Skyrim weapons EXPOSED!!!

[Music] welcome to war maidens looking to protect yourself or deal some damage no no you know what i'm looking for i'm looking to give you peace of my mind because when we're looking at the weapons you have available oh boy we gotta talk [Music] shadowverse [Music] this video is sponsored by campfirewriting.com one of the best programs to be able to manage your world building and writing documents that you can find so stick around after the video to find out more greetings i'm shad now look i know i get it lots of people have reviewed the weapons from skyrim already it's been done but i haven't done it yet and also this is going to be different because i'm actually look i'm willing to go there we are going to be talking about those things in regards to the skyrim weapons that no one's been daring to go to yet skyrim weapons exposed the first thing that we need to address there are some very uh problematic undertones and uh that needs to be addressed skyrim belongs to the nords skyrim is a multicultural place we invited the foul war in okay i'm so sick of the iron daggers everywhere for some reason whenever someone wants to learn how to smith like they'll just make eye and daggers like why iron decks and why are they all the same it's like is there i don't know some strict patterns or rule being enforced in all of skyrim saying no if you make a weapon in this territory it has to be of this design have you really noticed and looked closely at this look at all the iron daggers and then all the steel daggers all the steel daggers are the same and all the iron daggers are the same but the iron ones are different to the steel ones you can't make an iron one that looks like a steel one you can't make a steel one that looks like an iron one okay see this steel sword why couldn't you make one that looks like that out of iron if you wanted to or what if you like look like the iron sword and you wanted to make a sword that looked like the iron one out of steel but you can't because there is this weird i don't know imposing rule authority law that is affecting the very fundamental reality of their universe which says no you're not allowed to if you want to make any other sword out of steel to look different from this steel sword uh it's only allowed if it's the imperial sword or or the uh the curved they're curved so they have curved swords you say the curved swords uh and that that's it we want to move on to steel but to move understeer we should mention the smelting because to to make steel in skyrim you don't just get iron and add a bit of carbon you get iron and corundum and you know it seems like equal quite because look if you get if you look at a corundum ingot and you look at an iron ingot they're exactly the same size and so when you combine two in smelting that's saying equal part sign equal parts corundum and it makes steel [Music] that's not how you make steel moving on to your weapons now so everyone says that uh particular like the most classic steel weapon is uh is this one here the the one-handed steel weapons uh which is you know an army sword and everyone says that it's way too bulky and oversized and look that would be right if we're in the real world but this is skyrim where clearly everyone is just really hard and really strong and is made for the appropriate size for the people of skyrim obviously the blade sword isn't made out of steel it's made out of a thousand folded high to high grade nippon steel and it can cut through anything what's also really useful and this is clearly why skyrim is a you know has different laws of physics is that the ore just regrows kind of like crystals and stuff just you know leave it tight leave it for a time it'll just replenish itself it makes no sense but it's useful buy that logic you should technically have a plant ore and just let it grow have like a garden of ore that's the most dwarf thing i've ever heard that is metal the other thing that you need to understand about uh skyrim weapons is that uh you might have noticed there's no spears this is because spears have actually been outward turns out anyone who was using him was just wiping out everyone else because you know it's a spear and uh us sword lovers were like ah that's that's not fair uh we look just because the spear is a better weapon and is able to just defeat era because it has these great qualities of reach and uh and stuff no no no no all right we want the the swords to be the primary weapons in this in this world and so we outlawed those spears completely and so swords back it back in the mainstay because the spear was just too privileged uh and actions need to be taken to the point where uh all spears rightfully needed to be burnt at the stake and then we turned the spear heads into iron daggers the next weapons that we need to talk about are the 11 weapons which is a name that obviously doesn't make sense there's nine all up and it's not 11. no what what elven weapons alvin no no i'm pretty sure it's 11. no shot it's it's it's elven the like the elves use these weapons that's why they look like elvish weapons now we come to the dwarven weapons now there is a massive a huge pothole with the dwarven weapons and it's their size look at the dwarven great sword it's huge it's a great sword for a regular person you reckon a dwarf is going to be doors are tiny they're not tight or tight not like but they're about here like the dwarf weapons are just clearly oversized for dwarves so why are the dwarves making them and now if you say shad the dwarves and skyrim are poles have you seen a dwarf the dwarves of skyrim are so small because they got smaller but you can't even see them they're tiny so how can the dwarves use their weapons they must be making for everyone else but then what weapons they usually go to dwarven city you'd think you'd be fighting weapons used by dwarves and they're all the regular sized person weapons glass weapons what a great idea what should we make a weapon out of i've got a glass that's great isn't it it does 200 damage you can only use it once so glass weapons they're made out of like special fantasy glass that that doesn't really all right you make a weapon out of glass and tell me how it goes yeah and if you want extra extra proof about glass being a dumb weapon idea okay look at the eye armor [Music] there is that actual glass armor or is it mostly metal see so the armor is the proof in evidence that the glass sucks otherwise don't have the whole armor made out of glass but it's not and finally we come to the dragon bone weapons now the dragon bone weapons are easily the hardest weapons you can get in all of skyrim also interesting to note the dragon bone dagger actually does more damage than the great sword of like the steel or iron so it's not about the size with how hard the dragon's bone sword is it enables you to be able to penetrate really deeply into your target like you thrust that thing in and it will go so deep dragon mode weapons are particularly offensive to dragons obviously i mean imagine if you're a dragon you get shouted out by some guy and you don't really know what they're saying um but the dragon does and it could be something anything and then you get beaten to death with your cousin's hip bone or something like that that's the ultimate humiliation so the daeji weapons are a little bit like the ebony ones they're even made out of ebony but it's not right to say that they all look alike they're they're different so everyone tries to criticize the daedric weapons for how spiky they are but no they they're just they're not spiking it edgy it's a difference and people who can't handle how much edge these weapons have well they shouldn't just they shouldn't use it just leave them alone why are they even you know bothering looking at these overly edgy weapons all right if you can't handle them don't get offended by it just just ignore them that'd be that easy but the overly edgy weapons be edgy and you can have your safer weapons in the spaces that that you want to use them in why are the people who usually prefer elven weapons always offended by that i don't get it so these are the hard-hitting truths about the skyrim weapons that uh no one has been willing to address until now but i have it's out in the open it's done um and it obviously needed to be said so i do appreciate you you know for watching thank you and i hope to see you on the next video on shadowversity where we tackle some very important subjects and research and look at some important things uh and i hope to see you on the next video so until that time farewell as was mentioned this video is sponsored by campfirewriting.com in addition to campfire blazers great features of interactive maps timelines your ability to make your own race compendium internal word processor character backgrounds world building notes enabling you to keep track and managing your growing story and vibrant world 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Published: Sun Nov 21 2021