[tense music]
- Yes, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a Sidemen Hide and Seek, and today, you are running from Britain, across Europe!
[all cheering] [dramatic orchestral music] - Qui qui, je m'appelle. Each of you have been assigned a country! Go find it and go and hide! - Okay!
- No! [group talking over each other] - Because England's comin'! But I'm not allowed to look. I'm going to hide in the corner. In my lovely outfit. [drum music]
- Oh, so mine's easy! 'Cause I could just see
the Eiffel Tower from here. [Simon laughs]
- Boys! We can't let Brexit win. [laughs] Alright, so I need to find Spain. - Look at the tiny people. I am going to Austria. - Simon, it's your boy! - Hang on, hang on.
- Whoa! [Simon laughing]
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? - Why are you heading to Austria? [music stops]
- Oh, Sam, you should in here. - Boys!
- No reason. [giggling] - Boys, keep Germany away! [everyone laughing] Oh, wait! I'm here. That was fun. - I need to go into Italy. [mimics Italian accent] Where's Italia? - I'm not allowed to see, bro. I couldn't see them. How long do I give them? I'll give 'em five-ish. - What is this? - It's Espania! - Espania?
- This is Spain. This is all you! This is me as well?
- Yeah. - Why is this Spain? - Dunno. It says 'Espania'. ♪ Espania ♪ - I won't lie to you, there is no hiding spots here. What is that? I don't even know what that is. Am I uncultured? This is sick though! [in high voice] "Oh, tell 'em
to send the trains round!" I wanna see the trains go! - You know what the key is here, Randy? - Yeah. - It is to get as far away as possible. The further away you are,
- Yeah. - the more chances you have at surviving. - Yeah.
- I do want everyone to know that any British slander today is just a character that I am playing. I'm not actually trying
to offend any countries, but I might. - Oh, flags are up there. We've gotta sing our national anthem. - What's the German national anthem? - I don't know. I'm Spanish, bro. [both laughing] Vik, where are you from? - Uh, Scandinavia. My flag's there.
- What country? - Whatever you want. - Sweden, Denmark.
- All right, Sweden. National anthem. Go. [error buzzer sounds] Oh, and you need to stare at the flag and sing the national anthem.
- I don't. [laughs] Sing it!
- Do you know it? - No, I'm Spanish. Why do I know that? - I don't know.
[Simon laughs] Um... - Boo! - Hold on, hold on, hold on. Come get it.
- What d'ya want? Oh, you're gonna pose? [structure thuds]
Yeah, you got it, man. That's great. - Did I get it?
- Yeah, yeah. - Are you serious? [laughing]
- Yeah, great. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. - Hey, the Leaning Tower of Pizza. - Hey, look! - That's actually banging though. - Mi familia, pizza!
- Yeah, yes. [laughs] - Oh, this is Venice. I've been here. - Yeah? - Yeah, that tower. I'm pretty sure. Unless I'm wrong. Yeah, yeah. That's the canals. It is quite big. There's a lot of places and
attractions around here. Deutschland, Berlin. - Fam.
- What? Oh! Oh, my God, it works! [Italian-style music] [Ethan chuckling]
[paper crinkling] - What colonised countries see. [everyone wheezing] [Ethan laughs] - Harry in Paris? - Yes, yes. Alright. I've found my people. Qui, qui! Je m'appelle Harry! Is there a hiding spot near here? Back in my heyday, I
could have gone in there. I could go under there. Oh, it's Big Ben! It's Big Ben! ♪ Dum, dum, dum-dum ♪ - What's this? Oh, Belgium! - That's where we are now. - Dude, I don't care for Bel- I want Germany! ♪ Germany, Germany ♪ ♪ Where are you ♪ Bro, if I don't find Germany, it's gonna be so embarrassing. [Simon panting]
- Starting to get scared at how few hiding places there are. - I found one! - Yeah? - But it's a bit.
- Do it. - I don't want to.
- Do it. - I really don't want to.
- Do it! - Is this gonna electrocute me, this sh*t? - No.
- You sure? - Yeah. [both laughing] But I was gonna say, yeah. Look at that. - Oh, "entrée interdite". What's that mean? - It means intermediate. Like it's difficult to get in. - Oh. Well, I can get in there. - Josh! Hello. - Get in here. - I might actually get in. - You know what? [both laughing] I think you've won at hide and seek, mate. - I think I have. - So you come around here. You have a little look and go, "Nah, you can't hide in here." But it's a nice little
spot where Randy is. - Go on! [laughing]
- Okay. Well, bye Randy. - Take care, bruv. - Hey, Vik! - Yeah? [Simon chuckling] Oh!
[Simon laughs] I actually couldn't. [laughing] That's a good spot! - How is this a good spot? - It's a good spot. - Oh, I don't like this. I don't like this, at all. If that train starts movin', I'm finished. Ello! Ey. [exhales] I don't like the electrical box either. Feel like I'm in the catacombs! You know, that's very
French of me, isn't it? Now we wait for the fat Englishman to try and find us. - Is this it? - One that says Berlin? Yeah, it's there. - Deutschland! - Yeah, press the button! ["Deutschlandlied,
German national anthem"] - Bruv, it's a bit dangerous. But I'm good here. It's my spot. Look at that fricking spike now. - I literally just need to find a bush. And I'm not talking about Josh's mother. [laughing] Hey, hey, hey! - What?
- What? - What'd you say? - Uh... No hablo ingles. - Where are you goin'? - Oh, Sweden! - All right, I live in here. - Why didn't you just go in the middle of these three trees? - I think that's good. I mean, I'm dressed in
a tree-colored stuff. - Yeah, you are a bush. - Let me know if this works. [chuckling] Do you wanna see like a bush camper in Fortnite? [tense drum music]
- Bro. He's not finding. No, like. Legit, you're gone.
- Legit? [wheezes] Okay. - You're done. You're fine. - All right, good. GG. - GG, you've won. - Okay, next. - If I can go in here and just sit there. That works. It's not great. [chuckles] But my hope is, it's Ethan. He probably won't come look around here. [Simon coughing & grunting] [Simon laughing] [magic whirs] - Do you know what though? I do like this flag. It is a good flag, isn't it? It is colourful. It's got detail to it. Some flags are just like three colours. [elevator meme music]
I know this is three colours. But. [wheezing] [Ethan & crew laughing] [tense music] [Tobi laughing loudly] - This work? - I reckon you could get away with it. - Yeah? If I take the Mario hat off, I think I might just
hide here the whole time. And just stand very still. I reckon if I stay here
and when the time comes, I'm gonna be that man. Or that man. [wind blowing]
- Oh. Imagine. Nah, can I do that? Oh, it's so grimy. So, I want to go in here, but there's a whole
load of electrical wires and I'm not trying to get electrocuted. - I'll pull you after you die. - No! No, no. Now you said that, I can't do it. Well done. Well done, you've ruined it. - When you can hide from
the other contestants, you know you got a golden place. - So I'll let you guys
in on a little thing. Ethan has been talking sh*t about my seeking skills all day. So I think I'm just, if this is supposedly a good spot, I'm just gonna sit here and hopefully it takes
him ages to find me. I'll be like, "Ha, f*ck you." - The United Kingdom isn't
so united anymore, is it? Just thinking about it. The, uh... What's the opposite to 'united'? Dispersed Kingdom? [Ethan laughing] I'm actually, do you know
what I've realised here? I'm actually f*cking stupid. I'm like, really stupid. Oh, the sun's coming out! Oh, gorgeous. - How visible am I?
- Very. [tense violin music]
- f*ck! Wait, how sharp are these? [leaves rustling] Ow, f*ck! Ow! sh*t! [Tobi gasps]
Okay, this is my life now. In the bushes. - Hello, Europe! We are Britain! We are selling tea to China! And you can't steal our fish in the channel no long! I'm coming to get you! - He's been released.
- Ethan's started looking. and my balls' gettin' numb. I hope this works, man. I really f*cking hope this works. Ooh. - Let's just take a little wander round. See like, where's that? What's that? It's a nice little ship. A little oil rig container. I'm waiting for someone to be under the bridge like a troll. That would be quite bad. 'Cause I dunno if I'd be able to get them. [wind blows] Oh, there's gas canister there. That wouldn't be too good. [chuckling] That'd be quite bad. [Ethan grunts] Oh. Oh, no. [Ethan wheezing] I'm bearing my British balls for all of you to see! [Ethan laughing] - I can hear him. He's over there. - What's that? [chuckles] I'm really uneducated. This is bad. Will it tell me what it is? Or can I not read the language? "Espania, Madrid." Ah, there he go! "San Lorenzo Del El Escorial." Boom. Hold that. - Oh, they've gone further. We found it, we found it, we found it. We've become the man. [zen music]
[Josh laughing] I am the man with the plan. I'm in the far corner and I'm inside a man. Pause.
- Someone yodel! Someone do something!
[tense music] Surely not.
[feet thuds] Oh, oh.
[wind vibrating] - I'm soft and love chocolate! - Oh, my God. Don't tell me. - Oh, I heard a human. - Right, no one's under the bridge. - It's very- oh, sh*t. - No one's under the bridge. But I'm gonna break my trousers if I get back up here. [Tobi howling]
I can hear a person. - Oh no, don't look under here. [Ethan exhales] - Yeah, these pants are done for. I'm comin'! - Oh, sh*t. - I'm comin'! You've
been stealin' my fish! - Now, he's over there. But his voice is so echo-ey. [laughing] You literally can
hear him from everywhere. - I'm blessed. He's gone far left. And that's a one-way system. - Which one of you bastards has not got a fishing licence?! Yodel again, I dare you! Yodel again, little pig! [Ethan grunting]
[pants ripping] [Ethan panting]
Where is that person? [Ethan laughing loudly] Yeah! [explosion bangs]
- Oh, f*ck. - Get your little sausage out! - He's found Tobi. - Get your sausage out! - He's right next to me. He's got Tobi. sh*t, sh*t, sh*t. - Am I the first one?
- Yes. - Oh, f*ck, man! - Listen, we may have
had a war, but welcome. - He got Tobi? Oh, wow! Tobi's normally last left,
the crafty little badger. - My sausage is out. Shake the sausage. - Lemme get that bratwurst.
- Okay, wait, wait, wait. [Tabi laughing] - Oh, yeah. All right, hello. - Germany and the United
Kingdom working together. Great Britain. - This is 2023 now, baby. [laughs] Okay, this is. Look, we just solved warcraft. - Tobi's been caught, but Tobi doesn't know I'm in here. Josh is the one I'm worried about. Josh knows I'm in here. - Oh, I'm being naturally
drawn to something, lads! - I know where you're goin. You're goin' home. - If that just isn't the
best-looking place in the land. - I think you're biassed. - No, look. - Germany looks pretty beautiful. - It's pointless, that! Look. What's that? Like, okay, "Look, I'm a big triangle. Whoopee."
[Tobi snickers] Wow.
[Ethan chuckles] "I'm a big triangle. Look at me." Right. Here we are! We're home! Look at it. Just look at it. Look at it. We got-
[Big Ben bell chiming] Oh!
[Big Ben bell chime continues] That was kind of ice cold, you know? I just went nuts on it. Hello, boys! I've been powered up by
the sight of Big Ben! - I never get found this early, man. What the f*ck did you do? - Oh, my God. He walked by past me. He walked right back there! Here's Tobi! - Try that. [tense drum music] - Yes! Yes! We passed gaze! f*ckin' donkey! - 'Please let me go' in Spanish. [speaking in Spanish] That don't sound right. 'Leave me alone'. [speaking in Spanish] - Ethan's been searching
for about seven minutes. Hasn't even come near
this part of the park. He's been very noisy too. - Why? Why?
[Tobi laughing] You're not allowed to say
anything or do anything. [Tobi laughing] You blink too much for a guard though. - This is not nice. [Tobi laughing] This is not nice. Wow. Yeah, it must be so
sh*t to be one of them. I mean, it's probably
quite honourable, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - See, look, I'm going on this. I've stepped on the grass.
What're you gonna do? - It doesn't say "keep off the grass". So, really, you're not
doing anything wrong. I don't know why he thinks he's a bad man. - 'Cause believe me,
Britain has stepped on grass it's not meant to before!
- Yeah, we know. - Believe me.
- Trust me, my people know. - Believe me. - Why are you laughing? Is that funny to you, Con? [Connor speaks away from mic]
[Tobi laughing] - Where are these humans? - I'm impressed that these lot have managed to find some hiding spots. - Where are- yeah! Same. - Someone do somethin'! - Where's that pizza?! Oi! Pizza Boy! - I'm just really hoping he doesn't come from there. If he comes from there, I'm f*cked. - Where are you?! - Let's go. Scandinavia's over that way. Let's go Scandinavia. - This way, yeah?
- That way. - I'm coming to take your land! - f*ck.
[tense drum music] - I'm coming to take your livings! - Ethan, I'm splitting up! - Okay. Thank you, boss. - This should be a great
time to go back to the start. Ethan wouldn't go back there. But I like this spot. Feel like me getting caught
in the spot is funny too. [tense music] - Yes! [speaking in Spanish]
[Ethan laughing] [explosion bangs]
- Puta! - Puta! - He found Simon.
[Tobi laughs] Okay. Oh, a bit of sun. Yeah, a bit of warmth! - Oh, my God, he's found someone. Get me out. Get me out. Oh, my god, they're right there. - Time to actually start lookin'. 'Cause I haven't been
looking up until this- Ain't no f*ckin' way someone'd
hide under there, though? Oh, I would rate it. - Fair play for gettin'
in the building though. - I was hoping you would go there! - I didn't think you'd do that. Nice, good work. Yes! Two down!
- Damn it! - I've gone back in my cave. I've gone back in my cave. Tobi was coming. sh*t. Oh, my shoes are ruined, as well. Look at that. Oh, no! - Who else have you found?
- Two down! - Who else?
- Tobjizzle. - Tobi?! - He yodelled for me though. - Those Germans. [wind blowing]
- Please. [calm electronic music] - I think I'll go around this way. [ground scraping]
This way around. This way around. [Tobi giggling]
He's seen me, seen me. He's seen me. Definitely seen me. - There he is. He's definitely seen me. [wind blowing]
[groovy drum music] He's definitely seen me. - Come here, little French
baguette. [snickering] Where are you going? - He saw me. I know he saw me. - Oh no, [indistinct] pulling
someone. That's not good. Oh sh*t, he's coming this way, I think. All right, lads. This could be it. Harry's running. [Tobi giggling] - Well, I know where one person is and that's it.
- Do you? - Yeah. - Ooh, are you willing
to give out information, Simon?
- No. Not yet. - That's not very found of you. - Where's Tobi? - Tobi's split up. He's doing some German sh*t. Right. I've been led to believe this is Vik's settlement! - Is it? Is it India? - No. [wheezing] He's dressed up as like
a Viking, isn't he? - Oh! That, yeah. - You know where the Viking settlements? - Yeah.
- I would be led to believe that he would be near his country. Would he? Or would he not? - Oh, goodness me. [Harry breathing heavily] Oh, sh*t. Oh, I wanna get out of here. One sec, can I climb up there? I think I can. Oh, this is treacherous. Get me out of here. [panting] Is that a buss case? Tell me a buss case. - Someone surely got creative and taken the muddy path, right? - I'm only gonna follow you. [man screaming] [water splashes]
[Simon laughs] - That would've been cool. If you played that, yeah? Got in there, fair dues.
- I did think about it. - Fair dues. - But I dunno how you'd climb over. - If any of you bastards
have taken the muddy path! - Yeah, I'm gonna stay
outta the muddy path. - Bro, I'ma find you! - Keep hiding, Vik. [Simon chuckling] - Unbelievable. Truly unbelievable. - What's up, guy? How you guys been? [melancholic music]
You know, viewers. Hope your new year's been blessed so far. Hopefully, you got one
you wanted for Christmas. Any job applications, any school exams. Hope you're killing those. And if you're not sure what you're doing in your life right now, that's okay as well. You know, everyone's always
searching for their next thing. Everyone's always trying to figure out what their meaning is, what their path is. But it's okay to not know, okay?. It's okay to go through
these tough times, okay? That's some advice from Uncle Randy. Even people like us who are
doing these videos and stuff. Even we don't know what we're doing, man. We're just freestyling
it, YOLO-ing it, you know? No one's alone. If you're down, just talk to someone. It's normal. It's a struggle. It's human to struggle. - Right, well this place,
we've sort of scanned. Yeah, it's a decent scan.
- A solid scan. - You got any chorizo on you, lad? - Any what?
- Chorizo. - I find that offensive, you know? - Why? - 'Cause not all Spanish people have chorizo on them all the time. - You carryin' some mighty sausage on you, boss?
[Simon chuckles] - Well, I have that. - He was, like, a metre away from me. He's like, "Oh, I suspect
Vik will be around here!" Yeah, you were right. You're a fool.
[Vik laughing mischievously] - Oh, I heard Tobi laugh. - That was Tobi, yeah.
- Ethan! - Yes?! - I found the Frenchman! - Hola! - You found the Frenchman? Where is the Frenchman? - He ran away.
- Oh, no! - Shock!
[Tobi laughing] - Simon and Ethan are next to me. So, Tobi, Simon, Ethan are seekin'. - [speaking in Spanish] Frenchman. - That way. - Si?
- That way. - You need to keep your hand
down a little bit, you know? [everyone laughing] When you're pointing like that, it's looking a little bit different. - I made sure it was a point. I made sure.
- I found two big regions. Two big regions of the world,
I found Spain and Germany. That's a powerful force. - That is a powerful force, you know? We'd win a World Cup. - Yeah, maybe. - You don't think that
Germany, Spain and England? [Ethan panting] - I don't know, Simon. Oh, my God. I think I've just spotted someone. - Who? Where?
- I've spotted the Pizza Man. He's in there. He's in
the costume to the left. - To the left?
- There, there, there. - I see him, I see him.
- Oh, wow. - I see him, I see him. - What country is this? - This looks like... - There's usually a plaque. Roma! Roma! Trevi Fountain! The Pizza Man thinks I can't see him. - There's no bridge here, bro. Bro, there's no bridge! There's no. [laughs]
- There's no bridge. - We could jump. - No bridge. - We have to jump across! - There's no bridge, is there? - No. There's no bridge, right? - No, there's no bridge. - Don't we have to go
the along way around. [Simon wheezing]
- There's no bridge. There's no bridge. - Don't we have to go the long way around? - There's no bridge, at all. No. - I see the Frenchman! - I've seen the Frenchman.
- The Frenchman! [guys laughing] Bring your garlic back here! - Oh, sh*t. [tense drum music] - Where do I go? - Brexit is comin'! Come on, Frenchman! - Where did he go? [Tobi giggling]
- He's still there, bro. - He doesn't know where he is. He's seen him.
- Yeah. All right. You can't get up there. He's going that way. [Ethan laughing] Yep. Now we'll buss case. Now we'll buss case. - He's running, bro. - I know! - Go the other way. - I knew it would work. Please tell me these are open. sh*t. I thought that was open. Oh, no. Oh, God. In here? In here? - Pizza Man moved. He was in that statue. Is there a hiding spot around here, Vik? [music stops]
- I don't know. - You do know.
- No, I don't. - You're very well hidden though. I actually know where you are. [Vik wheezes]
In the trees. - I'm bush camping. [laughing] [Josh wheezing]
- I love that. - I've actually got a bad knee, you know? So this isn't too ideal. All right. British people hate the French. I'm gonna get that garlic. Hold it, motherf*cker. All right, hopefully they
don't go and hide again. That would be bad vibes. - Should we just go hide? - I don't mind, I'm down. - Let's go around. And then, we just disappear again. [Tobi & Simon giggling] Spain and Germany, unite. - Come on.
- Spermany. - Ey. Ugh.
[both laughing] [Ethan panting] - Where would he have gone? Where would he have gone? [wind blowing] - Oh, this is a good viewpoint, yeah. I can see Josh. Josh is ragging it. Hopefully, he can be a distraction. - Pizza Man is down the bottom right. - Oh, Frenchman!
[Harry yelling] Frenchman! [Harry screaming]
Frenchman. [laughing] - You can't get me! It's that way, it's that way Oh, sh*t. Oh, f*ck you. I thought you went after.
[Ethan laughs loudly] I tried to [stuttering].
- Yeah! [explosion bangs]
That's the French, the Spanish and the German! - Oh, you bastard!
- Let's go. - All right.
[Harry grunts] Shall I let you into little secret? - Go on.
- I've seen Pizza Man. - Yeah, I've seen Pizza Man. [Harry & Ethan talk over each other] I saw when I was hiding there, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ I believe I can fly. ♪ Okay, don't sing that, Randy. Do not. [chuckles] What can I do? [chuckles] [drill whirring] Josh? I'm sh*tting myself. Has that turned on then? - No, but I was gonna hide. 'Cause I'm not gonna do this 'cause there's cables in it. - Oh, my God. - But it's now making noise that it wasn't making before. So, I'm glad I didn't do it. - Let's go over there. I see Josh. Josh all the way down there. - How did he get over there? - No, run!
[panting & laughing] Like I said, you run. They split. They split. They're smart. - This is the thing, I
should have moved around. I should have been moving.
- Same, bro. [machine rumbling]
[air hisses] - That's f*cked. - Knackered, innit? I've ruined me clobber. Look at me poor shoes and everything. [tense music]
- I can see Pizza Man. I can see you! [Josh chuckling]
Bring your pepperoni here! - Okay, go on. Go on. Poor cameraman. God, he's on a mission. I hope he stacks it. I'd pay the world to see him stack it. - Starting to get pins
and needles in my feet. But we must persevere. - That settlement down there
- Uh-huh? - is Vik's country. He's in those three trees. [Tobi wheezes, then laughs] There's three little trees and Ethan's walking around it. We gotta go get Harry and we hide again. - Okay.
[both laughs] [Ethan panting loudly] [Ethan yells] [Simon laughs] Josh is just running, bruv. [laughing] [lighthearted video game music] [spring boings] - He's just running. - Italia! [Ethan panting] - Where has that Pepperoni Man gone? Where has he gone? - I'm going prone. [breathing heavily] Prone then pray. - Mape. - Huh?
- We have been found. - You've been found? - Yeah. Tobi and me. - Yeah, I've been found as well. - We are saying we just hide again. [both laughing]
- Okay. - Should we just hide in here?
- In the bushes? - Yeah.
- I'm down. I'm down. I hear you've defected
the other side again. - I wasn't finding you in the first place. - But you saw me under the bridge, right? - He recruited me.
- Ah. - Yeah, he invaded my thoughts. - Put on the burners. Pepperoni Man cannot be far away. Pepperoni Man. Where has he gone? I literally run from the
top left all the way round. - They've got Brexit. [laughing] - They can't live without EU. [Tobi giggling] Oh. - Should we go to hide?
- Should we go to hide? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah. - I'm a big fan of this. - Come on, come on, come on. - Oh, I'm gonna up a tree. Oh, it's so prickly! - Ah, f*ck!
[Tobi groans] - Daddy wants a slice of pizza. [tense music] [string ascends]
Haha! Give me a slice of that pizza! [Josh laughs]
[Ethan growls] - No! No!
- Gimme a slice! Yes!
[explosion bangs] - I just got humped
from behind. [laughing] - I got a slice of the pizza! - Ethan's got a slice of
pizza, that means Josh. Don't snitch, Josh. Don't snitch. Please, Josh. Don't snitch. No! Josh, don't snitch. You were the chosen one. - I was prone. Prone bone. - I chased you from the top down to the bars.
- Yeah, I know. - This was a lot easier many years ago in like the first old hide-and-seeks. Now I'm a lump of a man. Okey dokey. That will be my ginormous girth on them. [Tobi snickers] - Italy, Spain, France
and Germany, all found. Missing the Viking and Randy. Do you know where anyone is?
- Yeah. - Do you? - I like one person's
hiding spots are bit now. - Oh, really? - Go back to the time we spent in Dubai. In the river. Don't sell like your friend, Josh. Don't sell out our friend. - Who are you missin'? - I'm missing Vik and Randy. - Oh, I know 'em both. - Do you? - I am your greatest asset, right now. - Are you?
- You must gimme money. A hundred pound, make your wines. Come on, Prime. - A hundred pound? I'll give you one of my Prime
bottles I've got with me. - Oh, what's that energy? Bottles or a can? - Can. - Oh, money's worth less than friendship. - Oh, wow! Okay, you little weirdo. [singing in French] - You know what I think about the French? I think they're smelly and rude. However, I will not pass judgement because you should never
judge a book by its cover. But they do smell. And they are rude. Geez, I'm not gonna lie. This is a f*cking spot
on a half, you know. - Tobi, I genuinely reckon you could just hide in that guard. - Nah. - If you put your feet where the feet. - How many black Queen's
Guards do you see, bro? - No, but if you put your
feet in the feet bit. - f*ck it, I'ma do it. - Watch out a little men. - Yeah. No worries. - This is so epic, man. Look, you got Coca-Cola lorry. You're Brexiting again. - Yeah, mate. Listen,
I've sold tea to China. I've I've got people-
- You have sold tea to China? - Yeah, I've stopped. [stutters] They're over there. Someone's making noise over there. - Hm. - Was that a hum as in they're not? - He's not very good at this game, is he? Oh, you're getting hotter now for sure. [tense drum music]
- Really? How hot? - Like, hot enough. I don't know. - Like really, really hot? What, as in hot enough to be in this hole? - Wait, in there? Oh, God. Bastard. - Hello? Hello!
[Randy laughing] Yes, I got him!
- Josh! [explosion bangs]
- I got him! [Randy laughing] Randy in the pit! - That was good one, that one. - That was really good. Randy in the pit. - The other person's on the lower area. - 'The lower area'? - Well, the last person makes a winner. - Yeah.
- I thought I was gonna be the two-time, back-to-back
heavyweight Sidemen Hide-and-Seek champion of the world. Bro, it's scary in here, man. It's so scary. I didn't know how to get out without, like, nailing myself. I was goated, man. He has risen.
[gospel music] - Vikkstar the Viking, you have won! However! I will find you! - Well, I won already. We take those. He's gonna have to find me though. It's actually freezing as well. You're sat here static in a bush. - No hard feelings with Josh. He's a seeker, that's what he has to do. And I kind of did that in
the boat video with Tobi. It is what it is, man. It feels good to be out that hole though. You know what I'm saying? - Have the other boys hid again? [playful circus music]
Yes, they have. - This place is so cool. - Yeah, I know they have. - Yo, Ethan, it's Vik! - Hello! - Oh. [speaks away from mic] - Have you guys hiding again? - Oh, that's a better
one than what is was in. - Hello, Simon. You left your hat. Someone left their hat in the bush. Hello, Harry. - Oh. [laughs] - Hello. - I thought it to be a
much better spot than that. He found me straight away. - He didn't cluck. He didn't see him. - He didn't see me.
- He hasn't seen him. - Have you found Tobi again? - Well, I don't need to. - Well, no, but you do
have to find him again. - No, I don't.
- Nah, you should. - You do.
- Those aren't the rules. - No, no, no. You do.
- Vikkstar won. - No, you have to find Tobi again, bro. - Hey, Ethan, it's you. - What? - Look, it's the Brexit campaigners. - That's really cool. Oh, there he is. [everyone laughing loudly] Right, where is that
little Viking bastard?! - Okay, well, I know where Vik is. - If you were to give me a riddle, what would the riddle be? - The riddle would be... - You told him to go
back to his own country. - I wanna find him
legit, I wanna find him. I wanna find him.
- No, I wanna find him. - Do you want, like, any form of clue? - Just point in a direction. - Okay, well. - I'm not pointing anywhere. [laughing] - Don't steal my joke!
[Tobi laughing] Don't steal my joke. Wowee. You actually fit in. - That actually looks sick, you know. - You look so good.
- That was really cool. - That's much better than
my one that I had then. - Did your head fit in that? [everyone laughs loudly] - You try it over there.
- You try it. [group talks over each other] - It's not gonna fit in there. - It will, it will, it will. [Ethan wheezing]
- No, you're good. You're good, you're good.
- You're alright. You're in. You're in.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, you look good as well.
- Yeah. - Gimme the riddle! - You do not need to
search the area with flags because you two are... - Oh, wow, wow, wow!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - What? what?
- Douche bags! [group talking over each other] - Money bags. - Oh, okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Right, well. Here's the little Scandy
settlements down here. - He's gonna be around
here then, ain't he? - Where's this little Scandy noob? [mysterious string music] - Jump over, you want? - I'm not making that, boss.
- Jump over, you want. - I feel like Vik is the kind
of guy that wouldn't wanna definitely do what Ethan's doing, essentially.
[group laughs] - I feel like he's gonna
be somewhere not, like, in a thing? - Lads! Let's find this Viking! - Oh, mate! This place is. I wish I'd seen all this. This is sick! This is sick. Is he in this bush? Is he in this bush? Vik, if you are in here,
I respect it highly. He's not. - I think I've seen the Viking. - Yeah? - I think I've seen the Viking, lads. Is it that pile of
human behind that thing? - Run to it.
- Or is it not? - Make sure he doesn't run away. Run to it! Run, buzz, run! - No, 'cause it isn't, is it? - Run, buzz! Buzz, run! Run! - No, it's just a bit of rubbish, innit?
- Buzz, run! Run! - It's a bit of rubbish, isn't it? - It's rubbish.
- f*ck. - This is perfect revenge
for the cruise ship. Suffer, Ethan, suffer. I can hear you struggling
thinking I'm in the hut. - He's done well here, you know? - Look, this is his f*ckin'
Scandy settlement, lads. This is sick. - Yeah. But where is he? - Maybe he's in Copenhagen. - Maybe he is! Look! Vik, Viking heritage, this is. - Vik, ing, heritage. - [stammering] I'm gonna assume he is in these bushes. Oh, my God! [everyone laughing loudly] oh, my God!
- It's not easy, is it! [party horn blows]
[children cheer] - You're the winner! - Yeah! - Look, feel how spiky this is! - Oh my! How did you get in that? - I just.
- Oh, my! [group laughing & talking over each other] - All right, shout out
to Simon for the assist. [guys exclaim]
- Well done! - What? Did Simon put you in there? - Yeah. Well, he told me to go there.
- When he went past that one, "Just go in there, lad." [chuckles] - Well done! You got the dub, Vik. - Honestly, I felt like Fortnite. Fortnite 2018, bruv.
[Ethan laughs] - I've bush camped your
final circle. [laughing] - Vik, give us some inspirational words to your country.
- Yeah, go on. - We are a warrior people. And uh...
- Who is he? Have you decided who you are yet? - We're Sweden.
- Okay. - We're Sweden. And sometimes you don't need to fight, you just need to hide. Play to your strengths. - That's some [beep], bro. [group laughs and talk over each other] [beeping] - In a war that could
work, in some respects. - I survived. I survived. I survived England.
- I have one question, Can I colonise? [group chuckling] [hiphop music]
