SIMP Foxy Needs to Chill - FNAF VR

Taylor Taylor [ __ ] I hate these little hoes I hate these little hoes they're out to get you if you don't flash them they will make you jump you try to scream welcome back to five nasty-ass fools it's been a minute since I recorded this because I needed a little bit of a break from scary games but I'm gonna try to bring you guys a scary game once a week like I used to anyway this is how tall the game thinks I am based on the fact that I can touch the floor in the game and in real life which makes me taller than Theo fluffy now how are you gonna get me to the back of the pizza joint men so I'm bigger than you here you can't come in too old so I got to go into my settings and actually bring myself to be shorter on purpose and here we are there's only a few things left to do and that's dark rooms and vent repair and night terrors better sped into momentum we need the tapes and I got to know what's been happening here I gotta find out we left off on tape number 10 we need to listen to eleven and twelve and then we got to find the other ones also being Gemara no don't stand there looking all creepy like that bro you're supposed to be waving why are you just standing there I don't think we've listened to tape 11 today was my last day of beta training and the anomaly that I've been seeing is nowhere to be found oh but after inspecting some of the files it seems that it's attached itself to these logs which ones my logs or your logs that can't be an accident so now I have to make a choice do I leave these logs here for you to find or do I try to purge this thing myself by destroying the logs I've chosen the latter so you try to destroy uncle fluffy you dumb [ __ ] I thought so in a protected area to store these logs apart from the game this thing's a place to hide itself yep Endeca in here now I may not be it was your fault but I might be able to do something else so now that is hatched itself I have an idea no what's your idea what ah we got to find the rest of the oh [ __ ] okay this is getting good I can't even look at you dude you're giving me chills when I turn and look at you all right we're gonna play we're gonna try to find some more of these tapes all right we're gonna start with the son of tortillas first of his name brochure of teeth eater of tree pitas tamale toe let's go [ __ ] okay it's got a time him right like I just got a flash it right on the right on the time right I've done this before this is easy how do i flash my light with that's the wrong button with uh with this button oh wait wait there's duck no cracking free Asuma no hentai there's a paper of hentai oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] somebody got arts and crafts with hentai kind of [ __ ] is that why does this look so different because I'm tiny I'm small I'm a small children's yarmulke hey wait I'm [ __ ] my little asuras - I'm wearing way I'm screwed if in fact he starts to move I'm dead I'm gone I'm out of here I'm running I don't give up can you move can you start the [ __ ] what are you doing it's 54 seconds and you haven't moved my sleepin in the VN impossi nted gracias just the enters the barrel bag a bundle okay ah okay ah goddamnit okay up okay good wait system woman's pinche Quintana the Wapiti are con a pinche puta okay oh go oh [ __ ] okay about 20 seconds yes okay come on come on get closer get closer pendejo get closer oh okay okay you're about to jump scare me thank you okay one more one more one more please please please please please please please please please I've stopped I've stopped I [ __ ] up I stopped I up yes no you're so big why are you so big yeah it does I don't like this anymore dog you have to bring all your friends will you ain't scaring me when wait five seconds five seconds we go thank you five seconds again five seconds watch this watch this at five seconds we're gonna go you okay six seconds at six seconds and and yes yes so six seconds at sixty we're gonna Brown ready three two one Bram that was 61 pendejo I said 60 I can't even count are you stupid yes okay so six seconds six seconds what was that was oh it's 54 minus 6 I'm screwed whoo [ __ ] okay okay six seconds and at 42 and 42 ready at 42 oh my god poor bored oh my god prepare on my little you'd you're tricking me you're you're very good at variable timing what even does that word mean I don't you know move when we think of ruin what if I wore the one time I want the doll to move you don't move thank you oh okay okay please please please at 22 at 22 at 22 at 22 I almost farted I did it Louis emos why can't I hear ok sabes que lo nuestra know is romantic Oh simplemente dingo hombre no mames on those pinches globo's al Pennywise what why why the porque wave ok why why is it gonna be all the [ __ ] why can't we just play normal 5 nasty-ass fools you know where you got to strategize with the with the shits why we got to do this [ __ ] with the flashlights this is this is some [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is is what what if I see Pennywise something Fiesta porque no Marius each oppa trail pozole cabron no su V Ramos Trudeau la pinata de Dora las paletas a sandy away in PG pastel de tres leches oh [ __ ] off Oh quick wait no no no no no I bet I can't see that I can't see the time I can't time him I can't time him because the balloon is in front of the [ __ ] this is why Mexican parties are awesome because they're unpredictable and you never know when someone's gonna get up out of their chair and start dancing I see is like costs away I see how you come off ok he's about to come to the front he's about to come to the front I don't like this I've en este guey oh [ __ ] he's right there ok come on please please please my Matt the pincher Globo we're at the pinch a global I can't see the timer and he's about to scare me [ __ ] where is he oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh oh who the tamale who okay last one last one please please please please let this be the last one let this be the last one are you what I did it with a kiss wait hey that wasn't no Mexican party that lasted less than a minute Mexican parties go on all night for what I can't believe I beat that mangos I finally get to eat mangoes yes wait can I make the pinch among wait oh that's not mangoes hey wait what you got on you got some shane dawson conspiracy okay okay muchachos we passed it what's next kiss he get away oh I forgot about the little [ __ ] I hate these little hoes but I remember we got a strategy and we're gonna do it it's gonna be wait why do they look like that oh why do they look like that no spiriting momento oh wait but isn't zombies what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh I forgot ah no mames wait no mames understand paris but as you know speeches zombies they'll steal it away but it's in el trailer okay okay I gotta pay attention to where they're who appear no communities as they perform all your scary I have to do the booty shake that's right booty shake booty shake ready booty shake highways on zombies oh I know Mama's two mommies wails pelo de oh no no they work on tirana consume para hacer not consume mention gonna it is Jesse Taylor [ __ ] I hate this little house I hate these little hoes they're out to get you if you don't flash them they will make your job you try to scream pinching my head anyway okay here we go with the booty shake you almost almost like you come okay [ __ ] get a caddy gonna get okay I'm done with that oh did you see that she just like popped in and out okay okay vamos mama lets me see uno dos just once near a container man teach you how to count from 1 to 10 in Spanish ready uno dos tres cuatro Cinco seis seis seis siete siete Ocho Nueve yes oof close your eyes close race and then open them and then open your eyes wait where am i close - stupid alright wait on the stars then this task and the star - let's add on the stairs there you are the page audio step in chain even on Ptolemy pasión del corazon great inches from be pinche Monica zombie cue it has been fair away i regulate the mass of the second Sal gasps my flashlight pendejo my flashlight my flashlight hoon distr ok ok do I have time to recharge recharge your [ __ ] give understand way then let's tank wait oh they're not even here they're not even here oh there you are what Tuffy is there another one there's another one there's another one there's another one step engineer ALS community owada malleolus Kari pinches Munich as milita's el demonio there was runic source is movin chingon quakecon musica cumbia you ever had an exorcism with cumbia oh the way you shake goes right to the beat but you can make a new dance with it - I know Mama's way I know Mama's way I know Mama's no-stress chinga and alumnist Oh estaba la vez pasada pinche way where you at where you at you little [ __ ] cheater [ __ ] let's test essence essence that's yeah I'm gonna try to concentrate and be quiet ok I'm gonna be quiet and we're gonna go okay quiet real quiet we're gonna be real [ __ ] you we're gonna be super super quiet so quiet in fact they you're not gonna be able to hear me listen I don't hear them no.11 where where where where where where where I heard it 3 2 1 there you are being Chima Philippines a baby Molly la baby matter how is baby your mom how the [ __ ] is that possible I thought she was like I don't know how this works how how how well why you stars Benjamin D gonna challenge him otra vez weightless while I room Bessel you know Lucy hey no Mela ba de la boca i haven't pressed my teeth this morning don't tell them oh I know why they're harder to find because they're all these [ __ ] dolls that's why no mom is way parity pinches zombie Molly talk how did I not notice that they were all the same [ __ ] anyway or the estimate it's getting so hot I need to take off this sweater maximum strategy here we go okay look for that look for the zombie face look for the stupid zombie face there's one up there okay just look in the general direction and try and see if you can find them that's it that's it that's it just do it like this do we like the way you're doing it right now just like that do a quick sweep and then look and then make sure then there's not one in front of you either up there I see you [ __ ] okay in front there's nothing in front so I got the red one where's the blue one she over here she's not is she walking towards me she's not is she over here she's not quiet quiet quietly quietly where are you I see you why is only the red one attacking I thought that I thought all of them were supposed to that they wait wait why do you ever / dude somebody stabbed you that's what you get for going at somebody like this with the Matisse Takano pinch a Mexican over this way no second the meta no Navajo and el pecho could scare a Mexican well if I beat darkrooms today I will celebrate with menudo this Sunday but only on Sunday because you eat my noodles on Sunday okay go relax just relax just keep it relaxed we're gonna we're gonna try to relax and see if I can do better this time just relax quietly just just quite quietly I'm okay there you are I didn't even know you could be right there Beach I see you I see you I see you back out of here where's the yellow one aw [ __ ] [ __ ] are you up in front no you're not in front where where where where I there you [ __ ] I see you the blue one the blue one with the slash watch out because she's a [ __ ] there you are okay your throat clear your throat and then keep flashing no no no no don't exit level don't be it stupid I saw you teleport I saw you teleport blue [ __ ] okay okay where's the ribbit ribbit there you both of you guys both [ __ ] okay they left they left in it so that's good right where's the blue one where's the blue one what's blue you got to get stabbed again you're gonna get a double knife through the chest I how did you get this week who [ __ ] both okay there's everyone we're here relax relax relax for a second just for a second just for a quick second just for a quick second and then remember that she could be up there all right here over here okay I'm quiet I'm gonna still quiet I'm still quiet I'm still under you are better oh okay okay okay okay okay what could you be more could you be I see you I see you I see you is he five six seven eight no no I thought you said five six seven eight I thought you were about to like start dancing or some [ __ ] don't flirt dancing please I will get scared maybe so start with the battery the battery the battery just wait just a second just a second just oh you're right there I know you you're somewhere Europe to [ __ ] the [ __ ] the [ __ ] where's the blue one wears a blue one there's a blue one right there okay I got three of em I got three of em I can relax for like a second for like a quick second please please please please for just a quick second police releases 5e it's 5:00 a.m. just a quick second please let me relax for just a quick second please I see you [ __ ] okay okay please please but Robert you see how much I'm shaking I don't know if you can see how much I'm shaking right now don't be a [ __ ] it's 5:00 a.m. and I just want to finish this oh my god oh my god Kentucky he says it's tesla ultima vez que nos vemos here ok sabes que estoy Feliz no Esther aventura a maravillosa pero es hora de nuestro último Dios adios way no way that's the dark one right where you like have to go and you have to go press it again and go and then if you do too much he scares you even though it was scary it was kind of easy though right it should be easy it's just a jeffree star foxy and that's all right that's yeah that's right because he's not mangos but I keep I keep forgetting them too I see you hi no mames wait a second wait wait wait wait what no oh no no no no no no no no I see James Charles Freddy and I see baby baby oh and I see Geoffrey star foxy oh I'm in a dark room with makeup youtubers and Justin Bieber okay just move just get the plates to do what you would do before I move ahead a little bit and then just enter just press it looks scary but it's not okay [ __ ] it I mean it's really scary but it's not hard go forward no wait stop moving you're moving by yourself where are you moving by yourself Ben they cool oh [ __ ] off why is that one why is that one looking stupid why is that one flashing his eyes and why are there multiple of him why am i moving so slow I'm moving really freaking slow - alright don't do that don't try to imitate him you no it's only a dream no it's not this [ __ ] is for real highway there's like three baby baby hoes there's four ooh Sumalee please relax relax relax relax relax move forward a little bit go for a little bit go oh okay go this way go this way go this way go this way go this way please you over there now okay go this way go this week with this way you relax relax relax oh no no please I don't know what was this way oh no no no no no no no no it moves real slow okay go this week or this week oh this way please please please okay yeah go to the left go to the left go to the left go all the way to the left there's nothing over here there's nothing over here right yeah oh yeah he's with it okay oh god oh god oh where I'm trapped wait wait just wait just wait just wait just wait just wait just wait just wait please please please please please please clear this week with this we can shut the [ __ ] up please go away where are their multiples relax relax okay go forward a little bit go that way go that way over here over here over here like that like that like that relax it again okay okay go go forward again go forward again please please this way we're going this way please please go this way go this way diagonally diagonally this way press it again yes diagonally you're going they're gonna leave the right way they are gonna leave the right way Buddha perky forgive me in the agonal way in the organelle como la loteria - Andy I wanna [ __ ] Americans don't understand that they think bingo okay go this way no we're almost there were almost there were almost there were almost we're almost there were a mother I know babies right there another I know that [ __ ] right there I see where was where's flash flash time foxy spinach I better go go back this way go back to the right go back to the right relax relax relax agonal la loteria in the agonal way vamos a ganar Indian al watch off [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] out they're gonna notice in diagonal diagonal diagonal keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going no mames way what the [ __ ] no mamas porfavor no me chinga awareness bingo okay yeah on 11/11/11 answer the phone oh yes oh yes oh no my Marge is way [Music] we go in this way go back all right why are you right there we go that way go there we go that way relax relax relax relax relax ah good keep it that way the exit right there what the dude are you [ __ ] me right now keep going come on about to run into something stupid or just go back that way go back that way to the left to the left where to win I'm on damn it no please okay well we go go this week but this week this week [Music] I know I know no I've never gotten a James Charles Freddie action figure had actually put one of you in my room that was insane that that was too much that was that was definitely was that yeah that yeah yeah mmm yeah that was um I got chicken skin goosebumps [ __ ] I always forget the final battle with mangoes will continue in the next episode but thank you guys so much for watching today's episode of five nasty-ass fools if you enjoyed it please hit that like button but I love you guys and I'm gonna see you next time bye [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Id: zyKxFn-R4L0

Length: 22min 57sec (1377 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 10 2020