South Park The Fractured But Whole DLC - Casa Bonita and Vampires

this is the best restaurant in the world can we go back soon sure kiddo man those cliff divers were something huh i want to eat more sopapillas [Laughter] i came for the fajitas but i'm staying for the eighth i came ready to eat hey over here i've been looking forward to this for weeks are you in the matinee are you in the matinee i knew i could count on you those vampires kidnapped my sister and brought her here who knows what horrible things they're doing to her you ready to do this good we have to stop them some do not believe in vampires but they are very real i know we've got other problems back in south park but i can't let those monsters hurt my sister stand aside mortals casa bonita awaits before we go in i need to know that you can handle yourself take out these guys and i'll know you're ready [Music] the only way to fight the darkness is with cooler not lame darkness your superhero abilities alone will not be enough you'll need to learn how to harness the powers of the nether realm in order to defeat these creatures [Music] [Music] as another one you've got some seriously sinister moves at your disposal hit one of them with your ghastly grass power then watch closely [Music] it'll change all adjacent enemies pretty cool right who's ready to sleep that's so lame no if not yes [Music] [Music] jelly on my dark power yeah [Music] tag you're it oh no my blood you're rude the day you mess with vampire kind of your third power does different stuff depending on if you target an ally or enemy [Music] you've got it but embrace the darkness within you [Music] your weapons can't defeat us i feel way better time to try out your ultimate butthole [Music] uh an ultimate netherborne becomes death literally you're powered up for the next three turns [Music] [Music] let us end this [Music] this was only going to end one way [Music] all right lord you're ready let's go inside and find karen [Music] not all vampires are bad some are very fine people is there some kind of cosplay event going on wow my castle bonita post is blowing up on constagram if karen turns into one of those vamp pukes i'll never forgive myself i'll scout for karen do you take checks all right hey kid there's a line let's see no what's a chili really know anyway no one can tell me i don't know what i want maybe i can order the tacos but with lettuce cups so do you take checks oh i know i put that coupon somewhere you'd see no no it's not it somewhere no those poor bastards don't even know that vampires are among them we have to stop this evil once and for all look vampires fellow vampires we are gathered in evil here in this hour of darkness in order to celebrate my mercy now let us feast on the blood of the virgin strawberry daiquiris i want one there's karen oh no look at her hair and her clothes they've already started the transformation let's go before it's too late do you take checks [Music] i'm totally getting the pinata plate oh i'm totally getting a chocolate bandito do you take checks sorry every person over the age of two must purchase a meal ticket at the register in order to experience the magic of casa bonito that's right one ticket will get you authentic mexican food death defying cliff divers the world famous black bart's cave and more oh for the low price of 17 per person wow that sounds awesome just come back when you have one of these tickets and all of that is yours we have to find another way in think of something buttlord karen doesn't have much time left [Music] oh i know i put that coupon somewhere let's [Music] do you take checks [Music] somewhere whoa there do you take checks hey no cutting oh i know i put that coupon somewhere oh hey you got a meal ticket go ahead in good job let's go see no no that's not it there's karen let's go hey new kid dude over here this is the biggest restaurant in the world do i look like i want to talk right now you look well adjusted see this one here henrietta eat your non-threatening ethnic food and shut the up mom looks like the last vamp kids are finally here let's get started kids all right kids who's ready for the best birthday party ever we've got a lot of surprises for you it's gonna be so cool you're gonna love it did somebody say speech okay oh man you know i may be a cop and mike's stepdad but my real passion is stand-up comedy who wants to hear a joke james woods dates a woman his own age the end we're having fun aren't we that was the punchline okay who wants a strawberry daiquiri back away from the girl i'm here to save you carrot i won't let them turn you into one of them hey kid we're just trying to be friends with her fine i'm just gonna have to beat the crap out of you [Music] extinguish them they're getting away first we shall feast on your immortal life forces then take [Music] whoa i felt that one over here i bet this party's gonna be we're up to our next butthole [Music] oh hey we're all having fun here maybe let's lighten up those hits okay what's gonna happen next this birthday's full of surprises that's gonna hurt but put a little ice on and you'll be fine we're all just having fun what a party this is turning out to be right [Music] today you crossed paths with the wrong immortal 4th grader [Music] yeah i'm a fan of the offensive tactic too we are eternal we are legions so no weakness [Music] [Music] [Music] next i'll knock your stupid arm socks off they're battle constant it's okay you're not really dead don't tell your parents i know what what's wrong that damn kid over there how come she's not fighting for the last time i'm not a vamp kid what's the difference what's the difference look at us i'm smoking a cigarette we have a common enemy join us help us fight the vamp kids whatever but i'm not wearing one of those costumes wow a plant in the audience you kids know how to put on a show [Music] whoa are you pyromancer class try satanist [Music] them kids deserve what comes to them [Music] quit sucking so hard [Music] that didn't hurt you're still having fun everything's great [Music] oh hey at least your corpse has a beautiful hairdo thanks for coming one down all the rest of them to go the forces of lameness will never win that was satisfactory [Music] [Music] what did you find butthole it's some kind of medallion come on karen's in that room it's locked oh wow you kids found one of the secret scavenger hunt vampire relics find three more to get in the special party room it's vip only cool huh i came up with it myself we like to have fun here they have my little sister in there can't you just open it with a regular key sorry this door has a vampire protection spell you'll have to finish the scavenger hunt if you want to get it open come on let's go find the rest of these stupid relics [Music] [Music] there's some change [Music] i sure wish you wouldn't do that [Music] [Music] i hunger for fried pastry make mine red jelly filled [Music] chiquita the gorilla accidentally made too many soap appears [Music] the uninvited let's get them who can help you peter with this fried dough emergency we will liberate you from the sofa burden come here humans we got the munchies [Music] hey leave them alone those vamp kids are cool chiquita the gorilla says let's just have a fun birthday party okay our new eighth ally will see to your you're destruction on [Music] your kind is not welcome here [Music] another butthole huh why not guess you're not so immortal after all [Music] chiquita the gorilla is not liable for injuries received by patrons [Music] can't wait for a shift to be over [Music] you won't see me coming violence may not cure conformity but we have to be sure [Music] chiquita the gorilla apologizes to patrons in the splash zone the key to the gorilla smells burning hair there's a dark magic inside of you [Music] root on that loser [Music] chiquita the gorilla does not believe in ghosts but holy i feel like something tragic is about to happen [Music] smoking is pretty [Music] cool brutal i try chiquita the gorilla will regulate unruly patrons i almost feel sorry for them chiquita the gorilla could use it oh here we go [Music] [Music] i hear the valley of the shadow of death is lovely this time of year [Music] it's the stroke of midnight somewhere [Music] don't say i never gave you anything you want darkness i can do darkness wow that's pretty god i'm not the only one who's damaged one less vamp douche [Music] chiquita the gorilla regrets not adequately stretching before this combats let me guess you're going to fart [Music] god you made them even lamer [Music] you wanna know real pain and that's what it's like not to have a soul anymore [Music] hey you found another vampire relic seriously how much fun is this scavenger hunt more fun than a sweet 16 party at james woods house huh [Music] okay quick one nice hair [Music] gotta make time for the fans oh no story again nah no way kid [Music] [Music] can't we all just get along says chiquita the gorilla out loud he made chiquita the gorilla feel a little better after making him feel way worse [Music] great chiquita the gorillas should lie down now [Music] yes it breaks the knife [Applause] [Music] i'm like buffy the vampire slayer but not a preppy conformist this should be entertaining [Music] lean into it next time let's go posers ah the product in my hair makes me really flammable i know we're up to our next butthole [Music] [Music] [Music] now hold still please [Music] you dare attack a true servant of darkness ugh barfing usually makes me feel better okay this isn't fun anymore enjoy your death i'm not your worst nightmare i aspire to be here we go even the way they dies lane welcome the darkness one less conformist in the world don't try too hard [Music] mortality's a i would laugh but why start now [Music] wow [Music] mexican poodle do that that conformist gorilla sure got what was coming to him hey new kid dude over here what are you doing in there i was investigating an infestation of vampires here at casa bonita but then one of them threw me in jail i need your help i need you to take a picture of me from my counselor page while i'm in jail you dude you come on i'm not leaving without my commemorative photograph move the camera into place and let's make some memories [Music] yes that's it but ho no no keep going yes that's it but hope yes now come here [Music] nice that's gonna look awesome on my key screen thanks new kid i know you're here to stop the vamp kids too i want you to know i'm gonna do whatever i can to help [Music] maybe after we purge this place we can clean south park of all conformists [Music] dude it's me humankind i'm undercover right now but if you need me i'll do what i can i came back to this universe to have dinner with my favorite aunt uncle and cousin but mexican food gives me heartburn so i'm just eating the lettuce [Music] the food here is pretty good if you pretend it's something else i'm having my birthday party here for sure so many choices the food here is pretty good if you pretend it's something else sorry kiddo my cave is temporarily closed vomit incident oh black bart knows a crime when he smells one [Music] [Music] [Music] get [Music] [Music] [Music] looks like they're distracted find out if one of them has a vampire relic i want that bear wearing the sombrero but i don't have enough tickets are you kidding not when this one's having a meltdown vampires rule this arcade indeed we need more tickets i wish i was better at skee-ball the uninvited let's get [Music] hey it's those kids trying to ruin our party [Music] hey where'd that guy come from another realm we're up to our next in butthole [Music] no rough housing in the arcades silence degree [Music] yes i have a really good feeling about this guys it's not my fault that i hate all of you hey hey no smoking in the arcade person i am no use to my evil brethren you answered with friends right guys you dude [Music] i smell blood trying to bleed that's so lame oh geez did you just barf on the carpet [Music] no mercy i think i need to learn how to do that don't mess this up dickbag [Music] i'm bleeding [Music] bad news bloodsuckers it's the coons turn i serve a higher power as an expert on pain that looked painful [Music] i got some bad news about vampire immortality [Music] punch someone for the fart lord [Music] i am content [Music] where's the relic beyond your reach mortal it's behind the counter and you'll never win enough tickets to get it we'll see about that you're good at video games buttlord go win enough tickets to get that relic it's so cute with the hat everything's fine kids we're still having fun just keep winning those tickets to get that vampire relic okay so much fun [Music] oh if you're in the arcade um listen carefully do not beat my high scores i repeat do not beat my high scores i'll be big [Music] this road leads right to heaven watch out for those columns this is so exciting [Music] no one's ever seen like this before you think this is regular [Music] this is one of the most amazing things of all time of all time [Music] this is so exciting [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] ah oh [Music] [Music] yes [Music] oh dog [Music] [Music] get that my daddy gave me [Music] won't get near my goats no more uh hey [Music] this isn't really a good time your father and i aren't made of money you know but i want it imagine all this could be yours kid keep earning those tickets kid [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hey [Music] [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] uh [Music] [Music] that adorable question will be mine [Music] oh [Music] i'm planning [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh our prizes are all made in vietnam by kids like you that's not gonna gather dust on a shelf soon as you get it home oh wow i thought for sure i'd never get rid of that thing you're rubbing me blind here there's big winds on that old shooting gallery if you got the skill oh look another relic only one more to go best scavenger hunt ever right i want that bear are you kidding not when this one's having a meltdown there's big winds on that old shooting gallery if you got the skill [Music] menus online if you need more time to think about this [Music] the last relics in here hurry up and find it one more we can get another one let's get another one okay that time i blame oh i think you blink [Music] uh [Music] oh black bart knows the crown when he smells one oh i think you bleed we can get another one let's get another one [Music] oh black part knows a crime when he smells one okay that i'm able [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] oh you want this right here well you gonna have to pry for my cold dead hands cause that spam can't stick together right there kids yeah come on let's these up [Music] you know that nightmare you have about hot topic burning down i'm way worse prepare myself [Music] we're up to our next buttholes [Music] that's right reap those them up by hoe [Music] i'm gonna get you [Music] so no weakness [Music] okay try again dorks this think he a vampire slayer you ain't no george clooney this might sting out yo watching you assault i'ma hunt you down like james hunting down bella swine cause if i ain't gonna die like no take that ass mortal you slice the wrong immortal [Music] [Music] [Music] you can't kill an immortal [Music] twilight balls you look pale but not in a cool way the knight is still young [Music] you attack what you don't understand it's go time but lord [Music] foreign [Music] hold up man this ain't cool i love oh no my blood [Music] quit sucking so hard hey male joe ass blood sucker i came here to kill vampires and eat soba peas and i'm gonna do both [Music] way to spread your misery i'ma consume your ass from darkness rest in peace [Music] yo now you're stabbing vampires that shit's depriving that welcome oh my god she totally just throw your souls out and gave them to us [Music] i guess that was pretty cool no way some pajama wear killed my ass [Music] okay we got the last relic let's go [Music] you found the last relic congratulations you win the scavenger hunt now meet me at the vip room for more vampire fun [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] go ahead use the relics to open that damn door hey looks like someone collected all the vampire relics congratulations you're the first vamp kids to solve the door puzzle i wonder what mystical powers will be unleashed oh something's happening i can feel oh i can feel something happening it's is happening in my pocket wow you broke the spell and made this key appear in my pocket now go on in and enjoy the party kids make sure you stop by the clamato fountain and take pictures i set it up myself it's really cool come on let's go karen guardian angel please don't hurt my friends they're not your friends you're just under their spell otherwise you'd see how completely lame they are you've gone too far martha you've laid eyes upon the blood fountain of eternal life now i'm like buffy the vampire slayer but not a preppy conformist [Music] what would bella swan do it's not even your opening moves are lame another puddle huh why not must drink from the blood fountain [Music] abandoned i'll help peps it's time wow this room is gigantic pretty poor use of space i'll mention it on the comment card now hold still please life is paid [Music] you want darkness i can do darkness wow that's pretty god your life force is mine my night children drink deep from the unholy clamato fountain and be rejuvenated [Music] vampire is now in your dead dark one [Music] i crave the red juice of eternal life it's clam juice and tomato how good could it be [Music] please don't hurt them welcome to the last day of the rest of your life when narcissists attack i feel like something tragic is about to happen [Music] okay this isn't fun anymore you don't know the dark voices you're dealing with here driving i'm not the only one who's damaged next i'll knock your stupid arm socks off you won't see me coming you guys are really giving off a negative human energy your next little [Music] you just scored some major brownie points with your dark prince i've written diary is more painful than that [Music] yeah i'm a fan of the offensive tactic too there's a dark magic inside of you [Music] are you a hemophiliac let's find out [Music] [Music] it's the stroke of midnight somewhere [Music] the blood something will heal my unholy wounds [Music] prepare to meet your head [Music] here we go ah do your worst interloper i'll simply drink from the blood of eternal life [Music] nice [Music] well this is ironic [Music] oh here we go stop hitting them they're nice to me time to spread some rabies [Music] by the long dong of justice i can't right now [Music] a small animal in my name later [Music] oh [Music] wish i hadn't cut the fingers off these gloves [Music] this should be entertaining [Music] thanks for standing there like a little deer in the headlights are we really doing this again [Music] nice ones of the damn [Music] a minor affliction i mustn't let it distract me time to feed hey stupid vampires don't try too hard [Music] them kids deserve what comes to them full disclosure this is gonna hurt like hell yeah i am content [Music] it's not fair this is my birthday party and you're ruining it you're not supposed to be here come on karen let's get out of here no guardian angel i won't let you ruin his birthday party come on mike throw here damn it must be under their spell we've got to break it [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you'll pay for interfering in our dark festivities stay away mortals be now [Music] oh jesus are we stuck here forever i need to get back to the table to take my medication soon oh boy this is gonna be great except i'm afraid of biting um oh gosh wow we did it you'll tell my cousin kyle about our great adventure right because he may not believe me karen will soon belong to us you will never get her back oh what an exciting plot development okay bye um [Music] they've tricked you into thinking vampires are cool you have to snap out of it they didn't trick me they are cool see she wants to be with us so why don't you just leave us alone ah enough this ends now [Laughter] you fools you thought my stepson was the master vampire but it was me all along just like in the classic vampire film the lost boys pretty cool huh mike i dress up like keeper sutherland and i'm all like hey i'm the master vampire this is the coolest birthday party ever isn't it mike come on no it's not cool nothing about a vampire theme party is cool it's dumb as no it's not dumb it's a really sweet party and it's really really cool so shut up who wants to hear a joke james woods walks into a forever 21. see karen i told you they were lame oh yeah another puddle huh why not [Music] let me guess you're going to fart [Music] what's gonna happen next this birthday's full of surprises look it's not a werewolf party all right maybe next year thoughts and satanic prayers [Music] hey come on we're doing a vampire theme pentagrams are lame don't even talk to me no mercy you're hurting my friends guardian angel they slammed you karen they're vampires go forth my kinder vampires there's so many of us vampires [Music] hey easy on the frosted tips [Music] whoa the undead are kind of handy time to thin out the crowd [Music] that's not something a sociopath would do at all it's my turn to express myself [Music] give it to me new trusted tips are cool they're famous [Music] just some birthday casualties it'll be all right who's ready to sleep with the nightlight you're better than these dorks new kid oh no my turn [Music] walk it off my lord [Music] [Music] poser huh i die of embarrassment feed my little ones wow there are tons of kids [Music] that didn't hurt you're still having fun everything's great [Music] [Music] [Music] get ready for this dorks [Music] you want to know real pain wow that's dark yeah thanks [Music] [Music] all right i got my hair product it's about to get super cool in here don't let them clear my plate i'm still working on it go forth my kinder vampires there's so many of us vampires [Music] [Music] not my fault that i hate all of you [Music] stop it guardian angel you're scaring me [Music] here i come we're up to our next butthole [Music] see if i wasn't such a cool stepdad i'd definitely call your parents after that [Music] i'm super strong oh gosh [Music] oh god here it comes [Music] oh yeah that's right now who's late the dead kid is feed my little ones wow [Music] keep it up kid we might be friends someday [Music] you're not gonna know what hit you but it was definitely the king [Music] [Music] let's go closers [Music] well the crowd does love a body count it's time [Music] [Music] whoa that was pretty violent but we're still having fun here i really shouldn't drink that hot sauce oh god oh no fire cleanse it all oh look more [Music] many of us little [Music] nightmare fuel dude [Music] dramatic time to die posers you got totally by some demon i smell blood it's time to bleed whoa [Music] okay this isn't fun anymore [Music] my blood runs cold colder than normal [Music] wow nobody's okay go forth my kinder vampires there's so many of us vampires [Music] you took them to a dark place but hope [Music] care for kooning ah you're really into this [Music] i serve a higher power [Music] don't say i never gave you anything i'm freezing congratulations you're dead [Music] nice try but i'm still having tons of fun right now we are eternal we yeah my mouth is still burning up i've made some bad choices i'll be sure to pose dramatically next to your tombstone [Music] go forth my kinder vampires there's so many of us vampires [Music] you're going to a better place help [Music] you just put your hands on a child penal code 13 or as we call it the station at james woods we still like to have fun don't we dude nobody here is having fun yes they are you son of a aren't you having fun little girl i was but now everyone's being so mean ah see she's not having fun it's over dude just give up oh no no i have one more surprise for the birthday boy and it's really super cool a celebrity guest what is he doing dark voices of hollywood hear me open the portal to hell release the spirit of our celebrity guest corey have everybody it works [Applause] come to me corey heym come through the portal follow the scene in my voice [Music] that's corey no you're not supposed to be here you're not the star of the 80s classic the lost boys last boys where i'll find them come on let's go play let's go find the last boys like peter pan come on let's go to black box cave and find the lost boys [Applause] cory haim totally just kidnapped your sister if the impact doesn't kill you then you'll probably drown go after them if karen turns into one of those vamp pukes i'll never forgive myself i'm just gonna say it chiquita is a piece of that gorilla holy crazy bastard made it this could only mean one thing yeah butthole's probably in the water level right now [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] so so [Music] look it's cory hey get him no you're being ignorant i'm so tired of people being ignorant come on vamp kids corey haim is going to help us vanquish the birthday interlopers [Music] no one wants to be defeated shamona came on our time we cannot lose who wants the first cut remember children you can be anyone and do anything timeout [Music] [Music] violence makes me sad children huh why not oh come on death isn't fun let's keep playing [Music] for some super [Music] scary [Music] karen they're vampires [Music] it's like he's walking but on the moon [Applause] let's show these older kids how much fun we're having yes yes just like i taught you i'll have been you child i have a really good feeling about this [Music] you need to make a change [Music] don't mess this up dickbag [Music] oh no i'll kiss it make it better [Music] my life force [Music] come on children let's be good to each other [Music] i feel like something tragic is about to happen [Music] yeah thanks i got some bad news about vampire immortality come on dance with me [Music] step aside friends daddy's home [Music] it's go time but lord [Music] rude on that [Music] loser key [Music] let's go closers [Music] hell satan you're gonna buff me next that you want darkness i can do darkness wow that's pretty god no mercy such a sweet nothing combat is so ignorant [Music] [Applause] [Music] wow cory haynes knows how to dance on the proud punch someone for the far lord [Music] [Music] fish [Music] totally brutal and deserved okay so somebody kiss my booboo [Music] [Applause] at least all of my little friends are ready to play this is for scrambles you bastard this should be entertaining [Music] [Music] i just want to dance and have fun hope you're ready to play no he's possessing karen what's happening [Music] remember children you can be anyone and do anything get out of parent's body you faster how many children they're being ignorant i've got so much love why not be careful my hair is very flammable [Music] sweet [Music] not my fault that i hate all of you damn that's hardcore obviously karen snap out him you've got to fight corey that's ignorant [Music] here we go thought that might knock some sense into you [Music] without the knight we'd never see the stars oh thank you [Music] now go tell everyone you cut yourself manscaping i'll deal with these mortal fools you don't know the dark forces you're dealing with here another foe falls before the might of tuning friend i mean freedom pals what lord's coming out blasting [Music] i like it in here so much hope you're all ready [Music] [Music] that's right reap those get ready for this dorks [Music] who's smoking ignorance shut up corey hayne what just happened [Music] [Music] look we broke the spell karen are you okay i think so i could feel corey haim taking over my body but then i woke up and now i can finally see see how completely lame vamp kids are oh man she's mortal again come on dance let's go watch the puppet show why did i ever want to be friends with those weirdos i told you they were lame what took you so long to realize it i just wanted to have some friends to play with my brother he's my best friend but he's always too busy to hang out with me oh well uh i'll have a talk with him i'll make sure he spends more time with you i promise thanks you know if you were goth you wouldn't even care about having friends really well what would i have to do to be goth it's easy yeah that wasn't that fun boys and girls super sweet party huh here have a gift bag for being a good sport here's one for you and here's one for you and how would you like one young lady no thanks gift bags are lame at least she's not a vamp kid you children put on quite the street performance i'm glad that's over the secret ingredient in the sopapillas is shamed hey i mean oh hey you

Channel: Hippo Reddy

Views: 2,223,276

Keywords: Hippo Reddy, Game, South Park, South Park the fractured but whole, South park the fractured but whole dlc, casa bonita, vampires

Id: lRaU0wSji64

Length: 97min 43sec (5863 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 21 2018