starring Jerma985 as Spamton G. Spamton

oh [ __ ] i can go this way his trash house the door is locked is that just is that trashy's house i would assume probably is buy queen clean the most popular cleaning flavors clean clean made of 100 acid hey every it's me everybody's favorite number one rated salesman 1997. freddie that's right experiment whoa [Music] hey looks like you're all alone on the late night all your friends are abandoning you for the slime yeah you are tails gone down that uh drain the drain let me get a goddamn garbage can well i've got a special deal for lonely hearts like you if you've lost control of your life then you're just gonna grab and buy those silly strings oh why be the little sponge who hates a tough one in the night life when you could be a big shot big shot a big shot that's right now's your chance to be a big shot and i have jet the thing you need that's [Music] hyperlink blocked all you have to do is show me your heart-shaped object you're a lightner are you a lighter you've got the light why don't you i i want to show you what you showed me shortly don't you want to be a big shot spamton he wants to make a deal but don't give him your money frederick kroger there's nothing wrong with having a nice splurge every once in a while hey hey i've never seen a heart-shaped object like that before my eyes are burning like dvds of any movie are that right i have a very special deal for you kid not interested wrong answer wrong try again eat local singles straight from my congratulations you are the 100th visitor click here to die okay let's make a deal here in business you need to say you're interested all right tell me more that's the attitude you little slime deals like this only come once in your ant size rapidly shrinking life stanton flash is an award-losing smile believe it or i used to be a big shot the biggest shot but now i need a little generosity didn't say don't give him money it said don't give him money that's right and i don't mean money i'm a salesman i was never ready for the money enlarge yourself i was only ever in it for the freedom make your own deals to call your own shots and sometimes in the morning a little hyperlink blocked again sounds good doesn't kid don't you want to be just like your old pal take the deal i don't think i i don't think i would no i'm gonna take the deal take the deal now that's what i'm talking about you got guts killed that's discomfort and abdominal pain in my guts and we can win wild prices don't worry kid i will give you deal insurance only for low low price of a thousand kromer an awesome price an absolutely terrifying price which is so low everyone not everyone i know is dead [Music] i'm not gonna buy the insurance what you don't have enough wacky snacks kid you're killing me please stop telling me i'll give you another deal press f1 for help congratulations what all right deal don't worry kids i'm an honest man i just need your account details and the number on the back of the card and you can enjoy a thousand feet over i refuse what you don't need it that's a real big shot move kid you're like me desperate we know what we want don't we wild prizes hot single 100 customer and most of all will you take the final deal remember this is up to you i won't force you i'll take you and a deal's a deal pleasure doing business with you kid now on to the next step i'll be waiting at my homemade store front sight in the trash area closed for repairs come alone and don't forget to like and subscribe for he's in the trash house yeah he's in the trash house we gotta go to the trash house now don't we it's a dumpster it looks like there's a pillow inside the poster is torn revealing a faded one underneath big shot autos take a ride around town and are special the rest is cut off i loved that guy that guy was awesome okay i want to go visit yeah i want to go visit the trash guy funny little guy was looking for you to the west he was muttering something about deals i know what that way is door is unlocked i'm going in hey it's me scrapping cheese let's make a deal okay about you i used to be another girl about the email guy and now i'm [Music] this amazing transformation you too can have a communion where with uh soon i'll even surpass that damned clown climbing around town the clown of the town but i like him i'm gonna shoot for the sky he gets on the path to the big one okay so i'll i'll i'll i'll get some i'll get i'll get ow [Music] speaking of communion chris did you know that's a night no i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i didn't mean to too many excess vacation days take a goddamn vacation straight to hell [Music] you and me are already friend request has been accepted we don't need anyone else we don't need easels or crts we don't need any man woman or child at half price you don't need mike like chris don't believe anything you see on tv the man's a criminal i tell you are crippled okay what about our deal [Music] i knew you'd come here on a saturday night after all you want to be a big shot but how how can you be listen listen get in get over here yeah in the deeper blissful queen's mansion a great deal is waiting for a little bit of time nobody only a limited time only a heaven piercing workout ready body signed by the classics you've come to expect only enough of 1997 copyright we're gonna make sure we put that there chris that little nipper is our one-way ticket to make you big make it me big before you know it we will be taking a ride around town on our special gun guardiro [Music] vacationing in burning acid while you soak in the hybrid but chris don't breathe yet the way it's locked by high quality encryption you will never get inside wait look here those balloons are you the one thousandth customer as a commemorative ring i will let you buy kegen from me at the low low price what do you think it's such a steal i'm fine [Music] myself i'm [ __ ] myself take this deal and you will die it's that good [Music] buy the keygen from me unlock the basement and get that empty disk okay fear what are you afraid of according to encyclopedia of being afraid there's nothing to fear except can anyone hear me help help what no i didn't hear anything just now but it sounded kind of like they were talking to you [Music] buy key gen from me and go to queen's mansion what go by myself chris no the man inside the men inside would i buy it oh my god [Music] oh oh i got it for seven bucks should i get more of these potions stop stop using scam scam scam scam whoa whoa whoa stop getting scammed what are you talking about all right run away get more potions should i [Music] poison oops okay was that sounds like a force field powering down all the one upstairs what the [ __ ] i wasn't ready for this [ __ ] i'm using the controller what the [ __ ] i i i didn't know that was gonna happen i have the dumbass controller in my hand i can't you can't spin with the controller okay i'm gonna have to use the key what am i gonna do with that one d-pad no i'm gonna use the uh i'm gonna use the probably keypad arrow keys all right let's go arrow keys all right i'm ready arrow keys trapped here until i get out i gotta get it down [ __ ] i don't know why when it comes to like things that spin it inverts itself in my brain if i have to like scrap around left to get to right it's almost like i have to go right to get to left it's like it's reversed in my brain same same yeah i'll say yeah i know thanks and let's go [ __ ] hell it's that's the going left and right i'm not gonna be able to do this all right these predictions are not gonna happen as fast as these attempts are gonna be i'm going what the [ __ ] i did [Music] there's nothing interesting there's nothing interesting there's nothing interesting nothing i think there's gonna be a screamer in one of these there's something shining inside the old machine do you take it yes the empty disk was added to your key items a data disk from a strange machine didn't someone want this i'm gonna bring it back to oh god this is gonna get weird let's go bring it let's go bring it to him and see what happens here i have a feeling this is gonna be as good he's gonna freak out i'm going to give him the data disc and he's going to be like all of a sudden you can start here and like that's how you know like here it comes like toby fox is going to give you a banger i'm going to go in the inventory here it comes i'm going to put it into oh yeah you brought the disk enter buy oh you should have done that give disk you did it a little wormy you brought me the disc oh mama i could feel that smooth taste already now chris don't be greedy hand it over give me this then we will transfer my [Music] then chris after this very very important go back and put the disc back where you got it do that and you have my special guarantee i will pass my savings onto you every big every shot every ah all yours chris so what do you say big shot good morning if you consent to the terms and agreements our stories permanently closing down finally i knew you would chris here i go oh so he's in the disc that was the worst noise so wait he's in the disc load a strange you can feel it smiling in your hand okay here we go there's a slot for a disc insert the loaded disc yes put the disc into the broken down mechanism nothing happened tapped the mechanism nothing happened shook the mechanism you hit it you kicked it nothing happened oh god do i feel good here i am [Music] i don't have to be just a puppet anymore oh so i thought when it streams why am i not big enough [Music] i just need that little soul you have [Music] here comes chris you have friends why don't you tell them about my three for one special today the whole family can take a little ride around someone left their souls lying around whoa it's a charge shot oh [ __ ] okay here we go chris oh what was that big shot just now oh i'm so proud of you i could kill you heaven are you watching it's time to make a very special it's time to make a big shot let's go everyone snapped wires isn't this body just i got this this is a [ __ ] banger gotta go up let's go three times the firepower two times the water power and best of all flying head i get it we'll turn those schmoes and dave into rose and graves oh god bring it on come on don't you want to be part of my beautiful heart or did you need a little special toy i don't think i should shoot him i don't want to shoot him stop shooting him snap all you gotta do is go big are you serious it's for you all right again that's calling chris my heart by hand my eyes look at my nose look at my mouth uh we gotta do pluck juice everybody take a butt piece go [Music] again all right only like four or five more times and that's it let's go come on [Music] all right i'm gonna fight eighty percent come on all right let's go f1 for help oh [ __ ] it's for me hey hey hey what's he doing is it healing smells like rotten glass get those [ __ ] wires cut now whoa oh stage lights are shattered he's almost there this is it snap it he's right there help [Music] help that's it [Laughter] it's over i win that's it yeah i'm gonna snap the wire on him and then see you later spare that's it i win that's it yeah came over i went get out of here you're gifting me freedom my freedom [Music] the greatest [Music] myself oh god he's just dead that's kind of sad [Music] it seems after all i couldn't be anything more than a simple puppet but you three you're strong with a power like that maybe you three can break your own strings let me become your strength got deal maker oh i liked him i actually liked that guy a lot so if we're gonna do that then we might as well get ready oh how are you how are you doing it's it's so wonderful to see you okay i'm ready i'm ready to voice act i'm ready to be a voice actor for god's sake okay here we go and this is normal here we are how are you good to see you again good to see you little [ __ ] okay i'm ready

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Length: 24min 0sec (1440 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 07 2021