so we found a hacker in dead by daylight... (2/2)

all if you can dodge my ass you can dodge a ball you can imagine throwing your ass at someone you imagine you can dodge a ball my what is happening to my world wide web right now oh hello chase we gotta put in the lobby we're here come come come come come come i won't ready up i will not you know why because jason i respect you and i protect you i'm back [Music] hopefully the stream is less likely i don't know what happened i'm sorry interesting conversations all around yeah i just want to say yes oh in general yes yeah cooley i would pick you in the first three choices for sure so i'm third you'd pick me third because you'd pick ethan first what the [ __ ] dude i thought i was your best friend we're [ __ ] fighting dog sing a song now you're beefing baby nobody ever picks me first it's better not to be picked first though my tummy hurts and i don't know why anyway what's wrong with your tummy i don't know it just hurts a little bit um no carl from oh my god we got to stop talking like babies that's all i'm saying yeah i mean i don't know where this came from but y'all are just just keep going with what you're going with did your stream die ethan yeah i had to stop it and restart because it was doing something weird okay guys go refresh don't come into my chat just refresh yeah chad don't go into other people's chats when i'm having issues with my stream they can't do anything about it i know when things are bad happening i'm aware don't worry about it all right whenever anything bad happens on the stream i have my great wonderful team of mods and they come in like a like a navy seal sniper into my dms and they're like yo the stream's [ __ ] and then i go oh okay and i don't address it publicly because y'all don't need to know anything i'll fix it don't go to other people i'll kill you for legal reasons that's a joke oh my god oh my god that's a joke jesus christ live.com live.com oh i'm sprinting again in the media immediately honestly i do it all the time ethan i never stop sprinting i can't help myself never i just need to run everywhere i hope that you guys just full sense i respect it well that's how i feel that's um how i judge if a game is good or not can i run as fast as i can uh nope then no spaces ghost faces ghost face oh god please flying this tower i don't have a sprint burst goes faces don't be more like ghost face ghost face more like roast face yeah that one damn it i almost 360 them twice in a row i was going to be so proud of myself wait wait is that who is that who someone just ran past me it's me i just ran past you okay so should i hide yes indeed i should he doesn't have a terror radius i hear the heartbeat hear the hole for a second that is some racing stripes i will raising stripes that's kind of cool yeah sporty herbie reloaded who oh my god thank you keep wiggling keep wiggling i try my best i die oh no you're not dying killing it yeah i use the purple toolbox on that one i use a red toolbox i'm going to get this gem oh he's not following you i think he's camping a bit more oh now he's coming how did he not see me no he's not he's camping me and camping that jen he's destroying it he's pamping yeah how do you guys see me though oh hello hello all right ethan we're just gonna run away all right okay very quickly go go to the barn oh yes i stopped him in the america all right i'm going to heal myself here are your hands on girl's face i bet this ghost face i can heal you if you want jetties right genie son [ __ ] me oh no you just hurt yourself jeez i stopped healing and i guess it hurt me i don't know why but thank you oh i just i just clenched my butthole so hard holy [ __ ] [Music] holy [ __ ] i'm looping so good you guys better be clipping this [ __ ] i've been so i'm so proud of myself was it instant karma that just happened all right we're gonna finish the wedding we're gonna do this right now yeah we're gonna we finna do this rn right oh my god and we've done it congratulations we have absolutely kicked ass why does it always sound like you're choking on your tongue in some form because most of the time i swear he's always coughing or choking i don't know dude listen listen listen listen listen listen listen up listening because this is it the beat that i'm banging is delicious delicious [Music] okay yeah i'll take that [ __ ] well i am the worst generation of my god please they always claim they know me coming to me call me stacey oh [ __ ] can no other lady put it down like me i'm fergalicious so delicious but i ain't promiscuous and it's worse well that [ __ ] is fictitious i blow kisses [Music] on rock rock don't touch me sir running down the block just to watch and people don't constantly ask for it anymore and that makes me extremely happy because that was extremely annoying that's what you sounded like every time he like he leaves me alone for a second he like loses where i was and then has to look for me i was trying to get sneaky sneaky away we almost don't we yeah he's a new he's a newer booty getting him skewed chicks don't all right i'm coming for the hook okay actually i'm not surprised you guys see that chat did you see that [ __ ] sorry oh he gave up on me oh he he hate me in real life he's coming for myself he's coming for my ass i just i was scared because i know that that park they they can get where they can see when we're healing oh he's right there i think yeah i don't think i don't even know if he has many perks right now look at them oh poor guy oh my god he's chasing you oh i'm sorry but you're healed so you're good can anybody heal me oh i'll try where you at i don't know i don't even know where you are i'll just do this no oh this is so slow i'm running you miss me bye bye friend do you want to finish this first yeah let's do it i've got my peeper on him oh run jason run my he's coming no he's coming after me he i think he saw me dude i'm so sorry from another survivor you're running for me yeah i'm like i don't know what you're talking about he's on me right now real bad sorry i'm sorry i'm scared i'm not what did you guys that's your hand i don't know how i managed to stay alive that long he was chasing me that whole time can't no other lady put it down like me all right let's see somebody hear me here come over here in the dark did you get married yeah he mourned me that was the probably the most gruesome maury i've seen ever what does that mean though yeah it's really cool but like oh my god yo i think he got mad at me because i was like oh well he knows where we are now a little bit of pre don't worry about it wait was that your third hook [ __ ] thank god what oh my god i don't know if ethan's doing okay y'all yeah can you hear me yeah [Laughter] yo y'all gotta let me know if you're on your third hook so i can uh you know i'm exposed i'm exposed well i can't just worried me i don't i was on my second hook but he's a wiener dog what do you mean no he just stabbed me on the ground took a selfie with my body nice wait because maurice don't work on the second hook anymore i i'm 90 sure i only got hooked once i don't know being looped i'm being looped i don't know maybe i did what kind of i'm killing it oh maybe i'm just forgetting i'm sorry on don't be sorry i'm always so bad i'mma open this you give up is that good to do i should open it right yeah open not fully make it get it get the bar till like 99 and then let go he coming after me he's gonna poop on my shoes he's gonna poop in my shoes no he pulled her right on you she provided me where are you on i'm on one means that the killer can kill you without putting you on a hook but they have to get you to almost third hook oh the hatch is over here too by uh somebody else okay five ninety-nine the other gate yeah you got both ninety-nine um all right we both have health states oh he's trying to yeah just trying to become also borrowed time beautiful you can go get eve right now he's chasing me okay number fifteen burger king soldier run and follow me okay [Music] okay okay we're opening the gate by ethan jason uh because he might get me you heal me oh my god jason i love watching you loop killers it makes me learn things can't know otherwise i'm trying to do my best is this your first hook jason no he doesn't have no yeah his first hook we go back yeah good jason if remember he you you're on your last hook so if once you get hit once oh i might escape here i might escape here because he's getting greedy yup yup yup yo you getting drinking do you know where to run yeah i just need i'm going to need help states y'all and to take care for me y'all coming in i'm coming in i'm coming in all right let's go let's go let's go what do we do do we escape yeah we got it we got it yeah yeah let's go don't get greedy with that basement nice that's some hot girl summer [ __ ] baby guys i have to pee again i've been hydrating quite a bit nice my bladder is dude you broke the seal do it to him don't worry about it oh my god i'm going to come in to him brb i'ma go pee oh [ __ ] yes let's go oh hell yeah i have extra spicy upgraded soul guard yeah let's go now yes oh feeling spicy that's your back i'm here wait wait what's your pips i feel like you're almost there right i don't know how to tell uh if you hover over your rank yeah in the top right it'll give you like the little like mark off things ew how many are marked off only one is that bad am i terrible no that's fine one out of three though right yeah so in in one match if you have one good match i believe you can rank up okay because you can get two in a match it's gotta be a good it's gotta get a good uh match though yeah oh i'm so sad i got more than that match i thought i was doing all right wings i just don't know the best way to get like blood not blood points just yeah i guess blood points i feel like there's better ways [Music] oh speaking of blood points ashley we need to play bloodborne against him yes oh my god literally whenever just let me know i i got through a couple bosses so now we can just buy it oh we have to beat mikalash on mine though yeah well hey i got super lucky in my fight with them the last one i did i love reverb let's see if i like her so i can do [ __ ] like that you don't necessarily need to go so the thing about the go xlr is that sometimes it's really hit or miss the preamps on the go xlr are really trash uh to be honest um like i just have technical problems with the go xlr that i don't like but it is cool and it's got a lot of cool features has a lot of potential that i think that they could update in the future the go xlr i bought a dedicated preamp to make my mic sound better and uh i bought three of them because the go xlr shorted out every single one of them oh no he had also ethan reading up oh i'm so sorry oh it's okay i just i want you to keep talking about audience it's not okay i have no idea about anything audio related so i just have a go xlr with my the xlr like is totally fine um but there's some stuff about it that which like for like streaming stuff really doesn't matter it's just like i really like audio and visual stuff and so there's some things about it it's just me being nitpicky to be completely honest yes the audio stuff i can play with but i love like cameras and video stuff please yeah double dodge i'm gonna have a goal for 2021 is to try and take i'm not gonna say i'm gonna do it every day because um because what oh because then i feel bad about myself if i miss it for a day so my goal is to just try and take a picture that i'm proud of every day on my film camera because i really want to get better at shooting film because it's really fun that's cool i like that like that [Music] i think this might be my last game i think my roommates are going to bed soon going to bed soon you know what i hate and maybe y'all can maybe you all can attest to this too i hate oh man what's the deal with airplane food no um i hate when i unsubscribe from an email list but i continue to get emails from them even though i unsubscribe and i don't understand how to stop getting emails from them theater people never sign up for backstage.com i've been unsubscribed multiple times and every time i unsubscribe they send me multiple of that email and now every night at 3am i get three emails from backstage.com oh my god it's so annoying saying what uh there's casting jobs near you perhaps you could get cast in this three different times for some [ __ ] reason every night every night every night at the same time it goes buzz buzz buzz and i'm like [ __ ] you you just got to turn off uh notifications for email town you know yeah i know i usually have do not disturb mode on at all times to be honest never go yo y'all ever look at the time and you're just like [ __ ] yeah like i'm glad it's not that late yet yeah because like you know i have a time limit because i got to be a dad you got to be a dad but like i looked at the time i'm like i still got a a solid two hours you know and i mean not that you all have to have two hours in you i'm just saying but like it makes me happy because i'm having so much [ __ ] fun tonight i am having so much fun thank you guys well i wish i'd have to go i'm so sad wait did you say you're leaving us i have to probably after this match i don't know ashley i actually i wasn't sure how how late you would be with us yeah i'll try my best i mean unless y'all had someone in mind i do have someone like i mean i always have people lined up but you know i mean i was just gonna suggest crispy we need someone else to miss skill checks just as much as ethan don't get crispy don't get crispy i feel like i feel all so pained by that [Music] oh my god do you guys ever just get lord of the rings song stuck in your head or you know i've been watching so long and i'm so upset because like i've been like even saying i was like i just want to watch i want to binge it but like i have no time anymore y'all no yeah no time jason you have a hard time with avia because like oh my god i mean i don't mind it though like because it's [ __ ] worth it but like i can't binge stop no more offline gaming somehow sophie the selfie that you posted of you and arya like on new year's eve oh my god oh i just want to say she was just sitting like that and i'm like oh my god i'm literally feeling around like my head i'm like i know my phone's around here i'm gonna try to get a picture but she was like like that for long enough for me to find my phone and take that picture i don't know if i saw the picture hold on i have to look oh my god it's so cute how many days the ago cuddles one the morning cuddles yeah can i show this to stream yeah i don't care like sometimes she's just like oh she had no she's cute oh my god [Laughter] she's so funny and it's funny too because like we always say like she literally looks exactly like gabs she has my facial expressions and my personality is what we say that's amazing like if you see like gabz's baby pictures like she looks exactly like gabs it's so crazy but it's funny because like when she knows she's making us laugh she keeps doing it and like gives us a little goofy look and we're like and gabs is like jason that's you and i'm like yeah that's probably about right [Laughter] oh i just love her sorry i'm gonna stop being you know doing hot dad [ __ ] on maine you know hot [Laughter] [Music] wants me to want kids because i swear to god on tick tock by the way because i get so many babies on my tick tock and i'm like wait really i get a lot of construction stuff on my tick tock because it's my favorite thing to watch oh oh i guess i don't know what it is but like i love seeing like renovation [ __ ] like oh my god 90 percent of my for you page is uh just star wars girls wheeled in lightsabers yo speaking of which um um ethan i'm so upset right now because i want to catch up on mandalorian and i have no time oh it's so good i'm like three episodes into season two right now it's so good i gotta watch it again i stopped watching it a while ago because i just started watching a bunch of other things but now i'm watching a whole other show and i have no time for other shows i binged an anime last night that i was behind on last night i watched like 12 episodes oh [ __ ] you know what's really funny because like one of like a show of course another show i want to watch that is is on there the last time i got to watch the whole season was i was actually like [ __ ] sick for two days and it was the umbrella academy and like man i've only seen the first season i've only seen the first season too i loved the first season yeah the first season was so good and everyone's saying the second season is even better yeah it's a trapper so pay attention to the floor the ground yo wait are you using a small game is this i'm like really annoyed already yeah um ethan is he [Music] yeah you're gonna get a great game in no no no no it's just a start just the start you're good oh he's got a cool little car don't even don't even fret okay don't even freaking oh god hey don't be like a guitar all right don't even fret please you put a hole in my turtle music joke for you guys i hated that guitar for you wait how do you just put a hole in your turtleneck oh you stabbed me through it oh that's nice it's about to be torn up talking about yo heal up [Music] oh it's my whole ass and it's about to be torn up oh my god he's gonna put you on the hook ass first yeah jesus all these [ __ ] [ __ ] is throbbing all right oh my god what the [ __ ] my mussy not my moisty [ __ ] wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle i'm trying very hard to keep preparing this gen whilst everything is happening [Music] oh look at you look at you that's i'm going to bring them away so you can go get them sorry [Laughter] [Music] the remix yo did you get the unhook i got them oh good reference oh balls no no that's not good i'm trying to blind to get that [ __ ] [ __ ] just trying to oh yeah yeah yeah i'm going to the basement for this y'all i'm sorry okay i'll get him out of the basement i have borrowed time oh nice nice thing what's that mean guy i don't even know what that means and then he won't get hit with one hand the love hook did that explain good i didn't listen to a word that you said i'm so sorry [Laughter] just like everyone in my life it's fine it's okay don't worry about it what are you doing he's coming over he's coming over [Music] you're gonna have to get us ethan huh right i'ma come i'm trying to get my ass over there my nipples hurt i'ma come for your nipples yeah come save my nips [Music] [Laughter] how is he gonna know watch the ground don't step in a trap don't step in a trap yeah well cheap well i did it okay that's all i'm saying okay wait hold on here double unhook dude okay we're all here that's that's right you've already got bt i'm going up first oh i was going to hide in the thing for the love i'm sorry i didn't even freaking notice thank you i'm sorry oh i'm a dingle oh for the love of god oh for the love of christ at least i'm not going in the basement but you know what that's fine crazy nice of him because he could easily make it to the basement that guy why did you need to make the sound if you didn't make a sound you wouldn't know where we are but now for you what do you mean he makes a sound jumped over [Music] you you hit your foot on this window i'm gonna go and do a little bit of an arm hurt i'm gonna get these hook out me [ __ ] thank you here wait actually come here come here come here i can't heal you i'll come here i've been healed already uh you could have joined another we get super speedy hills sunset right now [Music] perfection oh [ __ ] all right jason what's it like to have a baby you know this [ __ ] cutest question that's so nice what portion of the rent do you make her pay oh all of it honestly because i don't know if you know hari is a streamer [Laughter] she's actually rocco okay now listen here's a question if you have a baby and you post about your baby on instagram or twitter and stuff and then you you've gotta buy stuff for your baby right can you write off your baby on your taxes as a business suspense i don't want my god i feel like got him i got him with her little palette he can't even see me he sees me i'm uh like 60 on a gen right now i unfortunately am just starting i am 60 [ __ ] right now ah wow i'm gonna finish again right now oh coming for you at the gym i don't know who that is look out that's me i believe adrian thank you so much for the getting i believe [Music] i'm an idiot [Music] [Music] i need help i need help [Music] damn yeah [ __ ] you killer [ __ ] oh my god get out of here go heal the other i got things to do go heal the other one that's down i'm going to hear myself i don't know go heal ashley okay ashley where are you whoa on the ground underground i'm near this house thing big ass why don't i just look down apparently yo makes sense tbh oh and i'm dead oh my god i'll never hit rank 18. wait what if i get to that's not true you just gotta practice no seriously ash ash you got this fam hmm you got this you gotta believe in yourself i gotta believe we we're just having those games that you know the next game get ready for you're gonna be like oh [ __ ] wait when are you leaving us again i believe when you like right now i got all right i stepped on her did it hurt yeah come on get right there yeah get out come and breathe he's coming hey don't let me do it let me do it get out i'm gonna take the hit what's up fam you suck oh you missed i got i don't even know where we this steve and his nice little sailor number sailor number yeah you know i'm just out here giving some scoops away for free for free i'm going to do a generator and nobody can stop me i believe in a thing called love just listen to the rhythm of the art oh he's got he's definitely going to tunnel me after after this [ __ ] loop i'm just letting y'all know you want to hear the steve scream hold on i'll wait till i'm hooked are you ready for it [Music] oh my god what's happening what's happening y'all gotta go get out of there it's coming for me all smart i didn't realize i was running out of door and open that [ __ ] up don't know okay okay okay where do i go through the door right there hell yeah to the door to the door to sweat drop down these doors or should i just open it doors or you could just leave me do you what should i do what should i do leave me leave me i'm gonna kill myself leave me go okay should i leave leave or i mean oh you just let you did it you did it too to him you gave him no choice one skill check gave who no choice he had eve no choice no i wanted him good points good points i got i don't know how you feel eve get on out of there in case he has no one okay [Music] okay very funny harry potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire i'm gonna go little fire all right [Music] ashley thank you so much thank you this was so fun this was really really fun playing it was so it was so much fun i always have such fun playing dead by daylight i want to play more often because i want to be better at it yeah well yeah i listen my my dms you know what to do be like yo i want to play some deebs and i'll be like okay i'm down i will i'll bother you for dave just hopefully it's not bothering me you can dm me for deebs okay i'll dm you [Music] [Music] okay i'm gonna use the restroom i'll be right back did you wait did you already ask chris no i didn't ask anyone i was waiting i was gonna let you ask okay well i had someone who i said i would ask first maybe yeah then do that because i didn't ask crispy before oh okay okay okay okay yeah yeah yeah first come first serve i g you got to do what you got to do when it's almost like first i'm gonna go pee now i'm gonna go pee so hard yeah yeah go go do your thing and i'll i'll see i hated the way that you said that it was something else i'm gonna go pee so hard [Laughter] who's coming to play what's a secret secret of the great unknown wait what who's coming who what what who's coming to play okay what did i answer the question i thought i did no he didn't oh that's how i do what's up chroma butter boys i know that's what i'm saying like keeping calm blood chroma we have no voice of reason right now so we might be watching this has been fun well there's no voice of reason [Laughter] we're going crazy it's been uh it's been wait you've been watching oh god oh yeah so you know the mission is if survives oh guarantee no no no no no no no we all do everything i'm gonna everything survives you know survivors survived wait wait so you you wanted chroma in here oh god one oh god listen you know whoa oh you're a red rag too oh god this one this might get harder right here i might need to get like a like a different steam account you know you know what's so funny i thought about that for like when i play with friends because like because i'm like what if we get a rank one killer like oh god right yeah i got chocolates chad chocolates i'm sorry i'm sorry i didn't turn it up because nobody could hear me in crew link yesterday i actually have that like regular just 100 instead of 200 oh well now i'll turn you out is it better [Music] what i've been live for five hours like that i don't know what it is was your mic farther away from your mouth before no i've been eating it all night all right wait what what what is happening why do i like not listen for a second and i'm like oh god what's happening i'm going to bring a flashlight i should probably go with flashlights oh god what should i add on only one person shipping one something here you bring what should my offering be do you want to actually bring point yeah wait chrome are you streaming right now you can level up no no okay because people are saying you look good today and i always agree with that thanks i got to get my hair cut but that's what i ran up god i wish i could get a haircut but i sent heidi i don't know how that would happen but spidey cloon that's cool his girlfriend is basically hiding clowns sorry it's crazy no i didn't uh i didn't i don't wait yes i did see that and i was so offended there was this tick tock that was like ladies tell me that your boyfriend you know your boyfriend would never cheat on you without telling me your boyfriend would never cheat on you and it comes to this because this girl like all right so what'd you get at the store honey and this guy's like i got there were so many pokemon cards at the store babe somebody sent me that the other day oh i love that what's going on with that okay because pokemon cards like bring something to light that i know is somewhere in my parents storage and i can't find it because i told you the first i wait did i tell you i told you all the first pack i ever opened when pokemon cards first came out charizard holographic first edition and i put it in a plastic a hard plastic with screws because i love charizard at the time little did i realize so i have it i have it somewhere it might be psa 10 baby and when i find it oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you know i'm still waiting for that's gonna be arya's college fun baby that's exactly [ __ ] right yeah yeah but like it literally was my first pack i opened the comic book shop around me when i was young it was amazing they they just got pokemon cards in and i was just like oh [ __ ] i was like i want to buy some and i bought two packs and the first pack i opened was that hot holographic card if it wasn't for ps7 october 12th october 12 2020 logic the rapper bought a psa 10 charizard for 220 thousand dollars what that's how much they're worth yeah yeah i thought i'd be getting like 20 000 for that that [ __ ] no no no no no no a good condition no there are other cards that aren't charizards that'll go for twenty thousand dollars oh [ __ ] but the thing is if i find it too like there was a movie holographic like promo i had like there's a blastoise first edition somewhere yeah it is hollow oh yeah hold on like because i used to collect them like when i when they first came out like only the first the first release like you know what i mean so like i stopped after that and like they're in like well the only thing in the hard plastic with the screws i know is the charizard because charizard was my favorite at the time but the others are in like a little like that's the most expensive you know those like plastic you know those like plastic like pages with the card sleeves yeah that's what the other ones are in like in a binder that you would put in yeah yeah and like a binder yeah the killer left as soon as we came in because they knew we were a squad obviously uh god damn it let's see first edition hollow blast let's find out i also while you guys were talking about that straight up just dissociated so hard when people just don't care about pokemon cards they're like oh yeah so let me think about mine no like i'm not like on purpose dude i just literally disappeared for like 10 minutes transfer people are saying i gotta find those cards well and good news though like i know they're in storage and i know they're safe so like i don't have to because it's not like pokemon's going anywhere quick yeah so i'm good first mission i know the last choice is like three grand oh really okay i mean honestly that charizard is that's it [ __ ] sorry i just got you i'm scared you okay you got god yeah wait oh never mind that first oh okay sorry about that i'm gonna find that [ __ ] though should i just like not do anything with that [ __ ] and just like give it away what i'm joking i didn't realize those weren't that much someone's going to clip that and show arya all right like what the hell i told i told gabs i told gabs i'm like i'm going to have arya call me jason she's like no like immediately that's so good [Music] it's upsetting too because like i've collected so many things and like all my old school comics like my my [ __ ] sealed like death of superman comics they're not really worth [ __ ] but then my [ __ ] charizard that's somewhere well that's the thing is that you just gotta hold on to him for a really long time because especially with like comics and with cards like especially if they're like first edition or like early stuff like they obviously don't make them anymore so they're just gonna get more and more and more and more rare thus more and more and more value if it like [ __ ] stays around though you know and like pokemon is like he didn't you wouldn't even like expect it to do what it did you know and that's why like i feel like again the only reason i put that charizard card in there was because i [ __ ] loved charizard at the time i was like oh this first edition holographic that's gotta be cool and that's cool it's somewhere but so at least i know it's like safe yeah nobody knew back then that uh pieces of shiny cardboard would be worth tens of thousands of dollars yeah granny hi happy new year yo purple key what happened kroma and i had a little moment and then the doctor ran a nice moment it's a doctor sorry and he just didn't notice us and then as soon as he was like close enough to hit us i moved an inch and he missed i'm doing this channel by myself and i'm very afraid because there's been a lot of skill checks i uh forgot that you can't use the new palette when you're hit by the uh the shock oh did you just get god chromos yeah i just got got all right i'm gonna come and save you after i'm done with this gen maybe i was like hey what's up hello it's such a pretty bottle he's coming towards the two on the gym [ __ ] christmas i hate myself it's fine is anyone getting the unhook or do i need to do it uh i'm about to do it i'm just finishing the uh the gym online oh my god y'all i got to play with granny last night as a little surprise granny's in my chat right now yeah great [ __ ] awesome that's why i love you granny gweny hi granny this could have been an email but i love you this couldn't have been an email hey what's up hello i'm recovering [Music] [Music] you don't have much time oh you don't have much time you just split just split yes nice nice nice they made a mistake for that one yeah they should have chased me or hit yeah beautiful all right yada yada all right what do i do um mistakes have been made that's for sure i'm in the killer mindset i played killer all day today so i'm gonna try and get the unhook okay yeah you're you have a full history my [ __ ] guys i'm so sharp granny i'm so sorry [Music] uh [Music] [Music] thank you thanks max we gotta get a reset going yeah i get the reset go mom i'm trying to loop attempting a little loop-de-loop no he's he's after me okay okay okay hey what's up hello there we go you all should be able to reset that's enough time i think thank you yeah should we do this channel should we do this jen or no um you guys do no he's coming for y'all you all gotta get some space okay okay hey he's blind what the heck or he's not what the heck also or he's not going to grab you you just got too close i have borrowed time so i can go get you get jason yeah i'm here wow this match is not he's not waiting he doesn't have a terror wait why didn't you unhook me he doesn't have a terror radius right now okay it's okay i don't care okay i have i have a fast heels i have fast deals okay wait i have yeah terms i'm perturbed there you go i need to stop doing that i know i forgot that you don't like that sorry my bad all right he's chasing me again got you with the on hook got you with the um not come over here you all gotta move hey what's up hello hi we gotta get a gen done here all right let's go body audio gas station jen i guess yeah yeah let's do it y'all [Music] is that good who got got jason that's doh too no god i think we're all doh stinks dick on head he awaits now all right well um i don't know what doh means if i'm being completely honest [Music] yeah this rank won the best sorry eve yeah sorry eve no it's also right there sometimes you know we we just bringing in the hot killers now you know yeah yeah all right you just running around all right i don't know what it to do i tried to go through there too and i was like well that's embarrassing yeah right they should make it smaller or bigger so you can actually walk through it oh no he's coming for my ass hello widow killer how are you today don't kill her sit across here mine whimsies i made a poopsie [Music] hey yo eef okay okay thank you thank you thank you [Music] yo eve you're a [ __ ] nasty nancy [Music] welcome yard sandwich he knows where i am i'm so dumb 429 for this yard sandwich like 4.29 okay yeah i pay that for a sandwich for this yard sandwich how thick is the sandwich i don't know it doesn't say the girth of it i'd say probably about a yard yo i need it a yard in girth jesus that's a wide one completely put that in my mouth barely but i can do it yeah i could almost do it [Music] [Music] okay you're not new anymore okay do you need to be healed no [Music] run away quickly i'm gonna go get a drink i'll be right back yeah you should hatch uh hatch is not spawned yet yeah i don't know you don't need to finish another gen first is that possible is there any gems with oh my god don't worry they had to rush it didn't you don't worry about it that was barely dude that was so close should i come get you or no i'm doh oh so you just start running now don't even don't even bother try to yeah try to run the action so go away look for the house i'll try my survivor i'll tell you when it spawned don't don't stay too close to the edge though you know yeah i know i know i know what you're saying i know what you're saying and now it's spawned turn around turn around don't corner yourself oh my god big big sick i really am god i don't know what i'm doing harry potter it's okay oh you were doing so good all right don't struggle here and sometimes maybe the killer will marry you there rank two so they might be frowny face it might be big yep yeah they're funny okay sometimes the red ranks are a little frowny face sometimes the red ranks though have some fun but that's the frowning sometimes they have etiquette and sometimes they don't well i wouldn't say it's etiquette because the killers are supposed to kill everyone yeah yeah so it's fair true [Music] [Laughter] so if anything they should have killed us faster than because we got to get that content you know i think i got like two more games that actually works out okay my tummy hurts i do have 51 000 blood echoes that's bloodborne no i have seven hundred twelve thousand so how's that for a one up what are these called blood points yeah they have blinks [Music] level twenty eight body audio you said that like in that voice i don't i think it's from spongebob 74 74 i just think of amber every time i hear that now oh my god my voice mod has been broken for like wait have you ever played this game with amber amber's pretty good i don't i didn't know she played this oh sorry i didn't i forgot to ready yet wedding it's ready up to my bag load out all right autobots load out auto bolts roll out whoa out you ever get the shivers and you go oh yeah did you know that's like a anxiety symptom fun fact that's not a surprise at all because i am anxious all the time oh i ran out of my anxiety meds today i should deal with that actually whoops someone's not readied up who's not ready she's me it's me chase oh jesus yo aren't you all happy that granny's back yeah yes i got to steal granny last night i was like granny yo before you come back you want to play some games with me and grant was like yup and i was like oh oh [ __ ] i'm a lucky guy you know oh granny i want to meet granny in real life i want to have what what do you think granny drinks pinot grigio gin and tonic i was just going to say that yeah g and t's these are the gmt's fam cosmopolitan i know granny's plan on moving to new york and like you know granny moved out yeah after pandemic i'd be there all the time because i love new york granny moved to l.a yo i just left out eve yo tell me how i made so many la friends after i left la what the hell wait how long ago did you leave like two years three years we were all right at the same time dude i lived in l.a for five [ __ ] years where in l.a well unless you don't want to disclose that information i was like five like five minutes from hulu you know we would hang out all the time i could i could walk i would actually sometimes just walk over it really julianne's yeah damn damn you know i don't live by anybody [Music] out in the woods down the desert oh [ __ ] i grew up in vegas and now i'm up north after i went to school yeah she grew up in vegas i can like only get taco bell at this point oh what should i get you should get the the the crunchy ones that it would it's the not the dorito ones but the like the double crunch [ __ ] one the gordita right my philly people know what that means wawa oh i know yeah isn't that just a grocery store i'm welcome oh my god you know what it's okay eve one listen i've never been there in my life it's okay eve why don't you start using my microphone like this does this sound good it sounds like you're talking in the bottom directly into the bottom of the xlr input oh you know just go straight to the straight to the source you know i think it'd sound better if you talk directly in the wire yeah you actually don't need the mic people don't tell you this in school but if you put the xlr cable in your mouth oh you just talk into that yeah i was i can't remember who it was but a friend of mine had been streaming for forever and everybody always complained about her mic and she was like i don't know what's happening um and then one day she was just like hold on a second and she had had her mic backwards for like two and a half years and she turned her mic around and she was like oh my [ __ ] god oh my god so funny because she was using an at2020 and it looks the same pretty much all the way around and she just had it on the inside yeah she just happened to go inside that's that's why i am like so thankful i have someone help me with the tech stuff for my stream because like i'd be lost like i would do the same exact [ __ ] some people talking to the top of the at2020 because they think that would work i was about to say the same thing about the sm7b one of my friends was using it and was talking into the side and i was like that is not a side address microphone and they were like wait what and i was like yeah point the top towards your mouth and they were like wow it sounds so much better and i was like yep it's cause you're an idiot [Music] oh i [ __ ] love it i streamed for uh a year and a half with the yeti and should i order wawa right now instead of the side of it oh you were talking to the top of it also jason yes yes i should absolutely i just don't know what i want though you got all the time in the world baby get him a philly cheese steak i mean in good news i i really have a good like hour and a half maybe a little less than that a first sermon so i could order something oh something i ordered taco bell i made myself dinner and burned the [ __ ] out of my arm so you know yeah you said that yeah yeah you're something no gain dude you know it's blistering no i was just an idiot and i put something down in the pan too hard in the oil like that oh no it tastes hot jason i like your shades those are pretty cool oh well they're goggles and they're dirty because i got blood all over them goggles all right yo i love swimming does anyone else love swimming i do i was a lifeguard for five years i was a lifeguard for three years oh i was a lifeguard for no years [Music] well you're a [ __ ] you hate lives great yes true that's true oh man by the way if people if people down wawa in your chat um if you just ban them okay because they think something called sheets is better and like they don't know what they're talking about i'm just letting you know uh chat you heard him yeah i'm just i'm just helping you out i'm sorry i may have caused an argument in your chat i'm sorry sheets is actually pretty good it just doesn't compare to wobble nellie's that's so good it doesn't youtube it really doesn't nelly do you know how to change the nightbot things will you change the nightbot um merch timer thing because it's on a little timer is it on a timer maybe it's not i'll change it to a timer but can you make that yeah what you just said the merch thing because that's really funny hi hi hey all right too much you know all right wait cooley what you got fam what are these big lights here are they doing a show no i was just joking during covid what the [ __ ] they can't do a show here you know in this in this economy this economy oh it's the dude from big yes [Laughter] is yeah it's like zoltron or some [ __ ] zoltron [Music] no not voltron it's leatherface okay yeah avengers age [Laughter] [Music] that's funny oh my gosh he's going to get me he's going to get me oh didn't get it zoltar is the dude in the uh that gives you your fortune right mm-hmm yeah i know thanks wait but wasn't also like zoltar something in like that uh [ __ ] it's a cult and like oh my god what's that movie dude where's my car oh yeah throwback right wasn't that zoltar i think so zolton [ __ ] throwback what a stupid movie i loved it though i [ __ ] loved it oh deal the audio the oldie uh i was getting chased by the killer here for a little bit i just will just lost him and now he's back on me promo what mic do you use you sound nice thank you he's using a [ __ ] webcam mic probably but it's just his voice that makes him sound so [ __ ] good you finish this jason i'm gonna go get ethan yeah i mean obviously i don't want to think about voices no one knows me for that yeah no for sure right nothing never said i just think people are [ __ ] sexy with their voices will you heal me thank you yeah i guess so yeah just use an 1823 look there's a totem right there yeah i'm gonna grab me this out okay well you finished healing me first yeah okay i guess i guess can we both cleanse the totems okay oh wait you have a thing though hold on get it because you have the thing you have to cleanse 20 totems yeah yeah thanks oh my woman oh my woman boobs thank you so much for the gift why'd you do that i'm gonna sit in this locker and order wawa sorry for making you hungry you know but honestly you did that you did the right thing because you reminded me that that we get we're ordering groceries tomorrow so i don't really have anything tonight yeah i need to get groceries tomorrow too yeah it's grocery day tomorrow i like honestly have such anxiety thinking about cooking now and i just like need to force myself to get back into it no oh big clown man trying to clown me out trying to clown around i don't know what else i wanna be says is sandwich oh no not basement yo you can get your own bowl of black beans i don't want that [ __ ] you don't like black beans no i actually don't i'm not a huge fan of beans chasing me neither i mean black beans oh [ __ ] i got [ __ ] off by breakfast they don't they're not nice to me beans beans the magical fruit dude yeah well tell him to shut up you in fact make me tweet he couldn't see my campaign [Applause] oh wait yes he is yes he is yes he is sorry don't come down here ryan doesn't really get me you know like it's just like [ __ ] yeah yeah he's camping in the corner do i get down in the basement should i just give up don't go to the basement hopefully that makes him a little bit anxious he's only got one gem left he's a leather how do i get in the basement don't come to the basement he's down here jason yeah but i'm gonna come down there anyway he killed him just don't know how to get down there he probably had insidious too oh there it is oh i assume you hadn't seen oh here come after me you noob i got something for you this is what we call a loop in my day oh it hurts i couldn't loop because i've been drinking so it hurts me hurts me so it hurts my dick [Laughter] that's very funny [Music] i didn't even notice your festive attire chroma yeah thank you [Music] that's okay i had borrowed time so jason actually survived something yo i did survive that yo you nasty as [ __ ] i'm gonna pee while this happens wait what do you mean you're alive though you're gonna leave oh no you're dead don't don't come for the unhook because he's just gonna stand in the uh like the carousel thing by the horse and wait oh he is he's just waiting yeah he's just camping all right i'm done all right tell me if he he leaves you okay i think he's pretty dead set on uh poor guy can only get two kills and he has no as as leatherface too so sad yeah buzzer face he could he should at least agree like come on yo you want to heal me for points yo tell me if he leaves you if i pop this thank you yeah i'll heal you no he didn't even flinch he's afk probs this dude this dude's in the other room doing folding also the killer because eve had to pee and he and he didn't tell us dude wait let me let me discombobulate some hooks real quick all right tell me if he moves oh no he's he's ordering pizza on his other monitor right now oh [ __ ] i didn't even get to finish ordering my wawa yet that [ __ ] we walk what's that horse doing oh [ __ ] i found the key know he's moving now he's just chainsawing my uh my corpse oh [ __ ] tell him to [ __ ] off let's see what ranking is 27 listen they do what they do that's what they sure do you know yeah let them do what they do let them do what they do and we give them a little gigi's give them the hearts and then we move on for sure dude for sure uh i'm going to bounce from late games but thank you guys so much for the games what the hell that wasn't math yeah i did two more games two games i did i don't remember when you said that no we did two games [Music] we did two well thank you and listen i don't even remember when you said that so ggs um thank you guys so much yeah let's all play again [Music] what a fun time what a fun time you know awesome time don't leave yet dude if you leave i'll go no i'll go no why did you leave no [Music] we are going to raid my boy ryan mcgee he's a good good boy and he deserves the love and appreciation let's see if we can get 2 000 viewers in the raid dude even if you don't have time to hang out just go for the raid to get the initial you know love and support there it's free to follow if you got any bits if you got any any uh prime subs or anything like that give them over ryan he's a good boy but stay in the raid stay away confirm that you'll stay in the raid because it's a good time even if you can only hang out for a couple seconds a couple minutes or whatever but let's give ryan some love because he's a good boy he's an entertaining boy he's just hanging out pooping and peeing everywhere it's crazy dude it's crazy we are at 1880 let's see if we can get to 2k that'd be dope i think we'll get to 1900 but that's all right huh that's okay it's fine it's fine don't even worry about it it's fine whatever yeah you know you ever think about that what if god

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Id: QDzr2iHtHXs

Length: 82min 22sec (4942 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 20 2021