SML Movie: Cody's Report Card [REUPLOADED]

[Music] all right class today you'll be getting your report card to show you how dumb you are so you take your home show to your parents they yell at you ground you and take away all your toys let me go get you a polka report card that sucks what's the matter junior you're not excited about your report card no cody nobody's excited about the report card well i am why because i'm gonna get straight a's my report card's gonna be as flawless as ken's behind there's gonna be so many a's on my report card you're gonna forget about all the other letters of the alphabet if you could spell a word with all the a's on my report card it would be ah i get it we get it hey junior what does the doctor ask you to say when you open your mouth what okay cody i get it here you go junior here a poor car oh hey junior can you spell anything with your report card um i could spell diff code all right cody here's your phone call thanks to you man i'm just gonna get myself pumped up to look at this [Music] come on cody it's a b-plus that's almost an a it doesn't matter judy it's still a bee i'm such an idiot no college is gonna accept me now i'll never get into harvard come on cody we're in second grade you think parents are gonna kick me out of the house i'm gonna have to live on the street i've such an idiot come on cody all right jeffy here you are card you get all s cause you dumb you dumb all right class i passed the other report cards so make sure you take them home and show them to your parents oh who's through that desk [Music] one it wasn't me yeah cody why are you at my house because i'm afraid to go home junior i don't want my parents to see that i got a b cody it's just a b look at my report card i have every letter in the alphabet but junior your dad already knows you're stupid he doesn't expect you to get straight a's my parents think i always get straight a's oh cody look i'm not stupid i got an a junior that's an a minus in attendance you barely even got an a just for showing up well you think your b is so bad but cody look i got a d i got two of them oh junior i've taken two d's before even at the same time and that was fine but this is a b well look look at my f in science oh junior that's because you think the sun is a planet because it is a planet cody junior we're not doing this right now the sun is a big ball of gas and guess what jupiter is a big ball of gas so the jupiter's a planet the sun's a planet junior this is exactly why you have an eth in science who's that i don't know junior oh maybe it's my parents maybe they want to see my report card i don't want to show am i going to be cody just calm down it's probably the mailman or something uh hello hey dude hey joshua are you okay you weren't at school today yeah i just overslept it's hard getting some good night's sleep on the concrete floor when roaches are crawling in your mouth yeah well we got report cards today at school whoa no way yeah and cody got a b so he's crying upstairs such a loser yeah come upstairs okay yeah why am i so stupid hey cody don't worry it's just joseph at the door oh hey joseph hey dude why weren't you at school today oh he overslept yeah i tried walking to school but then i got attacked by a pack of dogs but you got attacked by dogs yeah one bit me he was foaming at the mouth and i haven't been the same since i gotta be well where's my report card i wanna see my grades oh yeah the teacher told us to give you yours yeah whoa dude it looks like i'm improving from last year yeah these grades are pretty good yeah guys these grades are horrible he got a d in attendance well look cody not everybody can make it to school on time because not everybody has parents like you yeah cody don't be rude and look you got better grades than me look i got an f in science he got a d in science yeah cody so don't be rude or should i call you body cause you got a b i'm booty i don't wanna be boaty oh come on body what do you think your parents are gonna say when they see your bee on your report card yeah body mom dad i gotta b b-plus and spelling what no way you got a b-plus you're a disgrace to this family oh cody that's just unacceptable i'm putting you up for adoption yup that's the only way we can have a son get in a beat an idiot son oh cody i used to think you were smart but it turns out you're just a big dumb stupid loser woozer loser loser come on cody if you think your parents gonna react that bad why don't we just photoshop your report card to have all a's but junior that's lying and it still doesn't hide the fact that i'm an idiot well cody look you have a b plus and spelling are you really that bad at spelling no i'm great at spelling okay so if you're so great how about i just give you a few words if you spell them right we know you're not an idiot okay yeah okay uh spell buy uh b-y-e okay that's not the buy i was talking about talk about when you buy something from a store well i don't know what buy you mean junior well cody you're supposed to know what we're just spelling before you spell it that's why it's called spelling but junior how am i supposed to know you didn't tell me joseph you knew what bio i was talking about oh yeah i knew which body you were talking about like bob like bye bye all right fine let's just try another word okay another word uh uh spell red junior that's easy r-e-d i'm not talking about the color red cody i'm probably like when you read a book but but you knew you you looked at the couch and i thought you meant the color code it's called spelling not guessing but junior i don't know what red you mean cody we all know what red i was talking about you could even spell the other red if you wanted to yes i could junior it's r-e-a-d okay that's not red that's read it's the same thing junior no it's not the same thing that's all you got to be in spelling junior just give me another word okay spell meat now junior do you mean meat like meet someone or meat as in like i beat my meat at a butcher shop cookie that's for you to find out no junior you have to tell me it's me i'm talking about meat i'm talking about meat but junior if you i'm gonna pick one and then you're going to say it's the other one oh no i'm not going to do that i'm going to tell joseph what meat i'm talking about so after you spell it i'm not going to switch it up on you i'm talking about me i i don't know i'm still not buying it in a real spelling bee they have you use it in a sentence so use meat in a sentence so i know which one you mean okay um uh okay this is the sentence hey guys how about we go to the meat meat well junior you used both kinds of meat cody i i that was the only sentence i could think of just you're fine junior how about me m-e-a-t cody i want to talk about that meat i'll talk about the meat like when you meet somebody else okay cody spell wood w-o-o-d i'm not talking about that word even though you suck at spelling look i'm gonna go show my report card to my dad just to prove to you that it's no big deal look my dad's not gonna care look i'll be right back oh hey dad hey junior what's up what do you want um we gotta report cards today at school whoa look at those bad grades that is abuse worthy you know what i have to do now right what let me get the belt the belt yep what are you gonna do with dad oh you'll see now i can't punish you the way i want to because of reasons but just act like this pillow is you what that pillow is me yeah and you just brought these and those in my house look good can't believe you brought jesus wait it doesn't feel right can you just add the screams to it uh yeah yeah just scream every time don't you ever bring another dnf in my house raise those graves okay dad what did your dad do junior yeah dude um well i mean he just started yelling and hitting his pillow really not you yeah he didn't do anything to me oh that's not too bad i guess yeah so i guess that means that your parents aren't gonna really care about your grade i don't know junior i think my parents might act differently than that they're pretty strict well um let's get chef peepe's opinion huh like let's see what he thinks about it okay yeah let's go ask papers okay yeah grab your report card all right let's go what am i cooking hey chef pee pee today we got report cards at our school and cody's really upset about his so we're wondering if you could take a look at it and tell us what you think sure tell them to come in here and show me yeah whoa that's pretty good pretty good yeah i mean the the beat kind of throws the streak off but it's still good throws the streak off what's wrong i don't get it uh his parents think he's supposed to get all a so he thinks his parents could be mad over that one bee it's a b it's not bad cody i mean it's not like you got a f or anything yeah chef what are you cooking you know what i actually don't know after two hours ago i just started throwing stuff in there i mean that's a donut that's a that's an egg oh can i add an egg chopping no sure i don't care okay ooh i'm gonna throw one in there okay junior junior you ruined my report card oh okay it's actually a good thing now we can photoshop your report card to have all a's i i guess junior just just make it believable oh okay uh all right all right cody does that report card say or what yeah i i guess but junior what you spelled attendance wrong what no i didn't yes you did junior they're supposed to be two t's well there's not look this is joseph's report card two t's do you see it oh yeah two t's yeah two t's junior my bad sorry i'll go fix it well it wouldn't even matter junior when my parents see this they're gonna know i'm lying anyway how's it gonna know you're lying this is flawless i did a good job well junior i i have this medical condition where every time i lie i fart what yeah i just i get really nervous and when i lie i just start farting prove it tell a lie what do you want me to lie about um are you straight yeah ew who's that guys it might be my parents cody calm down i'm gonna go answer the door if it's your parents then i'll uh i'll warn you with a signal i'll go yeah that's really okay yeah all right all right chef i go are you high all right uh hello hey there is cody here yeah where's black booty uh yeah he's upstairs oh thank goodness we were so worried that he might have gotten bipped yeah we don't want him getting bipped out here on these streets what bipped yeah you know like bipped yeah oh well he's upstairs oh i'm gonna go tell him it's time to come home okay let's go hey junior who is at the door your parents hey cody jr what happened to the signal what signal the caca oh yeah it's too late for that junior oh cody we were so worried about you we thought you might have gotten bipped yeah we don't want you getting bipped out here on these streets it is dangerous yeah i i didn't get bipped we got our report cards today at school oh report cards my jewish son better have always on it let me see your grades cody oh you got straight a's yeah yeah i did what does that smell it smells like a lie uh that that was me i cut the cheese oh let me take a look at your grades you got an a in math an a in science an a in history in a in english and a in spelling and an a in attendance yeah [Music] getting worse oh that was me uh i ripped one oh well well cody why did you teach a spell attendance wrong i i i i don't know he he might have just been in a rush i guess uh that was me i farted well i'm gonna call him and tell him that he spelled it wrong well he doesn't have a phone smells oh that was me uh i pooted i can't lie to you guys [Music] i gotta be pleasant oh spelling god well cody we don't care that you gotta be in spelling we just care that you lied that's why we don't love you as much now yeah cody why'd you get the lie what's the point in even coming to school i'm just gonna be a garbage man hey cody there was actually a typo and you're a poor car what did you mean to give me all f's because i'm such a loser no you actually got all it hey what's going on junior i got all the a's well you got all a's yeah i never even doubted it hey junior when people go down a roller coaster what do they say what hey junior when people see a ghost what do they say what hey cody when people see your mom coming down the street what do they say [Applause] because she cause she's so fat yeah she might crush everybody they're scared [Music] you

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Length: 14min 21sec (861 seconds)

Published: Wed May 12 2021