SML Parody: BEEF!

foreign would you like to make a return oh oh me uh yeah I'm trying to return uh these Nerf guns right here Nerf guns you say all right uh looks like they're in there uh do you have a receipt for these there's no receipt in the bag wait what no receipt what I swear I put a receipt in the bag uh maybe it's my pockets uh maybe it's my back pocket uh hold on just give me a second uh maybe it's in here uh another one without a receipt guys remember if you're trying to make a return bring your receipt can we get the next one please I don't want to wait for this bozo no no no no no I swear somewhere I swear of it somewhere maybe in my pocket fine gotta leave give me a bag back Frick you guys I'll never come back here again he'll be back God I hate my life my whole day's ruined just because I couldn't return those stupid freaking Nerf guns because I didn't have the receipt God that store manager was such a dick you know what I'm just gonna drive my car home to my fat wife oh my life sucks this day literally couldn't get any worse I'm Walking on Sunshine [Music] haha loser you're on now buddy [Music] oh no dude he's getting on me what the hell Joseph Junior what are you guys do in my neighborhood and why are you guys chasing with each other with toy cars no time to explain code weave yeah dude no time to explain wow sorry dude yeah sorry Mr Wilfred oh Jesus guys I'm gonna check on my sleeve dude what the hell is he doing what the hell is he doing what the hell are you doing what's wrong with you you sociopath seven C seven six four F one seven C seven six four F one seven C seven six four F1 okay okay I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it let's go all right finally home oh looks poor as usual wait what's that what's that peekaboo I gotcha John what the hell are you doing here I'm not even hunting out here for the past week to get away from the cops you know I just escaped prison and it's pretty cozy over here you know like it's pretty it's pretty wrecked but I don't think the cops will find him here is it cool if I stay I just need to hide up for a couple more weeks and then I can move to Antarctica I guess so dude but I mean this place can get worse any than it already is yeah exactly yeah yeah anyway dude uh the craziest thing happened today uh what happened Ken did you commit testicular homicide and your step cousin what dude no nothing like that nothing like that anyway today I wasn't uh I was in a little bit of a situation with Junior in a road rage oh that's crazy that's crazy yeah that's great hair no you're no help at all dude I can't take it anymore I can't take any more I think I'm gonna do it I think I'm gonna do it no freaking bullets in it the receipt was in there the whole time I should have checked harder I knew that freaking store clerk was scamming me uh man I'm mad at Joseph right now I can't believe he pulled in front of me like that it's like we were best friends yesterday and now we're enemies it's crazy not gonna let him slide like that you know I'm gonna go look at his license plate and see where he's hiding out hey I'm gonna do that all right I can type his address and what his car's registered to the shed in my backyard what that doesn't make any sense has he just been living in my shed uh I guess he is poor he doesn't really have a house that kind of makes sense all right I'm gonna go over there oh I should probably get a disguise though yeah good thank you Junior I'm gonna use this guys all right I'm at Joseph's house or at least I think it's Joseph's house I mean his car's here all right I gotta go up and be sneaky all right I got my woman disguise on ew I'm a girl all right this should work he's definitely a simple ball for this all right I'm at the door I gotta be sneaky a girl with the boobies uh oh and it wait a second Joseph how did that person know my name hmm hey hot lady with uh big tits I think you just to confirm you're not like you're not a person named Junior with a wig uh that gets into road rage accidents right what Junior I don't know a junior I mean Junior I don't know a junior I'm just a hot girl named uh Julia and uh I saw your uh uh Craigslist profile and I think you're really hot and I won't have a sleepover with you oh you could come in baby if you could handle it okay so baby what do you want to do oh oh I kind of gotta use your bathroom I'm on my period oh that that sounds serious oh the bathroom's over there baby oh okay if you're wondering why I look like Junior it's because I'm doing your stepsister oh okay that's hot all right I'm in this bathroom in this bathroom it's time to get revenge it's time to get revenge uh I wonder what a period is ah Joseph I need to go goodbye no baby oh she blue balled me now I gotta go uh lick the toilet seat she sat on me yeah my brother is that twisty ah wait wait a second did that he all over my toilet seat in my bathroom oh my wait a second that wasn't a girl that was Junior oh Junior see you sucker 769-428-769 428 he doesn't know what's in store for him oh my God yes yes he Frank was a major success I totally got Joseph there oh my God yeah what the hell are you doing in my kitchen it fepi this is the couch this is my kitchen I cook here you cook on the couch anyways what the are you doing oh I was just taught I was a politic Chef people you know fortnite politics important yeah I mean fortnite is awesome man I love doing playing fortnite I mean look at this foreign way better than you should be watch this that is ugly I'm not gonna lie all right well anyway chefy but you know there's a ton of crazy drivers out there isn't there you know like people are driving crazy these days oh yeah but you have not seen a crazy driver until you've seen my ex-wife I promise you she is crazy she once drove the battle bus she drove the battle bus hell yeah you're a crazy drivers oh breaking news hey there's been a huge road rage incident between two drivers terrorizing a local neighborhood there is no known footage of this incident but there is one picture sent by a local resident of the neighborhood of one of the alleged cars involved in an accident there's also a twenty thousand dollar Bounty for anyone who can find this car now we have an interview with the local man who witnessed the road rage incident [Applause] ladies and gentlemen now we have a story about why donkeys have nipples that's your car isn't it please don't tell anybody please please I'll do anything new please please don't tell anybody Chef Pee Pee On Your Knees I see yeah please don't tell anybody please please please I'm gonna get so much trouble if you're telling me please shut the all right listen I won't tell anybody but you have to rub my feet the ones that I don't have pray [Applause] and the ball Junior's pissed I really don't want to do this what I can clean that piss you're gonna have to pay me a dollar but I only have one dollar left too bad insert cash or slot credit type um okay I got all over my face oh what's that [Music] yeah hey yes oh my yes daddy Chef PP it's been 30 minutes of rubbing can I please stop fine bright I was enjoying it but next time if you do anything wrong remember I'm gonna have some more fun time with you okay okay oh yeah [Music] ah I love driving out an hour and a half just to have this relaxing view in the shade ah it's so peaceful out here really gets me away from all distress oh I got a notification of my phone I gotta check this what that bastard left a bad yoke review uh Yelp take this down this is fake he's living bad freaking Yelp reviews on my fortnite handyman services now oh I can't take this well another notification another bad Yelp review I gotta call Joseph I gotta call Joseph Joseph why are you doing this bro I'm done beefing with you I can't take this anymore I'm not even close to being done with you dude you don't know what's in store for you but buddy he hung up you know what it's all right you know I'm just gonna give it time to blow over you know maybe he'll forget about it and then we can work things out and then this beef ah I'm just gonna go home and play Nothing simulator simulator is puts in my mind at ease all right John here's the plan I'm gonna take this basketball I'm gonna throw that Junior it'll distract him and then you or I could grab the wrench and then we'll take that knock him out and then we could take his car and also by the way when did you have time to take a shower uh actually I'm not gonna ask all right or the Denver Nuggets what the hell how'd he do that ah this is not going my way I'm out of here dude ah not so fast Joseph come here or it'll be the last thing you do all right dude fine I don't want to die all right Joseph we gotta end this beef dude we're not acting ourselves this isn't right no dude you wanna know why we're beeping today why check the calendar uh it's June 19th yeah dude that's Juneteenth that's the day the slaves were free that people on the road for us for like uh get us being free and stuff like that that's a that's a thing I didn't even know that was a thing Joseph yeah of course you should have just told me Joseph I would have we could have kept this self so much earlier and I guess that's right yeah well you want to be friends again Joseph I guess so dude yay friendship [Music]

Channel: Jeffy's Universe

Views: 67,386

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Id: wem9pwAj2BY

Length: 12min 1sec (721 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 20 2023