SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #4: The Evolution Theory

are the bikini bottom citizens the result of nuclear radiation who is pearl's mother what is the krabby patty's secret formula these are by far the three biggest questions in the show spongebob squarepants and today i'm going to be answering all three of them and more with just one theory get ready for the darkest spongebob conspiracy you'll ever see this is the evolution theory we're back with another spongebob conspiracy guess i'm the spongebob guy now that's that's all i make you guys sure love these spongebob theories alex bail out with another video the makers of spongebob interfere to put in their own message to brainwash you people squillium sends the doctor in he's not really a doctor he's just trying to infiltrate that little round thing on his head there oh my god thank god for alex bail look at that he's helping me prove my point you know what that is awesome maybe some of you love them a little too much you know i got other videos right i i make films and stuff too anyone want to watch those anyways by far the most popular spongebob theory out there is the bikini atoll nuclear radiation theory it's pretty simple it's been confirmed that bikini bottom is actually beneath a real-life place called bikini atoll from 1946 to 1958 the united states did nuclear test there devastating the area and leaving it radioactive even to this day the theory states that the reason why the citizens of bikini bottom can talk and have formed advanced societies is because of mutations caused by these nuclear tests and that's about the whole theory even though there's tons and tons of videos about it none of them actually go in depth with it or really look through the show for evidence but you all know that if alex bale is making a theory on it then it's not going to be some baby surface level analysis i will watch every single episode of spongebob i will read every page of the goddamn wikipedia if i'm making a theory on it then you guys know it's gonna be good and once i really started looking into this theory i realized that there is so much more here than anyone thinks get ready because today we're going to be solving the biggest mysteries in the history of spongebob squarepants and changing the way you look at the entire show so without further ado let's begin the theory in order to find out whether the bikini atoll theory is true we first have to determine whether fish talking and being so intelligent is unique to bikini bottom or if that's just the way the spongebob universe works you know it could just be that all animals in this world are able to talk and that's completely normal because at the end of the day spongebob is still just a cartoon well if we take a look at season 10 episode 10 feral friends we get a bit of a hint about how the spongebob world works in this episode a green moon appears and transforms all the characters into less cartoony real-life versions of themselves patrick just like in real life they can't talk and end up trying to eat each other the french narrator is watching all this unfold and he says this very important line i have been monitoring the behavior of the green moon all day it is called neptune's moon every 100 years it de-evolves everyone in bikini bottom into primal fish every 100 years it de-evolves everyone in bikini bottom into primal fish so this implies that the characters in bikini bottom are more evolved and were once like these primal fish but this doesn't prove that the evolution only exists in bikini bottom it could still be a worldwide phenomenon remember that bonus dvd clip i found in my television theory it was about humans studying fish in bikini bottom because of their intelligence landlove and scientists have tried to learn the secrets of intelligence their studies led them to the sea where the citizens of one undersea colony demonstrated a genius so enormous the scientists felt compelled to record their actions for use in teaching mankind how to live better this makes it sound an awful lot like the fish and bikini bottom actually are uniquely evolved and it's not some worldwide phase then in the spongebob 20-year anniversary special spongebob's big birthday blowout we get a major piece of evidence for this theory spongebob and patrick take a tour of the surface world and eventually go to a fish store and see some very realistic less evolved fish [Music] what kind of monsters would want to keep fish folk in jail like this they're so beautiful they can't talk back to spongebob and patrick and they're actually able to swim freely through the water instead of being affected by gravity they are clearly showing us that both evolved and primitive fish exist in this universe at the same time now sometimes we've seen bikini bottom characters represented as realistic fish like this but only when they're out of water never while they're still in water like these fish we even see this again in the beginning of the third spongebob movie sponge on the run the movie opens with a coral reef full of these realistic primal fish but eventually we get to bikini bottom where the more of all fish live so there you go direct proof that the citizens of bikini bottom are uniquely evolved this is a very deliberate world building choice for the creators to make so i guess that kind of confirms the bikini atoll theory theory confirmed we did it well let's hold on for a second as much as i'd love to call this theory complete there's actually one major piece of evidence that gives me some resistance something i've never seen anyone else bring up when talking about this theory prehistoric bikini bottom we've seen episodes like ugg or sb129 that showed bikini bottom millions of years in the past but we still see evolved versions of spongebob and patrick sure they may not be super intelligent or advanced but they're still clearly way more evolved than the primitive realistic versions we see in feral friends or in the fish store so how are we seeing these evolutions millions of years before the bikini atoll tests well unfortunately i think the only conclusion is that the bikini atoll theory just isn't true i mean clearly something has caused bikini bottom citizens to be uniquely evolved there's no denying that but whatever caused it took place millions of years ago and couldn't have been the bikini atoll nuclear tests then what really caused the evolution in the entire show the only thing we've seen that directly affects the evolution of characters is the green moon and feral friends except the french narrator specifically calls it neptune's moon it is called neptune's moon named after the ruler of the seven seas king neptune king neptune is a character who's been around since the beginning of the sea he's a character who the bikini bottom citizens view as their god and he's a character who has the ability to change fish into other forms king neptune used his magic to turn the fish of the sea into more evolved subjects for him to rule over he's the one who's been behind it all this time now i could spend this entire video talking about king neptune and his weird continuity and contradictions in the show but i'll save that for another theory what i'd much rather talk about are the implications of having evolved and primitive fish coexisting in the sea now we know that this evolution isn't specific to just bikini bottom we've seen different cities and places far across the ocean that still have talking fish which makes sense because the marine life in bikini bottom has evolved to resemble humans so it's no surprise that just like humans they've expanded beyond bikini bottom and colonized other areas of the sea but now i have an interesting question for you what is the relationship between evolved fish and primitive unevolved fish well they probably just peacefully coexist in the sea without bothering each other you know just like real life humans and animals wait a second in season 3 episode 10 the krusty krab training video there is this hilarious absurd moment when they're talking about mr krabs after the war krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless like what war happened in bikini bottom they just tell us this and then completely drop it but with this new context is it possible that crabs fought in a war against these primitive wild fish of the sea i mean let's remember in feral friends some of those de-evolved fish were massive compared to the evol fish and they immediately started attacking each other ah the battle for the survival of the fittest rages on in the animal kingdom so yeah in order for the bikini bottom citizens to survive and expand they would probably break into some kind of war and from the sounds of it this war must have been pretty brutal to put mr krabs into such a deep depression but i'm getting ahead of myself is there actually any evidence that proves the war mr krabs fought him was specifically this evolutionary war well through the few flashbacks we get we know that mr krabs served in the navy and yes they were sailing ships on an ocean even though they're already underwater this is actually a real life phenomenon where certain parts of the sea can have a higher level of salinity and it looks like an underwater ocean shout out miss parks my high school marine biology teacher we also know from maps of bikini bottom that the town is surrounded by this underwater ocean so that places mr krabs wore outside a bikini bottom where this evolutionary war would have to take place then if we took a look at mr krabs home we see it as full of memorabilia from his past days in the navy but hidden within here is something that will absolutely blow your mind and answer one of the biggest questions in the show hanging there on his wall is a picture of a massive whale next to a ship you don't think that could be no it can't be pearl's mother pearl is mr crowd's whale daughter the show never really explains how a crab can be the father of a whale but most people just assume she was adopted people have been speculating about who pearl's biological mother is for years and i think we finally just found our answer we've seen two photos of this whale on a ship in season 3 episode 9 just one episode before we find out mr krabs fought in a war since this is among all of mr krabs navy stuff i think we can assume that this is something he encountered and not just some random picture of a whale and a ship above the ocean the whale is massive compared to the ship we've seen adult whales of bikini bottom before but they are nothing compared to the size of this whale this has a much closer resemblance to pearl when she de-evolved in feral friends and became massive so this has to be an unevolved primitive whale and the picture clearly shows them fighting not only does this prove that there was a war between evolved and primitive fish but mr krabs definitely fought in it but this also implies something very dark mr krabs killed pearl's mother the only direct reference we get in the show to pearl's mother is one of mr crab's many sayings mother of pearl mother of pearl mother of pearl holy mother of pearl he uses it in places something like holy crap or dear god only saying it when something truly shocking or terrible happens because he knows the terrible thing that happened to pearl's mother why did mr krabs go into such a deep depression after the war because he's haunted by what he's done and the smoking harpoon to prove it is right there on his wall so that leaves us with an important question why did he adopt pearl after he killed her mother he probably realized she had an infant daughter who had the evolutionary genes instead of leaving her to die he adopted her as his own all while keeping the dark secret that he was responsible for her mother's death whew childhood ruined yet well don't worry there's still time for this theory to get even worse now's your chance to remove yourself before things get really dark [Applause] still here okay so here's a fun question what's the deal with all the pets in bikini bottom how come most fish are basically humans but a snail or a worm acts like a pet well just like humans have domesticated wild animals it should be no surprise that evolved fish have domesticated primitive fish as pets unlike the massive primitive fish that the bikini bottom citizens had to go to war with there's also smaller primitive fish like jellyfish snails spirit worms sea horses and clams that the bikini bottom citizens were able to form a symbiotic relationship with oh and i thought you said this was going to be the dark part alex they're living peacefully together that's nice okay okay you got me here's another fun question where do the citizens of bikini bottom get their food i mean sure some of it is plant-based but there sure does seem to be an awful lot of meat-based food under the sea i think you know where i'm going with this the bikini bottom citizens eat primitive fish it's not cannibalism if they're less evolved than you right there's no moral dilemma there in season 3 episode 13 we see direct proof of this when the characters go fishing for primitive clams this is something completely normal in this world and then there's the chum bucket which sells chum chum chum is literally just ground up fish the show isn't even hiding this now we don't really see too much of the meat harvesting side of bikini bottom and i'm not surprised they're keeping it on the dl you know with the whole cannibalism thing but there is one secret to making food that is kept more secret than anything in bikini bottom the best kept secret in the entire show you already know what i'm gonna say the krabby patty secret formula throughout the show there's been lots of contradictory evidence about the krabby patty secret formula in season 4 episode 7 mr krabs says it's an old family recipe your mother knows the krabby patty formula of course she does it's an old crabs family recipe but in season five episode one apparently mr krabs discovered it on his own by accidentally mixing random ingredients together i've done it i discovered the perfect patty batter sometimes it's a secret formula sometimes it's a book sometimes it's a secret sauce and any glimpse we get at the formula is just random nonsense there is a ton of contradictory evidence out there but i think this might all be intentional in order to throw people off mr krabs has spread misinformation about the crappy patty formula in fact he's already done this in season 3 episode 18 by hiding a fake formula for plankton to find that says he's the secret ingredient mixed together with the most important ingredient of all four heaping pounds of freshly ground plankton and the contradictions aren't just inside the show even one of the spongebob crew members once said that krabby patties are vegetarian and contain no meat but i've always been a little suspicious about what the creators say they've also said that they're not allowed to show fish as food except they clearly do with chum clam fishing and all the many many gags where fish turn into food it's almost like they're not allowed by nickelodeon to publicly acknowledge this because that could create a controversy but they could still sneak this dark secret into the show so what is the true secret ingredient where does the meat really come from it's strange we never really see mr krabs get the meat delivered or at least go out himself to get it it's almost like he has all the meat he needs stockpiled somewhere hmm what primitive meat can mr krabs have access to maybe he's been holding onto something from the war hmm what could mr krabs have killed during the war that he doesn't want anyone to find out about something big enough to supply him with meat for years without needing more hmm what could that be you really going to make me say it mr krabs is using pearl's dead mother's carcass to make krabby patties we did it yeah we solved the mystery we did it i'm so glad season 1 episode 15 sleepy time mr krabs has a dream that he's on a boat fishing for a massive dollar this is his memory of killing pearl's mother except now all he caesar has is money and take a guess what name he calls the dollar what you're doing mr krabs pick a neptune's pocket what are you talking about i'm talking about cold hard flipping cash it's the mighty movie dollar moby dollar a direct reference to moby dick a story about hunting a whale are you kidding me and that is the evolution theory i warned you guys this would be a dark one the bikini atoll theory king neptune pearl's mother the krabby patty formula we hit everything in this theory even if you don't agree with all of it you gotta admit a lot of this makes sense eugene crabb's aspirations for money and greed have caused him to do terrible terrible things at least his love for pearl seems to be real so maybe there's some small amount of good in him and even though pearl's mother probably provides tons of meat eventually he's gonna run out and he'll have to face what he's done well unless of course there's another whale he has access to nope nope no no no no no no no no no no no mr krabs wouldn't do that he loves pearl he's not just raising her for krabby patty meats even mr krabs isn't that much of a monster from every side i've ever seen to the sweetest sound i've heard i'd gladly give up everything for the money that i've earned huh well already then that's the end of that theory just gonna end it here before there's any more dark plot twists you guys have been insanely supportive with these spongebob theories so i guess i have to make more i've been your host alex bale thanks for watching uh hey just wanna let you know that i uh i think i'm gonna take a break from the spongebob videos for a little bit uh it's not you i mean i mean the videos are great people people love them it's just i think i want to go back to making actual films for a bit uh oh okay then uh thanks for everything i guess i'll just i'll just see you around when i found you you were unnoticed and unloved but no you have millions of views you have sponsors why would you forsake them i just you know i don't i don't want to really make these videos forever you know i don't want to be known as the spongebob guy my boy you really think they will care about your little films i am your muse i have given you the gift of knowledge if you wish to go back to anonymity then be my guest but i know who you really are [Music] hey

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Length: 19min 49sec (1189 seconds)

Published: Thu May 20 2021