Squid Game Parody - Season 2 | Ep.1

open your hand huh what's this for your money nah that's what you could have if you actually did them don't clean your room these children never gonna learn i'm done with this man i can't take it anymore i'm out i'm going to take out the garbage mom about time you did something around this house i know that's right hey [Laughter] hey can i play can you spell bro what because that's what your bank account and jump shot look like with them bottom bottoms are you talking about my shoes that's what he said kick rocks [Laughter] hey that's about hello sir can i talk to you for a minute i'm not interested in forex it's not that i've got a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you please tell me more who are you and how do you know my name would you like to play a game with me brian what type of time you want i'm not about to join you what was you saying how do you like the idea of never getting whooped again i told you i was interested i know you know what dachi is i've seen squid games bro i'm not playing each time you win i'll pay you one thousand dollars what you say and you'll pay me the same if i win see man or you can go back home to your mom and finish your chores i'd love to see how that turns out oh so you just gonna decide to run away okay that's not an option which color would you like shoot damn bro you got the money right i mean i was supposed to get my trauma in today but you see um you don't have it bro i'm a kid i don't have that kind of money okay you can pay in other ways what you mean yo what's good with you bro i'll take 1k off per pop one more round bro uh come on [Applause] one more round one more one more time again i ain't been walking like that since i was a child dude he's getting torn up do you see this this isn't fair you think we can try double or nothing bro can you just i just wanted you to relax first [Music] no let's go come here a little bit what what if i told you there were other games where you could make 10 times more i have a better chance winning the lottery your name is dt known earlier today you ran away from home because you was tired of getting your butt torn up how does he know that you attend baby county high school you're an aquarius and your social security number is okay enough huh it's about smelling up quick give me a call if you're interested my number's on the back [Music] 1 800 squid peck what does this even mean well at least your boy ran up a thousand today oh snap jack mom you won't believe what just happened and that's for leaving the house without asking now don't cut the grass [Music] hello who's carly man you know who it is you just gave me your number 15 minutes ago would you like to play yes please i've got to get out of here here's what you must do please state your name and birthday where's your brother huh i don't know i wasn't playing outside with her i don't care the street lights are old if you don't go find them right now then that's your cheeks too yes ma'am dj where are you mr d say no yeah that's me password please left cheek right cheek look like everybody pop some like wood in it how long will it take to get what what the hell going on like a green bean excuse me sir we got one over here um what are you doing trying to focus on you shut up no no no 12 what was that damn it up on the board old head there are 456 players here and your grips why'd you get number one when we all know you'll be last must have a sarcasm huh well you better get a number one and a number two if you keep messing with the omg on life then relax hey i'm the very last number as you should be 13 you're acting like i didn't just tell you how many people were in here i know that idiot my doctor said calvin numbers helps prevent dementia you mean dementia if you have health conditions what are you doing out here because my doctor said i got two days to live so i'm getting dirt damn well let's one wouldn't look at it oh and i meant to ask what's your name oh my name is um oh my number name that was a name tag ah um my name is uh um oh my name my name is [Applause] [Music] it's okay you can just tell me later i can't remember me i took the rap for you plenty of times and the one time i needed you you folded yeah you couldn't tell my mom you put the juice on the carpet she didn't want to look at you bro you knew the brisk you violet that's all you got is he good his ass look up look up hey look up do the dude that's all my runaway money where is it where did you put it huh huh yo what's good with you man who are you and why do you need to know that [Music] who are you i mean what's up what's up in texas anytime a daddy be real what's up okay yo what's up man [Music] i would like to send a warm welcoming to you all everyone here will participate in six games over the next six days whoever wins all six games will leave here with a very secured bag and how we know that ain't cats when we got in that band who emptied our pockets and used some gas that smelled like fettuccine and boo-boo to put us to sleep they kidnapped us facts yeah yeah get it there we go yeah i'm with him yeah and what if there's a scam and we can't even make money we're all gonna have to go back home they kidnapped us yeah and now we're in some warehouse being told we're about to play some games for money that size square i'm talking to you and your aim sucks the actions taken were mandatory in order to ensure the safety of each player in a highly classified location you will return home safely once the games are over all participants called and offered to volunteer according to you guys have mass why what have you done what are you hiding we cannot and will not disclose our faces to any of our staff or participants to maintain the necessary secrecy equality of all players in this facility okay we believe you this guy got him that time hey are you dead nah just graze my ear well get up before anybody notices oh you're right please trust us what was that what [Applause] you know what you're a dead man i actually don't believe a word coming out your mouth you can get savings to justify your illegal access taking place here but we won't buy it you will have to do more than that on our charts player number 218 you are a well-known rat that has snitched on every friend or sibling you've ever had until december 1st 2021 your mom caught you in the lie saying that your vine account was still popping and you were making loads of money but in reality you were using her credit card and she has been whooping you every day since she found out and you know you're about to get exposed soon which is why you appeared here to play these games you're trying to find an out you've reached the end you're pathetic you're a scammer you're untrustworthy you're a disappointment which is why you're here and you know it stop talking before i say more okay okay that's enough i'll fall in line player number 274 you got caught stealing money out of your mom's piggy bank for fortnight skins that's not true and got a 24-hour weapon in a broken xbox in return player number 300 15 weapons in debt player number 101 2 678 weapons in debt player number 456 your failure to complete choice has caused your cheeks to become permanently clenched as a self-defense mechanism everyone standing here in this room is on the brink of childhood ruin due to their beyblade ways okay bro we get it we all tired of getting whoops and you know all about apparently there's it one chance to accept a load of money and never get whooped again can we get on with the game very well all participants called and offered to volunteer according to their own free will this is your last chance to decide on taking advantage of this golden opportunity hey what kind of games you got for us no information about the games will be discussed ahead of time hey how big of a bag we get if we pull this off [Music] your prize money will be accumulated in there after every game yo if you do not wish to participate speak now or forever hold your peace i'm ready to play sign on the dotted line uh are y'all sure this is safe to sign yes it is i'm also a lawyer i've got my clients out of women's plenty of times [Applause] with the heights you're reaching on by and all the deals you've landed you know i'm taking your word i'm signing oh that's already gone me dog this is the front man speaking preparations for the first game are complete you may now begin attention all players the first game is about to begin please follow all the staff's instructions and make your way towards the game hall [Music] after you enter the game hall please wait behind the line until further instructions [Music] kyle kyle kyle get awesome dude i'm gonna be first to die i don't care you get i don't need a manager honestly immediately i don't know what the hell is going on around here i don't know if y'all just like kyle my man what are you doing here oh hey bro uh you know just getting getting this money i thought you already had it it's in the mail it's on the way like yeah yeah crazy you know your mom's talking the other day and she said you was heading out to l.a for like a vine ceremony or something yeah yeah you know i've been out there you still sit down big things on vine yeah i know it don't even tell me i know it yeah you've been on it yeah yeah we're making money i don't know how about this we got this bro for sure what was that guys talking about huh like you being in debt the same cow exum that blew up on vine man he don't know what he's talking about bro no shot all right so what you doing here man i got here money hold up you see that my trigger over there that looked like someone mama you look good i'm saying all right y'all so the first game we playing is red light green light it's gonna be easy i'm built for this is this what she wears just out in public this is so just unprecedented talk while i talk and see what happens or what granny any more comments oh my god then let's play game time did somebody say vip mama's in the house people really dying out here bro the hell is going on this is not what i signed up for all right now moving green stop on red y'all got it that's all we gotta do it's not gonna be easy bro is this a joke we only get 10 minutes green light [Music] red light okay okay i see y'all green light yeah it's certain oh that's all i'm winning i'm gonna say that right now i hope my baby cow brings home that money i mean uh uh his money [Music] green light i i meant red light oh i'm sorry did you did you just slip up no you need to redo that there's people's lives in stake and you over here talking about i mean that makes no sense is nobody going to sit and defend themselves we're not we're not we're not sheep we're lying and we're here to eat and be free and leaders the only person i only listen to and i will follow through is jesus and ain't nobody here looks like they're not enough money in the world for me to just just just to respect myself like this you're gonna say i mean well i mean get your ass out here put on a different outfit act like you got some sense all right and say what you need to say correctly because this is this is getting crazy you over here hitting people with the belt you just get them breathing on people's necks i don't know what what is this this ain't the squid game this is the hood game this is getting out this is getting outrageous for real can you say green light the boy in front of me the way he's gonna just like you look like you for the bust are you threatening me this is unacceptable liter you know what i got something for you you stay right there because already murder jail time jail time murder thank you stephen i really need some help stephen this there's a woman here literally in a bathroom in a shower cap screaming at people talking about red light green light and i i don't even know what's going on you know i love being some survivor so i wanted to come out here you know because they said the game was like kind of like survivor and i wanted to come out here because you know i love you subscribe and i came out here and talked about some squid games from korea i don't know nothing about korea we're in the middle of the woods they don't even look like georgia anymore steven it looks like hell please come get me and send send people fast because they're killing hey the cops are on their way and you're gonna get it greenlight please help me i i can't die she knows me old lady i'm so sorry for what i said earlier please help me no it's too late for that please help me i'm so sorry we're both really about to die because of you hey she's cheating let go let go of me please please i swear to god please do not just help me there's no helping you from here it's over anything i'll i'll i'll be on your team i'll listen i'll i'll please i believe i don't care i don't care my husband is a sheriff i can do what anything you need i know how to investigate i don't want to figure out i can get off me please [Music] i'm sorry [Applause] red light [Music] green light oh my god what do you think's gonna be the best game they play that uh that tile game looks kind of crazy not gonna lie what nah nah that tug of war game is gonna be crazy i can't do it again you don't go find them right now red light man i hope the next game's harder green light so you think mama trucks will he must went to the bathroom no you don't have to do this my mom said if i don't come home with my brother then my cheeks are done too whatever it takes green light red light green red light okay you got me i'll just wait til next game green light yo get up you gotta eliminate it bro stop playing dead red light hey yo tom out i think he's hurt somebody call an ambulance [Music] run [Music] [Music] [Applause] is [Applause] green light [Laughter] red light green light red light green light my god i told you you told me yeah that's my boy where you been a bathroom break do you not understand i'm a square aka top ranked which means i call the shots roger that [Applause] rookies [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign that a badass in your forehead what ah you got it hey that didn't count right oh no oh my god it's awesome right oh totally green light sorry y'all i got games on your phone bills to pay detay yeah don't look back just listen you gotta move we're running out of time you won't get caught if you're behind somebody got you light red light that could have been bad that's us triangle what are you doing come on huh oh coming sorry about that green light red light who's that behind me oh it's there now huh hey chill out don't try nothing green light [Music] green light red light green light dude when that lady grabbed that guy's leg i know right i'm surprised he he's dead tell the front man we have an intruder okay hey triangle come help me dispose of this body what do i have to you can't just get circle or something i know damn well circling just touched me bro here we go [Music] [Music] triangle that's enough you're a circle you're at the bottom of the food chain the lowest rank the weakest link you're at the bottom of leaderboard you get carried you don't play in the game you play fifth quarter you're a bottom feeder you're a benchwarmer you're the anchor of the team you know why because you literally hold us down that's why you just spit in your mask i didn't think that through you right but guess what what you're still a circle damn sorry for the hold up is this guy dead uh yeah he is okay cool i was just wondering we'll grab the other side is there something you want to tell me triangle huh no uh um you're enjoying this more than me aren't you yeah let's get them up [Applause] green light [Applause] red light whoa [Music] oh i need me to hit him i appreciate greenlight [Music] i told you i was good at everything yeah hell yeah that's for you mama i catch cross crocs don't catch me [Music] let's go [Music] stop the game i'll get them did you forget the rules you don't do a thing unless i tell you to yes sir oh hell no yup saw that coming what else killed him yes sir too easy no matter what i do i'll always be a circle i quit ain't no way he's making it [Music] my [Music] did he make it huh i'm alive kyle kyle kyle kyle what should i say vine sensation bro we made it that's cold what do you think the next game is going to be but i i got no clue yeah we'll see we're going to kill it yeah [Music] [Music] if i barely survived that game there's no way i'm making it through the next one i agree what a jerk i know this is wrong we can't [Music] had to happen [Music]

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Id: iOcN0IuJVCk

Length: 39min 28sec (2368 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 14 2022