Stephen Calls Bruce Willis A Liar... MISTAKE

>> Stephen: YOU'RE ONE BIG ACTION GUY, ONE SOME OF THE BIGGEST ACTION GUYS IN THE WORLD. A LOT OF ACTION GUYS LIKE TOM CRUISE SAY, THEY DID ALL THEIR OWN STUNTS. DO-- DID YOU EVER, LIKE, BACK IN THE DAY, DID YOU DO YOUR OWN STUNLTS. >> OF COURSE. >> Stephen: REALLY? >> YOU HAVE TO. >> Stephen: LIKE BARE FOOT ACROSS THE GLASS IN DIEHARD AND THAT KIND OF STUFF. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: WHY DO YOU NEED TO DO THAT, WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THAT, NO OFFENSE. >> FOR THE AUDIENCE, FOR, YOU KNOW-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: FOR THE AUDIENCE. I KNOW, OKAY, BUT YOU DON'T DO IT ANY MORE, I ASSUME. >> OH NO, I STILL DO T I STILL DO IT. >> Stephen: ARE YOU 60 YEARS OLD. >> 60 YEARS OLD THRK YEAR. >> Stephen: I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE YOU STILL DO YOUR OWN STUNTS. >> WELL, I FEEL THAT I-- I WOULD LET PEOPLE DOWN IF I DIDN'T DO MY OWN STUNTS. >> Stephen: OKAY. SO I GUESS YOU DO YOUR OWN STUNTS, THEN. (LAUGHTER) I DON'T-- I MEAN WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT A MAN WHO SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME LYING DOWN ON THE JOB THESE DAYS, DOES HIS OWN STUNTS, PLEASE TAKE THAT WITH RESPECT. I MEAN IT WITH RESPECT, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT. >> DON'T BELIEVE T HUH. >> Stephen: NO, I DO NOT. >> NOW THAT'S A PROBLEM. (APPLAUSE) >> I'M OUT FROM-- COME OUT FROM BEHIND THE DESK. (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: YEAH. >> HANDS IN POCKETS. >> Stephen: YOU WANT TO GO? >> IT'S ALREADY BEGUN. >> Stephen: YOU LOOK TIRED, BRUCE. LET ME GET YOU A CHAIR. >> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, WILLIS. (APPLAUSE) >> COLBERT! >> Stephen: I'M GLUTEN FREE YOU SON OF A BITCH. >> ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) . >> Stephen: HOW DID YOU GET SO STRONG, YOU MAGNIFICENT BAS TARD? YES, YES! >> YIPEE KAYA WILLIAM FAULKNER. (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU. >> I. >> I DON'T DO MY OWN STUNTS. >> Stephen: SON OF A BITCH. OH, THAT ONE HURT. >> Stephen: BRUCE WILLIS, EVERYONE, MISERY AT THE BROADHEARST THEATER THROUGH FEBRUARY 149. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

Channel: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Views: 23,917,183

Keywords: The Late Show, Stephen Colbert, CBS, Dave Letterman, The Colbert Report, Late Show, celebrity guests, celebrity interviews, celebrities, late night, late night talk show, talk show, skits, bit, monologue, The Late Late Show, late night show, david letterman show, david letterman, the ellen show, the tonight show, tonight show, sketches, comedian, impressions

Id: rgUvhNlGV0s

Length: 4min 21sec (261 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 11 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/Jazzremix]

Using "William Falkner" is the cherry on top.

[u/Damn_Dog_Inappropes]

Bruce Willis being 60 makes me feel old. Damn.

[u/Theklassklown286]

Damn that was surprisingly well done.

[u/drdownvotes12]

This is like an Eric Andre Show bit.

[u/nuclearbiscuits]

Pure gold.

[u/[deleted]]

Reminds me of that time when Captain Kirk fought Captain Kirk in engineering.

[u/EggTee]

Lol'd so hard at the last stunt at the end there. Funny.

[u/TheJudgementIsDeath]

I was convinced, until the stunts started. Funny funny.

[u/FyReFlyeDash]

Where were you when The Late Show became WWE for a night?