the [ __ ] out of you oh yeah oh man what a comeback comeback kid over here that's the end of the level well make sure you heal up as much as you can guys the jaw that I picked up makes you heal instead of get gold so I can't get gold ever again but who needs it when German has like 4 million no I have I can't spend this money no and apparently I did lose max Oh max health is 50 right now you're still picking up the gold anyway that's cool I it's it's exploding on top of me you can't avoid it sometimes now yeah oh yeah sure the crowd I'm gonna give you some Health Avenue here what's weird how hard I'm trying to like not break anything dude that's so it would I can just feed you oh yeah baby I'm good at all I'll put it all in get gold eater and gold maker but I'm scared of this room [ __ ] no no I'm just gonna break these all open for you okay else we're gonna mom max all this scared me what are you okay Carlo oh yeah you want to do what if you want me to do it you have all the gold wait no wait wait wait I have exactly 30 angle do it it'll never be able to use for anything else coins a new weapon oh here we go that really is like the best the best thing the game to get because the who cares it's like seven people it's like a normal room for a whole bunch of items unless you like get the double card first and you suck yeah you what is this weapon I don't know I haven't a chance to look at it fast and short holy [ __ ] and 17 damage only scrap the things best one is a long sword is strong I'm money guy remember yeah if there's an achievement for getting like 500 gold in one run I'm going to get it alright you ready don't like this from already don't stand there just trying to kick knock them on the ground in you and just throw them this guy's got a shield it's broken to jump attacks Burke shields I guess I think we just figured that out yeah that's good to know what is he doing here just keep them over there who knows oh those are some of that we have to crush their heads kind of guys I only have six I think they treat the broken ground as if it's not even there they're like don't want to walk on it yeah i-i'll die if I go over there I've don't ever met felt I could just do this we could just do somebody I'm not against doing this if this is our last run he wants to be a hero when you can just do this you don't know why you'd be in here oh because we have to crush these guys heads okay blues so far crush your head wait I need some gold again nothing else to break another one of these dumb rooms money shop no just a scary random chest I don't know what's over here as soon as you open this we're [ __ ] let's go open this oh my god this jump that's a that's a bottom I did it on purpose don't don't don't there's no reason to do that no cuz I can time it right it's okay I can figure it out easy you ready no no no way I live actually actually it probably is better for both of us to be on different spots what did you just do I messed it up in all those you threw me off Jesus is just a fucked-up room dunno yes there you take them take that walks off hits immunity to poison walked off its immunity to fire it's either immunity to poison our immunity fire I'm gonna drink poison okay I'll take fire you don't want this thing that's 50% critical hit chance like this Oh on 17 km/s fast wings I know I don't know why you so much money is it baby like yeah yeah okay let's go anything up here do we look up there no well let's keep it rolling here's that thing I mean I might as well I have what you having a lot of money might as well just do this a bunch of times I can get a whole bunch of like healing potions yeah can't do it is that one you ready take the mystery know what what was that other one that you picked up I don't even know what that is that's what I had that already it's the giant one I'm waiting for like a boss or something to do that this'll take the mystery one which is basically murky water but has a chance enough oh hey I'm at the chef's room with the bomb guys I'm just bombing themselves yeah just let him kill each other this is great don't gonna attack them just run him into stuff that was okay they're yeah they're seriously all just killing each other I mean I get the theme the theme of the chef guy and there's like a something he's cooking down here why is chef hanging out with all these like mad bombers who knows you're a real psycho if you if you're these guys it's part of so many different of rooms we've still been running into that seemed new in the same areas yeah that's pretty cool this thing do we break this thing anymore I guess not we good we good I guess we're good we good oh wow I just said yeah did you not hear me it's gotta be all red like the boss huh yeah is the boss okay we need to discuss we do need to discuss I have a very short weapon he's very hard to kill um don't fall in the thing I I have the giant potion do you actually you know what you take that that's like the super you're a psychopath damage-dealing thing that lasts Oliver I'm gonna assume it does okay let's go home let's do Adam um I am I'm a big guy you are a big guy being able to fly here it seems pretty nice yep don't have that luxury anymore oh my god you're ripping into shreds thumbs I don't do like any damage he's not even hurting me yet aside the armor no yeah forgot about that I think I just got another partner it comes a thing he's dying he's dying he's dying get ready give her all the things oh that's so much easier knowing like what's happening you know heal up burger oh yeah look at ya yeah once you know don't get pushed in yeah once you understand like what's n plus you have like super I'm a huge guy think it's only a couple more left well that's that dude we won don't mean he's one guy here that was so much easier he's nothing is he I haven't he's dead who this is Ivan we'd never seen this before he ever yeah the other guy didn't do that he dropped me just a regular chest I think I wanna go over here this sword oh all he hits with critical hit I don't think that's even worth it though what's my career chance oh my read these iron boots to Jesus you can pick up the boots these socks are the avoid trips so we're both like trap immune okay dude that's so you can press some does it show you your crit chance yeah crit chance for me is 15 percent limit five percent yeah I'm at 15 it's not worth it I should still just be money guy I mean that's they've been working right there's no way that's gonna work 15 15 percent did you get credibly instantly kill bosses and we said what were you currently using 17 and it's a fast swing that's all it is 17 fast swing can is your items to get your crit up yeah there is in me and mine is 15 I have a 15% chance to probably well even then I don't know man how many times you actually swing and hit somebody to kill them it's probably more than ten times or like eight times right I'm worried I'm gonna be useful everyone's screaming do it let's go when the whole chat is screaming do it as this is like we've beaten a boss before yeah what is it about as far as we've gotten and I really would like to beat this try not to pick those up leave him for health okay boy we're going to traps yeah step on the traps zero zero zero zero zero zero 200 what the [ __ ] is I don't know why what's happening right now I'm like stunlock did that guy he was just doing a bunch of ice this is so awkward c00 Ashley go heal those geysers all that held yeah let's try the paintings just like beating you that's so stupid I look I'm still big for another five rooms but it doesn't matter because I can't hit anything oh my god let's do it a guardian angels oh I would have you get that for sure I picked up the other weapon I apologize to everyone what geez watch out if I had more crit chance 115 we gotta we gotta focus these fell casters they're really really horrible well who the hell is that [ __ ] Skeletor yeah where am I pep talk you're the biggest guy here I know I was like on the ground for so long I couldn't find myself this this is a bedroom these bedrooms that guy doesn't shield anymore at least you have there as a rec thing need be yeah random cursing spell damage I feel like I should take you know what here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna take the curse with the spell damage and then I can rely on fireball for damage and use the crit sword you feel I do feel I don't know what the beggar curse is I think it took away all my gold or something that seems like it matters well I'm sure we'll find that out oh boy I feel like it's better if only one of us is down there we're gonna be knocking each other into the hole these enemies are getting much more difficult Mike how do you actually perform the kick as my kicks it'll get him you have to be very very close and it's just a regular attack oh okay that that makes it a lot easier please tell me please tell me this is a shop because I have so much money be shame if it wasn't it's not it's not it's not at all damn think I did I've shrunk to like normal size I'm not like quite all the way shrunken I mean my criticals hit for like 200 but otherwise I don't hit hundreds a pretty huge number I can't heal the curse isn't letting me do it yeah this is driving rocks yeah I'll be rock guy yeah I guess we can get like infinite rocks yeah you store that pink man oh don't be easy easy when you come in here easy very easy no this is not easy remember those those circular men they explode the circular men want to assassinate somebody but is there any indication of when they will when they die no okay really spawning more of these [ __ ] okay these people are on fire they gonna blow up that thing careful here comes this guy gonna explode that guy Thanks oh he hurt everyone else it's good oh yeah I still have the other angel as well that's a good thing all right don't be a rock guy yeah over here I'm gonna have so many rocks oh whoa what that was an explosive you just took 30 points names you didn't even notice that's an explosive barrel yeah behind that one was an explosive barrel no worker guess this thank god there's nothing in this room thank God there is nothing in this room thank god there's god it's not a shop that was a joke up for a second thing I like wait did he just find something awesome and not want to tell me what are you Roxy yeah 30 currently some of these shrines this is this is a curse so now that I have like way too much money and you can't be healed anymore I think it's time I get another weapon thinks I'm gonna do it ready mm-hmm oh I don't have enough money levitation that was really helpful cool bombers dude I'm such a [ __ ] stupid little useless [ __ ] get on this other side of the room I have two axes okay I have rocks now this guy's not dead to help oh boy that's not cool I'm dead I'm gonna go not though here fine does I mean I lose Mike well well well they kill each other that guy is where do you see how many enemies are being spawned right now No that was insane these guys with the eyeballs can kill everybody they do like the big gluttony bi I really need like some crit chance shop hope so expensive shop no it's not expensive got an achievement for you buying everything yep I still have more money than I know what to do with I no longer rocks dude man rocks are pretty good III can't even these things just shooting random - how much money do you have 388 ready I hope we find something that costs 400 you can't afford it well let me assassinate that guy nice I really should not have taken this sword by the way you're gonna be right he hit us both yeah he did wait wait wait wait wait wait wait don't watch don't touch him don't touch him don't touch you any of the money I'm still cursed that said it removed curses how cursed am i bad at the kiss I didn't do anything drink that murky water you'll feel better feel like we're getting closer to the boss man yeah it's time for me to get a new weapon this weapon is very weak in comparison that's time for me to get a new weapon I need one more than you do we both we both need weapons pretty desperately at this point because our synergy doesn't work anymore and I don't do damn it let me you don't pick him up anymore I need more rocks always need more rocks what job is like a weird Count Dracula enemy that we haven't seen yet which I thought you were an enemy you kind of look like them gotta do the turns of bats I think it's a one curse that way what's up gold that can't be removed another shop come on another shop a shop another curse remover is it matter for you at all that's poisoning diseases area I swear the other one was curses [ __ ] this is not good actually no it's okay we can walk over things hit him here's to hoping there's a different weapon in there yeah I would agree that guy wasn't dead that's dumb okay let's see what's in here yeah a different weapon is really good that was a really good weapon I wish I could pick up killing enemies steals health jeez duplicates a random item near you whoo-hoo we get two of these swords all the other [ __ ] off the ground dude there's this bomber man and they bomb immunity armor and what else is on the ground over here serious bomber man looking at Ninja Turtle or is there anything else over here no it's just the X or are we gonna get two we're gonna get two of these right yeah oh wow wowee-wow-wow-wow all right so you need to kill six dudes okay kill six dudes also how many homes do you have Li three maybe using them right now remember you're immune to explosions I'm like double immunity I do Oh holiness this is like the worst room we've seen yeah it is leave three to die but like these are the three hardest enemies ever wow that's a lot of Hertz I'm frozen go back to me frozen again you can't dig watch out you can't hit those guys you will freeze this is bad actually no it's good for me what are these exploders bomb people we're these teleporting and losers they teleport yeah yeah yes that's that's how I describe them I can't believe I'm still cursed this feel thing is incredible by the way every time somebody I kill somebody I get three health sounds pretty good I'm dead how many need to die 10 I can't believe I just did that I just rolled over like whatever bombs were happening well I don't know dude I'm kind of like indestructible at the moment so I want to also be indestructible kind of what so everything's scary oh I can I mean to those you should be able to kill eight pretty easy just want to stock up on whatever is in here they could there we go exactly it was like a little potion well remember it's in there yeah oh god oh god that is real bad this is really really bad can I leave nope did you have a levitate or something no this is that's unavoidable damage I can't go anywhere maybe it runs to the other side if you run across real fast and don't get hit by anything or frozen at all but I wouldn't risk it no anymore - I got them all this is the hardest enemy here is just one more oh my god I'm revived thank God dude because I yeah I'm dead yeah that is coming across the whole map for oh boy that I don't want to run across and but I have to I can't kill anything with this weapon this it all comes down to this baby oh man what if I like shot you in the air when you're oh yeah you got it you got to get this item it's too good and you get the health - it wasn't up here always back down oh yeah I do have a double jump I forgot yeah I get that thing I think is disgusting wasn't this also the run we decided I was going to be health guy I only 50 health I think we did decide that at some point but planes change okay good luck watch out for the watch off with a shake and push the chicken in see ya that's it as the only enemy in here I'm going to stay how do you get over here what over here you gotta go down and then it over I guess wow I'm so glad I had double jump it still need nine watch out bombs bumps you're alive again oh you're alive no I need seven oh oh oh oh oh oh ow ow yikes for there's so much [ __ ] going on now yeah four more and I get to come back my things my uh my things are just attacking people thought about that one more alright let's go yeah eat [ __ ] something tells me we're probably getting close to the boss yeah we're at a boss saree shop I mmm doesn't even cost him well let's open this first yeah I didn't that episode me healing potion that's good all right I guess we're spinning it I mean there's a satanic symbol on there and maybe we'll get the you yet you can be super strong maybe we'll get the satanic symbol and that means that we become powerful no that doesn't look good no it doesn't no it does not look in the chicken just play it safe don't be a hero dude you know playing it safe was was not spinning the wheel but there was a chest on there was a chest on there yeah no I mean come on no you're denying that we could have rolled a chest I don't care why there has to be like 30 do they all have to be at like half health why can't one of them just be dead instead nice work oh thanks miss Pauling why do you think I'm doing nice work here why do you keep saying that because that's my sub sound miss Pauling tells me nice work as this falling is some to me like 200 times she loves me I spin again we would we'd siddhim spend it all [ __ ] day until we got the chest yeah oh boy that's new teleports you to the edge of the room you take it I have a spell I like my others but well test it I just wanna see what it looks like you don't do it visit whatever while I'm looking at yeah it is I don't know that is really kind of sucks yeah but I have a lot of plus spell damage I know you know what [ __ ] that I know I'll do that into into a cavern leave that on the ground where it belongs that that's just that was just there's nothing I can do about that no I would pick it up and my guy did his automatic shot oh I know that's a boss or something that's about what I expected to happen you can't pick those up once you have all these out there's we win you get to come back revived believe I believe it does great great stuff new area no boss yet yeah what's the plot we had they they killed our friend and we want revenge what was his name I don't know I don't read them manga I'm coming assassinate people I'm trying to heal by getting the kill you're preventing me from doing the thing I'm supposed to be doing all right help you know who to kill first no you took care of it I was just unlocked by you I like it these curses suck bad [ __ ] 50 health can't do the coin healing anymore types 637 gold I can't even do that curses removed oh that's [ __ ] great for you dude Thanks Oh stupid I can't pick up money to even pick up money and be careful here because one of us is gonna get a stray bullet like from one of us yeah go one at a time very frank doom these guys blow up when they die oh I have to come don't don't think too deep into let you just said and the inflection oh you know that was not me that was all you this is a bad bad bad room thankfully I just owned that guy kill him before he gets over here quickly quickly quickly don't stay too long over there geez I'm gonna I'm 17 else do the Guardian her new bad room bad room I'm gonna go across I'm going all the way across let's go all the way across we can we can just choose them dad but I've gone slowly back what the [ __ ] is venom doing here I'm gonna have to do that oh wait wait wait yeah I'm a ghost I can I can push him yeah just push him that guy walked off on his own I didn't do it I'm sweet in there I was all I was done with standing there swinging why did you jump over cuz I was oh [ __ ] dude because they were all behind me and I had to jump warn me like that that's how the run is over yeah ah that's it that's the last one I have to go to bed I'm like I'll play more another day this was fun but how he's just I had to jump there's nowhere to go man jump yeah I don't understand you had to Joe you had to jump to exact like not the top or the bottom of that thing you had to jump into the middle where I was swinging I get it sorry hey why did you die you shouldn't have died why not because I had 17 health I couldn't pick up money and I had 50 health max well why did you get the thing that made so you can't pick up money that was a mistake
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Channel: Ster/Jerma Stream Archive
Views: 8,237
Rating: 4.8688526 out of 5
Keywords: twitch, ster, star_, shtur, stream, Ster/Jerma Stream Archive, ster and jerma, ster rampage knights, jerma rampage knights, rampage knights, pc
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Length: 218min 42sec (13122 seconds)
Published: Sun Sep 02 2018
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