Sol's RNG Is Proof Roblox Is a Lost Cause

so um there's no game here there's no game why are so many people playing this is that what you guys were hoping for I assume that's what you guys were hoping for uh cuz you're probably not going to get much more than that welcome to today's video where we're going to be glossing over Souls RNG because there's nothing to talk about here just like how there's no game here there's nothing to talk about here and I understand why so many people wanted me to cover this how could I not it's a literal noname like I said it just a second ago there's no game here uh and it has over a 100,000 people playing that's like ridiculous how the what is wrong with people but it's honestly a perfect showcasing of what I've been saying for years and if you haven't been able to pick up on this for years then I don't know what's wrong with you you must have something just a serious screw loose in your brain or are completely incapable of understanding that games and I put that in quotes like Blox fruit have had millions of players millions and those games barely classify as games so does it surprise me that a game that is not a game and is just a slot machine but is barely even a slot machine has hundreds of thousands of people playing it not really no if anything these guys are doing me a huge favor by making this terrible noname that has hundreds of thousands of people playing it and you want to know why that is that's because this is the easiest video that I'll make all week yeah I mean normally I have to go through and record for a pretty decent amount of time the lowest that I end up recording for most times is an hour with the longest being tens of hours depending on the video that I'm making but this one I mean I I literally played for 15 minutes and closed the game because I can use all of the footage there's literally no footage I can't use because it's 100% gameplay what you're seeing that's the game or it's not a game can we stop calling it a game uh that's the experience this is why Roblox renamed its games to experience this right here but seriously there's no way in hell I talk about this thing for more than 15 minutes so record for 15 minutes talk about it for another 20 edit for an hour or two and I'm done easy peasy thanks guys but on a more serious note yeah you guys are right this thing right here this showcases everything that's wrong with Roblox and I think the interesting thing about it is I have no idea how this got popular to begin with because as of maybe 2 months ago it literally didn't exist like you you can go on to Google and set your search parameters for 2 months ago and it's a ghost town there's nothing no evidence that the game exists whatsoever and then you jump to today and there's a bunch of cringe Lords making shitty terrible videos that have hundreds of thousands of views for the hundreds of thousands of who are playing this thing I just want to mention that while I was going through and looking things up for Souls RNG I found this game rant article which is a Souls RNG guide for beginners and I read the quick blurb and I just had to click on it listen to this quote Souls RNG is a truly unique game that will keep you entertained for hours there is no huge open world or impressive battles but there is excitement based on the RNG mechanics in the game you you arur novichenko you should be out of a job what what the game rant are you guys okay how do you employ people like this is this a rage bait truly unique game my ass you don't do anything the really sad thing is just how much money the people behind this are making it's downright depressing and borderline diabolical what they've done here because it's so blatantly obvious that it was done on purpose and it worked with fly fing colors I mean before we even talk about some of the stuff when it comes to premium payouts and all that kind of stuff let's just look at the donators yeah that's right I actually had to cut the footage ah more work for me damn it so if we use a devx calculator in order to figure out sort of along the Baseline of how much money these donations have made the game if we just look at the top 10 donators alone they've made $2,830 people have literally given them over $22,000 for for Nothing free of charge they have just handed these people $2,000 almost $33,000 for doing nothing wow people are really stupid well let's be perfectly honest here the main Money Maker here is not donations far from it it's the play time and most notably the premium payouts for those who don't know Roblox game developers get paid when premium users join and play their games as far as I can understand and as far as I could find there isn't any static numbers on just how many people have premium on Roblox or exactly how much these premium payouts correlate depending on playtime and all that kind of stuff but we can assume that the premium payouts are pretty hefty especially when we're considering those numbers that I had a long time ago talk talking about how yba is surely making hundreds of thousands of dollars and that's talking about a game that has like 30,000 players on it this one has hundreds of thousands so yeah we're looking at a lot of money but the real kicker here is the fact that a lot of these premium payouts are based on engagement time how much time people are spending on playing this game well you're looking at the game play well it's not g game play you're looking at the RNG disaster and what exactly is there to do other than sit here and do nothing I mean look at these people what does it look like they're doing do they look like they're playing something no it looks like they took their phone they booted up Roblox they clicked on Souls RNG and then they plugged in their phone and they walked away and that's what they're doing they're not doing anything but what's actually happening here is these dumb Developers are getting paid for people logging in and then walking away they're getting paid for people not playing thousands of dollars potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars for people putting this on their phone and walking away and for what and for what what do you even gain here you get an aura an aura ooh look how cool it looks ooh I can show off to all my friends that I walked away from this game for 2 hours and then came back what the man I said I wasn't going to do that but I just couldn't help myself could I some things never change and you know what that's it that's the video I literally have nothing else to say here but seeing as Souls RNG is capable of wasting people's time and making money why can't I do that it's only fair right there's still footage left it's not good footage you don't want to watch it and you know what I'm doing right now do you want to take a guess go ahead go to the comments give me some engagement like the video and and tell me what do you think I'm doing right now it could be anything uh but if you guessed I'm wasting your time so that way I can get paid you'd be 100% accurate because really it is only fair if they can do it I can do it right do we have any topics of conversation that I can waste your time with why don't we talk about grass grass is pretty interesting did you guys know that grass is green and not only that but it's also a plant and plants photosynthesize if you don't know what photosynthesis is uh you probably haven't been in school long enough or you haven't been paying attention in school so why don't I illuminate this topic for you photosynthesis is what plants do to get food basically what happens is the sun's Rays cast down upon the plants they absorb the energy from the sun and they translate that energy into food and that's how plants survive and that's why if plants don't have enough Sun then they die solar bodies and the sun are just like Souls RNG you know similar so we can draw parallels there and that way I can tell you that me talking about grass is definitely talking about souls RNG and you can't call me a hack fraud for wasting your time in order to try to squeeze more money out of you because I would never do that I'm not as bad as Souls RNG right guys of course I'm right what else can we talk about I've got a bowl here bowls are pretty cool did you guys know that if you have a bowl you can put things inside of it if you put things inside of bowls that's good good on you just be careful not to spill anything out of the bowl just like how I'm going to spill my brains all over the floor if I have to keep playing these games [Music]

Channel: Eclipse

Views: 450,190

Keywords: Roblox, Sols RNG

Id: yHII3HkaXoM

Length: 10min 15sec (615 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 15 2024