SLAP THAT FLY (Also Known As Taurtis)

hello my name is Creon and today we're playing slap the fly it's a bit like who's your daddy there's a human and an insect and it's I think it's pretty straight forward from there don't you think I think sit which what you want me to be you want Eve insect or the people's I've already chosen a person okay I'm a slap you don't slap me gran I'm nice peaceful did somebody call the exterminator no I'm doing I'm doing I work here wake up this there's like a domestic going on here these two people are arguing she's not even looking oh oh hello I'm just doing my work don't worry I could hey am i doing a good boss yeah we're doing real good report all right that's a workplaces don't okay now you're spraying me okay is this how you treat your employees now I want to work here anymore alright where are you I screwed buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz I'm gonna getcha money buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz I am applied and I like you look right you look thirsty Oh Walter good data so as a bonus oh my god I put it destroyed the office good good fire dude get out of the way oh I'm gonna promoted well I shouldn't be laughing cuz I just murdered someone thank you I just I think that was probably my boss oh yeah well let's just let's get rid of the witnesses stealing chairs like I'm so tiring I was so fiber where are you right now yes well what the heck we've inside that chair the whole time I was hiding behind the walls like I just turned a corner and just landed oh my god to be fair it's very difficult to win as the fly I got my own insect Ivan I have invented a species and yeah I personally think it is the greatest beeshees to ever live look look at what you are what someone playing the guitar Oh Mike that is Nathan again Nathan what did I say about playing organ hartnett door can you just oh wait oh my god I said we're not playing the guitar anymore i'ma break this thing break it okay do your homework hey dude stop messing around Nathan Nathan get up seriously man uh-uh don't go in me I'm a shrimp snail that just witnessed a murder don't don't go in there Nathan's fine he's just taking a nap mister take it now where's your you going okay okay let's just talk all right uh-huh we can work out some kind of ground rules like okay obviously you want to live here yeah you don't pay rent right you kind of just fly around somehow with your tiny wings all right well don't sell my wings then what my beautiful wigs they don't look natural they were gifted to me by God okay I'm an angel do that at HR you're some kind of for flying abomination or who said it to my face AB slickly Ryan the eye and tell me that oh my god let me in the eyes okay I get it I got you I use this instead to make my Canada oh my god whole again this is if it holes in the wall who goes there okay no more mr. Nash well I want to touch that thing with my bare hands in real life though you're going to hell you realize that you just killed an angel like me i killed a bug I also killed my son yeah you are most certainly going to hell but not for killing your son for killing this precious angel I don't know what to call if I'm not calling a teacher I want to get the spider yeah camouflage I'm camouflaging where are you buzz buzz uh enemy are sitting up here you can't get me oh my goodness all of these tables are so annoying a hamburger oh these are delicious what are you just grab it a tire table no wait what happens if I throw a burger a person like Oh them nothing oaky on you just killed someone with the fridge fried can you imagine that in like the detective turns up and he's like so what appears to be the murder weapon chief the brute murdered him with french fries is that mine my god come out with me play me what nah yeah okay rematch rematch how's the test round that's what yeah just just a little just a little warmup free there I had to stretch my wings you know and old ladies terrifying he's really scary the broom is Opie that things such long range I think that's the idea my god all right Oh Salone you ready partner I want to be the spider override was what was the rat all about that looks fun I'm a dancer Korean dance well are you what is that disgusting creature you kid you broke the piano pickup yeah he was playing oh my god I killed him Wow his head is inside the piano but rest in peace Philip oh gosh the strength of like head man or something you can call me Hercules business Hercules ha ha the collision in this game is horrible Oh No please don't do this damn piano struggling down there I know what you're doing what do I think what am I doing here let's do anything no no right here I'll do my little biscuit have a little slide mosquito this is so broken yeah all right all right I'm gonna play my game play play Wow all I need is the right utensil I'm gonna live forever with my life nope nope I neither like the right projectile there you go round the same now half that's that this is what I need howdy partner you're bouncing a drink ketchup the old times right old timer it's okay don't hide yourself allowing things now why did you come close why did you come close idiot the urge to stink used to struggling on the before does that mean we can be the spider fighter time by the time come on man let's feel all of the spider oh oh oh it's terrifying oh so scary what the heck I just do you like flying around come on let their purse here hey you're gonna have that take it you like sting on me Oh oh my god I a spider-man spider-man me sneak her out are you okay whatever spine model is terrifying I'm sorry if anyone has arachnophobia oh I'm so fast would you go it's hard to see you like I said well camouflage are so tiny - where did you get that pass you my heart are called kick who's gonna start swinging around maybe I'll hit something good you what are you back every time I pass over here you giggle you have to be somewhere over here what's bad oh here we go nah man don't put down a trap you see me you see me how are you on the walls hey he on the walls are in the floor what where are you look at the ceiling dude no way are you what no I don't see you all right the trap the trap got me yes oh my god I see you wanna sing it around no catch you oh I got spider senses I see you know oh my god no please to play yeah not on the subway not on the subway the subway how much time did you have like 20 seconds left here is hot mouse clutch the crazy old lady okay but first of all I've cook I've got to take care of something I'll get Nathan Nathan what did I tell you what did I tell you about this Oh Nathan no my best friend oh my god where did you go nowhere no I got the best you can do you have a guy to mess around boy better bed why'd you go no we're all right heat off the bar there had sex dude my friend you want me to live I help you kill the other bugs not here don't you grab a seat oh my god I'm sorry about your house this is your house bro it is my son's house I just killed my grandson all right you know what I didn't even wanted to kill you psych come on man oh my god stop this don't think I can't see you I think I'm so stinky where are you cut I get found stupid play huh wait oh that's his guitar I thought that was you hold a good friend the pillars that you know I'm gonna kill you with a pillow ah oh I found a good spot that you like dang it the answer is no yes that hangs by this bud all around me are familiar faces worn out places got this oh my god I'm so fast alright I bite you wait hold still I hope so how's that how's directors here don't my music flashing red that was painful yeah now but shoes on the other foot now oh I'm the health inspector and you're gonna fail to keep biting me where'd you go good little rat I'm terrified now it's not biggest act I'm not used to that oh my gosh has anyone seen a rat around you should get not to alarm anyone that's eating their food but have you seen a rather large rodent scaling around that keeps biting people you see it here squeaking no you didn't I can't believe it gives me away by squeaking me to be impossible you can't be on the walls what you in the sink what what that is the true absolute true nature of a mouse you can hear it it drives you insane keeps you up at night it's good love - I am in the walls [Music] getting louder [Music] notice that this game has some serious balance issues a little bit oh my god the only reason we managed to win with the B was because of the chandelier being an impossible spot to get two best spots so overpowered ah okay well thank you very much - tortoise for joining me again if you want to watch his video there's it's on the screen right now just click it click click click on the screen it's on the screen I'll match great yeah what know how right it's not possible there in the middle I think I could I'm not sure let's need to assume is the unelected yet right huh what are they doing that by V you guys click the video I'm sorry I mean I need views to man

Channel: Grian

Views: 2,029,338

Rating: 4.9282823 out of 5

Keywords: Grian, grian, yt:quality=high, minecraft, creative, slap the fly, fly game, slap, kill fly game, funny

Id: 3VSwG2PEaxk

Length: 15min 50sec (950 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 09 2016