Hey there, friends, how's it going my name is Kevin and today we are playing 'The Sims:Medieval'. I know what you're thinking: This was a thing? Why would they make this? And let me answer that for you. I feckin don't know. Name your kingdom. Fecktopia. Okay quick interruption...uh..for some reason the audio didn't record, I know it did in the last video so I have no idea why. I did put in music so it covers it quite well, but I, I hope it doesn't negatively affect the video in any way, I'm really sorry about that, but enjoy the rest. You are now in Kingdom Mode. This is where you manage your kingdoms and place buildings. What the hell is going on No, I don't want to learn about lessons. Alright, here's our monarch, Jim pickett... Oh god, I guess it's Jim Pickett the first, I mean there's no point in specifying if he's the first right? But he's Jim Pickett the first now. Unkempt: Unkempt Sims couldn't care less about keeping up appearances. In fact, the dirtier, smellier, and grungier they get, the better mood they're in- yes. Take that one. Oh wait. There's an evil one. Fatal Flaw: Bloodthirsty? How is that a flaw? He was the original Thicc Boy. Medieval Thicc Boy-back at it again. Oh look at this- it's Jim Pickens's haircut, except it goes all the way around. That's fitting for the time period we're in, I like it. Oh, I could be a Beatle. 'Hey, guys, it's me, Jim Pickett- I was replaced by Ringo.' He even has the same fashion sense, it's just Medieval style. He's probably not even aware. He looks in the mirror, like, 'Boy, I have a full head of hair,' but then he turns around and there's a MASSIVE bald patch. Well, I don't know if you can call it a bald patch if it's the majority of his head It's more like a hair patch than a bald patch. Now that you have a hero sim- aw he's regarded as a hero? Wow! You can embark upon quests. Okay? Oh god A quick jaunt upstairs to the mirror should suffice. This is gonna be confusing to read I feel like I'm back in school reading Shakespeare. Old court no one cares apparently Oh wait wait. There's one person. Hello. What do you want? "I wish to erect a statue of your majesty." Plus 500? dude That's half my total money. There are better uses for the kingdom's resources than feckless expirations vanity Fecktopia takes these matters seriously Fine then. I shall return to my other hobby of sculpting vulgar shrubbery hey You don't have to take it out on me you Passive-aggressive heathen! So much pop-ups going on. You must walk to the forest to collect wood- don't have someone to do that for me? Graveyard- go there. He's a gravedigger, fight him. I am your king! You will let me win! Send to the stocks. The constable is on his way to arrest him, good See you later! Jump into pit? You completed leap of faith. What's going on down there? Oh god. I think he's losing He took my clothes. Oh, I'm wounded. That's why. I'm supposed to go collect some wood come on. Let's go no I I'm not learning. I don't want to learn any more I can only take in so much information. Wait, I'm getting mugged from really far away. All right. He's being arrested That's right. You tried fighting me. I'm the fiercest warrior around and I will tell on you I'm kind of messing up the quest here. I was supposed to fight him. He's a whole way over here now Let's go find him. Our people are throwing stuff at him. Now I got to wait to fight him though Just gonna stay here all day throwing stuff at you. Oh, he's getting mad. I don't know why like deal with it. Alright, I'm done now. You can be released. Wait, he fell asleep. I was throwing eggs at him, and he fell asleep? Don't just walk away. You tried to mug me. We're not done with you yet! Jim learned that Keith is puny. Oh wait. I was supposed to challenge him to a duel not just beat him up. Ha you stink man You won't beat me. Oh, holy crap okay? He's dead okay. Now I'm on the ground. They're very chivalrous They leave you back up come on Jim picket the first you can do it Bandits could really become a problem in fact opiate-like wood in the forest man. I'm really dragging out this thing I should be done this by now surely. Okay. I collected all the wood I have to do fecking everything like I'm the king and I'm almost dying I have to mine for stolen but stop may be pretty no I just want food stop playing dice, or I will have you sent to the stocks Do I get food here make food make some gruel stupid automatic candles waking me up? Oh my lord Can I have a word yeah? Yeah? I mean I know I've been a bit unfair to you, but I'm King I do what I want I was just wondering if you'd consider building a church here in the kingdom I'll consider starting a church for pickins, Jim collected stones, or you could say Jim Pickens stones What would I rather play de facto Pia as safety or power power for sure King King help, please What what do you want? She slapped me? How do I kill her? Yeah? That's more like it never betray me or Fecteau Pia Tina thinks Jim is being impolite There's a man at the town square. He pushed me into the mud and called me names. This can't happen in fact, Toby I'll tell you what can happen in fact Opia and this cannot happen in fact Opia. I will not accept bullying in fact, Opia What have I been doing? I'm gonna threaten him for money. Oh? God damn it. He's gonna fight back. No no send to the Starks. I was just messing around you tried to kill me It's teaching me things that I already know This is the only thing I actually know ah it's good to be king as I throw fruit at him Oh, I'm threatening more people for money. Thank you This will serve Fecteau pia well the beautiful and elegant merchant merchant. She got the money. No come back I will have you killed oh wait? She's the wrong person okay? I'll talk to her then hello Do you like what you see or what you smell? Hey come on? I will have you killed all right. I'm holding court I don't want to spend any money. There's a whale no your whale is fail leave him alone the fjord sports They can pay a fee He's popular he's massively decreased may. I have your permission to conceive a child No, what no? You kidding you want my permission to breathe you know what no just because you asked me No, you are banned from having children as you wish I suppose. I will go back to growing potatoes perhaps They will fill the hole in my life. She's Irish anyway alright I've done enough good deeds for the day time to call it a hit. You need to furnish the throne room I want to put like dolls around so feels like people are listening to me when I'm on the throne, okay Is that is that enough much better milord? Oh? He's loving it yay Fecteau Pia shred any craft hole I want a horrible name Fecteau P is much better click here to write your own story Fecteau pia Fact everyone else facto pia rocks fact opa is the best and any other Kingdom should just stop trying to Kingdom anymore as it's just Bad to try Kingdom very good facto pia number one and everyone But then facto pia was made the best by jim pick the one and fact the rest or official stance is now written You know purchase a new building Okay Build a barracks very good or clinic might be a good call alright. I already spent everything building the barracks There was up ahead first choice. I need a knight. Oh create a night grog neck the destroyer has arrived Oh grog neck you are welcome to facto beer Hungry hungry Hempfest the recent law was drawing particular ire from the peasants One by the name of ham fast was publicly refusing to eat until the law was changed Others in fact Opia were beginning to take known as yes. I will take up this quest I'll deal with the peasants my rule must not be challenged. Oh, this is ham fast, okay I just got some money from her and would threaten all these peasants life is unbearable We are freezing to eat until you do something about it. I'm sending her to the stocks Yeah, I guess I'll go to the village. I've arrested her in the meantime anyway serves you right for peacefully protesting This is beyond what I could have imagined the conditions are deplorable. We were there yesterday. We had no issue with it yesterday Ah the village is overpopulated. Well I can fix that a large Commission of gold could clean up these streets alternatively Lowering the population. I'm up for that time to put the evil in medieval I think I know just the villages to volunteer for a reduction effort. Oh No interesting decision your grace Christine is having a bad day I wonder why I just told her I'm gonna kill half the village this problem will ultimately solve itself I'll just see to some other matters. That's a bit grim since they're on a hunger strike It might as well make a few peasants worth of gold out of this to craft all they go yes send them to craft all Fifty gold for each peasant you sent yes sure order ham fast a craft Hall Okay, alright release her from the stocks. We've solved the situation. She's like oh, thank God. I can go yep I have realized that it is time to end this oh, thank god. Yep I'm just going to kill you all wait what I'll never leave here and neither will my supporters understand Alright, it's time to cut the head off this particular snake Send her to the stocks. I've already done that there. We go. She's being arrested. They don't even seem that bothered her followers They're having a good chant alright. Let's go throw eggs at her I'm so tired being a king is so busy. Yeah tough work release her and give her an ultimatum Yes, please let me throw her in there wait. What who's it's just food okay? I told he threw somebody and I was like I didn't order that I mean I would have actually praised his go-get-'em attitude Declare her an enemy. She's a kid You are now an enemy of the state you hear me. Oh wait There's an execution going on I should be watching this Oh grim you are so fancy as totally reinfect Hope yeah, and that should pretty much take care of that quest completed Hungry hungry Hempfest he put up the well-being of the kingdom do I get to build a new place now because I really Need that clinic needs a new physician Yes, this is our medic Jim has named him feck medic nice to meet you Jim My name is Errol that I will call you FAC medic But I can feck medic it is those talks of a magical frog in the kingdom apparently of only grognak could kiss it Alright, well. I guess we've her and the kingdom into the ground enough for one day. I actually completely forgot about this game I wanted it when it came out I remember But I didn't have the money at the time probably spent it all on the second Sims two expansion packs But it was kind of cool to actually get a chance to play it now even though I guess I had repressed the whole things I totally forgot about it, but enough rambling I really hope you enjoy the video appreciate as always and other than that I will see you next time so thanks for watching and good bye
