SML Movie "The Cookie Jar!" REACTION!!!

how is it going today let's kind of duane my name we're doing jazz until we have sml movie the cookie jar y'all was really blowing this up for this one so it better be fire for real i was getting all of my dms y'all were you all right blowing our phones up fast right guys like it was like cookie jar cookie jar so don't you like cookies jasmine right i love cooking if you guys have any reaction requests please follow us on social medias in the link in the description below don't forget to subscribe let's dive on in oh is this a music video this is a shootout it's a drive-by a sniper mind oh i'm there you go there it is cookies are dry this thing's hard yo some things are some heart that's not what that is that like triple chip ahoy that is not worth stealing them cookies that feels like what do you get for me a bunch of cookies missing from the cookie jar sir how many cookies approximately 30. damn somebody must add a sweet tooth did not see anything he was found tranquilized at the south entrance would you like to speak with him nah he'll be no good till tomorrow morning what about fingerprints he was wearing gloves these cameras work they are just for show sir of course they are nothing's ever that easy all right what about milk was there any excessive milk buying in the area the usual milk sales in the area sir okay what about the usual suspects what's the cookie monster been up to cookie monsters in paris france huh what about the pillsbury doughboy honeymooning in fiji oh i didn't know he got married good for him i guess now we have to call him the pillsbury married man permission what about the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man i don't know about the muffin man the one oh my god oh no he only likes muffins not cookies that you know of all right sir the cookie jar is in there okay i'm going in [Music] did you find anything in there sir no the jaw is clean we did have one casualty show me the body it's quite gruesome sir i've seen a lot of things in this line of work i can take it one time i even saw my ex-wife come out of the shower that was gross all right here it is sir why did you marry christ this is the most brutal murder i've ever seen took a bite out of him like a wild animal jeffrey dahmer would be jealous it is truly shocking chocolate chip more like chocolate chip any witnesses we do have one but he ain't talking take me to him all right sir here he is oh my goodness i don't blame him he's been through a lot excuse me sir i know you've just been through a very traumatic experience but i need your help who did this to you he's still in shock that's okay take him to the hospital he's had a rough day oh sir forensics just turned in this piece of evidence and bingo was his name okay oh that's that's the bullet oh that's a bullet okay [Music] each one of my duckies has a joke well we don't have time for that that's a lot of ducks and a lot of jokes well i better get started no oh marvin come on i want to hear the ducky jokes of course you did make it quick jeffy all right daddy you want to dig ducky get right no why he got caught shell and quack balloon tips daddy why did this ducky cross the road why to get to his quad dealer which was this ducky balloon what did this ducky say to his quack dealer i don't want to know put it on my bill balloon tits are you laughing at the joker what all right what is this ducky wipe when you go see the bathroom what his butt quack balloon tips it was funny until you said that what is this ducky's favorite ballet what is it the nut quacker balloon tits okay we're done with the jokes why couldn't ducky sleep why because his parents were ducking all night replace the d with an f kid where did ducks go when they're sick i don't want to know the doctor okay that's a clean joke balloon tits what do ducks carry their school supplies in what they're back quack balloon tits these are clear jokes until they get bad okay this is the last one what do you call a duck that breaks into other people's houses what a robber ducky okay balloon tits that was my favorite oh there's someone at the door just clear up these duckies jeffy i want to hear the ducky jokes again all right mommy why did this dunking get arrested oh my god we got caught shell and quack oh my god we get it we get it oh hello don't hello me what the cops what are you doing here is your son home wait what is that this nerf bullet was used in the most brutal crime of this generation somebody stole cookies from the cookie junk the cookie jar the cookie jar no no no that's impossible they said the cookie jar is the most protected cookie jar in the world it's like guarded by a guard and a steel door yeah well someone did it anyway and this is the only clue i've got what makes you think my son did it because your son is a kid and he can't play with the nerf guns then he must have a nerf gun goes to a nerf gun so this might be the bullet for your kid's nerf gun no no no problem if my son wouldn't do that yeah i'd cover for my son too if he did such a heinous crime no no my son's been upstairs rearranging his ducks i don't know what kind of weird sick lingo that is but i'm coming in and i'm talking to him a robber ducky balloon tits i need to talk to you marvin why are the cops here he thinks jeffy did a crime what jeffy you wouldn't i did it oh yeah recognize this no all right well how about now no but you'd only recognize that if it was going inside of an officer's face like you did at the cookie vault i didn't do that oh yeah you got a nerf gun of course i do i gotta stay strapped in case someone wants to run up on the quack deal oh my god no it doesn't fit the bullet wouldn't fit okay he's clean i told you my son wouldn't do this man the trail's going cold you wouldn't happen to know anyone who likes cookies would you cookie monster no i already checked that he's clean he's in france well we have a chef downstairs that sometimes bakes cookies a chef who sometimes bakes cookies he decided he didn't want to bake cookies anymore what if he thought his cookies didn't taste good enough so he decided to steal the cookies from the cookie jar that bastard are you eating chocolate chocolate oh no oh no son of a biscuit eating bulldogs what are you doing here oh you know why i'm here you know what you did admit it i didn't do anything what are you talking about you know exactly what you did and i want to hear you say it i didn't do anything oh yes you did you have guilty written all over your face oh my god he knows all right i'm sorry i'm sorry look i clogged the toilet i had to use the bathroom i had to poop and then i ate a lot of cheese look at the roll fell in the toilet i tried to flush it no no no no you stole the cookies from the cookie jar what no not these cookies how did i how did i know those were chips ahoy cookies jazz because they dry okay first of all don't disrespect chips ahoy like that cookies are dry then things are dry you saw him pick it up they didn't even cause it's specifically made for you to dip it in some milk that's what it is made for chips ahoy wants you to dip it in some milk so you telling me the cookies are only good if you dip them in milk yes that's a problem that's not a problem you know what you're getting into when you're eating chips ahoy then you get into some dry cooking oh my god right that's why you need the milk right same thing with oreo cookies no oreo cookies are good but eventually eventually you're gonna have to dump it in some milk no i don't i could sit there the whole time i haven't got a savage a lot of cookie uh oreo cookies i could eat those with no milk no drink no you're a savage you're talking about you you're really ahoy ill okay oh my god some dusty cookie if you if you bake some cookies right them cookies you expect to be soft not you break it and then break like a damn chip like it shouldn't be that hard it should have some some flexibility to it should have some softness not all chips ahoy cookies are really hard like that they got different ones they got the really hard ones and they got the really soft ones now if you want the really soft ones you could go go for that but i like mine hard pause i bet you do pause anyway let's not back on it man you chips ahoy the trail's gone cold again you wouldn't happen to know anyone else who likes cookies would you yeah this annoying stupid brat named junior who's junior oh he's just a stupid brother eats cookies and leaves crumbs in his room eat him in his room why would he eat cookies in his room unless he didn't want people seeing him eat the cookies but why wouldn't he want him seen me in the cookies unless the cookies were stolen man i love eating cookies what are you talking about oh don't try to make excuses i caught you cookie-handed oh come on kid don't play dumb we could do this the easy way or the hard way and they're both pretty similar to be honest well i'm not just eating cookies why are you eating cookies in bed because it's chef's bed and i like it when he yells at me and goes junior why'd you eat cookies in my bed and i gotta lay on crumbs okay nice try but where'd you get the cookies um shipped to hawaii look under the covers you're wearing pants right yeah yeah he had to make sure oh damn you chips ahoy ah the trail's gone cold again you wouldn't happen to know anybody else who also likes cookies would you i mean i like cookies but i didn't do whatever you think i did um nope i don't know anyone right i don't know well guy i guess this is just one case you're not gonna solve let's get out of here oh wait a minute how could you sorry guy you know i like cookies but but why didn't you just go to the store and buy some chips ahoy yourself come on guy you know the best type of cookies or stolen cookies you know i'm gonna have to turn you in for this or you could share the cookies i could lose my job for this but okay let's eat those damn cookies let's get some milk what is your favorite the part where he was like under my eyes and my ass i'm like yo what the hell okay all right what is what is your favorite snack i love chips no chips yeah and salt yeah salt and cookie dough it's my favorite snack your favorite snack cereal ice cream mm-hmm maybe that's sweet marshmallows the little um i love the little when it's easter time and the bunnies the peeps oh like that that's my crack right there man i ain't a lot of peeps are delicious i don't know why people used to say that it was nasty i love nasty some people just like some people don't like candy corn now i agree with you guys that candy corn too much candy corn yeah we'll make your stomach i'd like to say you got to eat candy corn in like little doses like a full bag after that yeah you'll get sick and it's nasty if i see somebody eating like a whole bunch of candy corn like too much i don't think they'll yeah yeah we all agree upon that anyway guys uh come below let's get to life

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Id: 5g8O5iY85KI

Length: 12min 48sec (768 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 13 2021