STALKED BY BALDI'S BASICS... (Full Movie)

ah detention sucks birdie it says today's lesson how to eat cheese i don't even like cheese don't touch it don't just be careful yeah why dude why are we even taking this detention stuff serious they don't even have a teacher here to pay attention to us wait you could be the teacher i could be the hold on go up there you're the teacher i'm the student i'm the student that's in trouble all right so if i was a teacher i'd be like today's lesson how to eat cheese and if i was the student i'd be like haha dark so fast it's mr dark for you it's mister it's mr dark for you mr dark has diabetes i don't have time yeah the way you hit that floor says otherwise see this is this is why you're in detention birdie matter of fact show me if you paid any attention eat the cheese how do you eat cheese put the cheese down it's right there you ready oh you've come back here buddy you come right back wait i'm not an actual oh no oh no oh no oh no mr baldi mr baldy teacher we weren't there yet we weren't trying to skip detention oh my god no we're gonna get in so much trouble no no we can't we can't skip the tension if we skip attention our punishment is going to be even higher it's going to be oh we should go back no i can't no it might be too late i'm in detention he's blocking the door he's blocking the door i'm obeying he's reading me he's beating me senseless oh no no no this is not allowed call your parents yeah yeah you can't get past the desk diabetes looking ah we gotta get out of here we gotta get out of here you brought us on to your soul birdie oh he's kind of fat he's kind of fast he's got a fast come in the lunchroom yeah we're in your favorite room diabetes come on he's careful yo so far you haven't been doing a good job staying away from the teacher birdie dude oh no he's stopping at you stop i got you oh no the horror the horn i'm all good baldi you can keep stomping on birdie no no no take mister this way take mr dark we can just hide somewhere come on this way this way okay over here ladies and gents i shall open ladies and gents i don't know what i mean wait there's a funny classroom this way this way this way this way this way click click open okay let's read some of these read some of these i can read by the way look i don't think he saw us okay well you want to read some of these um this is arts and crafters shy and tries to be avoided doesn't like being looked at and gets jealous at people with more notebooks than him how many notebooks do you have birdie four okay i know how many he has oh wait this is the big one look this is baldy baldy wait that's the guy that's chasing us that's what i'm saying great teacher due to his incredible hearing abilities incredible hearing abilities hey you diabetes what gotta start whispering he can not only tell where any sound came from but who made it to that's why he doesn't like you you're too loud hey baldi hey baldi your stomach reminds me of a bowling ball i don't know you know he can hear you right like he has incredible oh oh is he going to come in here hold on hold on dude he can't open the door he's too fat you sure he get over there oh oh look he can't see me why is he mad at me look look at it he can't see us i'm hiding him right birdie you distract him thank you i'm out of here what room am i in this looks like an lsd wait what room are you in oh wow wow dismissed dude wait i have an idea we can kill this guy how nuke oh you want to try wade war are you i don't see you i'm in the hallways just just no just look for the nukes look for the look okay the nukes i'm coming birdie you oh if i knew where you were do you want me do you want me to play the bongos to try to get his attention play dude i'm going to come find you hold on i'm coming don't worry i saw you duck in here in here faculty only okay okay just like the door can't come in here okay all right so i placed a nuke um in the cafeteria you need to go there follow me i'm going hurry baldi baldi he's not here what did you just do he can't get in here he can't get in here anymore see see that's ingenious wait there's but there's like two other oh nice i'm not worried about it i'm not worried about two other doors i'm still not worried about it dark hello teacher mcgee you are fit where are you then hello oh the new oh my god he's hitting the dude did we just nuke our high school birdie yeah yeah we did we did you're never gonna let us out of the attention this way but wait where's the teacher i really hope it worked birdie otherwise we nuked the school for no reason even if we did it for no reason it was kind of funny you know oh is this him or is this us that's our body see my body's right here you could tell because the way it is you see it doesn't even look like you it doesn't it you could tell because of the way it is look it look it i'm going to look look at hello deck i am choose a birdie i uh i get nuked by a very big nuke and i do circles disgusting literally disgusting what the [ __ ] do you take the body you check me be careful you know what let's just throw these bodies out of the cafeteria because they're ruining my appetite what what yo birdie what i don't see anything what uh is that our teacher he looks kinda it's kind of different i think we might have brought him a new one i think we might have ripped him a new one hey what's good sorry about that we we didn't mean to oh he's just coming towards us dude he's just put in half he's teleporting he has like six left oh that nuke must have oh there's a wall right here just come here come here get in this room what the heck dude close that door close that door dude what does this say math equals more math math math and math math math did you not just see the teacher i'm traumatized [Music] dude something with the with the nuke it must have like i don't know uh mutated him or something doesn't mean yeah i don't know i'm in math class i'm gonna close the door dude i gotta i gotta take some notes and if he bothers me that's on him where do you go what do you mean taking notes i'm taking you don't come back are you the teacher no i'm not the teacher i'm not the teacher [Music] oh geez oh dude wow you give her not teaching me math that's what you get birdie just keep looking at him i think if you keep looking at him he doesn't move that's something you're right you're still fat the nuke made you fatter wow what is his problem hey dude diabetes really did a number on you oh my god oh my god the [ __ ] oh where do i call him you just decide mcdonald's looking okay he's adopted he's adopted come on dark we're going we're going this way get running don't don't look behind you let's keep running keep running where do we go uh i don't know birdie you know what i have an idea so this teacher that you somehow don't know he's really obsessed with notebooks so what if we get a bunch of notebooks and we put a trap in them oh good idea dude idea so what we're going to do is we're going to set them up behind this bench so i have a notebook actually in my pocket look you see that's the notebook i see it it's the notebooks oh i'm sorry i'm getting it i'm getting it i'm sorry i'm sorry for that book that would cost me 20 pesos here we go that's the book yeah we're going to spot in a ton of notebooks ready and then we're going to put we're gonna put tnt on the inside of them ready oh oh oh that's smart okay smart all right all right and the tnt is gonna have the same color so you won't even be able to tell exactly okay that should be enough of them now what we're gonna do is dynamite dynamite okay wait where'd you get dynamite from don't ask don't tail we're gonna blow this guy to you know what i was gonna say but dude this is only gonna work if we had this one important ingredient the only way this is gonna work is ever everybody smashes the like button right now we're gonna need at least like 10 likes on this video 10 000 likes on this video and i'm gonna blow myself up all right bird you got the trigger right yeah of course i did let's just uh rose the teacher hey baldy you're ugly you're ugly and skinny and you look like a bald man cause you're six feet tall bro you look at yourself in the mirror and you're like dang i need another mirror i'm trying ugly wow oh my dude wait it didn't do anything it's he's not doing anything oh um yeah so we we messed up oh we messed up dude i'm through the map he sent me through the map where hey actually i have an idea birdie what why don't we just leave hey good idea let's go birdie i can't believe you convinced me to enroll into school again yeah this one's a good school it's called ghetto city hall school that's what it's called ghetto city hall school yeah exactly you could get your degree in the hood you know what i mean but i don't need a degree in hood i am already hood watch this i'm so hood i can do a back flip out of this bowl yeah the hood doesn't approve that anyway so yeah we're going back to school today dark but before we get further into this video let's ask the people something guys if you're new here subscribe to the channel because uh december has been harsh and it's free to subscribe so if you want a free car like this subscribe and yeah this car is free yeah and that's for the viewers that's for the the people that stuff okay well it's got a little dent now in the front but that's okay i think we're running late for school come on before the bell goes let me okay let me in harder hit it harder oh oh that worked you actually built the door down you're gonna get detention on the first day dude good job no no look i'm i'm fine are we late i'm not like this look i just fixed the door anyways oh i hope we're not late everybody's already here i think we're late here let's pull up the chair pull up the chair yeah okay yeah i can't speak english welcome to baldi's schoolhouse you two are late oh foreign no i think he's talking about the front two people look at her and him i'm sorry mr mr teacher uh teacher what teacher guy what do we call you yeah what's your name my name is baldi i'm your teacher why are you late well here's the thing mr baldy funny story right we gotta get the trafficking i ran into the door i'm gay so that's that's what happened anyways yeah i i didn't come here to you know explain myself i wanna learn something what are we gonna do what are we learning today what's subject today we're learning how to do math i hate math yeah we should just leave you know what we're both old enough to just go live on the streets if we wanted to you know yeah i don't think we need the hood school you know what i mean yeah baldi i'm not gonna lie mr baldhead but uh you suck you're just gonna you're just gonna leave school like that and you're right we can really see what the math could be or what it was gonna be okay sure sure what's the math gonna be what's uh are you gonna give us a quiz or like what's going on here i know this girl doesn't know anything about that you see she's standing on her desk yell at her go go yell at her first question what's five plus five i don't know what it's five plus five is ten it's ten it's ten it's ten wait give me another one give me another one okay what's one minus two one minus two zero no dude zero you can't be throwing out answers without actually doing the you know what i don't care hey this girl says that's six talk to her she doesn't know how to do math um what the heck you're your students baldi talk to this guy why is he why is he squatting like that he's not he's just high he's just um all right mr baldi um i'm going upstairs bye mr baldi i'm gonna go talk to the principal because you you abused students what's wrong with him is the principal here no mr principal mr principal i think that's foreign oh sorry the door broke hey sorry about your door i'm jumping through that window yay oh no oh no oh he's coming closer he's coming closer all right that's it oh oh oh that's no good okay can we not go through that window the window broke [Music] he's right there he's right there go go go go go go who's in there i don't see him oh well look at the car that you dented this was supposed to be for our viewers come on go home go home dude i can hear him with the road already what's up oh my god oh my god what the heck leave us alone baldi please leave us alone what the heck oh my god birdy i think we're gonna have to walk home save me i got oh we you jumped up to hit you what the body that was kind of impressive follow me we gotta go we go cut the alley come through here we're going home all right screw that guy okay oh dude he's literally behind us how's he so fast i'm getting in the phone booth are you really not bad just oh just because i got a mad dancer wrong what's this oh my god he teleports go go nevermind i'm just gonna i'm just gonna teleport okay come on come on come on yeah yeah about that you live in europe okay i'm back this week this way this way this way this week bro i'm i'm lagging i don't know what's going on over there but i think there might be some fishes swimming over the internet court between my house to your house i'm already dirt look at that how do you fly like that are you flying like that how you wally lighting all right come on get in there okay i don't see him calm down i don't think he followed us right there's no way he knows where we live is there i'm going inside dude i've i've had enough of this day do you still have security cameras set up yes i still have security cameras of course oh thank god i'm just gonna sit here and play fortnite on the tv yeah we don't see anything strange on the cameras just nothing yet i'm watching this strange we don't have a car in the garage i know cause it got broken by bendy our teacher all right all right all right all right let's secure the perimeter uh come on you got to help me out with this we gotta we gotta put down fences and all that stuff just in case you find us that you can teleport you got a fence right here there there we go we got to keep the power pole on the outside otherwise utility company's going to sue us there we go good job where'd you just go i'm not used to doing this okay calm down buddy my god buddy put up a fence buddy here we go all right there's no way baldi can get through here now right nope okay there you go look at that now that we're officially skipping school let's go play some video games we're playing video games i want to play super smash i'm gonna play my favorite video game it's called uh no not that one it's called the white noise let's see you can look at the white nose without going crazy first oh i won that round oh my god dude i'm sorry i fell asleep it's not my fault that did static tv put me to sleep wait do you hear that burrie dart why did he follow us home oh no that's a problem just oh yo teacher leave us alone we gotta have some some some some chips no he knows where he what oh no this is bad what what were we not supposed to tell him we're home we're home we have big fences [Applause] back in the i'm back in the one room i'm gonna i'm gonna see if he moves under our property and if he does i'm calling the po-po you know what i mean you see him oh we can't see him on the camera all right no you wait right here i heard a fence break um did you i hear i i heard a fence break is he out there do you see him i see him and i don't see a fence oh no this is bad this is pretty bad birdie this is wrong he actually broke the fence do you see him doing anything else he just don't think so yeah no oh my god he's at our front door okay he's on our property he's easy inside close the door close the door close the door close the door oh no don't let him get in don't let him get in oh he's still out there he's still out there we're fine uh what i'm thinking what we're going to do is we're going to call the po-po they're going to show up they got to help us you know what i mean closer all right guys hurry before we come back okay right at the door oh here we go he's maybe heard you calling cops he had to wait go out there oh my god i can't believe it baldy is scared of the look he's off our property again wow that's so childish that's so childish it's too bad they're already coming we got the crabs [Music] in your wallet oh oh my god oh sorry about that stop it just kind of like stop it hey he broke the fence oh oh no he's destroying all the evidence dark he's destroying all the animals all the evidence no get out get out of our house oh my god what are we gonna do dude we gotta leave we gotta leave now okay okay i'm going with you oh dude are they in there i i have no idea man well it looks like baldy doesn't work at the school anymore he's homeschooling from our house birdie wake up is there any sign of golden baldi's basics yet have we seen him golden baldy basic well i'll make you bald actually you are a yard yellow you're gonna pee your pants no i already did but look i see baldy golden baldy he's been spotted he's in front of the window he's literally just right across the way from us are you blind what stupid or dumb look at he's right over there be careful be careful all right so baldi's basics no golden baldi's basics really does live in that house what do we do now birdie wow what the heck you just threw a newspaper read the newspaper i can't read that illiterate hot dog look at your chin uh birdie are you gonna go in there look at it you want me to go in there why you're the one that wanted to come here to get golden but uh the basic guy whatever but i put the cameras in there before you go in you gotta ask something guys are you mad that youtube took away the dislike button if you are hit the like button let's see how many likes we can get i know you can't see the the ratio anymore but hit the like button ratio young boy better anyways birdie you go in there i'll keep the look out on the camera hey what the heck where'd this oh where the heck did this baldy come from nowhere all right oh jesus i broke something yeah you're back all right shut up uh i don't see you on the cameras yet how are you gonna go in what what the heck is this dude there's two guards outside the house they're just kind of looking at me i don't hey hey don't get any closer to me hey okay that's fine i'm just gonna go in oh oh [ __ ] it's okay are you good did they just kick you oh don't worry about me i'm a thug i see you on the camera oh okay oh there you are there you are okay what are you gonna do now wait i can see you from the window what are you doing [Music] i don't know if that's a good idea i don't know if that's a good idea birdie i still i still take it dark take it up there oh i'm taking him i'm taking him oh wait they're moving away what the hell oh false alarm everybody needs to calm down a little bit i think they're downstairs just hide make sure you don't see us up here you're done look at you going just kind of walking away all right bye [Music] oh baldi definitely won their golden baldies basics back what do we do what i'm saying we do and we're gonna take this little guy right here we're gonna throw him down over yonder we're gonna jump down over here and then we're gonna grab him by the little ear and we're gonna take him through the cornfield monica's and ricky's house come on let's go all right ricky you're ready we got golden baldi's basics right here we're gonna do some experiments on them poor guy wait i lost you i lost you if we're not doing experiments follow the gold in the sky we're gonna we're gonna sell him we're gonna melt them down and sell them for gold i thought i heard something behind us okay you know what i mean wow i just dripped i locked the doors what's up with all the fly noises do you hear all them yeah i think one of us really smells and it's not me what you literally always dodge things you're just you're just gaslighting me dude you're making me mad no dark get stuck in the damn thing get them out get them out don't destroy my bookshelf use that perfect look i saved the day again dark are you happy all right golden baldi's basics you sit down right there oh my god he went straight to sleep poor guy yeah i'm gonna put him to sleep oh casket what okay let him sleep maybe we should go to bed as well i'm gonna sleep in the laundry room i'll sleep on the pool table good night bernie good morning good morning i'm up and i'm ready to party i'm sweating god like a mop baby let me suck oh wait what yeah now said never mind golden baldi's basics is still sleeping doesn't look like his friends are coming for him so i guess we can get rid of those oh my god i really put that man in a casket do you hear that yeah almost sounds like the floor is creaking oh no i can hear like like a slap or something he's out there dude who wants the golden bank we're so bad of acting hey yo come over here no no don't say that don't do that don't do that don't do that you'll make him mad who's that oh what the heck oh what the heck who is that wow the golden thing oh my god they're in oh oh shoot oh no they got in why did i get rid of the bookshelf help me this girl wants to play jump rope with me for some reason ow i'm taking this guy oh gee josh are you okay ow i'm i'm dead i'm oh oh god give me give me give me get ready we're leaving we gotta get golden baldi's basically out of here come on get him out here ow wow where is he oh my god they're right on our tail you're hot on our tail birdie oh it's up the rocks oh my gosh i'm coming hurry all right all right put them in the fridge fire they can't smell them in the fridge there we go put them in there close the fridge oh perfect i don't think they saw us go in here right do you see him anywhere why are you on the porch we gotta hide we gotta make sure they didn't follow us i don't see him anywhere we need to place on some things just in case they find us what do you want me to place first things first we gotta put like a couch in front of the door this time a cash will probably work here we go on the couch that's good and then uh then uh uh washing machine there we go we gotta make sure all the windows are barricaded all the windows are barricaded that's great that's perfect all right now we need weapons how do we craft weapons birdie yeah i don't know you use your q menu right and then you just find the weapons no i have an idea i grab this painting over here i combine it with this chair and i combine it with this newspaper and then i'll be able to create a shotgun look you've made a shotgun it you just hold the cue button down and you find the weapon you want what are you i just crafted this i literally just grabbed oh my god i'm so sorry that was a misfire all right that was a misfire oh i i'm going to sleep wait there's two bedrooms here i think wait what's this back here oh you're gonna sleep outside i like it outside this is kind of cool wait there's two beds outside i'm gonna sleep outside as well wait for me oh that door is kind of sturdy good come on we're good you know what actually screw sleeping i'm just gonna go watch you can sleep okay doc i know you just went to sleep but you should really wake up i see them outside again what where are you are you inside i'm inside yeah what's good we're already by the way merry christmas what what's your problem nothing nothing don't worry i don't see they're out there they're straight out there all right maybe they don't know i'm here yet oh turn off your flashlight maybe they don't know where at i got an idea okay make sure golden baldi's basic doesn't move we can go on top of the roof birdie there's a ladder down back what do you mean there's a ladder on the back of the house oh we're gonna go do you want me to grab the golden one oh yeah yeah come on go grab it go grab it i'll keep a lookout over here oh my god come on just throw him up give me a second i can catch him you don't have to put him on the ladder i can catch him trust me dude dark i don't know what you're doing out there but it's not helpful i'm gonna go through this window over here okay no why would you do that huh the door doesn't work all right screw this ah you stepped on me what's your problem hey i'm just trying to save our golden guy we got a lot of profit to make here okay dude they probably heard you shooting that's a big problem anyways no i think we're fine look it there he is all right oh golden ball these basic right here to save you hey by the way you want to see me break my back check this out oh what you gonna do why are you doing that stop shooting him shooting he's a 2d animatronic you're moving up you're moving up i shot him with a sniper and he doesn't die oh my god oh my god oh my god oh he's jumping oh you guys can get on the roof ah they can't get on the roof how embarrassing how embarrassing i'm gonna catch him i'm gonna jump against the watches perfect timing okay three two one come on jump up baldi i know you want it yo you want this golden one right here yay help me help me i think they oh i think they're getting at me oh no oh no i don't know where you went but i'm selling this guy i'm taking this guy to the train station they're holding me hostage out you're holding me a hostage i'm going to sell this guy no i think they want you to trade him for me you gotta nope i'm selling him for money bye dark where are you going dark look bye i'm not taking him throw him on the train we're leaving i'm going to sell them hey wait for me i can't believe you left me what's your problem we're out of here bye dark oh yeah oh yeah guess what i got my buddies over here come on he just double crossed me now i'm double crossing him oh oh my god start the train start the train oh we're going we're going uh i don't know about you birdie but after playing in the sand for three hours i don't think i like it anymore it's up my crack what's up my arm is stuck my arm is stuck i got you i got you here thank you thank you you okay how do you even get your arm stuck in there like this like this like this watch oh my god oh my god your head is like oh whoa hey that looks kind of fun let me do that ow ow ow my legs oh you're good you're fine oh my gosh oh my god that hurt back at school dude why are we back at like elementary school because we're doing what we always do we're skipping class all right p my grades you just got folded by that thing hey look at this they've the slides broken i haven't been here in years i wouldn't use that slide if i was you last time i used this slide i got a bunch of splinters and that's no good it's a metal slide [Music] yeah i caught a disease off this slide and it was it wasn't good oh look at this one dark wait push me push me i wanna push me push me oh my god that actually works okay this is so fun oh my we're two friends what is that thing i forgot what they call what's it called the swing swing hit it hit it okay hit it are you out okay well you just broke the only fun thing i had in my life now we gotta figure something else out okay let's go let's be criminals look at that's the teachers cars over there how about i steal the one on the right wait wait i know i know whose teachers cars these are though these are both baldi's cars you know bobby if he catches us we'll be in a lot of trouble let's race each other you know what if we get uh uh just like the video if we get three thousand likes on my video in 6 900 on darks um we'll we'll race the cars all right we gotta start against the wall buddy we're gonna start against the wall okay let's make sure bali doesn't catch us you ready hold on hold on hold on give me one second i gotta make sure that this card there we go okay i'm good are you cheating did you do something to the car no i didn't i wouldn't do that all right three two one oh what the heck you definitely did something to the car uh if you're cheating i'm cheating oh my gosh [Music] okay how about the first one to finish this parkour oh oh this is kind of hard this is kind of hard birdie are we supposed to do this how are you supposed to do this oh you're blocking me she's supposed to go oh oh you missed it oh you're oh you're screwed holy crap i did it i did it backwards oh no oh no i'm stuck i'm stuck hey you wanna have a little drag race here light up with me come over here come over here all right all right i'm coming with you whoa okay okay this is for all the marbles okay so oh so line up with me line up with me don't worry he wait i just saw baldy inside line up with me don't worry he he can't he can't see it i don't know if this is a good idea like you're literally behind the door all right i'm ready i'm revving it oh this is loud this is loud if anybody's gonna get attracted it's gonna be him ready three two one yo what the heck yeah you're oh man yo let's park these cars before baldi comes out we got a problem i totaled his car oh oh i didn't you're in trouble you're in trouble i was never here oh my oh oh oh no hey i'm still good i'm still good oh ow ow ow oh my god what did you do bertie bree now we're both in trouble you threw his car outside all right you know what we need we need plausible deniability we got to be acting like well let's just go back to class let's just go back to class all right we got to sleep no cameras we gotta sneak in though you ready sneak in we could just walk in through the door oh did you hear that i hear some sort of clicking oh we gotta be broke oh that baldy nice dumper oh nothing let's go to this door uh-oh oh hey mr baldy uh we're just hey we were just on our way to oh oh my god oh wow wow one thing get oh my god get on the parkour i'm gone no screw that i'm in a classroom he's here oh my god where'd he go ouch where'd you guys coach i'm in a classroom he's but you're beating my butt i can hear you guys how can he are you guys in this classroom oh oh this is not a classroom birdie oh pretty quick come with me no oh no oh no i think we're getting our thank you taking us to detention oh this is so bad he ain't gonna catch me uh yes oh my god i just i'm teleport to you with some okay we're not gonna escape we might as well accept our faith see you in detention baldy [Music] i did nothing wrong i'm going to write that on my paper you know he's making us write down that uh the stuff we did wrong on the paper and i did nothing wrong you're really going to do it i already you're such a nerd but this is going to get us into even more hot water with baldy look he's looking at this your wife is fat ha ha look at your forehead stop it your parents are ugly stop it we'll never get out of detention this way we gotta think of a different plan i mean i can't even do this i don't know how to write ah oh oh i just broke my notebook oh no oh come on what is wrong with you he's gonna hurt us bad now you know what i got this hey your car is slow i've destroyed your car i'm the one that didn't me oh oh man oh my god did you stand up for me i need you to stand up for me again you know what bertie i don't know if this is a good idea but during science class earlier i was working on a little little you know private project of mine yeah what does this thing right here what a nuclear bomb dude no it's not that bad it's not that bad shoot it at his [ __ ] big forehead hey baldy what would you grade this oh oh oh my god oh what the heck ow wow what did i tell you darling oh my what the heck just happened oh i just cannot believe that your nuke did all of that oh my god yo where'd baldy go i think that actually worked oh oh we'll own the money there oh wait what do you mean you're baldi you're baldy you're baldy oh stay away from me get away from me your [Music] oh yeah if you're the better baldy how come you can't do this watch this spider baldy what do you mean i don't even need to do that i could just i'm super i'm super bummed look i can fly wow you know what this means though brody we're baldy that means what we have to chase the students what the heck i've never seen baldy do that yeah i wonder if bobby can do a backflip watch this oh my god he does get what the heck paulie just did a triple backflip watch this whoa that's crazy dude can you do this oh i just didn't work that sucks all right let's go i'm stuck in the i'm all right luckily we're teachers and we won't get in trouble for breaking that door see my nose fails me daddy all right let's see if we have what it takes to be baldy [Music] hey oh my oh my god i think oh what the heck oh they're after me they're chasing me oh my god oh what the oh oh my god oh my god what the heck all right i told you i'm party kung fu look at me there's more over here let me get these ones let me get these ones did you see that that was great oh wow these students are a menace oh my god dude i kicked that one up in the air do you see that are there any more boys man we are bullies there's got to be more there's got to be more i want to try that that kick i just did again hey welcome to my school house there's got to be more students around right you sound like a registered wait there's probably students outside on the playground we gotta go beat them up oh my god there's like a million of them oh no how are we gonna do this they're so weird dude oh my gosh look at them all stand up oh my look at them back there they're dancing and stuff they're jumping around jumping oh my god these ones are stronger hey oh my god you're way stronger oh my god dude did you see that attack i just did again just back flip like we did in the classroom okay i'm not right you're right oh my god oh this is not working look at this oh my god hold on look at this one get the spiral move get the spiral move going get the spider oh this is not working oh this is not working oh hey yo they fixed the swing they fixed the swing dude wait i'm going to go on that one i'm going to go in that one perfect timing perfect timing oh my god i'm going back i'm going to ass oh holy crap anyways you're literally the mental age of a newborn dude watch this look at this i got you i got you ow help help help help me help me help i need help i need help i need help i need help we got him dude dude i have an idea birdie i have an idea all right follow me we have to go through the school hurry there's like a million of them described even more in the parkour range come on this way look at all these dudes we've already got oh my god look at them look at them they're right there we got to tell them detention times oh my god oh my god you sweep that one oh my god there's more of them come on just forget about them forget about them this way this way birdie dark you are literally just you're lagging okay we're good we're good this way this way okay i'm coming wait i thought i parked the cars down here where are they oh wait a second yo i found the car there they are where's the cars [Music] oh i'm going to hit him i'm going to hit him watch this birdie watch this birdie i'm going to hit him from the trampoline ow wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you just broke your legs i can do it i can do this i can do this [Music] [Music] that was kind of cheating anyways we got baldy's car and we're baldy oh my god i didn't get him i didn't get him oh no all right there we go there we go okay let me adjust this car because dark just stole mine for no reason dude these these kids are so oh my god there you go they do not take any damage from the car what the heck oh what the dude i just hit one at like 60 and it did nothing what the heck oh i'm flying oh sorry it just happens that we're like four thousand miles apart in the ping music this isn't working out i wish there was somebody who could save us right now who who could save us i i hate to say birdie but maybe we shouldn't have blown baldy up maybe he actually knows how to deal with all these students maybe they found out he isn't here anymore and that's why they got so unruly i wish he was here well your wish is my command watch this what what the heck where are you going wait you left me alone with all the students oh my god we can save the day baldy or come on you gotta help us look at all these students they're being unruly oh my god oh my god sending them back to the class oh holy crap all the way down we're so sorry about blowing you up we'll never do that ever again i hope you forgive me okay we kind of we kind of deserved that holy crap look there's more over there [Music] go get him oh slowly baldi you can oh oh oh oh oh what do you want what do you want yeah that's what i thought i got you baldy oh my god i can't do the move anymore i can't do the move because i'm ping wow we got this oh my god let's get rid of all these students matter of fact let's pull out the science machine again huh what huh yeah jesus okay where's all the students that where's all the students at not that serious it's always that serious oh there you are wow oh wow oh oh oh oh oh oops uh where'd you go birdie i'm out of the school i'm going home man i'm going hey at least we're not baldy anymore now we're just burnt toast as you guys can see i'm on top of this building and if i drop down here i'm pretty sure we can break at least like what 50 bones oh speak the devil we can probably break a bunch of bones and then get hit by a car watch this guys ow ow that hurt but we only broke 20 bones that wasn't good at all even though baldy looks really hurt anyways oh oh there's another car why are they driving so slowly what's this oh baldi sounds so squishy when he gets hit by cars anyways that didn't go that well either we only broke like 10 bones on that hit let's get on top of a higher building like that one over there all right this already looks way better let's see if we can hit a car from all the way up here oh my god oh oh ow oh wow oh did you guys see that oh my god the car won't even move away from my body i'm getting crushed holy crap yo editor show replay of my head getting crushed on those wheels i think we broke our whole school wow we broke our whole school there we got like 180 broken bones that's a little far cry from the thousand we want to break as baldy know what i like this building let's try this one more time this time let's see if we can hit that cop car over there all right we need perfect timing guys that's what we need right now and oh we missed broke 50 balls right there okay we're gonna keep trying guys let's get on top of this building again i think we can at least get hit by one car okay [Music] nope we keep missing what the heck oh that was beautiful we're not even gonna count how many bones we broke there all right i'm gonna keep trying until i do what i wanna do all right see that cop car over there guys that's our target right now [Music] we're doing it nope so close so close i know what the problem is though guys nobody smash the like button alright everybody smash that like button right now and we're gonna try for one final time all right guys this is it it's now or never oh that was so close that was so close but that was a really nice landing we broke like 180 boats we must have broken our back right there all right so far so good enough jumping off this roof let's see if we can find a roof that's even higher oh like that one over there let's go oh boy check out this view everybody also by the way as we jump from this building we're gonna see what it'll be like if we jump off on this motorbike and what it looks like when we jump off using this shopping cart right here anyways let's pick a nice position to jump from you guys think we could jump all the way over the water onto the road and get hit by that cop car over there i guess there's only one way to find out wow that wasn't bad at all we broke 189 bones on that one all right there's another car coming right now we gotta hurry up here here okay let's see if we can hit this car let's see if we can jump into this car oh so close guys we keep getting super close but yet so far so i think three times the charm there's one more car coming right now all right that car that car's gotta be it guys that car has got to be it all right let's be patient i think our first mistake is we're jumping too soon [Music] ow whoa we went straight underneath that one and we broke 200 bones we still didn't hit it directly one more car one more this is our final attempt guys our final attempt come on come on come on nope oh what that was so close i could almost smell it uh oh oh oh you better get up baldi you better get up ow wow do we oh that looks painful that looks super painful 205 bones on that one all right it's time to go back on the roof bop let's go all right i'm gonna try the motorbike first all right guys you ready oh my god this is what body looks like when he's driving a bike interesting all right i'm gonna jump off from holy what what the heck ouch ouch that looked painful those are 250 bones we just broke holy crap that bike went way faster than i thought it would you know what guys we're gonna try out the shopping cart now and then we're gonna get even more faster bikes all right if you ever wonder what baldi looks like when he's riding a shopping cart this is exactly how strange it would look anyways guys let's see how fat the shopping cart can go it's okay oh my god he's gonna land on top ow oh oh he landed on top of his head oh my god the shopping cart is going crazy how many bones did we break there broke about 200 bows which isn't great also isn't bad what's this shopping are you a good shopping cart are you okay just break dancing anyways guys i placed some pretty cool bikes down here what kind of bike is this i have no idea but it looks amazing whoa whoa it goes so fast it goes so fast oh just crashed into that car broke 50 bones not bad all right there's another bike right here see if we can hit something with this let's go over the bridge and see how fast we can go holy crap whoa whoa we're literally flying almost oh oh oh there's a wall right there ow what all right that's 300 bones right there oh my god are you okay paulie you look like that hurt okay let's do that again let's do that again guys got this bike let's go the opposite way and to make this even more impressive i just place down a giant ramp in the middle this bridge i am kind of causing the traffic to pile up oh wow yeah you're getting arrested for that one buddy anyways guys let's not keep traffic up for too long let's head back to the bike hey what the heck's wrong with you guys get away from my bike you guys are breaking my bike the heck anyways all right baldi let's back it up let's go full speed wow wow whoa i just got hit by a car how many bones did that break that broke like 20 bones we gotta do that again i forgot there's some traffic around we gotta be careful when we cross the street anyways let's not let that happen again boom all right let's wait for traffic to pass all right let's go whoa holy crap let's flip and go oh that was not a soft landing i was hoping for but it looked pretty epic guys and guess what i'm pretty sure that's not even the fastest bike i have let's get an even faster one and get a bigger ramp well guys here we are on a brand new bike and we made it to the airport with like one two three ramps starting with that one let's hit this ramp right here oh it's kind of steep whoa wow okay that was terrible like two bones there what the heck was that all right i have a feeling we can do better than that matter of fact what if we just hit that ramp over there [Music] we didn't even oh now i was glad we wouldn't even fall off the bike but that was cap there we go we broke 200 bones not great not bad let's see there's about two planes over here there's one tiny ramp what's the worst that could happen here right guys watch this three two one oh ow okay guys this is not really cutting it we're barely breaking any bones here we need to figure something out what if we try jumping out of an airplane let's do that right now all right ladies and gentlemen here goes nothing if you ever wanted a body would look like a helicopter this is it all right oh oh wait i'm never flown a helicopter okay all right oh oh oh oh oh oh no we're flipping we're flipping out oh i get it upright oh oh oh my god oh holy crap it just oh my god ow wow we broke 300 bones on our skull alone that was pretty good let's try that again all right this time i'm gonna see if i can fly without going upside down all right shouldn't be too hard okay baldy you got this you got this you got oh what the heck okay you got this baldy oh my god joe this is so cool yo look at all oh oh no we're doing it again we're doing it again no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait up up up up up up up up up up all right all right so remember guys i'm gonna jump out of the helicopter but i gotta figure out where i'm gonna jump out what if i go on top of this building right here and i try to just uh hit it and keep falling all right that's literally what i'm about to do three two one ow ow roll keep rolling keep rolling oh that helicopter definitely just exploded holy crap this building is oh oh my god wow honey bones that we break right there we broke 580 bones all right that's a brand new record holy crap look at how high these buildings are i didn't even realize that let's go on top of the highest one right now up up and away holy crap five minutes later yo look at this view if you have a fear of heights guys look away right now holy crap yo and check that out there's an airport over there and there's a jet i can steal yo we can probably break like a million bones if we jump out of that jet at full speed all right guys let's jump off this building and see how hard we can hit the ground oh my god holy crap look at baldi oh he's going absolutely insane whoa oh oh wow wow we broke 920 bones holy crap that looked really really really painful anyways let's go whoa oh oh oh oh ow what the heck who was that guys see how he fell that was kind of funny anyways what the heck okay what that's going on with baldy when you when you trip or fall that looks so funny anyways we got this jet right here guys okay how the heck are you supposed to control this thing guess you press the oh oh we're going we're going holy crap we're going oh oh uh how do i how do i bring the the steeps in uh oh oh no whoa whoa be careful dark be real careful don't hit anything holy crap dude this is so flipping cool guys this is so flipping cool you can see the whole city from here all right all right so like i said we're gonna jump out at full speed let's go for the uh statue of independence right there okay let's see if we can hit it whoa okay time this perfectly and let's jump out whoa ow ow ow whoa wow oh wow that looked really painful how many bones did we break right there we broke 999 bones we almost hit a thousand bones guys looks like baldy is way stronger than we thought he would be this right here is baldy.exe and he's been spotted countless times in the neighborhood riding around this creepy red exe van apparently he's been kidnapping people and forcing them to do impossible did i just say impossible forcing them to try and solve impossible mad equations which is super terrible because mad is already pretty evil so let alone unsolvable math anyways guys i know how to protect myself check this out behind this door is my security room i've upgraded it a little bit i added an extra camera for the doorbell right there we got um the hallway we got the basement and we got the living room of course so this is where i'm gonna be spending all of my time until somebody catches this baldy.exe all right so the only thing we have to look for is a creepy red exe van so far so good matter of fact i could probably just sit down oh oh wait guys did you just see that i was just chilling on the ground but i think i just saw somebody drive by what the okay wait wait wait wait wait i was i wasn't paying close attention maybe i should just go outside see if i can see a van did i actually just see a red van pass by ain't no way right should i maybe ask my neighbor if she saw it no i'm not gonna bother her i'm not gonna bother her anyways uh back to the cameras back to cameras guys i gotta make sure i actually saw what i saw so we saw a red van driving by over there oh we could have seen it on that camera as well i didn't see it on that camera though all right what the heck yo that's the exact same van guys why would a creepy red van pass by my house twice there's literally nothing in this neighborhood except for people to kidnap and i'm one of those people so okay this is a big problem um do i have any weapons i have an smg okay i have an smt i have a pulse rifle and i have a shotgun all right if anybody tries to come into my house they're gonna be in big trouble cause i'm gonna shoot them like i'm gonna shoot them like that all right so we just saw the red van pass by twice wait let's just make sure it's the exact same red band we saw in the pictures because the red van looks like this is that the exact same van we saw pass by i'm not seeing him right now he went that way he went that way first and then he went back and circled around [Music] is he is oh parking in my driveway who's driving it wait can i see who's driving it i can barely see the windows are super tinted wait a second wait a second oh oh oh oh guys i think it's the actual baldy exe wait why is he going to my neighbor's house what's he gonna do in there he's ringing the doorbell he's ringing the doorbell neighbor don't open the no she opened the door guys should i go save her i could go save her but okay okay grab my weapon and i'm gonna sneak out see what the heck's happening in that go go go go go house go go go go go all right hide in the bushes i'm gonna hide in the bushes do i see anything i can't see anything maybe slow did i just hear something oh no the garage the garage is open guys oh my god wait he just grabbed something he grabbed something dude i'm pretty sure i just saw him put my neighbor into the back of the car ain't no way oh okay let's hide let's hide make sure he doesn't see me oh no he's going oh he closed the garage of course he closed the garage there's evidence okay this movie doesn't see me guys i should probably run back home where's he gonna go oh okay go go go go i really hope he didn't see me i really hope he didn't see me because if he did see me he's gonna know i'm a witness and you know what criminals do right they make sure there's no witnesses maybe he's gonna put me in the back of his creepy red van all right guys here's the plan i'm gonna lock myself in this room again i'm not gonna leave it until i really really have to and if baldi tries to break into my house i can't do anything except you know defend myself alright so these shotguns shotguns are pretty good but i need something stronger something like uh uh maybe even a oh a flamethrower yeah if body comes into my house i'll burn it down or even i don't have any place to live it's fine guys don't worry about it all right let's sit right here and look at the cameras oh oh guys there's the van again the van drove by again why is he just driving by wait maybe guys i really should have installed the camera that pointed the other way all right i said i wasn't gonna leave the room but i got to make sure he didn't just park the car in my dead spot you know where i don't have any cameras pointing all right i don't see him i don't see any cars over there all right oh that is here i i thought i just heard a car did i just hear a car all right oh back to the cameras back to the cameras back to the cameras all right oh oh there it is again there it is wait why is he stopping is he going back to my neighbor's place what's he gonna do at my neighbor's place he already took my neighbor look you can even see him on that camera wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait why is he backing to my driveway why the heck is he backing into my driveway guys oh no this is bad this is really bad look at him look at him there he is no i can't see him on any other cameras oh there he is where'd he go oh man i was really stupid installing these cameras oh there he is what's he doing what the heck is he doing oh no why is he walking up why is he walking up to my door guys oh no no no no no if he rings the doorbell i'm not home i'm gonna act like i'm not home all right all right he can't go through the door i think i think the door's locked oh no we're looking through the window in the way he's looking through the window right now guys let's go check i don't see him anymore oh oh okay okay okay that's creepy that's creepy he was looking through that window i'm gonna go look through that window as well [Music] right there guys what the heck do i do oh oh oh no oh no oh no the door was not locked lock this door okay block it put a couch in front of the door put a couch in front of the door oh no did he come inside he's literally in my living room slapping my couch what kind of maniac is this oh what's he gonna do i gotta be real quiet okay i gotta hold my breath oh no he just saw the pictures he knows i know too much oh he's getting mad all right just hold your breath [Music] okay you know maybe i can actually use this to my advantage i might be able to use this i hope he doesn't see me okay i can see his oh no oh no he's looking at my security system oh my god he's literally he knows i've been recording him guys i might be able to hide in the kitchen okay just hitting the kitchen oh my god it's so dark guys i can't even see anything where could he be oh he's just slapping all my furniture guys all right there's got to be a light switch somewhere oh there's a light switch next to the basement okay where did he go he is next to the basement did he go oh he's right there [Music] gotta hide oh there's a light switch right here all right high five all right okay in case we got a light okay back to the room back to the room okay close the door okay he's just hanging around all right guys i think i might know what to do he's gonna keep looking for me right look he's checking all the cameras i actually have my car in the garage i could probably hop in my car and drive off i hope he doesn't realize that though go go go go go go okay there's my car okay i gotta be real careful because his car is literally in my driveway so open the door oh shoot okay it's time to go time to go i'm gonna take a ride oh no he's after me you're driving after me all right guys i gotta shake this guy off i gotta shake him off all right oh i have an idea i have an idea oh no why is my car so slow this is bad this is really bad i'm gonna take him to the docks i'm gonna try to make him drive into the water oh my god oh [ __ ] oh take a left take a left come on this way oh okay okay that van is real oh my god look i think i just lost them guys all right let's keep going let's keep going oh okay there's the police station oh he's right behind me though i can't stop i can't stop for the police station take a left oh shoot all right we're almost at the docks guys there they are docks are right there all right go go go go go oh oh no i crashed oh no oh no get out of there get out of there dark oh okay okay go go go go go go go all right i gotta make sure he stays close cause then i'll be able to him to the docks right this way oh how the heck is this fan that quick i guess that's why the but he had the exe behind it all right here's the dogs all right all right here's the plan i got to jump out of my car okay come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on oh no um okay i didn't expect to get that wet but i'm pretty sure the plans still work guys we actually caught and defeated baldy.exe assuming he doesn't know how to swim at least anyways guys if you enjoyed this video make sure you smash that like button subscribe and go check out these other vids see 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Channel: Dark Corners

Views: 1,836,380

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Id: ENKdOVTLfy4

Length: 70min 30sec (4230 seconds)

Published: Mon May 09 2022