[humming] My Sunday relaxation kit. Let's see... pillow. Placed just so
for slight foot elevation. Flower... to brighten the room.
Flower fragrance. [sighing]
And the final touch. Yes, I'd like to order
the Sunday special. Yes, the pedicure
and foot massage house call, that is correct.
See you at 4:00 my good man. This is gonna be a heavenly day. Oh, I almost forgot. Bon-bons. Hello there,
heaven's little wonder. Take me on a chocolate vacation. Whoo, whoo, whoo,
whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. [grumbling] [humming] [humming] Om. <i> In order to achieve complete
brainfulness,</i> <i> one must clear one's mind
of all distractions.</i> [doorbell ringing, grumbling] <i> Distractions are only
in your mind.</i> [doorbell ringing, grumbling] <i> You are the center
of the universe.</i> [doorbell ringing] Center of the universe. [doorbell ringing, grumbling] Will you answer the door
already?! [humming] Ah, time to relax. [music playing] [gasping]
Squidward! Well, time to go. Squidward! Squidward, wait! Now what? You dropped
this little piece of paper. Yeah. So what? I just figured
you'd probably want it back. [music playing] <i> ♪ Figaro
Figaro ♪</i> <i> ♪ Figaro
Figaro ♪</i> <i>♪ Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro ♪</i> <i> ♪ Figaro ♪</i> [coughing] [grumbling] Hmm? Uh, how strange. Usually, I wake up each morning
with a dark feeling of dread gnawing at my stomach. But today,
I feel positively... happy! [music playing] <i>♪ Smilin' rainbows, smilin' sun
Smilin' rocks, and vegetation ♪</i> <i> ♪ Look ma, I'm dancing
And hear my song ♪</i> <i> ♪ The world is lovely
When nothing is wrong ♪</i> <i> ♪ Everything's smiling
Yes even me ♪</i> <i> ♪ Is this what they call
Feeling happy? ♪</i> [grunting] ♪ -<i> This doesn't hurt</i> ♪
- Morning, Squidward. Good morning, SpongeBob. Oh, that's why
I felt great this morning, there was no SpongeBob. [sighing] Now, this is how
I was always meant to live. [chuckles] [yawning]
Bedtime. Oh, a built in alarm clock. Hoo, this place has got it all. [beeping] [beeping, snoring] [sirens blaring] What is it? Why?
What's happening? - Eight, seven...
- Oh, no. - It's not an alarm clock!
- Five, four... It's a countdown! Two, one. [Squidward screaming] [music playing] Huh? What- What the- uh.
That was horrible. [humming] [dinging] [humming] [chirping] [doorbell ringing]
Huh? [grumbling] [SpongeBob]
Hey. Whatcha doing? I'm... busy. [rooster crowing] [Squidward humming] [sighing] Well, 20 minutes in the bath
is probably enough. [sighing]
Another day... another day. [humming] [humming] [music playing] [music playing] [chirping, music playing] [music playing] <i> Hello and welcome one and all
to a super special episode</i> <i> of House Fancy.
I'm your host, Nicolas Withers.</i> <i> Our first very special guest
on today's show,</i> <i> will be none other than--</i> [phone ringing] Oh. I think I'll take my bike today. I'm my own man. Now these neighbors
know how to live. [music playing] Intensive. Hmm. I bet they won't have...
[gasping] Wow! They have it! Canned bread!
This town is great! I would really be impressed
if it had... an interpretive dance academy. [music playing] Yeah, it's even better
in a group. [music playing] This town is perfect. [music playing] A clarinet trio? [music playing] [rooster crowing] Another great day. Oh, look,
everybody's on their bike today. It just gets better
and better. All together. [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] I sorta don't feel like playing
my clarinet today. [music playing] Must... re... lax.
[popping] [sighing] Look at yourself.
You're losing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much.
Now, repeat after me. You will not go back
to the Krusty Krab. I will destroy the Krusty Krab. [screaming] SpongeBob! - Have you finished--
- No! That's it. That's it. No matter what sick fantasies
run through my mind, I will not go back
to that restaurant! [panting] Have you finished those errands? [panting] Have you finished those errands? [panting] [SpongeBob]
Have you finished those errands? [panting] Have you finished those errands? [panting] Have you finished those errands?
[panting] Have you finished those errands?
Have you finished those errands? <i>Have you finished those errands?
Have you finished those errands?</i> <i> Errand? Errand? Errand?
Errand? Errand? Errand?</i> Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? No, I am not finished
with those errands, and I never will be!
So, quit checking up on me! I know what you're up to. Forcing me to come back here
every time you mess up! - But I haven't.
- Okay. Maybe you haven't messed up yet
but you will. You will and when you do,
I'll be there! I'll be there!
[laughing] Gosh, Squidward sure is
a hard worker. He makes me proud
to wear these hats. There.
[chuckles] Now I'll have to stay here
and enjoy myself. [chuckles] I'm not even gonna think
about you-know-who at the you-know-what
doing I-don't-care. [chuckles] Just gonna... relax. Let Squid's day off... begin.
