Stealth Camping Disguised As Construction Worker

hey guys welcome to camping with steve today i'm disguised as a construction worker because there's a lot of new construction in this residential neighborhood that'll help me sneak a whole lot of gear into a city park behind some homes under development so let's roll nobody should suspect a thing because there's workers all over this place and uh nobody thinks to come up and ask a guy with a wheelbarrow if they're camping or not [Applause] so okay we got some porta potties here so that's awesome news we got a good path behind here with some trees which is where i want to go there's some roofers there so i'm just gonna act like i'm doing something for the trails here my best disguise i'm gonna start picking up some garbage and there's a good trail here so i'm going to see if i can get this wheelbarrow in there and pick up a few more pieces of trash looks like some pretty good woods in here this will do just fine not worried about the roofing crew because they're busy on what they're doing they get paid by the bundle so they're going as quickly as they can without worrying about little me drag the wheelbarrow in a little further here i'm gonna just walk around and explore that oh boy well if i haven't found an existing stealth camp this is uh obviously some kids just set this up to hang out here so i got a seat tonight that's awesome i'm gonna slowly get that wheelbarrow a little closer and uh get this hi-vis stuff off once i'm in the woods here and then we'll go into camo mode got the wheelbarrow over here i'm just gonna cover things up a little bit obviously this place is gonna need a little bit of cleanup that's okay i'm assessing right now if it's hammock territory or not this kind of looks like not because there's a lot of dead trees and um i've got enough stuff to rig something up but time for step two because the hardest part's all over i can just sleep on the ground here i'll be just fine oh yes oh that's good pilsner fantastic those homes under construction are not going to be the problem what will be the problem is that walking trail so before i get too comfortable i'm going to try and uh cover me up a little bit here so that i can relax because we're coming up to prime dog walking hour so now i just sit and wait one of the benefits of this time of year is it gets dark so early um we probably got an hour and a half of daylight left and sounds like the roofers are just packing up so as soon as i'm sure they're gone i can get out to the trail and see just how obvious this is and i hope it's not very obvious time to go for a little tour and see just how blatant we are that's awesome aside from the table that was already there i can't see really anything and i'm probably 20 feet away perfect oh is that ever sweet can't see a thing i love this camel cloth i'm gonna use this break in dog walking traffic to sneak back into my fort for the night can you see it yet there we are this is awesome i normally feel a lot more exposed than i actually am so it was great to get out and check that out i'm still gonna sit down and not stand up too much because this netting only goes up about four and a half feet and when i stand up i can see people on the trail now if i can see them they can see me if they look hard enough or if i'm moving too much so we'll just hunker down here for a little bit then i'll start some meal prep the one issue i will point out with that costume i wore is that all that ppe was brand new and anybody in construction knows that real ppe is beaten up like that old cone there it never gets replaced and the only reason you're wearing all new stuff is it's your first day on the job or you don't work very hard or you're a stealth camper trying to act like a construction worker so i really wasn't trying to fool the construction workers they're busy they don't care it's the the folks that wouldn't know the dog walkers they're going to see somebody in the vest and say oh he probably belongs here so it worked for what it was intended to i'm going to sleep under the stars tonight another thunderstorm i'd like to see that pedestrians have passed and i'm going to saute some onions with uh you know the one pot bandits at it again i'm gonna do spaghetti won't quite be mom's spaghetti but i found these uh finely chopped tomatoes all the best things in life come with a pop top i'll get this sauce kind of watery then i can just throw the spaghetti or angel hair pasta into it and it's time i got this pizza sauce too because it also had a pop top oh yes i think everything is going to be all right we've got the sauce on hold for now it's all mixed up and ready to go as soon as i want to eat which won't be for a little bit here so it's cooling down tonight quite uh a bit it'll be below freezing probably around 30 fahrenheit minus one celsius so time to throw it out of the jacket in the future i won't be able to camp here those buildings are all under construction now so nobody can see me but if that was full of good wholesome god-fearing families looking down on me camping here quaffing fine german pilsner um the switchboard of the police station would be jammed so we're just gonna enjoy this fleeting moment of time before this all becomes more suburbs cheers everyone the sun has set and it is darkening however there's this little trail that i want to go poke my head down it is about a hundred foot wide strip of trees so we'll see what's on the other end of this just a lot of future suburbs here transit center and it looks like a full moon coming up tonight we're right on time that's awesome friendly little moon will provide us with a lot of light so we don't have to use the flashlight as much just perfect home sweet home all right time to go we've got uh propane and butane mixture here which is a good thing because it's so cold right now that this if this is actual just pure butane wouldn't burn so we'll get this warmed back up again oh yeah doesn't that look stable i am going to require my spice package in here spices salt and sugar smells like italian spice already because that's heating up time to set up the bunk gonna be a cozy night the sauce is as boiling as it's gonna be so dump this in and really hope for the best it's what we do here hope the best uh back in the day i didn't call it stealth camping we just used to go to the bush in the city wherever we could find it and have some beers maybe a little fire and we called it the spot or the watch or the cliff or whatever we found um the pines and we always have these spots like this and it's like the city version of a bush party i guess dump in some pre-cooked meatballs oh yeah oh i can't wait tasty tasty tasty perfect spaghetti meatballs parmesan here oh take the whole chunk of course i have to say cheers to all of the good folk i wish were with us here uh enjoying step twos and homemade pasty beside a construction zone oh wow i got to do this more this one actually worked out really good and of course thanks for all the folks that have given cool comments uh followed along stood up for me for the trolls and yeah i just kind of do this weird stuff of course and i just happened to notice on my phone we've hit seven hundred thousand subscribers so thank you for everybody for subscribing of course uh all seven hundred thousand of you and there's gonna be plenty more of this stuff coming [Music] all right i think it's about that time uh crawling in here under the moonlight and um yeah just right here on the tarp i think these are gonna be good shut this off here we'll see you guys in the morning good morning there is no better sleep than under the stars or at a very fine hotel this sleeping bag did the job and kept me warm but the ground wasn't very fluffy so i had to roll around a bit through the night but i've had worse sleeps than that that's for sure it's so awesome these chairs were here perfect just boiling up some water in the pot to try and clean out all this old spaghetti stuff and i'm gonna do a pretty thorough cleanup here try to make it look as good as possible and yeah the beauty is like there's so little pack up wheelbarrow and walk right out there's no they've got their limits and they're ripping it so you can see where things are going i'm just going to build a whole fort out of these one day get things mostly packed up here just doing a clean up but oh somebody threw used on the ground these things are all over the place nice thing about the wheelbarrow i can sure pack a lot of garbage [Applause] time to get back to reality just in time the roofers have showed up and they're noisy right on we are ready to go goodbye camping spot uh [Applause] right on that was a good success now just gotta quickly use the restroom and then we're out of here [Applause] yeah perfect we're off to go see if the car is still where i parked it right on i don't want to jinx myself but i think i got away with it if you like these videos um please don't be shy to subscribe and uh follow along because i'm not stopping anytime soon and uh thank you everybody for watching and the comment but uh get this packed up and go find some breakfast somewhere [Music] i really don't like mcdonald's but they're having monopoly right now so i can't resist hi there reminds me we're gonna get free today oh hey uh could i get two um blt mcmuffin meals okay what's this um one of them will be an extra large earl grey tea with two milk and one sugar okay and the other is a extra large coffee with two milk and one sugar would you like to upload today these uh sunglasses one of the nose pieces fell off of it um okay thanks a bit of coffee so it's it hurts a little when i wear these glasses things could be worse i suppose please collect number one okay thank you all right all i really wanted was the uh teeth however they put mcdonald's monopoly pieces on all the breakfast stuff okay this has absolutely nothing to do with camping but thanks for watching everyone um gonna have a halloween special coming for next week and um of course uh i did get some suggestions for like a savory entree type of main course halloween theme thing but uh please give me your suggestions for for those types of things because there's tons of desserts you know like things shaped like mummies or you know spooky stuff but uh there's not much for like you know the main dinner meal that's halloweeny you know i found a few kind of elaborate things like you know zombie fingers and stuff like that or a hot dog wrapped up with uh pastry so it looks like a mummy but if you guys got any suggestions i would love to hear them because we are doing the um doing the halloween one next week um just closing in on a location for that but i got a pretty interesting shelter so uh um cheers guys uh looks like my food is coming here i don't want to get poor fella on the camera what was your order uh it's two of the uh blt um mcmuffins yeah all right thanks a lot have a good day thanks yeah i hate getting people on camera without their permission or anything for them even knowing so um uh thanks for watching everybody um give me those suggestions and better get this food home to beautiful wife and then i'll edit this and just start the uploading process so see you guys next week

Channel: Steve Wallis

Views: 1,036,095

Keywords: camping, stealth camping, steve wallis, hunker down, step 2, disguise camping

Id: _0NpNAJHSuA

Length: 22min 32sec (1352 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 21 2021