The Most Mexican Heist! [Thief Simulator VR]

hahaha stole your toaster is it it was some of me I just stole a toaster is it oh it was something huaynito what you're doing later tonight I'll bring the chitlins I got a new cooler for the front porches yeah I never know if I'm going right hey excuse me sir hi would you mind telling me how to get to what 36th Street ok I see you are a racist nothing like a Sunday afternoon come on today in my VR adventures I get to try out what it's like to be a thief in virtual reality big shout out and thank you to the developer for sending me an early copy of thief simulator VR this game will be available November 12th on Steam so if you're interested go check that out and support the developers but now it's time to I'm supposed to break this fence but I really really hope that I can take that basketball court and put it in my front porch se todo basketball all right break the plank stop but but to steal some stuff we're gonna do this in the most sneaky way possible hola Veronica que estas haciendo en la casa de juan map assist una orden de restriction pero a be a valley por que tienes que lastima mi corazon pass ahead [Music] Veronica si la única Barrera and train maestro future o es esta Ventana cool gusto la quiero que la policia alright here we go okay she hasn't see me hey it was some primo hey why didn't you invite me for the jealous dog oh wait you're supposed to avoid the light I'm the worst thief ever alright I'll come back later dog avoid the light this crouching thing is hard hello who it is Hey some dope left a flashlight on the ground oh wait what a coincidence let nobody see the light and call the cops alright sounds good I'll take this light is that okay and then you can oh oh I can Chinese on things shadows stand no chance against me tonight put the flashlight on your head what Oh for real what Oh what and then I can just click on my head this is the house I'm supposed to get into break the window with a crowbar you ready for this and yeah open the window okay I hope nobody heard that how does it really let me just grab the window sill to enter perfect my crowbar stuck oh wait right there aurélie all right I mean I mean hey dog I'm busy job time to redistribute a little well what wait where's my GPS on Mike oh that's cool where's it height height oh you can orderly way I can chill right here and then when somebody comes in and they try to go to sleep imma pull their feet and then they're gonna think it's Al Gore cool okay let's steal some stuff in your hello Oh check it out no no hey where'd he go dinya will eat up but last tortillas oh there it is yeah you're gonna make some high-quality tortillas with this like we're just gonna flip it mm-hmm just like that grandmas gonna be so proud take that for Grandma I'll take the toaster too dog yeah yeah we living the cholo life right here is he take that money - what's up and then what's this so old cooler but you know what we could put this one in the porch and then and then I can't take that one it's going for the flour tortillas - like oh hell yeah oh I can't take that one either what what am I supposed to steal there now look I'm some white I'm supposed to steal off your stove look for what I'm not an office type of cholo dog okay what's in here get in here get in here nothing nothing I can steal right here nothing oh the bit cooler fool okay you take that one that's where the it's for that can't take it since for the coffee and then and then this is - okay I don't need office stuff good trying to steal office well so much for stealing that I I can't steal them anyway okay just break everything you're gonna lose out anyway even if I don't steal it it's okay who puts dollar bills in their cabinet under I can't reach my BR doesn't track the part Oh God dang it give me my money kiddo me dinero wait give it give it to me time to bail man what in the car now let nobody see you with are they coming are they no wait wait wait wait wait I need to get the money I'm trying to get the money can't you use the tool to like oh yeah you can what the five dollars was my backpack okay there you go so hide the crowbar and go outside to your cart I'm not gonna who I am a real jeweler Dalton dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun John John John pinche way pinche way pinche way men so don't don't don't tune - Joe no Joe no Joe Louis Leakey sneaky cholo - Nicki don't don't don't don't don't don't turn turn turn turn turn turn turn this is the most mission impossible thing you have ever seen in your life I'd use it my desk did I do it do it okay I'm in my car my car okay whoa that was I was a work out what is happening with my hands why is everything why are my hands there are people everywhere but that's okay start the engine let's go oh well you gotta actually start the start to keep turn the key yeah alright let's go yeah this is Zig this is awesome hell yeah stole your toaster is it over here who is over here I just know the toaster has told us and then I stole like ten bucks yeah it wasn't me I just stole a toaster is it oh oh moving on hyung it was something huaynito what you're doing later tonight I'll bring the chillers I got a new cooler for the front porch is it yeah wait I don't know if I'm going the right Hey excuse me sir um hi would you mind telling me how to get to what 36th Street okay I see you are a racist okay the GPS says go this way I'll keep going this way nothing like a Sunday afternoon come on no now I got to spend two books to repair my whole hood I'll put it in reverse I can't oh I'm supposed to I was pressing the wrong button I was pressing and go wrong car cool you're stupid you are stupid steering wheel why didn't you stick to my hand when I tried to oh oh oh okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay did I Drive out of the location this is it right yeah what is this hello cause it's my garage oh this is where I bring everything that I stole did yeah all right what you got for me now Vinnie what's next then this just might work yeah I'll get some sleep and we'll pick this up in the morning time for bed and then we'll wake up and do some more total stove I am at the pawn shop here to sell all the stuff that I but I need top dollar for my stuff I need $100 for the toaster $100 for the grandma thora Thea pant actually no that one I'm gonna keep because I like the PS what only eight dollars for real now give me that let me rewrite that ho no no no put it back put it back let me make a different offer no bet onika leaves me I get the cops called on me I stubbed my toe for all of this for $16 man I gotta get some I gotta go and steal some big-boy items that way I can sell them for big-boy money [Music] okay where we going to next let's go steal some more stuff time to go to Greenview Street to steal from the green view people this is a nice area of town oh we about to get some big-boy items here big boy items can you turn the radio hi get no wait um yeah just keep going keep pointing I'm not doing anything suspicious here or anything drive very slow and we're gonna go over to Green be real quick it was some neighbor we haven't met yet but you're my neighbor Hey okay this is my house over here and I'm just gonna go park in it oh crap all this is a hill this is a hill that's going down pretty quick let's go in am I supposed to where am I supposed to park my car okay let's park my car out here wait okay so really nice neighborhood really crappy house like this is a Shack what am I supposed to find big-boy items in here is there anyone is there are people in there there's some oh okay okay I see so now there's people watching me outside the house and we're gonna have to do the sneaky sneaky we're gonna have to get in there the troll oh wait let me get my knees ready cuz I actually have to physically bend down to try and do the oh the car just came from a different dimension and he's about to run that dude over okay nice driving sir ma'am from a Planet three to six I see the blue hair you probably are from a different planet you don't even know how to drive around the curb you suck where'd you get your license from Starbucks okay now that people are done still walking around thank you thank you I can't I just go in there right right right I got a lock pick wait oh wait no no no no no no I didn't I didn't buy a lock pick bro but to jump over this fence what I'm about to do go jump come on bro okay real cholos jump over fences we don't do none of this block picking thing down break this pretty little break it with a crowbar what am I supposed to do here crowbar hello break the break the fence break the fence crowbar please break dup for real locked how the fences log freaky freakish so apparently I lost my crowbar and I had to go back and buy another one but here we go I'm not losing it this time I don't know how that happened okay there's a TV I need to steal all I need to do is pop there you go grab the window raise it up is there anybody is anybody watching this core heater from the other house watch put it back don't lose it again going here okay here we go oh okay hang on a second okay stay right there Quijote okay okay chill out real quick keep taking the side staying with me let's go let's go I'll catch up here yeah totally but last pappas and then oh okay another toaster Heil you put that in there wait was it where's your other stuff in here another pan damaged by la SOPA and then this one over here is for the okay now I'm just cool the fridge can I take the fridge relay to stick to fridge okay here we go fridge is anything in the fridge not what's in here oh oh my who leaves five dollars just laying around by the trash can get all this money perfect I think that should be everything there's nothing else I can steal is there anything in the safe oh yeah money no come on I'm gonna have to use a crowbar again to reach to low places because no no no see now we're gonna have to walk out of here with the TV and how am I supposed to do that oh the front I'm supposed to walk out the front door with it hi wait can I join I can't just climb out of here can I can I just climb out over here put that down right okay oh yeah there you go perfect okay now that I'm for some reason carrying the TV my head is that happening my answer literally on my hips right now how is that okay okay we're just gonna roll with it where's it supposed to load it in the back of my trunk correct correct okay put it down just put put the TV go just fill up my head all right here we go abuelita now you can watch them frenzy school on Saturday nights and you can catch up on all your novellas let's go yeah I'm leveling up my Abuelita in this game okay reversing in VR this might be a little hard let's check this out and uh uh-huh uh-huh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait been there who wait wait we are it's to be that wait I just crashed drive drive drive oh hey how you doing um I'm stupid nothing nothing to see here uh hey day mommy hey you free this Saturday dog what my grandma's watching them Franzese cool we can go out and get oh oh oh is this your boy Oh get my bed oh okay this is making me so dizzy right now disco all right all right we're gonna we got it first of all we got a drive like a cholo we got a drive like a cholo like this okay and then lean back and put your hand up top one hand and then with the other one just like drive slowly can a bikini be a was so Chad how's the dogs all that try to run them over last week sorry dog Hey me a hot dog I'm apparently single now butts up this weekend this week all right all right I'll call you girl I'll call you hell yeah hell yeah I just got a date I'll call you I'll see you later bye oh yeah that's how cholos do it baby wait stop the car I didn't get her number Mansel [Music]

Channel: EddieVR

Views: 1,693,179

Rating: 4.9429808 out of 5

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Id: -XpbvEu_ChM

Length: 14min 46sec (886 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 06 2019