SIMP GETS A HEAVY DOSE OF REALITY

so today i'm going to be doing a live reaction to this video right here me and my crush play truth to drink it's from the youtube channel cut and before this video actually starts i just want to put a little psa out there and say if you're over the age of like 16 and you still have a crush and you've told them the way you feel when they told you they don't feel the same way and you still like pursuing them and calling them your crush just grow up okay that is some schoolyard activity if i've ever seen it you're still going behind the dumpster like helga bataki with your little heart-shaped framed he got their picture inside and [ __ ] just gave it up there's plenty of other fish out there in the sea between the two of us who's more attractive oh definitely oh i'm glad she says that oh my god i mean even if it's true they got our guy down bad from the start there's no way this man is ever gonna get out of the friend zone i'm gonna tell you guys that how long have you had a crush on me seven-ish years oh my god seven years for one crush so this thing must have started back in prehistoric times this thing must have happened all the way back in high school this guy was sitting back there like j cole in math class with his boner just dreaming for the day that he could ask her out to homecoming in the prom dance you know how many other men this guy had to watch sit back and smash the girl that he wanted while he probably sat there and played the shoulder to cry so many different times just sitting there in his room night playing i'm just saying you could do better tell me have you heard that lately i just wish you would have told me earlier because i was super insecure in high school oh my god my confidence she really said i wish you would have told me this back in high school not so we could have gone out or maybe explored this relationship but i really needed a little ego boost okay i really need a little bit more confidence back then i think what drew me to you was that like you weren't all in my face and like hey and yeah yeah i get that i get that often so like it was kind of cool that you played it cool cheers i mean it's all good that he played it cool and was like a good little simp who could control his emotions but that really doesn't mean she's gonna see you as any differently than the other guy she's rejected you're just kind of like cool enough to hang around on the sideline and be her little friend if a guy has already professed his love to you and you told him you don't feel the same way and he's still like choosing to hang around to me that means that guy at some point is gonna think that he has an actual shot to be with you either physically or in his mind probably romantically and while all that time you think that y'all can really just be friends he's still crushing on you in the background and you're just crushing his heart between the two of us who's more attractive oh definitely here's the clip oh i'm glad she says that yeah i would have said that too i mean i'm pretty attractive it's you definitely you no definitely you yeah you're fine as hell you're talking about it you know guys in most situations obviously your lady is gonna be much more beautiful than you are that's kind of just a given to be honest with you but that doesn't mean you just shouldn't care about your physical appearance at all you know i see so many men out here just not even taking care of their basic hygiene and what's one of the first things that a person is going to notice about you when they see you your face and that's why i'm so excited to have teige hanley as the sponsor of today's video they have helped me start and maintain my skin care routine by making the entire process very simple honestly it's the best skin care system for guys like you and me i recommend you start with their level one system which comes with all the basics a daily face wash to get rid of the dirt and grime on your skin a two times per week exfoliating 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situation going on here and i guess neither one of these two hot topic supervisors wants to admit that they want to go at it like two rabid monkeys what is your favorite sex position and why i promise you this guy's going to say doggy probably like the standing doggy style yeah told you it's a good one i feel like that's always like the go-to cool answer to give ain't no one out there picking missionary okay that sounds so boring to most people and i know it gets a bad rap but come on man so much passion so much intimacy what about you uh definitely doggy um or would it be like reverse cowgirl like on the couch though like oh yeah he's picturing that now he's like will you please please give me that reverse cow i know darren from fourth period algebra got it now let me see it i'm changing mine i like that one are you just trying to match mine no no that happened he pictured that chase yeah i'm changing mine he pictured that booty oh if i was your slave what's the first thing you'd ask me to do wow come on dude say something um damn you're [ __ ] blowing it you blew it you were being mr timid you're already in there she already said like you'll have this established relationship oh my god just say what you want to do to work out why i play video games the second one what did she say i would definitely have you eat me out while i play video games wow one would definitely have you jerk off on the train it's a strong hospital okay you know public humiliation oh my god do this right now dude what are you talking about but imagine you're like in the final war zone circle you're with some random duo you're like hey i'm stuck in the gas can you shoot at the guys and all you hear on the other end is now that [ __ ] might make me uninstall right there i would probably ask for a blow job first just because it's something we've messaged about a lot i'm not gonna lie about that they've messaged about a [ __ ] let's see if the hype matches what it actually is i mean i would probably if i were you ask for the same thing wait who the [ __ ] has the crush here guys cause apparently she's in his dms hyping up her [ __ ] skills and these two still somehow have not gotten it on i'm not buying it to be honest with you guys i know these people are hooking up uh slaves like i can't say no i'm not sure um damn i need you to take a drink that's lame i wish i knew the answer to that me too oh my god dude all she wants you to say is anything what is your fantasy been i know you've been thinking about it for probably the whole time you've had a crush on her don't tell me he's one of those guys that's gonna be like oh i just put you on such a high pedestal you're such a queen i can't see you doing those disgusting disgusting things to my ding dong oh man that guy will never learn i'm trying to uh reach a certain goal i haven't gotten haven't gotten there yet but i'm trying to do it yeah oh my god she's out here sending this guy all the signals okay and he's just nervous to be touching her knees under the [ __ ] table he's really starting to [ __ ] piss me off to be honest with you the kinkiest thing you've done say it i'm telling you you sound boring oh my god dude this guy is fumbling the bag so hard i cannot say how disappointed i am in this man but this is what happens when you put someone on a pedestal whether you be a man or a woman i think we can all at least acknowledge that there's something a lot more interesting when there's a bit of a chase that has to be a bit of a pursuit because if it's just too easy if you just have this person wrapped around your finger you're never gonna respect them seriously as someone you can be in a relationship with and like i said that goes for both men and women you gotta play a little bit hard to get okay don't take it too far but come on i dare you to kiss me on the lips or take a shot let's get it let's get it my boy oh he's been waiting for this moment damn he eating that face so they're all getting their kiss oh no no no she took a shot on my boy she said take a shower for me [ __ ] man he's the only one who didn't get a kiss on a scale of one to ten how good of a kisser am i see you only gave me like a five second sample but i was like a strong eight for like oh just uh just a little bit i was like oh okay so only an eight i'm not saying i mean okay my boy yeah he's smooth with it he's the opposite of the guy with the xxx tentacion braids you know i like this guy okay he obviously believes in persistence he's seven year into the crush he's finally getting her to come around she's like wow my guy is more confident out here than that dude heavenly controller are you guys more or less into each other after this no more or more would you go on a second date with me oh yeah i'd hang out with you again oh likewise i'd hang out with you again yeah this guy is never going to escape the friend zone honestly i feel like she was throwing him a couple of alley-oops she was trying to get our boy to uh maybe come forward be a little bit more abrasive tell her exactly what he wants and he completely pussied out so i have to say i'm very disappointed in this guy right here he honestly looks a little bit like decor now that i'm seeing him from the side yeah he definitely let her down today go to playtruth.com and buy the game and play it yeah and you can do this [ __ ] off camera so you can actually get wild with it my boy really said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he sounded like that kid that got hit in the head with the basketball this kid's definitely on crack right now yeah and look at the way she's looking at him like i said guys pure disappointment but let me know what you guys think about the video down below like i already said don't be putting anyone on a pedestal you're good enough to be with anyone out there and you got to believe that if you really uh want to achieve it want to kind of out kick your coverage but let me know what you guys think down below once again i want to thank the sponsor of today's video the people over at tiege hanley special shout out to my guy josh as always i want thank you guys for watching today and subscribing go and follow me on my social medias that's ajimar speaks on both twitter and instagram and like the video if you want to get out the friend zone guys as all know it's been your boy the tan superman and i'm out peace

Channel: JAMARI

Views: 360,675

Keywords: jamari, jamari speaks, commentary, recap, episode, funny, comedy, jubilee, friendzoned, cut, social experiment, simp

Id: 9Wz1ZmJunnw

Length: 12min 5sec (725 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 29 2021