SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #1: The Squilliam Theory

squeal young fancy son fancy's on squillium fancy sons william fancyson iii is squidward's rival from high school band class so i just took my private yacht across my private lake to my private heliport he's more wealthy popular and talented than squidward and he always rubs it in his face that's right i'm living your dreams squidward oh just succeeding in everything you failed in but i intend to prove that he's a fraud using his wealth to make himself seem more popular and talented than he actually is he goes to ridiculously extreme and expensive lengths to humiliate squidward and show his superiority and i'm gonna prove it spongebob is one of my favorite shows from my childhood even going back now and re-watching the old ones it still holds up you might think it's just a kids show there's no continuity there's nothing worth theorizing about but the show constantly brings back characters and references to previous episodes and if you look closely you can connect the dots and find some very interesting stories and today i'm going to prove that skwilliam fantison iii is a manipulative fraud evidence number one the pet hospital we first meet squillium in season 2 episode 15 band geeks the episode opens with squibber playing the clarinet and getting a knock on the door [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeah uh we're with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises immediately after squibber gets a call from squillium hello you've reached the house of unrecognized talent please start after that sounds as though you've got a dying animal to attend to hey old chum i believe that not only was squillium spying on squidward to know when he was playing his clarinet but he also hired the doctor to come and embarrass squidward yeah uh we're with a pet hospital down the street that hospital down the street we have never seen a pet hospital in bikini bottom we've only ever seen just the regular bikini bottom hospital we've seen this purple doctor fish before but once again he's never worked at a pet hospital we've only ever seen him at the regular general hospital well mr squarepants it seems you have the suds are you ready for your treatment then there's this green fish behind him and we've only ever seen him as one of the many identical paramedics that work at the bikini bottom hospital we even see him at the end of the episode to take squillium away after fainting so it is very likely that squillium hired these two and told them to pretend like they're from a pet hospital just to humiliate squidward but this is just the start of squillium's elaborate lies evidence number two the bubble bowl in the same episode squillium also says i'm the leader of a big fancy band now and we're supposed to play the bubble bowl next week the problem is i'm busy next week and can't make it so i was hoping you and your band could cover for us but we've never seen squillium's band before and despite claiming he's too busy to make it to the bubble bowl he still shows up at the end to watch squidward's band so both his excuse and probably his band were made up to pressure squidward into humiliating himself at the bubble bowl evidence number three squillium's friends in season three episode eight squillium returns squidward leaves for work and conveniently bumps into squillium and all of his fancy friends despite squealy of not seeming like the kind of guy that would come near the krusty krab he and his friends make fun of squidward for working as a cashier hold it don't tell me you're a cashier i'll fly lying always makes it worse but i believe that this encounter was planned out by squillium in advance and he hired all of those people to pretend to be his friends take a look at william's friends they're all nicely dressed you kind of get the sense that they're fancy high status members of bikini bottom but they aren't this is more like what the fancy rich people in bikini bottom look like these are just some regular bikini bottom citizens most of them usually don't even wear nice clothes like this and most of them are regulars at the krusty krab and would already know squidward is a cashier my paddy doesn't have enough slime these are not the type of people squilliam would hang out with i mean why would skwilliam be hanging out with one of pearl's teenage friends at the end of the episode squirm even admits to his whole life being fake i made everything up about my life i have no yachts jets or anything i was only trying to impress you and then of course he quickly says he's just kidding is that true of course not i'm filthy stinking rich but was he kidding i mean obviously he's rich but is there a nugget of truth in there evidence number four the statue in season seven episode six squidward has to pick up trash for community service and squillium once again conveniently bumps into him and reveals he's cleaned up so much trash the city actually built a statue of him maybe if you clean up bikini bottom they'll build a statue of you oh wait they've already built one of me i cleaned up all the bikini bottom in only one week i believe that once again this encounter was staged by squillium and he actually paid to get that statue built as squillium tells squidward about the statue a female fish admires it and says bless you school you fancy bless you but if you remember this is one of those friends squillium likely paid making her whole comment feel very fake by the end of the episodes squillium statue gets destroyed a police officer approaches and they have this exchange this is your statue it was squillium admits that it's his statue not the city's and why else would the officer give him specifically a ticket if it was city property evidence number five the concert in season six episode 17 squivered watches squillian play the clarinet at a big fancy concert he receives a standing ovation causing squidward to leave angrily but i believe this entire concert is a scam not only has the audience been paid to cheer but squillium never even touches his instrument once again many of the audience members were part of squillium's quote-unquote friends but we also never actually see squillian play the clarinet the episode opens right after he's finished his performance with the audience cheering and one member of the audience says he's such a great musician he doesn't even have to touch an instrument to be brilliant maybe the real reason squibber leaves so angrily is because the audience cheered for squillium even though he never even touched his clarinets maybe squillium is just as bad as squidward at the clarinet and he's trying to hide it skwilliam has gone to some pretty extreme lengths just to humiliate squidward but nothing and i mean nothing compares to what he does next evidence number six the music college in the same episode after squidward leaves the concert he's approached by the headmistress of the bikini bottom prestigious music college on to the esteemed squillium fancies in the iii who we all came here to see perform tonight she mistakes him for squillium and offers him a position as a professor squidward pretends to be squillium and teaches a class only for the police to burst in and arrest him all while he's being filmed on live tv and i believe that this is squillium's most elaborate and most expensive scheme to destroy squidward both publicly and legally this encounter where squidward gets offered a job is already suspiciously convenient but listen closely to their exchange william but didn't you just say a minute ago that your name was with two tentacles it is no i mean uh no no i didn't well that's a relief i mean what kind of a would go to their worst enemies music recital what kind of would go to their own enemies music recital how does she know that squidward and squilliam are enemies if she knew who squidward was then why didn't she recognize him why would she mistake him for squillium this feels way too much like she was hired by squillium to set a trap for squidward and if that's not enough the headmistresses associate is literally just a guy from the paid audience wearing a disguise he just threw on some glasses to seem smart squillium knew that squidward couldn't resist the opportunity to teach a music class even if it meant breaking the law my very own music class then we get to the bikini bottom prestigious music college and right off the bat there's something very fishy about this place the building itself is very green and grimy and has a very cheap metal look nothing about this says prestigious except for the big sign on top which feels like the only new thing about this building i think there is a very good chance that squillium just bought some old warehouse then stuck a sign and some paint on it to disguise it as a college i mean look at these other schools in bikini bottom they all have a very nice structure and a paint job but this prestigious music college looks like a dumpster going into the classroom not only does it have another one of schooliam's friends but if this is such a prestigious college how did spongebob and patrick get in here would you two numbskulls mind telling me what you're doing in music class anyway sure patrick's new year's resolution was to learn to play an instrument they say it was their new year's resolution to take a music class but you'd think it'd be harder for them to get into an esteemed music school if they just decided to go to it on a whim seems like they're just letting in anyone to sell this ruse then both the police squillium and the headmistress and a live news broadcast show up at the same time to arrest squidward for impersonating squillium if the extremely coincidental fact that all of these people suddenly showed up at the same time isn't enough for you to believe that squillium set it all up i've got something that's going to blow your mind squillium literally has the police working for him squidward cute tentacles i'm placing you under arrest for impersonating a genius if that doesn't sound like he's been paid off i don't know what does the length that squillium goes to humiliate squidward are insane he literally builds statues and entire buildings just to make squidward feel inferior but why why would anyone go so far to embarrass an old high school band classmates what happened between them what could have caused this extreme level of dedication well unfortunately we never really get much information on their past i've spent hours reading through the spongebob wikipedia and looking at old episodes and there really just isn't any clues that explain their weird relationship i guess we can't solve everything but either way that's my theory thank you so much for listening i really hope you guys enjoyed i'll see you next time wait a second wait a second season 6 episode 5 slide whistle stooges just a normal episode where spongebob and patrick and always squidward nothing really out of the ordinary except i have one question about this episode why does squidward have squillium's robe that is clearly not the purple robe he usually wears that is squillium fancy son iii's robe why would squidward have this unless they were more than just classmates could they have once been dating no way that's not possible there's no evidence to support that right don't be intimidated squidward try to imagine him in his underwear oh no he's hot no it can't be i mean what kind of a would go to their worst enemies music recital it's been right in front of us this whole time our sources last saw evil harassing teenagers up at make out wreath good times good times voted most likely to suck holy

Channel: Alex Bale

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Keywords: spongebob, spongebob squarepants, spongebob conspiracy, squilliam, squilliam fancyson, the squilliam theory, spongebob conspiracy: the squilliam theory, spongebob theory, spongebob mystery, bikini bottom mystery, spongebob skin theory, spongebob squilliam theory, the theorizer, spongebob theories, alex bale, pizza time pizza, Spongebob Squarepants: Skin Theory, skin theory, spongebob conspiracy theory, spongebob squilliam

Id: 8v_NUjGRZ4c

Length: 11min 33sec (693 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 28 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Bosco_is_a_prick]

Spongebob conspiracy theories are my favourite

[u/Password_Is_Mattress]

Patrick - "Makes sense to me"

[u/AbrahamLure]

This video was great, thank you for sharing. Poor Squidward really doesn't catch a break.

[u/bballalexx]

Tbh when I saw squidward with squilliams robe I thought that he was gonna say squidward is squilliam just his alter ego and imagining it.

[u/B4icu]

hot

[u/JoshNunya]

Squidward is gay confirmed

[u/ithacancypher2k]

I really can’t justify watching a 11-minute Spongebob conspiracy video. Could someone summarize

[u/Goodwillflip]

SQUIDWARDS GAY

yea I don't think that surprises anyone...

[u/mrmonster459]

Wow, this makes a ton of sense.