Sml Parody: The Kidnapping

[Music] it's weird that in this Dimension I'm the one that has no legs cuz brookin guy always talks about having no legs I got my karma wait what I wasn't paying attention to what you were saying never mind Mario King toad stool what are you doing here it's officially been 60 years since my wife died so I'm legally allowed to get married again in the Mushroom Kingdom oh yeah that is the Mushroom Kingdom law for the royal family yeah and the thing is I know who I want to get married to but it's going to be kind of a challenge who do you want to get married to I want to marry Queen llama of the Llama Kingdom um King toad stool Queen llama is lesbian that's why I need you to kidnap her and then make her be my wife are you crazy why would I do that because if you don't I'll have you publicly executed publicly executed are you serious I'll be back later tonight to collect my wife good luck Mario why me why does it always have to be me hey you're already missing your legs what's it going to matter if you're missing your head too I can survive without my legs Jeffy with my head I can't well then it looks like we're going to need to kidnap Queen llama I guess you're right hey son oh no my dad escaped from jail again Jeffy hide no actually they actually let me out this time and if anyone spots me drinking they have to call the cops on me oh well okay then so why the long face you little I have to kidnap Queen llama or else I'm going to be publicly executed well I'll help you do it wait what why I've never been a good good father to you I don't want to start being a good father but I'm bored all right fine let's put on disguises so nobody knows it's us come on Jeffy all right all right I think we're about ready where's Mario all right we're ready to kidnap Queen Lama what are you a pirate I mean I don't look like myself right are you stupid you're literally just Mario with a pirate hat fine I'll go change I knew I left him for a good reason all right what about now you're joking what what's wrong with this outfit you're still wearing that stupid pirate hat that I told you to take off 20 times you're wearing a jacket then you're wearing a dress over that jacket are you stupid I think I'll be fine nobody will know who I am yeah cuzz you did an amazing job at covering everything but your face I don't even care let's just [Music] go all right guys there's Queen llama what are we going to do let's just run up and throw her in the bag really quickly she's [Music] unguarded never mind she's guarded by a giant snake thing Jeffy you distract the snake dad come with me we're going to sneak up be behind Queen llama and throw her in the bag and run sounds [Music] good no my [Music] snake help help got her you guys aren't going to get away with this shut up Dad don't be so hard on her she's a hostage we can do whatever we want to her wait Mario is that you uh no what did I tell you idiot let's just wait until King toad stool gets here I'm here for my wife King toad stool I hate that prick I already told him I'm lesbian this is the seventh time the weet kidnapping me that's why I hired the snake and I finally got you all to myself with no one to stop me come here Queen La it's time to get married no

Channel: Michaelpants Ytp

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Id: DHgr-rVZu4I

Length: 4min 37sec (277 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 12 2024