SML Movie "Brooklyn Guy's New Wife!" REACTION!!!

how is it going today dwayne my name is jasmine where do we just do we have sml movie brooklyn guys new wife oh my god he always talks so bad about his uh act right so excellent we bout to see what his new wife likes right um if you guys have any requests please follow us on social medias in the link in the description below don't forget to subscribe let's dive on in get in here oh my gosh she can't take her what's the point we're not gonna win anyway then why do you keep buying the tickets boyd eh i don't know so i can have a little bit of hope in my life so i can dream for once now for tonight's winning lottery numbers the first number is five oh no okay we got one number don't get too excited the second number is 9. calm down we haven't even won anything yet karen the third number 17. we got 17 that's three numbers void eight aaron calm down matching three numbers only gets us seven dollars big what kill something number is 31. he's like oh okay okay let's just calm down okay god hates me nothing good the final number the number that will get you to win 150 million dollars is well actually it's 94 and a half million dollars after taxes but that's still a lot of money [Music] yeah yeah we should buy a yacht with a swimming pool on it and then i could buy a jet ski and ride my jet ski in the pool okay all have to change his rap right to one chain and then i could be one chain oh my god we could buy an 80 bedroom mansion and then sleep in a different bedroom every night now we actually caught first house in the mountains and just be together ew no of course i don't want that no i want my 80 bedroom mansion oh my god we have to pay so many maids to clean all those rooms but they could all be naked and then i could pay them to all make out with each other but what about just us yeah yeah yeah you're right we should get an island but not like a really really big island because we're not billionaires no just like a normal regular-sized island yeah and i can hang out on my island with all my mates while they make out with each other naked doesn't that sound fun karen she's gone she took the ticket [Music] [Music] [Music] i am fighting lorry was sold in our town and it's still unclaimed so make sure you check your tickets oh oh you look at that the ticket still hasn't been cleaned i wonder why somebody wouldn't claim a winning lottery ticket maybe it's because this stupid ugly wife shredded it all we need is our love oh my goodness this is my dinner you can't have beer for dinner why it'll kill me slower than your cooking will pointy i want to be hot all day on this dinner for you you wouldn't have to cook at all if we had 80 naked mage to cook for us boingy that's 80 naked maids not eating naked [ __ ] well we could we could buy some that could cook you know and they could make out naked while they cooked it would be dinner and a show oh my god wash your hands and get ready for dinner i'm gonna kill her um nope nope i'm gonna kill i'll put it in a food and then nobody will think it's poison they'll just think she died from eating her crappy food because it's always dead hey there where can i get you poisoned but i don't want them to be able to trace it back to me oh all right i think i got just the thing it's called drop dead you put some of that in your wife's food and she'll drop dead no tricks perfect [Music] eiffel tower and eating lasagna cooked by the rats from ratatouille i don't care what his name is with all that money we could have bought in the rights to ratatouille and changed his name to lasagna okay now you're just being silly eating dinner it's burned it's slightly overcooked it is that's like saying the titanic is slightly underwater it's stinky what the lasagna is stinking right stinky lasagna i know you use hurtful words as a weapon but you don't have to be rude well you're using lasagna as a weapon because it's stinky and i think it's trying to kill me you shouldn't have to i i have ketchup yeah here's my ketchup why why is it orange pointy because it's the shrek kids nickelodeon ketchup yeah that's it oh boy i'm gonna try i want to try use the whole bottle boy you don't want any no no and ruin the flavor of this stinky lasagna no of course not it's it's pretty gooey yeah i'm sure it is make sure you eat all of it really quickly that was so delicious was it but my stomach's starting to hurt burning you know what happens every time we eat you're cooking but you don't feel like you're gonna die my cooking's not that bad we'll see i feel perfectly fine yes yes yes she's gone she's finally gone i'm free yes and i'm adopted too so i can pronounce it dead and i'm a cop so i won't get arrested for this but but but i should probably still call a cop just like the pronoun well don't call my friend i'm going to call my partner bruce hello hey bruce what's up oh not much mate just watching the news hey did you see where the 150 million dollar winning lottery ticket was sold in our town no no i didn't see that that's crazy mate who do you think it was not me oh yeah can you imagine how many naked maids you could borrow oh my god so many naked things yeah that's what i was thinking anyway why don't you call me mate oh uh my wife is it's terrible oh no did she make lasagna again just come over all right all right now when he gets here i gotta cry and pretend i didn't know she was gonna die oh boy what happened i feel like i hit my head oh you weren't hot and now you are what do you mean just come with me to the mirror look look look at you oh my god boy i'm good i meant she got left over it must have been the lasagna no no i don't think it was that but i do have a pretty good idea what it was you should have some of that lasagna i am never touching that lasagna wait wait wait are you saying i'm not hot oh boy you're hot to me oh well look let's just go to the bedroom come on bedroom now whoa oh my goodness yep that's me pointy you've never loved me that hard before well you were ugly who are you well you're hot now sometimes yeah oh i'll get it hello jeez mate why are you naked oh this why don't you come in and see that that right there is why i'm naked [Music] oh good on you mate you got yourself a 10. is that the same girl from the ball the other night oh no no the girl from the bar was ugly that this is my wife that is not your wife man your wife is hideous no no she was hideous but she's hot now oh you divorced the hideous one and got yourself that one no no it's the same person it's just now she's hot well i know you don't make enough money to pay for plastic surgery baby no no she just poofed like this poof you're poof oh well do you mind if i take her on the day after you're done with her no it's my wife not your wife your wife is hideous just get out of here all right i feel like i'm not here i can hear what you're saying i'm sorry baby just stay right there i i gotta go make a phone call i should call that dolphin and see what's going on hey who's this uh i'm the guy you sold that poison to oh hey did it work is your wife dead uh no she's actually just smoking hot now what yeah yeah she ate the poison and now she's just like really really hot oh i messed up what yeah yeah yeah i see i was supposed to give you the drop dead poison and instead i gave you the drop dead gorgeous potion so whoever drinks that turns into somebody who's dropped dead gorgeous oh for how long oh okay right i mean if you want to come back i'll give you the poison instead no no no no no no this is good i like that she's hot uh well i mean i should probably tell you that no no no no no no no it wears off about it i got it it wears off all right where's all right i got a hot wife that's way better than 80 naked maids so boinky what do you want to do now whatever my beautiful perfect wife wants to do really whatever i want to do yeah well normally you just want to sit in the living room and drink beer well yeah but you're hot now bonnie i would love to go to the movies with you okay like in public yeah sure and then can we get ice cream afterwards that's a shame you hide in here and bubbly so excited to be at the movies yes well that's because you were ugly and i didn't want to be seen with you in public but now you're hot you're eye candy and i got a sweet tooth will my eyes have a sweet tooth my eyes have teeth oily this is why i love you you have such a way with the words oh boy oh hey you know what we should do we should make out but boydy i want to watch the movie oh come on you're hot i want to make out what are the movies on the movie's stupid let's just make it out buddy stop it oh hey there sweet cheeks are you talking to me what supermodel would i be talking to oh boy they hate that i look like a supermodel of course carrying your heart people are going to see that kind of stuff just ignore them right did you know that there's only 20 letters in the alphabet i thought that was 26. oh yeah how could i forget you are a qt you're still missing one oh yeah i'll give you the d later pointy he's so charming he's only saying that stuff because you're hot he really said that stuff yesterday so he should just stay out of it back up old man old man this is my wife yeah in your dreams hey do you want to go outside bro huh bro your stupid tick tock haircut go make some tick tocks oh yeah no actually i'm good right [Music] you have blue eyes yeah but i'm like all old and losing my hair [Music] but you don't have to get so jealous i'm not jealous who's at the door i don't know we'll get it oh i want to go with you okay hello hey there it's me famous hollywood talent agent steve staleberger really thief steve steelberger what are you doing here well i just couldn't help but notice you and your wife leaving the movies and i thought your wife was smoking i think she could be the next marilyn monroe really yes all she has to do is get on my private jet hollywood pilot role model a private couch just right take care of you and your private island but but you'll be gone all the time and i won't be able to see you yeah but i wouldn't cook you gross meals anymore okay great come with me babe my wife's gonna be gone now but no more lasagna and she's hot oh my god i guess i'll just sit here since my wife is gonna be in hollywood and she's gonna be gone for a while but she's still hot though but i'm not gonna be able to see her because she's in hollywood with all those other beautiful hot millionaires who could treat her better than i could but she's not going to cheat on me even even though i'm bald and i have cataracts but no no no she loves me who's at the door oh you know what i bet it's my wife yeah she she probably wants to go again one more time before she goes to hollywood because because no one there is gonna be oh they brought her back because she brought her back in what the hell happened we were just getting on my private jet and all of a sudden she turned into this thing waiting am i still pretty no not as much now [Music] hey my wife's not hot anymore what happened oh well what i was gonna say before you hung up on me is that the potion only lasts for about an hour what what do you have any more no that was the last bottle of drop dead gorgeous potion i have but i still have the poison if you want well you know i don't want a private island that bad what about you he wants that karen you're as good as maybe half a naked maid really boys what would you do if someone ripped up your winning ticket first of all if it's a friend we're no longer friends if if it's you we're we're not yeah i'm like we're done really i don't know i'll be mad i wouldn't be talking to you because it like you didn't even give me the chance because she's like oh she did it all right she was like oh you could ruin your life with it i didn't get the chance to do that like what if i didn't like i'm saving you from yourself when i ripped it up and then let it on fire so you could never put it back together no it was destroying our generational wealth that we could bring down to our children and their children's children and like i was just cleaning and stuff and then i just threw it away if it's by accident thing you know yeah you still upset but i wouldn't be as upset as you deliberately destroying it like like you know i won the money and you said you know what i'm gonna take their dreams and just throw it in the stretch but but you would you would be mad but you wouldn't be as mad because i didn't know right i wouldn't leave like i wouldn't leave you or not talk to you or anything like that but like you'll be you'll be kind of steaming the whole day though i know you i'd be kind of pissed yeah but i'm not going to be mad i've been here for like a month or two for sure oh now you want to clean up i'll just constantly bring it up i'll just be like you know he just magically cleans up one day and that's the day that i get the ticket and that's when he wants to clean up no any other day you know it he doesn't know it but it's okay it's okay anyway guys comment below

Channel: Dwayne N Jazz

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Length: 16min 41sec (1001 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 22 2021