SHIVS! DEAD BRANCH! HEAVEN! | Ascension 20 Silent Run | Slay the Spire

but it being a lot closer if we draw an uppercut or like they don't know useful things silent time [Music] [Music] all right upgrade uppercut your try up good at a park on let's choose a card - overwhelming plans I think let's us more aggressively take this path and go for the early elites which i think is what we want to do I don't think I want to click him back her right now game after I give up that much health maybe I should go for potions you have the ability to choose let's choose the safer path grand finale okay that was neutralized upgraded but I think the turn were to draw - is already pretty good like I don't think it's a huge problem but I do have some bad turns so if I upgrade neutralized sometimes the enemy is weak on one of my bad turns and all of this happened it's not as bad a turn about re if I had enough gold probably okay attack potion next turn seems final I don't know whether is better to go for the front or back one second didn't really work that out usually it doesn't make a huge difference sometimes it sort of does [Music] jazz branches are alec that branch is definitely a relic it's a bad idea right that's probably a bad idea we'll go this way okay okay okay this around is uh this is a thing right now that is happening [Music] I could use some scaling and damage maybe hey paper crane Oh No okay I feel like those last your floor is gonna got a little bit better they got a little bit better okay it's actually not what I wanted I would have liked any of the other cards but sharp [Music] you like her mom seems okay I still don't have any scaling damage I think I'd died a guardian shortly last night scales in one direction just the wrong direction cool we said you're neutralized that time oh hey wait the strike was upgraded oh my god did I realize that life he's trying to fine I still haven't played calculator devil maybe I should play that at some point this is fine this is fine this is fine the flames little bead rise to eye level [Music] [Music] why is YouTube jorb so much better at the game than me could YouTube Jobs do this wait have you seen YouTube herbs successfully die - Guardian before because I have them actually there's probably at least one video of YouTube cherubs dying a guardian there is some chance that I win this right now it's actually a somewhat large chance we knew that Wraith farm was a good garden it's crazy oh I mean I do you want to upgrade my cards in particular I would like to upgrade my second Wraith form making maybe I can like upgrade it in an event someday or something because I also feel like resting would be good in this dead branch run seems like making sure that you don't die when you have like one of the most powerful relics in the game is probably a good idea [Music] [Music] left side was also pretty good we don't want to go to a store with 82 gold would rather go to a store with slightly more than 82 gold we also want to Kemp fire before the elite it's just like just worse just worse than right side in every way one could say that it was a weakly dominated in my White's right side slurp weak dominance sounds late slightly too sexual but in a funny way I gonna have to take all that attack okay I have eight turns of intangible I have ten turns of it tangible okay we should find a card that applies poison to the enemy from somewhere would be good okay we want to take - I don't if I have to take two it's sort of absolutely hilarious um sure it's very funny of it my relic blocked 418 in the two apparitions my hand walked 4-0 there yep actually blocked 4-0 are you always supposed to take an operation amount no prob don't let anybody ever tell you that you always have to do something you do what feels right to you at the time or in lead dance is this our answer it may actually be our answer can't upgrade it it's an upgraded void dance forever I'm just wondering if maybe I could take something that didn't make me feel sick to my stomach maybe you like a cloak-and-dagger maybe just something slightly less repulsive I don't know I love that I'm taking it over and on load just take it on live yeah gosh all right whatever give me that thing well okay yep sure okay good so fun how do I intend to kill this enemy so fine I've dealt 36 damage to it and I'm sort of done that's sort of it oh it's another Wraith form whoa oh my god it gave me a malaise too I can't use that right now get it later I'll play calculated gamble so I can draw it faster I'll play tacular gamble again perfect is this what I wanted to nightmarish Oh [ __ ] is going on [Music] I think night marrying a senator's band while very cute was a little bit slow perhaps well after I'm in just like sort of good sure stop making you I'll see what I can do guess I should have played a block card there took one damage for no real reason blood vial bleed dance number two that's fine I already have one I mean I should probably take it I mean oh my god I'm not gonna now now now I'm almost a boat infinite blades there you go there's the blade dance it doesn't suck alright okay don't particularly feel required to take one damage there [Music] sneaky strike Oh acrobatics sneaky strike yeah Crimson blur how you doing today where's my cab making when the way as my cat is making weight did Nick just to feed him what's weird okay well this stuff doesn't do anything just die to a gremlin leader holy [ __ ] that lady Shh [Laughter] all right okay I mean this doesn't really help those oh I think I might like spice the goal is to kill this thing stare like I don't know goodbye Wraith forms maybe I was meant to play a race for him it seems unexcited like I can just play block cards now alright well so why am I getting attacked what's the what's the big deal here grandmum leader I'm a double potion suffer [Music] Oh suffer so will we theoretically start being able to deal damage at some point in this site I wondering I mean wondering Zephyr please no Oh My gods after now she was wearing me down I may have to put this off friend timeout Oh discard two cards it feels like we're making some progress here the slow progress but progress is progress Zephyr hizmet is making his like I think the world is ending and I'm very despondent sort of yeah yes I like I need help me out this is other you know which is like I don't really need help but I think things are unfair that's more what he's trying to communicate with this Miao in my experience got a noxious fumes it's almost over till I get back reflux strong oh boy so I have three rate forms so that's sort of reassuring I have 3 dagger throws I mean a curiously is doing fine it's doing more damage than off those beams is right now gonna give credit where credit is due [Music] in the venom in the stack generally if a card says damage on it and is more rare than strike is I'm probably taking it at the moment [Music] [ __ ] dagger piercing whale take that beer sing well piercing whale with ten intangible I'm so confused but it's the stick do know the grand finale now guys dub yes it's [Laughter] easy Ella Campion we meet at last I just double potion walking to fade both potions your turn I got infinite blades turn 1 I have 10 intangible I probably don't have to potion also it's unclear that I'd want a strength potion that's unclear I had once a damaged Bush right now anyway quite possible I would rather damage cushions later in the fight nightmare on apparition maybe [Music] [Music] and path to victory here is getting prismatic lands during this fight I don't think that branch can do that cute idea that all right give me the good stuff well laid plans is Ras good start [Music] I don't know how good pain is here maybe the first three will be good but after that we might want to lay off the baning a little bit [Music] get its back keep them coming [Music] okay [Music] like I'm playing with a card pole that hasn't been fully unlocked I like that that's a it's a good description of what I am currently experiencing works for me anyway [Music] [Music] should pretty much always [Music] good here anything in terms of drawing intangibles yeah we're completely fine in fact I can set up this apparition doesn't do anything then but I could you could do that okay see ya thanks about 13 go boho show do you do next time we play wreath farm and I guess I'll play doppelganger 4-0 [Music] I guess I had a ship and stuff all right whatever it is we win we're fine what is this nonsense I'm going to take damage firstly intangible though I guess my duck is like 700 cards or something there are 56 cards of my own draw and discard pile yeah okay so it's not that unreasonable but I wouldn't draw reform command I guess Jim makes a sixteen months on kaboom Oh show to you to darken avatar things than nine months of them assure to you as well [Music] duplication push an over strength potion keep the foreign spot for the heart fight maybe I don't know do we like beat a weekend on awakened one's tough pyramid with for energy and a dead branch I think the dead branch is a little bit too much of a drawback here go with cursed key or slavers collar them know what slavers going I'm gonna get three reforms forgotten happened a long long time ago sorry I'm just gonna sort of assume that corpse explosion means that I win every fight from urine out I don't know if that's like the truth might be trade anything that happens I also have to rest at campfires anyway so it's okay to take a bit of chip damage here in there can get the collector bonus on reform oh boy that's that good stuff [Music] I have a Hasan as well I'm going to select catalyst the catalyst is not upgraded I could trade the Thorens potion for blessing of the forge now last thing before Jane bad here it ain't bad at all and Zephyrs gonna time out twitch chat [Music] [Music] all right sorry yet been yelling at me for about 45 minutes slowly my ability to tolerate that diminished let's go this way done good to see you what is timeout I just put him in the bathroom and shut the door he's okay he's in there with the other cab they can hang out I'm sure that meal tickets doing that much for us you'll probably go to one store I already have the fusion hammer though just doesn't seem like it's a very good relic at all Bates Abbas from act wonho mom this might be upgrade all it's a very large number of upgrades including two more turns of intangible more ships and perhaps more importantly the corpse explosion in catalyst both upgrade does make camp fires pretty bad it makes like a weekend one significantly better don't need a cow I don't know about down a dacha [Music] like against time eater in a week and one I don't really get to play reform straight away and I don't really manage to block for enough with the [ __ ] that I've been doing well but I will have five energy 1 2 3 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 24 upgrades it's a bit of Health that we're missing on him I'm just gonna do this unless I take the 999 gold maybe that's actually the right choice huh all right sure what a weird one well this doesn't really do anything next story I guess we can take panacea never up kids really are cool eat thanks for the seven months boom Oh show do you do my dashboard is so bad at catching events right now it's like missing a ton of them so I remove strike instead of normality I'll probably just reset the floor for that I think that's dumb we can calamity Kilgore thanks for the subs as well sorry I missed those I wasn't even like thinking about what I was doing Sivan good done the same in the past yeah I know if somebody like made a mod that put the curses at the top of your deck when you were in car remove like I would probably probably install that mod and I don't really understand why the devs haven't already done that we could buy these or we could not buy them I sort of am out of reasons to take a curse a dark stone Perry up doesn't seem great this gives me a random relic most likely most likely that's all it does moldy juice ah then you're back war and return being on [Music] sure hope that's enough to kill you giant heaven oh I actually have frozen I'm right okay should be like looking at that and chef when I shift the blame of not removing normality to the devs generally if I'm using an interface that I don't have control over and I notice that I make the same mistake using an interface over and over again but I can't really change it I don't like to beat myself up over it I'm not saying that dubs are bad people I'm just saying like I don't really give a [ __ ] that I made that mistake whatever I'm not gonna spend any time thinking about it or feeling bad about myself got better things to do with my time than worry about that [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] there's caltrops how he wouldn't miss a say me would just like deal a bunch of damage sort of with completely random cards until the giant head was done we're intangible for another five returns so like I mean probably won't be able to block once we get that far into the fight but I imagine if any luck we will have killed it Python [Music] when do I plead died I died here maybe just right now not sure I gotta ask Maya define those shortened don't want to play flush shots right but I play the other stuff [Music] [Music] cool take damage now imagine if we didn't draw it have a frozen eye so you know you know all right shovel storm of Steel this is a there are things happening right now feels like a storm Odile is probably pretty pickable here oh that's a lot better than shovel [Music] thanks Tom Bergeron appreciate you saying that presumably actually want to do this is this true I don't know if this is true that I wanted to do this after it like concentrate or this rates a thing this rates not a thing almost I forgot to play a block card that's okay I'm sure health will just come back somehow [Music] and sort of happen on these turns silica is everything so that 16 months boom Osho do you do yeah I came to rid of normality as now it's sort of cool and take a little bit of damage next turn I'm the turn after that we're fine exhausting stuff look for herbs just looking stuff we have all you can do some plant and I could like to think really hard about what I was doing but mmm seems like a lot of thinking [Music] [Music] that piercing whales who created up agree so in some fights we're gonna get to piercing whale and not reform super early is the idea here I don't know how much damage these ships do I imagine it's not actually very much [Music] maybe I should do that next turn I should have played the in tabloids probably probably should have played the infinite blades or something doesn't hurt with that branch now [Music] flecked seems fine oh god I'm dead next turn whoops well [Music] maybe I have nope did not have a spinning top you can never know for sure whether you have spinning top or not so it's good to check [Music] since fine how did I count the number of heart kills the two options are that it's a spreadsheet or an estimate can we just take the curse sort of I wouldn't be terrible I might not play to reform at any point Wow okay I would love it if my deck for good I think that not playing infinitely it's unturned one was pretty dumb here I'm gonna play storm of Steel I don't think can't we just do this [Music] and then this town is yeah one more damage [Music] who needs damage when we have 50 turns of intangible I think I think it might be us well yes I'll buy everything in the store then it's deadly poison worth having deadly poisons probably worth having normality worse than a strike I think ironically after resetting that store to remove normality instead of strike I've reached a point where normality is actually better than strike gives us a random card for 1 hp I think I would generally pay one HP to turn strike into a random card and a fight ok thank you for seeing necessary you play like two ships a Turner average or something so like deals about as much damage is deadly poisoned but doesn't triple when you play catalyst I don't think I'm buying deadly poison it might be though I don't know my damage is actually surprisingly good against the heart they just like apply a little bit of poison and then have caltrops and bronze scales and it dies because I also AM intangible for 10 turns I take the deadly poison half and Steve this one this one's sweet I don't know if it's the right one but anything could happen you'll moderately satify satisfied of with the result Myron ran ran ran ran [Music] [Music] [Music] sure you look sort of scurrying repto man sir [Music] the only way to lose at this point is dying to rep do or act for elites on turn two sure we can find other ways to lose than that imagine if frozen I showed you what the next card dead branch was going to give you was [Music] [Music] [Music] so no this is good we go a secret technique or corpse explosion that they're like this here end up being okay I'm gonna draw that defend did I not play tools I didn't play tools sure okay that explains a lot the various Jenkins thanks liquid I'm Momo show to you as well poor enemies it is hard not to feel a little bit bad for them you know Zions IRA thanks for the twitch prime and sir diggle's thanks for the far months oh yeah we don't need a piercing whale so much that it's better than just taking two HP internal feathers cool I'm wandering through regen potions better than one of my potions because I think that I don't know if I make it to the heart right I can die to the beat of death plus the 1 times 15 [Music] so the region Papa might not be so bad there I imagine the upgrading and then playing catalyst to us please catalyst twice Oh my catalyst plus twice that's what I did I decided to say both of the words at the same time I imagined that um upgrading and playing catalyst plus twice is probably going to be better than a region pushing it's not a lot healing switch which Brian okay the Spade we have to do something about the artifact charges we have like a billion piercing miles that's convenient I guess that's like that then the close one [Applause] [Music] probably glad I grabbed deadly poison [Music] guess I'll just play four thousand cuts someday I will go off never hearing that is a very reasonable guess I think it might go off in the heart fight actually then or even before then might go off in the act for we play it we kill stuff pretty slowly [Music] ami spookiest is it possible to become a lote I have certainly become a boat before it was quite pleasant thinking about writing a memoir my time as a boat by Inge orbs McGeorge writer of such masterpieces as is X better than why should I always do this thing and slay the spire what do you think about something that's unrelated to what we're doing is Mars strictly better than Venus my gosh alright anyway are there any non joke chat messages I don't find my OB annoying oh you know I love you all I'm an introverted person and a significant part of my job is working out how to maximize the amount of time that I can interact with lots of people before I need to go recharge how the [ __ ] do I kill this holy [ __ ] they're gonna be a rough one I don't think I play caltrops I don't know I don't think I play caltrops let's put this here they put these two here and here don't I'll play that I see only 15 months I'm sure you as well first crippling cloud of her burst apparition maybe [Music] I thought that storm of Steel is getting drawn next turn wonder how I got that opinion because it's clearly not true and no idea how I ended up thinking though because evaluation thinks last six months boom Oh show do you two dozen damage to do it just feels 4:15 oh my gosh I've been completely outplayed this is embarrassing this is embarrassing [Music] because I think this fight might take like 20 minutes be right back [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] yikes forever best Leona and you do one now you're a [ __ ] lasting about three months I'm sure do you do all right so anyway this could take a really really long time with us dying it could take a really long time with us winning could take anything in between really like literally anything seems like it could happen at the moment if we were to exhaust into amylase all of a sudden would be in much better shape I think I do have to play infinite blades right pretty sure I have to play infinite blades here [Music] and I sort of want to play neutralize to she's worth playing okay conversed apparition next turn [Music] delay the inevitable a little bit longer [Music] yo probably there isn't really any reason to adrenaline I guess the reason to adrenaline is that I don't really want to draw those cards very much what does draw them now is just sort of like not drawing them catalyst okay something at some point probably not that long term out I actually do get to just start playing rate forms like maybe next time I get to start playing rights forms [Music] here's something else already throbbing this is the scary attack [Music] chef seems like the bone well I mean sure I'm sure [Music] this streem area is a lucker idiot cannot believe this lucky idiot doesn't probably do you do this this I think that's all Oh [Music] Bing kills because Bain is a good car this good a car killed the awakened one in jorb spire on 2,753 cuz like we just like that's not where Stormers deal is is No Mastriani would be quite good here [Music] whoa so we got a not dying when intangible runs out which is possible it's a little bit spooky I don't think I can kill that fast so it becomes a matter of drawing a wraith form again by then but I have a lot of cards to get through before I can just sleep get ridiculously lucky how he just got the Wraiths one way we got both sure using you accuracy I'm lucky Oh envenom bullets I am Capcom I'll draw them in like what on average there Oh like a couple of cards from now Thanks forever we go to act for not because it is easy but because it is hard hard but because it is hard that's why by ninja links the 8-month it's one boom Oh show do you as well it did take 20 minutes dead in that maybe wasn't quite 20 minutes Oh huh kunai is that good that might be good these are better than the other ones were I will take this one and this one and this one and this this go like this one too well I don't know about that one I'll remove another strike like the ghost in a jar I mean the duplication potions sort of is a ghost in a jar right a little bit except the duplication potion requires that I draw apparition on the right turn yeah we get rid of this grab this maybe this one 37 cards at the moment [Music] ah so this is the power of colossal [ __ ] we win this fight that's good and Tazz mall killer now guess I don't play this Wraith form wait I don't play this corpse explosion I don't play something they just don't play any of them I just storm of Steel now think we do this I feel quite upset about not having an afterimage to play yet what did I go through the entire run not ever putting in afterimage of my deck for if I'm not even going to get enough damage after all that work after an image is not necessary because we have a kunai there was a kunai when the Westmarch fell or was kunai and that looks like it's done right fights over and fight is over one heart fight and coming right up maybe I didn't need to buy the Sun given that I have two corpse explosions [Music] if we just use this now maybe I can put caltrops down before the multi attack hits me upgrading footwork seems cool maybe I don't even play this rate form here though [Music] yeah there's actually not really a reason to play that rates form I guess the reason is if all five of well I still have an intangible push in there even I'm not playing the race for making you wait better can i prom [Music] that'll do okay now I sort of want to use the potion now I'm putting fumes and play with that human seems like it will be a lot of damage catalyst is a long way away cool [Music] friend hearts I would rather not die [Music] sure took about as much damage as possible there [Music] [Music] okay go for a huge turn next time sure makes sense to me except I can only deal 89 but still we're gonna get like a bunch of green I procs and stuff is maybe more relevance than how much damage we actually deal I play the choke play the accuracy probably infinite blades and the blade dance I've got a shoes between tools and infinite lights I'm not sure I can lose anymore I call go probably tools ab8 dexterity eight dexterity and I'm invincible stern we go deadly poison piercing whale and play right for me play read form first to take the speed of that damage [Music] okay well I'd like to thank my moderators for finding the seed for me that's a joke while elias's hmm was a joke I'm just a joke [Music] did I know I hadn't waited snatch I mean uh declining a lot of potions estranja gotcha Steve Williams to make sense [Music] and believer I'm glad you're enjoying the spire side chats I played six hours of slave aspire already

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Length: 94min 10sec (5650 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 17 2020