Stardew Valley as Vines (and an Unus Annus moment)

[Music] hey siri call us daddy i don't see a father in your contacts [Laughter] i would i just got too much to do tonight remember these signs you guys vomiting oh wait darryl no they're put gerard back that's dope i was so that's how you eat a banana oh hi thanks for checking in i'm still a piece of garbage [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] a heartfelt ending to this vine when dad that's right i'm home [Music] it's britney [ __ ] ex girl give it to ya [ __ ] wait for you to get it on your own extra [ __ ] you chris is that a weed no this is a crayon what's your emergency so you guys coming on my party who you guys it's just me oh what up you going ian what are you doing i'm making holy water how is that making holy water i'm boiling the hell out of it [Music] that was majestic look at the buns on that guy this is the comedy police the joke's too funny i'm not going back to jail kylie jenner to the foyer i have a little surprise for you okay you know what you're in timeout get on top of the fridge get up this house is a [ __ ] nightmare arthur get out of the tank get on my dad get out of the [ __ ] tank i have your dad not my dad i am your dad get out of here i'm in a tank so you'll do it yeah man i'll kill him for how much how about 30 30 grand uh you know it's huge uh you want to start playing your best baseball towards the end of may [Music] toss me my keys i thought you said christmas tree why the [ __ ] would i say christmas tree this is my uh message to jesus so hey gg what's up man how are you dear diary today i couldn't find my diary so i'm writing this on both of my kung fu panda 2 dvd we actually have the chip reader now oh yeah oh it's not going to work with that kind of transaction completed hey yo cut the music cut the music somebody left the ice cube on the ground and melted and now my sock is wet who the [ __ ] wanna [Music] [Applause] mom the ceilings are collapsing honey you're on the tv stand oh no and i realized i've left the wontons in guys my name is alex uh my favorite animal is probably jurassic park uh i love homework and i love hitting the name hey let's make this toast out to jesus christ for dying on the cross for us to jesus making copies move i'm gay in the workplace being gay just has its perks all right let's tell each other secret about ourselves i'm gonna go first i hate you thanks for coming over to play this is my older brother tim what's up i've googled boobs he's the coolest guy in the world i know [ __ ] this [ __ ] boy [ __ ] it you have any experience with children yeah i chill all the time no like a baby i was one of them son why didn't you mow the damn lawn oh i don't know maybe because i don't give a [ __ ] it's my boy why do people name their kids after months like what's next years in 1994 you better shut your [ __ ] right well i guess that's the way it works smoking kills boys so does talking [ __ ] sister helen hey [ __ ] you wait bill rick from high school rick dan do you know what's in those if you eat enough of those they'll probably kill you really yeah okay [ __ ] hi me five cents i paid 250 for this [ __ ] orange juice is there anything to eat at my house nope when you drink too much ointment i'm looking for david i don't know who does me hey brian man what's up just hanging out welcome to ihop sir can i i would love some free pancakes uh-huh uh anything to drink a free pancake oh my god yeah no no tell your daughter susie okay susie i'm going to homecoming with your boyfriend when i was 16 years old i tried to kill myself [Music] hey stop give me your money i don't make money i take some and when i comes around the corner i snakes them that makes no [ __ ] sense [Music] dude i finally finished my book about nutmeg well it's about time no kevin it's about nutmeg april fools it's april fools how do you run this thing move the sticks everybody in the club get tipsy dude check out this spongebob umbrella i just got dude that's bad luck chill out bro who summoned me like the corn on the cob with no [ __ ] teeth yeah i actually gave my dog swim lessons oh that's cool dude my dog gave me swim lessons what he's a lifeguard i'm putting this on the news he's standing on the box to make himself look taller i'm putting it on the news yo what up dude you wake up my roommate he gets real crabby you guys [ __ ] keep it down [Music] i'm nuts about these nuts but i'm also nuts about my close good friends my close good friends who is that is he cool mark he's cool who's your favorite superhero uh matilda he's cool sir the dinosaurs have escaped oh [ __ ] again how [ __ ] hey guys good alternative to recycling when you're done with a glass bottle eat it [ __ ] eat the bottle hey can you tell me another three son you are ugly i am not i'm the princess you're the thought watch your finger is there anything better than [ __ ] yes a really good book [Music]

Channel: SodaFrizz

Views: 495,267

Keywords: stardew, stardew valley

Id: hq81wJuC4cQ

Length: 9min 36sec (576 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 20 2021