Yo! [audience cheering] Welcome to the show, everyone. Please take a seat. Thank you! Love you too, Ma'am. Thank you! Archana ma'am, there are many
new businesses nowadays. But the oldest business
in the world is also the one that never fails
and that is of the money-lenders. Oh! Please come, Mom. How can I expect from the others
when my mother is late for my show? - [laughs]
- Please come. My mother is ready since morning.
Her friends must have delayed. The breed of people who borrow money
are experts. They will borrow 500 rupees
from you. Because it is humiliating
to refuse to lend 500 rupees and would give an image that one
does not have 500 rupees with him. You will feel humiliated to ask for
those 500 rupees back as it doesn't look good
to ask for 500 rupees back. - This scene of 500 rupees...
- Wow! Good! It's a dangerous scene.
For instance, Pandey borrowed 500 rupees from Dinesh
who borrowed from Gopal. Gopal borrowed from Akash. The reason they are always
sitting together is because all of them have to
return each other's money. [laughs] It's not the music
that keeps them together. Fantastic! Thanks to technology, people
request for money online. You will receive a message at 12:45
in the night on Facebook requesting 15 thousand rupees claiming to return it in a few days. They purposely message at a time
that feels like an emergency. When they don't get a reply,
they post it to the others that they need 15 thousand rupees. When nobody replies to them
they feel humiliation despite not getting the money. Then they upload a post
on the other day telling everyone that
their account was hacked. [laughs] And that person is requesting
for money from my account. - Please don't give him.
- Don't give him. All the businesses are good but the business of alcohol
is the best. There are no risks involved. The crowd will run to you
once the shutter is lifted. Seriously! Some people can't even wait
for the shutter to be lifted. They enter when it's half open. One night, the shop was shutting
at 10 PM. The shutter was almost down
except for two inches left when Pandey put his foot there and when
he was asked to take it out, he asked the shopkeeper to keep the
bottle on it. [laughs] Whoa! Certain things about each business are true only to their business. During the sale, the shopkeeper says
that looking at this stock is free. But the same thing cannot be told
at a cinema hall that you can have a look at
for free. He will lose his job. When you visit a store, you tend to
bargain as you are a regular customer. You cannot say the same thing
at the cremation ground. [laughs] You don't tend to bargain
as a regular customer. All I am trying to say that
each business is exclusive. We have apps now to deliver anything we want at our doorstep. You can order one single piece
of "Gulab Jamun". Dinesh was in the wash room
while the water supply got cut and he instantly ordered
for two bottles of water. The delivery boy got it. Now it's up to you to imagine
how he received the bottles. I don't know. [audience applauding] Today, I am talking about business because we have a new show on
Sony TV to show us how one can do business and how a startup
can become an example for the world, called Shark Tank! [audience cheering] And some of the business tycoons from that show are coming
to our show. I would like to call them with a big
round of applause. Please welcome, Mr. Aman Gupta! [audience applauding] Mrs. Namita Thapar! Mr. Peyush Bansal! Mrs. Vineeta Singh! Mr. Anupam Mittal! And Amit Jain! A big round of applause
for our guests. [audience applauding] Whoa! Welcome, everybody! Thank you! Welcome back, guys! The benefit of having
relatives along is that they clap a lot for us! Fantastic! Amit Jain has invited 14
of his relatives! - 14 relatives have accompanied you!
- 14 relatives for one person. We live in a joint family! Are they blood-related
or have you got them married? [laughs] That girl with green hair you saw
in KBC is sitting right there. [laughs] The girl with green hair! Amitabh Bachchan also pointed out
at her hair! What have you done? Tell us! Kapil, actually, there was a deal
of a company for which all of us fought a lot
in this season of Shark Tank. - I shall come to that side.
- She is using Does the colour of only one side
of the hair get changed or both? Let me tell you
an interesting thing, Kapil. - Yes.
- When I met her in KBC I asked her how long
does this hair colour stay? She said it washes off after washing
your hair five times and then after I met her again I asked if she has
not washed her hair five times yet? [laughs] It feels good to have
some colours on this show. Thank you! Congratulations to all of you on
the new season of Shark Tank. It is loved by all. Archana ma'am, normally a person gets famous and then makes money. These people made money first and now they are famous.
Do you agree that irrespective of the money
you earn but one gets famous only after
coming to The Kapil Sharma Show? [audience applauding] Kapil, tell us if you have
made money after becoming famous. Huh? - Where have I made money?
- Lots of money! Some people put effort to earn while some of them are so blessed that they are earning
only by sitting on a chair! Luck! That's luck! Yes, you are lucky! When the second season started were all of you worried about
the different ideas coming your way or worried that despite if
ten episodes you had not received an invite
from The Kapil Sharma Show? We had it mentioned in our contract
this time that we want to visit
The Kapil Sharma Show. Do you know everybody enjoyed
the last time - all of you were here on the show?
- Yeah! Thank you for coming again. - Thank you!
- Please take a seat. [theme music playing] [audience applauding] - Mr. Bansal, please sit.
- Okay! I was unsure if three people were
supposed to sit here or two. Were you planning to sit
between the two of them? - Do you wish to sit with Namita?
- No, sir. I am good. - Please sit with her.
- She fights a lot with me. Why do you fight with him? She has a motherly behaviour
towards me. You start behaving fatherly
if she behaves motherly. [laughs] Oh, my God! Archana ma'am, you know all the
five sharks of the first season. You are meeting Amit Jain
for the first time. Amit, Hi! [audience cheering] He's the owner of CarDekho
and he used to check out cars. His family asked him
to do some work. Then he made CarDekho
his source of income. How did this ideate? I started a company in 2007 in partnership with Anurag
who is my brother. - Okay.
- It wasn't CarDekho. It was an outsourcing company
so that some income came in. - Okay.
- When the income came in, - We attended an event
called Auto Expo in 2008. - Okay. It used to be held
in Pragati Maidan. We saw a lot of cars there. Then we looked them up online
because we're both car aficionados. We didn't find the cars online. So, we identified the gap
that existed. There's a white space.
We could make quick money. We gathered the brochures
and put them in the boot of the car. Within a week, our team
did the coding of the website. People like us
began visiting our website. The traffic increased gradually and in 2011, we became
the highest-visited auto website. Now, we deal in insurance,
finance, new cars, used cars
as well as motorbikes. Wow! Lovely. [audience applauding] Other than CarDekho,
he owns many other websites. Like BikeDekho,
CollegeDekho, PriceDekho, - InsuranceDekho.
- Sab Kuch Dekho. Sab Kuch Dekho. - Insurance too.
- When people meet you, do they ask you to show all of this? [unanimous laughter] What do you do when there's
something you want to see? I see The Kapil Sharma Show. - Oh, wow!
- Wow! [audience applauding] Thank you, Mr. Jain. We've heard that Namita won't stay
on set after 8 pm. I can understand men's problems.
They get thirsty. They have to go home. But what's your problem?
Why do you leave at 8 pm? Who told you this? I'm an admirer. I have put intelligence
to the task. I like your dimple. Is it natural or did you make holes? [chuckles] I dig my cheeks every day. Why don't you wait on set
after 8 pm? Not every shoot day. But on the last shoot day
of the week, I go to Pune. - I hail from Pune.
- Yes. I like to reach on time. If I leave at 8, I get there by 12. Until what time are you allowed in? It takes four hours... [unanimous laughter] My husband is sitting there. Oh! Where are you, brother-in-law? - You can ask him
why I leave at 8! - Hi. - Brother-in-law!
- Oh, he starts calling you! He's her expertise after 8! [unanimous laughter] - After 8...
- You doll up and also bring your husband along. A warm welcome, sir. Didn't you go to work today? Before you say anything else,
check out his height. - Yes.
- Huh? First, look at his height and biceps
and then speak, please. No, I am good. Thank you. [unanimous laughter] As you know,
Anupam owns a matrimonial site. If someone finds a match
through your site, do you also receive complaints? "Mr. Mittal,
on your website it said" "the girl is calm,
but she fights every day." [unanimous laughter] Or complaints about the boy. The wife complains,
"You said the boy is vegetarian." - No, we...
- "I found rum in his car." - Yes.
- Do you get such complaints? No, we have clearly mentioned
that we don't accept returns. - Okay.
- Oh! Do these couples invite you
to their marriage? Or do they wait for six months
for the marriage to last? - They do invite me, but I don't go.
- Okay. - The number must be high.
- Yes. - Over 1000 weddings in a year.
- Lakhs. - Lakhs! Lovely.
- Yes. [audience applauding] Vineeta, when you step out - say to have 'pani puri'...
- Hmm. Has it ever happened that the vendor recognises you
and pitches his business idea? "My daily sales are Rs. 10,000." "My investment was Rs. 2000." "My net profit is Rs. 5000." "My ask is Rs. 5 lakhs
for 5% equity." Does that ever happen? Yes, I have a few 'pani puri' stalls
at home that I bought. I buy every one of them
that I like. - So it does happen.
- This time, on Shark Tank, we've been getting
so many food pitches. We're eating all day. Why doesn't she gain weight? Yes, what's the secret? He knows it! [chuckles] - I know!
- I run at night. - Once...
- [hysterical laughter] What are you saying? [hysterical laughter] - Kapil, they'll get me in trouble.
- What happened? - Let me tell you what happened.
- Peyush... - Peyush...
- Shark Tank had just wrapped up. I stepped out to see
what Mumbai is really like. Did you get a good look? I came back
as we had a shoot the next day. I saw Vineeta running.
Who runs at midnight? Why don't you run away
once and for all? Go wherever you want. Where... [audience applauding] Sony asked her to do a dry run
for Shark Tank. She went for a run. [laughs] If Aman's jokes don't get any better
then I really will run away! - Sharks, Archana is angry
with you. - Why? She says, "You invest in new ideas
and not my idea." - What is it?
- I asked her the idea. She said she has an idea which
ensures food will never go stale. I asked her to explain.
She said she'll eat everything. [laughs] Actually, I was thinking of
pitching an idea to you all. It's not ripe,
but I'll just throw in the germ of the idea. Take, for instance, a chair. It has a magnet.
Once you sit on it, you can never be
taken off that chair. You're afraid. Hey! I just received a message,
"I'm on the way." [Archana laughs hysterically] See! On his Instagram page,
Mr. Jain has mentioned, "Part-time CEO,
full-time family man." - True.
- Has A CEO written this or a helpless husband? - [laughs]
- Why so? - I measure my life's successes
by moments of happiness. - Okay. - Yes. - If your family is with you,
you're bound to be happy. - Lovely.
- I don't measure it in money. [audience applauding and cheering] We've heard you're a good cook,
Mr. Jain. - True.
- Your rotis are round. - Yes.
- Did you already know or did you develop this skill
after marriage? I developed the skills
before marriage. Great. - It's a good thing.
- I lived in the US for a year. You have to learn to cook
to feed yourself. Right, true. I lived there longer,
but I still can't make rotis. I can't make them. You got so many people married.
Visit all of them one day at a time. You'll never need to make lunch
or dinner again! [audience applauding] I've heard that Aman's wife
calls him "money". Normally, wives
call husbands "honey". She calls you "money". Did she always call you that
or after the money came in? That's manifestation.
Please ask her. - Why do you call me that?
- Why do you call him that? By calling him "money", I manifested money in our lives. Ah! Manifestation. It means he has no talent! [unanimous laughter] Aman has a habit
of competing with others. Aman, back in college,
when you'd get to know your friend had made a girlfriend, would you get jealous
or would you say, "I'll do it too"? - [unanimous laughter]
- Yes? What was your attitude back then? It was the same! You do get a little competitive.
I've got the competitive bug in me. I covet things. Competition energises you.
It lends you energy. - So, yes. I do have that attitude.
- It's good. You should be like that. [audience applauding] Has it ever happened that one of the Sharks
accepted the pitch and you've invested in it, and later on,
the other Sharks realise that they should have invested too. - Yes.
- Really! Yes, many times. It happened to them.
They didn't invest in that business. - Then... - Then we went to Darbhanga
to give them the funds. - Imagine!
- Pickles? - Yes.
- JhaJi pickles. It's a food pitch, you'd know! - Hey!
- I decided to order from them. Where we usually get pickles from
is a different place. But the process you showed
was beautiful. - Yes.
- And those women... Women empowerment
is something that you guys - are really working towards.
- Very nice. [audience applauding] Did you like the pickle? I didn't order it yet. You should order only if you intend
on paying for it on delivery. If you want to fight,
you should get it yourself. Yes! Of course, I don't have money! Speaking of delivery, I saw you doing something
along the same lines. - Oh, my!
- Oh, yes. - Whoa!
- Yes? This means... So,
guys! He is talking about my new upcoming film, Zwigato! - Oh! - I am playing
the role of a delivery boy. Why did you give the introduction
of your film in English? Yeah! [laughing] My film went to
Toronto International Film Festival. And then to South Korea. And I byhearted
a few sentences so well that no one will know
whether or not I know English. [laughing and applauding] Mr. Anupam Mittal's wife is here. Welcome to the show,
Mrs. Aanchal! Husband and wife are into martial
arts, boxing, and kickboxing. Was it your hobby, or did you
have to learn it for self-defence? I... You can say I learnt it
for self-defence. [cheering and applauding] Mr. Sharma! Hi, Archana ma'am! Hi, Sharks! Hello! - Hi!
- Hello! Hi, duck! What? Hold on! Don't talk to me. I was waiting for
you at the baby shower. Why didn't you show up? Everyone was asking me where my husband was.
Where were you? We decided that I am
your husband at home. And not to tell outsiders
that I am your husband. - What? - Say that we're colleagues.
We are just sharing a home. [laughing] Mr. Peyush, make glasses that will make him see my love
and nothing else. That's all. [laughing and cheering] - I agree!
- I will turn it around and wear it. I will see everything but you. [laughing] This is the problem. Archana,
I went to my friend's baby shower, and my friends were mocking me. That I only have a shower
at my place. Oh! Baby! So what? What do you mean? Our home feels quiet! Ask your dad to wear an anklet and
dance. There will be entertainment. What do you mean by
'our home feels quiet'? When will you spare my family? When your family leaves my house. - [laughing and applauding]
- Yes! Tell them clearly, that parents are like social media
stories in their daughter's house. Disappear after 24 hours. They have permanently settled here. You are laughing, but he has no idea how lucky he is to have me. - Hmm! - Archana ma'am,
he forgot my birthday. I didn't say a word. If it was someone else, she wouldn't
have spoken to him for six months. That is why I forgot. I thought
you will stop talking to me. But you are talking to me. [applauding] Do you know? I put a reminder. Today is her birthday.
I have to make her believe I forgot! But she still doesn't get angry! Hold on! Mr. Sharma, in order to make our
relationship 100% successful, I need 50% equity of love
from you. - Oh!
- Oh! Okay? The Sharks are here.
Please get inspired and learn, and invest in our future. Listen, I don't have
expertise in this. I am out! Excuse me! No! This is an old idea. Love and all that! There are 8 billion people
in the world because of this. And they are still at it! This idea works because
it makes sense. Am I right? Listen, we should celebrate
our baby shower too. Everyone will attend.
They will also attend. They will bring gifts! Mr. Amit will gift us
a car from CarDekho. Mr. Peyush will bring sunglasses.
They will get gifts. Namita, bring medicines
for her mental well-being. What do you mean? I am fine. The problem is that she attended a
Baby Shower and she wants a baby. The other day she went
for a housewarming, and she said she
wants a new house. Why don't you attend a divorce? Go someday! [applauding and cheering] I will not leave you! But I will make sure you
learn a lesson! Look at your mom! She is
hanging upside down for vitamin D. [laughing] Her family stays with me. Mr. Sharma, why are you behind mom? [humming] Hi! Hi! Look at her. Will anyone
say she sells balloons? - Rubbish! Hi, Sharks!
- Would you like to have a seat? I am Phoolmati! Yes, she is mom. Hold on. I arrived way back from the
Baby Shower. Why are you so late? I am not foolish like you to have 'Dal' because that
is what they first served! The best dish is
served at the end. I had 'Jalebi' and 'Rabdi'. She loves it a lot. The
other day we had a few flatbreads, then had 'Jalebi' and 'Rabadi'.
After that, she had more flatbreads. I asked why? She said that if
she pukes, the 'Rabadi' is safe. Oh my! Mom! Why are you
always focused on food? The thing is, I have Rs. 500. I ate worth Rs. 1,500. I made a profit of Rs. 1000. This is business. Am I right, Shark? - I agree.
- I am no less than the Sharks. Mom, they are renowned people.
What are you saying? They might be
renowned people for you. - They are family to me.
- Huh? Yes! Look that is Mr. Bansal's son. Hold on! Do you know him? Mr. Bansal sent him to America to
study because I asked him to do so. Yes! He studied so hard that he
had to wear prescription glasses. I used to say, May harmful sight not fall on
you! You look so cute with glasses. Look at him now he is
selling glasses to the masses. Yes! Look at him now! My mom is also here. - What are you saying about me?
- The mother-in-law is here. Mom, why did you never
send me to America to study? America? You were not even getting
school admission in our village. [laughing] You know what, Mrs. Archana?
She failed every class. - What are you saying?
- So many zeroes that even their bank balance
doesn't have that many zeroes. - She got that many zeroes.
- What are you saying, mom? Thank God that he married you. - An educated man wouldn't have
let you enter his house. - Hey! - [laughing and applauding]
- Yes! - Saw that?
- [cheering] Yes! Guys, I am really sorry.
I have no idea what mom... Enough, mom! Go inside.
This is enough! Hold on! Why are you always upset?
We got upset when she was born. But she decided to be upset
all her life. You are not giving good news. What good news do I give you now? [applauding and laughing] Tell me! Your dad has weak knees. And she wants good news! Tell me! Too much! She wants good news. - Listen, that is enough! Let's go.
Let's go home. - Okay! Give my regards to Mr. Bansal. Oh my! Friends, we have Sharks here. It is time to invite
the anchor of their show. With a big hand,
please welcome Mr. Rahul Dua. [applauding] - Welcome, Rahul!
- Sir! Sir, thank you! - Thank you!
- Welcome, Rahul! - Sir, thank you!
- Where would you like to sit? I am glad you invited me. I was waiting. I thought you will cut me
off like they do in the episode. Oh! We were supposed to call you from
the start. Namita asked me not to. She asked to call the Sharks first. - Rahul Dua's dream has come true.
He is on our show! - Finally! Tell me something, Rahul.
Those who pitch ideas to them, - leave and talk to you.
- Yes. Did someone get rejected and asked you to help them out? And they will
give you a cut. - Do you come across such people?
- That happens often. Those who get the investment, I ask them to give me a cut. - Do they agree to it?
- They do. - Rahul, please come!
Welcome, brother! - Thank you! [clapping] Rahul, you are an anchor
and you are a great comedian too. What did you observe in our Sharks
after working with them for so long? Basically, all of them are
the kingpins of their industry. Aman said something
interesting once. "Before being Sharks,
all of us were humans." It's an amazing line. But I think he forgot
to say something. Before being Sharks,
they were humans which is alright. And before being humans,
all of them were animals. [laughing]
[clapping] If a food startup shows up, - they try all its products.
- That's true. If they are served tea, they behave like Sony TV
isn't treating them well. They eat what is served to them
but they don't invest, right? - Is it true?
- Anupam does that. Anupam often does that. He makes tea and then says,
"Oh, no! It's insipid." The tea that he made himself. Namita and Vineeta bargain well
with the entrepreneurs. When you go to the market, does
the seller tells you the real price or he increases the price by 10%
because you'll bargain later? Bargaining is fun. That's right. Whether it's in the market
or Shark Tank. To what extent we must bargain?
If an item costs Rs. 100, how should we start? We decide according
to a person's face. So what's on my mind right now? [laughing] If you answer correctly,
I'll gift you pistachios. What else can I give you?
You are already rich. Please tell me what's
going on in my mind. "Shall I see Namita or not?"
That is on your mind. On one side, you have a wife and
on the other hand, is my husband. So that's the only thing
on your mind. "Shall I look at her not?" "- Shall I..."
- That's an accurate guess! [laughing]
[clapping] Peyush, Anupam and Aman bargain
well with the pitchers, right? When you see
your wives' shopping lists, do you bargain with them
or act like a penguin? Earlier, we bargained but now
we have learned our lessons. - Now...
- It's no use bargaining with them. It's no use so we must be quiet. Sir, it's quite opposite for me.
I get pocket money. [laughing]
[clapping] My wife Priya told me
before Shark Tank season 2, "How much will you spend this time?" I said, "I'll have to spend money
as good companies will pitch." "Please give me the detail of the
money you spent in the last season." "Only then you'll get money
in this season." So it's important for me to select
good companies this season. Or else, in season 3... That's great. Peyush was featured in an ad
along with Karan Johar. Peyush, did you plan to model
after becoming famous? What do you think? I came to know
that you told your friend, "If I star in The Kapil Sharma Show
again, I'll get rid of Karan Johar." [laughing]
[clapping] All of you post some photographs
on social media. People post interesting comments
on those photos. I have selected a few photographs
to show you. Please have a look. It's quite fun. Oh, my! The first photo is yours.
Aman, look! When Ajay Devgn meets SRK meets me! [laughing]
[clapping] - Enjoy!
- 'We can do drama.' But, sir, thank God that he
didn't turn the car to the left. Otherwise, Aman
would have lost his peace. [laughing]
[clapping] Let's check the comments below. 'Anyone can get clicked on
a stationary car. Record a video' 'in a moving car to prove the
durability of your trouser's seams.' [laughing]
[clapping] Somebody commented,
'Pitampura's Ajay Devgn.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'Right now he is standing
on top of the jeep' 'but once the lion enters,
he would hide under the jeep.' Please show us more. 'Now we know that rich people
also act weird.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'We knew that you invest money
in multiple businesses' 'but we now know that you can fix
your feet in nooks and crannies.' [laughing]
[clapping] - Wonderful!
- Oh my God! Please show us more photos. - Oh, my!
- Mrs. Thapar posted this photo. 'Desi Avatar with this fun lehenga
designed by my sister.' Okay! Let's check the comments. Please think before posting. 'If the groom spots the bride's
friend who looks like her,' 'he stares the matchmaker down.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'I can assure you
that people would have' 'surely met her today
on the pretext of their startups.' Please show us more photos. 'An advice for youngsters,' 'if a girl wearing a green outfit
smiles at you,' 'please don't mistake it
for a green signal.' It's a technical issue. Show us some more. Anupam posted this photo. 'Saturday is the haircut day
with my favourite hairstylist.' Please show the comments below. 'The bigwigs watch the mirror
after getting their hair trimmed.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'When we get a haircut, we shorten
them until they can't be gripped.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'I met my wife
through your website.' 'She makes me spend a lot.
Either take her away' 'or compensate me.' [laughing]
[clapping] Oh, my! Show us more, please. 'You lose energy if you get
a haircut on Saturday,' 'you may suffer from arthritis' 'and you may also get
wrong thoughts.' 'Now that you have got a haircut,' 'please contact me
for its solution.' [laughing]
[clapping] Please show us more photos. Vineeta posted it. 'Served at every
table from Darbhanga to the world.' So these are the pickles you talked
about. Archana, how do they taste? Huge vessels containing pickles. - They look nice, right?
- I feel salivated for sure. Please mix some rum in it. [laughing]
[clapping] Please show us the comments. It's good. Your comments
will increase the sales of Mr. Jha. You talk about business
all the time. 'It seems she's searching for
a pickle flavour for her lipsticks.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'Ma'am, if you want to send pickles
all over the world, do it by road.' 'As the airport authority
doesn't allow us to carry them.' 'My half kg mango pickles
are stranded at Patna airport.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'When we keep the pickles in open,
we need a guard against monkeys.' [laughing]
[clapping] You can get your script
from these comments. They are mischievous people.
Please show us more. Mr. Bansal posted this photo. What is it? - It's a photo taken on a flight.
- It's an old photo. What's going on in the photo? It's... We were going to Milan. They
are my co-founders, Amit and Sumit. - Okay.
- It was my birthday. - They surprised me with a birthday
cake so we got clicked. - Wow! Let's check the comments. 'They planned the birthday party
in the plane to get fewer guests.' [laughing]
[clapping] Somebody wrote, 'I heard that
if a person celebrates his birthday' 'on a flight, he must celebrate it
on the flight every year.' Another person replied to him,
'Does your village have internet' 'or have you travelled to the city
to post your comment?' [laughing]
[clapping] Please show us more. 'Is it really your birthday
or they serve' 'cake to anyone who boards
the flight for the first time?' [laughing]
[clapping] Let's see some more. Jain sir posted this. This was clicked last month. - We went to Georgia.
- What's written? Oh, okay. We went to see the world cup
and then travelled to Georgia. That's my brother driving it. Aren't there people to drive this? That was free. He's saving money there too. Let's see the comments. When my wife drives the car, even I dread for my life. [laughing] No matter how many cars he has sold, once the petrol prices hiked, they
too turned to these vehicles. [laughter] That's a good one. Rich people do have
rich-looking drivers. [laughter] The driver's here. Does it have a horse or will the man wearing the red
jacket will himself start running after the photo? [laughter] Let's see some more. Rahul has posted this. Comment below with what you think
I'm doing here in this picture. Wrong answers only. All clues are right
there in the picture. You have two glasses in
one hand, one purse in another. There's the washroom behind.
Let's look at the comments. You've held two glasses in one hand. Looks like you worked
in a bar before. [laughter] That is right. Somebody wrote, what happens if Dua Lipa marries Rahul Dua. Then there will be Dua Dua. [laughter] Let's see some more. Your girlfriend is in washroom. You're taking care
of his purse and drink. His purse? Yeah, his purse. Brother, I wanted
to ask you something. The Dua in your name, does that mean your blessing? Or
blessings given by poor people? [laughter] Oh. Let's see some more. Vineeta posted this. Happy to be back in Rafa-land. Let's look at the comments. It's definitely about petrol. I'm not as rich as you, but I've never bought a cycle without a seat
just to save money. [laughter] She bought this for her kids. They've been waiting for 2 hours for their mom to
stop playing with it. [laughter] Let's see some more. Oh, God. Did you write an essay? - What is this?
- National Startup Day. Who'll read this long essay? Bansal sir posted this
photo. It's a good picture. He's working with something. This was when we opened
our first store in Singapore. Whose hands are those? We were cleaning it at 1 am in the night. Since it was opening day.
That's what I wrote about. Oh, wow. Namita asked whose hands are those. I think those are my wife's hands. - You think?
- You're not sure? You think? I clicked the picture. She said she clicked that
picture. Those aren't her hands. We'd been planning for 2 years to launch in Singapore. We opened our first store then. We didn't find anyone to
clean it, so we did it ourselves. Peyush definitely just
got a brand new idea. Look at the bulb in
his head go bright. [laughter] Yeah, there's the bulb. Let's see some more. He's pointing at the sofa
under which the roaches are. He'll get down only
when they are killed. [laughter] Mr. Peyush Bansal sir, I want to invest
75 lakh rupees in your company. Could you please give me
one crore rupees for that? Nonsense. Someone replied to him. Look at the photo,
he's telling you to leave. [laughter] And... Jain sir posted this.
The better half. My better half is here. Pihu. Where is the better half? Hello. Welcome. [applause] Let's see the comments. He asks us to look at cars but
himself looks at his family. [laughter] Amit, did you go to see her or
did she come to check out a car? [laughter] Let's see some more. That's it. Greetings. - Wow.
- You must be tired. Archana! Make an announcement. All the fishes are safe tonight.
They don't need to worry. We have all the sharks here. So, sharks! Sharks... Such huge people... None huge than you though. I'll answer you later. Greetings, Amit. Look after my cycle. Why should he? He keeps saying, 'Check out cars'. We do. So he should now check out my cycle. Right? Mr. Sharma, did you put your shirt
in the laundry along with a towel? Just look at it! [unanimous laughter] Come on! It is a good find. - This...
- How do I address this person? What is your gender? We ran into each other outside.
She came out of the men's toilet. [Archana laughs hysterically] I am confused. - No, such things are not revealed.
- Okay. - Sorry.
- When you invest in a business, we don't ask you for the details. You shouldn't
get into our details either! [laughs] May I introduce myself then? - Yes.
- I'm Gudiya. I run a laundry. I don't deal with anyone
whose clothes are not dirty! - Wow! Nice.
- Whoa! Nowadays, I only do the laundry
of salaried people. Not businessmen. - Why not?
- What happened? God knows what you teach people. When I ask them to pay
for the laundry, they offer me equity instead! [unanimous laughter] But my business failed. I want to ask you something. - You fund businesses.
- Yes. If you ever eat
too much 'pani puri', do you get acidity or liquidity? [unanimous laughter] Non-stop. - Gudiya, what is it?
- Liquidity. Such rich people are here
and you're talking rubbish. So what if they are rich? Like everyone else,
they, too, groove to the beat, not to bitcoin! [unanimous laughter] Namita, I have a suggestion
for you. Yes, please. If you wish to expand your business or grow it into a very big business, - then you should partner up
with Rahul. - Why? If someone is sick
and your drugs don't work, then his Dua (prayers) just might! That was lovely. Please... - We're partners then.
- Yes. My stomach is hurting
from laughing. Do you have a pill? She owns a pharma company. That does
not mean she carries pills around! He owns an eyewear company
but he wears glasses, doesn't he? [unanimous laughter] You own a laundry. Why don't you wash your face? I can't connect to your statements.
I'm out. [unanimous laughter] This is not done! You all keep saying equity
when talking about business. When I step out into the community, all the boys say, "Hey, cutie!" [unanimous laughter] That's what they call me.
"Hey, cutie!" - I am not arrogant
over my beauty. - Yes. But I'll give the credit
to Sugar Cosmetic's products. - Whoa!
- [unanimous laughter] Don't accuse them.
They make good products. This disaster was caused
by your parents! - You look nice.
- Their investment backfired. - Mr. Sharma, the rains came
and went away. - Yes. The summer came and went away. - When will this go away?
- What? Your habit of nagging! [unanimous laughter] I have a complaint against you. I had dinner last night
and was just sitting. I wanted to have something sweet,
but there was nothing at home. So, I ate one of your lipsticks. There was absolutely
no sugar in it! - Why SUGAR Cosmetics then?
- Oh, God! Gudiya, the name of her company
is SUGAR Cosmetics. - Is that the name?
- Why would it contain sugar? Yes. Yes, it happens. The name of my aunt's daughter
is Khushboo (fragrant). But stand beside her
and you'll know she reeks! It happens. Why give her example? Cite yours. Your name is Gudiya (doll).
But in what universe? [Archana laughs hysterically] You're not wearing Lenskart glasses. - That's why you can't
see me clearly. - Oh, my! - Here. Wear it, Kapil.
- I see. Try it on. - Here.
- She'll look bigger! - Here.
- Oh! - Now you won't be able to see her.
- She'll look bigger! [unanimous laughter] [audience applauding and cheering] I can see everything clearly. Where did your neck go? [unanimous laughter] - Look at me...
- Where's your neck? Look at me the way Peyush does. - I look hot.
- Hot! Right? Hang on. Amit. My grandfather is suffering
because of you. - What happened?
- You keep saying "CarDekho". My grandfather
was crossing the road. He heeded your advice
and saw the car coming, but he missed the truck
right behind the car. [unanimous laughter] The truck ran my grandfather over and flattened him out
like a "boAt". Like this. If only my grandfather
owned a pair of Lenskart glasses, he might have seen the truck. But my grandmother cried
her eyes out after the accident. I felt horrible. That's why I made a profile for her
on Shaadi.com. But I'd really like to thank
Emcure Pharmaceuticals. Their drugs saved
my grandfather's life. - Wow!
- [unanimous laughter] Mr. Anupam does a good deed.
You get people married. A lot of weddings take place. There are still
those who are single. [laughing] But they call you a cutie! They just say that! - They don't mean it!
- Awe! You help so many
people with marriage. I was hoping that we could get married and start a family. Hey! He is married.
His wife is over there. He is very happy. He is happy with Shaadi.com too. He sees a good product,
and he invests in it. Marry me! It is nothing.
There is no issue. - It is nothing!
- It is manageable. - Will you adjust?
- Look at her! I will adjust with her. Anchal is so happy. Take him! She is like, go! It won't benefit you or me. I have given my
100% equity to you. Awe! [laughing and applauding] - Your decision...
- Anupam, please! Your decision will change now. If you marry me, you won't have
the house or money. Do you still want to marry me? What is Plan B? If you don't want to marry me then the owner
of CarDekho is looking at me. [laughing] Are you here to talk rubbish,
Gudiya? Do you think this is rubbish? - No!
- Alright, then! Let's talk about business. Let's start with business! - Yes!
- Sure! Dear Sharks! I am Gudiya who runs laundry. And I have a product for you. Please tell me, what is the biggest problem
the world is facing? - What is it? - The biggest
problem facing the world is... Global warming? No! Water issues? No! The biggest problem
facing the world is... - Stain!
- Yes, stain! Oil stains, stains while playing,
stubborn stains, light stains, rain stains, turmeric stains, ink stains, - sweet stains.
- Lovely! Brilliant! To get rid of all the stains, I have a unique product. Where is the product? - Where is it?
- Here! My hands. - Oh!
- Okay! Hands! Oh! Lovely! Do you know why there are
stains on the moon? - Why? - Neil Armstrong
went over there by himself. If he had taken us with him, I would have mixed washing powder
with 'neel'(Ultramarine Blue). [laughing and applauding] - Lovely!
- Stains are not good, sir. - Stains are dangerous.
- Dangerous? Yes! You know what? A few days ago, there is
Mr. Gupta, who lives nearby. Not you! There is Mr. Gupta
in my neighbourhood. One day he got drunk and came home. There was
a lipstick stain on his shirt. His wife got furious! Mr. Gupta apologised!
"Sorry, Bindya!" "Sorry, Bindya!"
But his wife didn't listen to him. - She pushed Mr. Gupta
from the terrace! - Oh my! She pushed him
because there was a stain? No! She didn't push him
because there was a stain. His wife's name was Sarita
and not Bindya. [laughing] I realised it is very important
to get rid of the stains. So, Sharks! For 15% equity, I want - Rs. 15 crore!
- Hey! You want Rs. 15 crore
for the laundry business? - Is that a lot?
- Yes. - Is that a lot?
- Not for you. - A little too much.
- Okay! So for 15% equity Rs. 15,000. [laughing] Why did you say
Rs. 15 crore first? I thought since
they are rich, Rs. 15 crore is as good as Rs. 15,000. This is why I asked for what
I thought is Rs. 15,000 for them. Now, I am asking for
what proper Rs. 15,000. [laughing and applauding] I am willing to pay Rs. 15 crore
if you and Anupam become a couple. Oh! You just said you don't have money! You have nothing! If we become a couple - he is willing to pay!
- I am giving Rs. 15 crore. - I am willing to pay. - He has
a condition. We will get money. What will we do with
Rs. 15 crore? We have to sustain
our relationship. - How will we do that?
- Second marriage. Explain to me, what you mean by
'sustain'. [laughing] - Rahul.
- Yes, sir? When you came here, I asked what you observed about
the Sharks. You started - with Aman, and
we left it incomplete! - Yes! What did you observe about everyone? Sir, basically, in Shark Tank they used to sit on their chairs. And I have a red chair. The plastic one.
I sit outside. They wouldn't let me go inside.
They would say, "Listen, they are rich." - Okay!
- You need to go out. So... Let's say Namita Ma'am, is a timekeeper.
She is always on time. - We... - Okay!
Do the others come the next day? No! - Yeah, right!
- You have to call them. - Really?
- Yes. You have to hold their ears
and drag them. Everyone tunes their time
with the news channel. They check the time there. News channel tunes
their time with them to check if it is nine or not. - Namita is here so it is nine.
- Yes, it is nine. And she is... She is classy. Her conduct screams rich! - Okay.
- Yes. When you go to the airport... Others cup their palm
to drink water. [laughing] Everyone! God! Ma'am goes to the
airport and drinks water with a
straw from the water fountain. Lovely! Anupam sir is much more classy! He has hired people to
drink water on his behalf. [laughing] - [laughing]
- That is him. Oh my God! He is a foodie. - Yes!
- He enjoys non-veg. Okay! He thinks if a lady is
wearing a red mark, she is non-veg. [laughing] [laughing and cheering] [laughing and applauding] Rest... The others are great!
I've learnt a lot from them. They know all the tricks. - Okay!
- They are transparent! - This is my offer, take it
or leave it! - Okay! And they will go out and discuss. They say, let's take what we get. They know the calculations. If they are interested
in the investment, they invest anyhow. "We don't understand
this business model." "But we like you." Okay! [laughing] [laughing] If they don't want to invest. It is a profitable business
and if they don't want to invest - they have four reasons in total.
- Okay! Alright? If a person is in B2B and B2C.
If he deals with both, they will say they are not focused. [laughing] "Why are you in both spaces?" If someone is involved in
either B2B or B2C, they say his vision is limited. [laughing] Yes! If a company is offline, online,
domestic and international, - they ask, "What are you doing?"
- Yes. If someone is in
either of them, they say the same to him.
"What are you doing?" [laughing] This is... I have watched TV outside
and understood - these are a few reasons.
- But who is the most - soft-hearted Shark?
- None of them. [laughing] No one. They are not soft-hearted. Who is the toughest of them all? The toughest Shark among you! I think Namita ma'am
is the toughest. - Oh, God!
- Really? Before the pitch, she is out! So... She... [laughing] Hey! Convincing her
to hear them out is tough. This season I have a lot of deals. That is what you think, ma'am. Believe me! No, I have done the
most deals in Season 2. You are talking nonsense! She will not listen to the pitch.
"You are from Pune? Here!" [laughing] Hey! Pronounce Pune properly! [laughing] [cheering] Hello? Hello? Listen, just because your name is
Oberoi doesn't mean we have a deal. I said no! I have other investors. Okay! Bye! Your outgoing is not working.
Who were you making a deal with? [laughing and applauding] You used to get popcorn.
Why are you carrying a bag today? Because they don't buy popcorn, they invest in ideas. Oh my! So, I... I am here with a ton of ideas. Sir, myself Raju Singhania! I've come from Punjab. There is a twist there.
He was thrown out of Punjab. [laughing] But I love that you are
mismatching, bro! Nothing matches. Your face does not
go with your body. Nothing matches! He is always right because he has The Kapil Sharma Show. So, he can speak and we cannot. Oh! [applauding] Tell us what you are here for. I want to say that,
you know, there is a recession in the world. There is a recession going on in
the world, and big companies are firing employees
costing them a lot of money. Why did they fire you? You are not
an employee or cost a lot of money. [laughing] Let me clarify. I'm not an employee but an entrepreneur. Please tell me the spelling
of entrepreneur. [laughing]
[clapping] He's passing comments
as soon as I came here. [laughing]
[clapping] Sir, he's an entrepreneur
and I'm a born businessman. And I'm confident about it. I have those qualities. Your mom must have
said something to you. Please share it with us. [laughing]
[clapping] What? [laughing]
[clapping] My mom used to say that entrepreneurs
can't be underestimated. He's the Shahrukh Khan of shrimps. Why are you imitating Shahrukh Khan? By the way, Sharks, I want to tell you
that I belong to a business family and my dad is a banker. Please give us the full information.
Where is the bank? Let me explain. Suppose a person
gives a 50-rupee note to his dad. The note must be damaged.
He doesn't accept an intact note. If you give him Rs. 50 note,
he returns Rs. 42 and deducts Rs. 8. He doesn't just change notes, the location of the bank changes
after a police raid. He escapes
along with his belongings. We used to do it
before the pandemic. Now we have changed our business. - What do you do now?
- Now we make rackets. They don't make rackets,
they run a racket. His dad has employed 15 boys. They fool around the whole day and at 8:30 pm they
take the getup of girls. [laughing]
[clapping] Then they loot trucks
on the highway. [laughing]
[clapping] [laughing]
[clapping] Let me tell you
about my dad's business. My dad gathered some jobless boys. Now all of them are earning
Rs. 15,000 each. They earn Rs. 15,000 plus the package of 6 days
and 7 nights in jail. There's no business without risks. [laughing]
[clapping] Sharks, you say that not taking risks
is the biggest risk in business. Actually, last week
Dr. Vivek Bindra came to our show and he sucked his thumb. Since then he's saying such things. "It's risky not to take risks."
So absurd. - Sir, I want to talk
about business. - Go and get rusks to eat with your tea.
Stop talking nonsense. I... I brought a sackful of ideas but I'll give you the ideas
when all the cameras are turned off. People mute their TV
as soon as you come on air. Please don't worry about it. That's because they like to see me. The rule of business is that the show must be a sell-out. [laughing]
[clapping] That's one hundred percent right. The last channel he featured on
was sold off. [laughing]
[clapping] Hey! Sir, - today. - Mr. Jain,
please launch one more website. 'MunhDekho!' [laughing]
[clapping] Sir, he cracks jokes habitually. Please give up now. No! Why should I? It's apparent that the rich
support other rich people. Nobody listens to poor people. [laughing]
[clapping] Wonderful! - Please show them the product.
- Alright. Sir, I hope you see
all kinds of products. Do you have a pair of glasses that can help a person introspect and decide on their life goals? - I'll have to make them.
- Please make one. I'll pay for it. Let me tell you something. Normally, he wears a suit
for taking interviews. As rich people like you
came here today, he wore a shirt so that you give him some money. [laughing]
[clapping] He has a point. His shirt isn't buttoned up so
they may deposit the money there. [laughing]
[clapping] Why would I keep money here? Will I get more interest? [laughing]
[clapping] Sir, let me brief you
about my product. - Alright.
- Minimum investment and ROI unlimited. Sir, you just have to invest Rs. 10 and you'll earn a profit in crores. - Here's the product.
- What product could it be? Here it is. A razor blade! This razor blade costs just Rs. 10. You may use it
to break into any shop. [laughing]
[clapping] It's theft. Sir, it can be called theft
only if you get caught. - Oh!
- This is a start-up towards a... Hindi! Please speak in Hindi. Please speak in Hindi, man! You are stuttering. We could be jailed
and we won't get a royal life. Sir, the person
who does this business must surely be poor. They wouldn't be having food to eat. He could eat his heart out
after stealing otherwise, he would be fed in jail. Correct!
[laughing] - This is a start-up.
- Wow! - Fabulous!
- If you don't like it... Otherwise, he has
digestive powder too. [laughing]
[clapping] Sir, please don't be afraid of jail.
I have another start-up idea. You need to be shameless
to do it. It's oil. Oil your body in underwear. If anyone tries to catch you,
you'd slip off and escape. Sir, that's all.
[laughing] You must have heard
about Kaali Chaddhi Gang. Yes!
[laughing] His uncle was the co-founder
of that gang. Kaali Chaddhi Gang! Their whole body was oiled. When the police came to know
their underwear isn't oiled, they caught their underwear and his uncle slipped out
of the underwear like a rocket launch. [clapping] How much investment do you seek? I'll give 2% equity. - How much money do you want?
- Rs. 1 crore. - Rs. 1 crore.
- I think it's a big amount. I don't think all of us
can slap you more than twice. [laughing]
[clapping] Sir, I'll present a cheaper idea. - What is it? - Sir, all of you
buy flats worth crores of rupees. Having balconies and sea-facing. Sir, you buy luxury cars too. Sir, a pigeon spoils it by its droppings. Items worth crores of rupees
are being sullied. - Sir, I have made a device.
- Oh! We'll make pigeons wear underwear. [laughing]
[clapping] - Tell me something. Are you wearing
one? - Are you wearing one? [laughing]
[clapping] Why do you two think similarly? Please hear me out. Sir, I need just Rs. 199
for 99% equity. - Please take it.
- Why? Because you have
to help them wear those. I have an idea
that everyone will like. - Sure!
- Security! "Security!" Do you have another idea? Why did they keep it here?
They didn't provide the script. Sir, thank you very much! I hope that you like
one of my ideas. [cheering]
[clapping] All the viewers present here know that the Sharks bargain with the pitchers in Shark Tank. What do all of you think? Who is better at bargaining,
ladies or gents? Please give the mike to him. - Greetings, Kapil!
- Greetings! - How are you?
- Hello, everyone! My name is Talvinder
and I'm from Ludhiana, Punjab. - Nice!
- Okay, sir. India's successful businessmen include men and women too. They set forth the conditions
of investment and equity and grab the best deal. As far as bargaining is concerned... I run a garment business
in Ludhiana. We get both male
and female customers. - Okay.
- The ladies bargain a lot, they are stubborn
and they sweet-talk us. - What?
- Sir, they promise to bring their friends
and colleagues to my shop if I give them a bigger discount. "You may give them a lesser discount but please give me
a greater discount." - Wow!
- It's a fact. - Yes!
- It's a fact! So we increase the prices of those products that they'd like during the weekend
or the time when they are expected. Oh my God! Sir, we have to satisfy the customer
and run the business too. We do both things
by using this trick. They get the discount
and we get good sales. Wonderful! Very nice! - Thank you!
- Thank you, Talvinder! Any other friend who
wants to share their thoughts? - Yes, ma'am?
- I'm Asha Ganesh from Holland. Holland! Great! International fans! Wow! And I came to India especially for shopping as my son is getting married. Is that so? Nice! Is your son all grown up? [laughing] - Alright.
- I look - young, right?
- Of course! - You look fit.
- Maybe because I bargain a lot. Okay. Does a person
remain young if they bargain? Yes, of course! And the other person
ages due to stress. The one who pays. Is bargaining
not allowed in Holland? Not at all! If we bargain in Holland,
people would give us strange looks. "What are they doing?" I love coming here to shop my heart out after bargaining. Did your son accompany you?
The one who is getting married. No, but my daughter accompanied me. - Your daughter is here.
- She is here. Hello, my dear! [laughing]
[clapping] - Hello! My name is Monica.
Greetings! - Hi, Monica! I want to say that I love this show. - I love watching it in Holland.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Which one? [laughing]
The Kapil Sharma Show! [laughing]
[clapping] I want to say
that when we go shopping, she gives me numerous instructions before we enter the shop. My mom instructs me, "don't smile, don't look into
the shopkeeper's eyes, don't act like you're excited about the garment." Oh! So these are the rules
and regulations of bargaining. "Just look at it and say,
oh! The quality isn't good." [laughing]
[clapping] "And then go outside. Then tell me which one you want and I'll get it for you
at the right price." [laughing]
[clapping] - Kapil.
- Yes, ma'am? I watch - your show regularly.
- Thank you! You wear wonderful outfits. Do you bargain as well? And how do you bargain? No. I'll return it
after wearing it once. No bargaining, no investment! Only enjoyment. It's not used after one episode. - Thank you for coming.
- Thank you. Anyone else who wants
to come up on TV? - Yes, sir.
- Hello, Kapil sir. Hello, everyone. I'm Gaurav Kumar from Jaunpur, UP. - Welcome, Gaurav.
- I think men are more interested in
bargaining than women. - We do that a lot.
- How? Because we have the confidence that we can buy the item
at half its price. What have you bought like that? If you want to buy a T-shirt, if it's priced at 1600 rupees,
we can buy it for 800 rupees. Who knows if its real
price is 400 rupees. That's possible. - We have that confidence...
- Who is 'we'? [laughter] I think if the shopkeeper
can't sell at that price, we do have other ways. If we try those, they'll sell. What exactly do you show
them, that they reduce the price? [laughter] Oh my God. The price we want
to buy the item at, we only keep that
amount in our wallet. And keep the rest away. We show them the wallet then. We tell them that's all we have. - Let us buy that.
- if you show them an empty wallet, that you don't have anything,
then what does the shopkeeper say? We will give them a fair price. Or else we tell them that
the other two shops are selling those T-shirts at a lower price. We can buy from them. Thank you for this precious wisdom. [laughter] Anyone else? - Yes, madam.
- Hi, Kapil sir. Hi, everyone. I'm Simran. I'm from Delhi, but currently I'm staying
in Mumbai for my studies. Everyone believes that we girls - can bargain better than boys.
- Who is believing that? - Everyone.
- Sir here doesn't agree. That sir from Jaunpur thinks
men are better at that. When the shopkeeper looks away,
we remove money from our wallet. We don't need tricks like that. What do you do then? See, the Sharks know how
much they want to invest. similarly, girls can just look and
tell how much they can buy it for. If you tell them lovingly,
that this is a fair price, they agree. We don't
need tricks like those. [laughter] So, what you mean is, the next time that Jaunpur guy goes
shopping, he should wear a sari. You don't need tricks,
just say it lovingly. No, only girls have that talent. Just applying lipstick
won't give you that talent. Simran, what do you want to
do in life? I want to meet you on this stage. Come on, Simran, live your life. Live your life, correct? Thank you. Anyone else? Yes, sir. Hello, Kapil sir. Hello, everyone. Gents are better at
bargaining than ladies. Oh, okay. The reason behind is
that, on a trip to Shimla it was me, my friend,
my wife and her friend. - Meanwhile,
- You, your wife, Me, my wife, my friend and his wife. - Okay.
- Four people. [laughter] So, we were at Mall Road together. I liked a muffler there at a shop. He told me it is
priced at 700 rupees. I told him I'll pay 400 rupees. He refused. I told him that whenever any of my
friends come to Shimla, I'll click your picture
and show it to them, you'll get good customers. So he agreed at 400 rupees. If you were cold,
you could've bought a rum bottle worth 150 rupees. [laughter] You bought a 400 rupee muffler. Yes, please continue. My wife shopped for me. By default, she too
bought a muffler for me. Coincidentally, she bought it
from the same place I did. Okay. I told her that I bought from
the same place at 400 rupees, She told me he gave her
the muffler for 500 rupees. Did that create an
argument for you? No, it didn't. She was surprised that
I got it for 400 rupees. She went back and
argued with the shopkeeper, she told him he had to give her
the muffler at 400 rupees too. But why weren't you
together at mall road? [laughter] Very nice question, sir. Good question. Nice question. I was with my friend,
she was with her friend. We were 10 steps behind them. So, I think the relationship
already had problems. The muffler wasn't the cause. Stayed with his friends all day
and made up for it at night. [laughter] Anand, thank you
for coming to the show. Thank you so much, sir. - We love your show.
- Thank you, dear. Anyone else? Yes, sir. - Are you from Himachal?
- I'm from Jaipur. - He's my father-in-law.
- Oh. Wow.
You have such a rich son-in-law. How are you, sir?
Welcome to the show. His father-in-law was rich
at a point, now he is! Oh! Who can be richer than a father who
handed him his precious daughter? Who can be richer than you? [applause] - Look, Kapil.
- Yes, sir. Everyone was talking
about bargaining, we have sharks here who
bargain in lakhs and crores. and we have Kapil here,
who himself is worth crores. Thank you. When I found out, that Amit and the other Sharks
will be on Kapil Sharma Show, Then I decided that I have to
say something to you in person. - Can I?
- Sure, please. [cheers] [applause] Sir, looking at you, it feels like you've lost
chief minister's elections. [laughter] [laughter] Welcome, sir. I'm saying this from the
bottom of my heart to Kapil. The comfort I get from watching your show, Give the Sharks a
big round of applause. [applause and cheers] Thank you for coming. It was great fun to meet you all. Give them a big round of applause. Keep laughing, keep smiling. Do meet us every weekend. Good night.
