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if I could have been I couldn't be Kevin Love because this first of all when I was there did what he did I'll say you know guys I was just gonna sit back here played a good company guy like you right I need to play better but since I said it came from me and I didn't send for it I'm here now first of all you got everybody's up in arms about me missing the game I had the flu I felt faint I felt dizzy I went in the locker room there's nothing I can do I didn't want to spread whatever I had so I left hold on you guys gonna get onto me Derrick Rose left here with a box with a fade and come back with dreads and y'all welcomed him with open arms and you mad cuz I've missed 24 hours kick rocks Isiah first of all since you got here you have no seniority to address me in any matter you just got here a month ago were you being are you sure he didn't say that - I don't know but I'm saying what I would have said any guy hate it if I didn't get heated enough anybody should've put the Mint's on it was firing first of all another problem that I got with you Isiah you can't feed the post because unless it's a fire hydrant that's the only thing you gonna throw over so how you gonna get me the ball I'm shooting 30% when you on the core and I shoot 20 plus percent higher when you off the corners correct you can't guard anything no okay I was you think I'm done with him Oh win junior when you you played 29 minutes this before yeah when are you gonna do something other than [ __ ] on the court Tristan you're making 50 million you getting two rebounds a game I told you to leave well enough alone you'll hit hard Jae Crowder can you hit like three shots man she hit in Boston last year can you guard somebody he did hit a couple of shots to start the game last oh and I know eight and I know our trans drove around feet with milk to the floor and I know this might get be traded but y'all know they been like three or four games in the last in the last two weeks that LeBron had more turnovers gonna see us but I ain't saying nothing about that mmm but I just took a shot at LeBron James oh you look at honest when we have a meeting Oh don't say we're having a meeting and I want you to get what's up your chance cuz I will get a knot my chance I'm going to my shoes I'm going needy I'm telling Isaiah Thomas I'm gonna get bro look I don't know what y'all gonna do with me or him mm-hmm but one of us needs to go hmm one of us needs to go now he's bursting me impossible because he's what we called the two he's too small tio oh and too selfish so that basically makes him and training he's a - guard - yeah yeah - so but one of us gots to go cuz here's the thing Kevin Love had no problem playing third fiddle to LeBron and Kyrie he said I'll be damned if I'm play second fiddle to Isaiah Thomas cuz he's not better than me Isaiah Thomas thinks he's a superstar after one good year Russell didn't become a superstar after one year Steph getting James Harden put some time in bro you think oh because you were second team All NBA now you won't draw a level so you know LeBron is closer to greatness tonight really do hey Kevin love you a lot nice and Oshea sharp cuz boy we getting this meeting see now getting to be the real me I ain't got to be professional ain't no cameras there well I'm going in on everybody I went to Baltimore as a seven-time straight Pro Bowler boy first team all pros to two Super Bowls I didn't go in there calling no team meeting me first yeah I'm with you cuz he first of all he came in you just got here you would invite a guest junior I don't know what happened to junior I don't know what happened to him but Tristan Thompson I told you leave well enough alone but you wouldn't listen do you know what his numbers were you know what his numbers were heed to playoffs in the finals there are some games he had zero points there are some games they had four rebounds making 14 million Tristan Thompson never got injured he was done the AC green of the modern player he start dating joy you know what happened so ty Lou said before Thank You reduction that was a great goat of not wearing a jacket like that what happened to your tie happened - I don't need a jacket a jacket one day yeah this year I was thinking skill are you looking for an answer you know what this is what this is what I notice when guys get championships you know they played with great players they do Tom Brady or John Elway or Troy Aikman or whatever now he talks about all those catches he had oh I got those with Brody quarrel and I got those with Brock sword and I got those with Elvis Grbac I mean so what's the problem so as long a close catch of all those guys throw me the ball but guess what come time to put come playoff cuz I'm out with my staff me and my crack staff you were the number one seen a number one seed three times uh-huh you want one playoff game mm-hmm why couldn't you win it home defense you say I blame throwing blame already that's all I want to do but for me I was that not the truth the truth the truth the playoff game we had in there was a playoff game one time where there was no punts oh but job no putts you did form of the ball and we had the dear obvious form of all a gift every in Annapolis Coast people here you lift up our that will skip you got wiggle not you you were sniffing undefensible you can't make sure you how can you say that you was the greatest tidy in there don't do that I'm not doing it I'm just saying it yep you know what I really live behind a man backed a lot to his face because I'll be you just lied to his face of me right in skip do you know who this is you know what how about this here and I'm gonna to take it over skill he played three more years than what I played see who has the most wins between he and I he played with John and Elway and Terrell Davis if I if I play with bro if I play with Brian Hoyer for every three years and then wait a second then you got to play with the greatest defense arguably ever the Ray Lewis see that's the art see that's not the argument is the fact we I win a Super Bowl win a Super Bowl with John well you play with the greatest water crazy quarterback dog attack well you can I go to the Raven but they have an all-time great defense they did but guess what they needed one catch a game what's the comedy right what's the common denominator of those teams Johnny I wouldn't play for the Raven Ray Lewis did play for the Bronco what's the common denominator all I know you were the number one seed in Kansas City the company now is that your Super Bowl you the caller that's it period in the story the common denominator you know what you want a comma denominated a lot of teams that with 13 and 3 and lost the first game well the last time I look at the Super Bowl stats of one Shannon Sharpe they're pretty pedestrian like did you light up any Super Bowl why did all this dad know about his three you know how much read it oh what did you contribute to those three exactly will come up don't know what how do you need a researcher don't know where the pedestrian what attorney can we contribute in to get better there's a saying that says every dog has a what do you think I know what your grandmama said your granddad I went here waiting and doing now oh [ __ ] don't you joking 4b Shannon's now and every time I come in here every week I hear that every dog you're gonna pick them to first of all let me get my Zen moment this is about me and the Giant you have nothing to do with the Skip Bayless as I was saying joy Taylor every dog has its day and since I'm a big dog I've got two days now you just called you something yeah I'm a dog yeah I'm a big dog a big word don't worry about what I called myself because what I answer to how impressed were you were the Giants is that what you asked that's what I asked yes I was very very impressed with their defense I told you there's nothing like a plan that when you map out a strategy and it comes together I told you what that was going to do I told you this skip I also told you if I tell you grass would turn to cheese start hustling crackers really I told you boy I would have gone hungry for 11 the first week look at this the defense what they did last night was very reminiscent of what a Steve Spagnola defense did to Tom Brady in that Super Bowl Z got his little hundred and five hundred and seven yards but what you must fork that must force that to do is eat you from the pocket minimize his attempts outside of the pocket minimize him hurting you with your legs what the Giants did best was make sure on third down they got off the field we saw this Thursday night starting to rear its head they were one for nine hey Sam Bradford didn't play particularly well they dodged a bullet because the guy hit Sam Bradford in here like one four nine okay but I'm looking I'm like okay that's a pretty good blueprint I think another team can do that but they've got to have that personnel and lo and behold the Giants they got a guy out there on Rikers Island called your North Jenkins he says there's Brad I again in sentence you to one catch for eight yards in a fumble like a go to your room hmm he did a living a burning snag Harris I need y'all to get to it Parris excuse me I need you to get the deck and keep him in that pocket yeah oh you know what I love one of my favorite stairs it's qbr measure 0-200 well with that breath got qbr laughing you know that that you love you forget to talk like you asked me a question just not nope I'm gonna just ask Dax QB our last night was 15 to 14 for Eli next question 15 to 14 Zack had a better QPR than Eli Manning last night oh I don't care you asked me a question I answered it qbr then Eli Manning so you know he played better sting what about those two tonight call on your part I told you what would go to half with I say dad was gonna wake up one morning and he's gonna realize you know I'm a rookie I shouldn't be playing like hmm and what happened skip bayless I told you they could be had I told you if you keep that Prescott in the pocket they can't be beat and when they got to Zeke when Zeke had five yards that's all he got when he got a 10 yard game that's all he got there was no five that should turn out to be 15 there was no 15 turned out to be 30 mm-hmm and you know what I was sitting back I was just loving every bit of it and I know you I know didn't want to send me some half-hearted apology congratulations champ and sure don't congratulate me follow me don't worry about what I do skipper betters I'm telling you worried about me I want to know I don't follow anybody you know what I know you've got three million followers I only got like 145,000 but they love me you respond everyone every day I do you go home and you just chew on there they said of greeting you for love all 145,000 over say we want you to gifts get baby stuff is in there they and I'm gonna give it to you don't give me no half Oh congratulations I want you to puff to chip out I want you ladies you publicly have you ever congratulated me on one pick that I made through 11 games I want you to stand Oh no but I did I did thank you I want you to stand up I want you to pull your Johnson jacket forward and I want you to stick your chest out and I want to hear you say it on national television right say Shelley shop job well doing cuz you called it everything I said now give me my credit I want my daddy ready did I hear you say it all those people that don't follow you they didn't hear it I want to hear you say it right now all this when joy Taylor every time you come in here on a Monday Taylor I really think that you should check and see how much Diet Mountain Dew is left in your fridge today cuz I'm pretty sure that I do did you drink all my dog again one more thing before I go I'm eternal you were as my do where is my propeller cuz I do was for Thursday night I was up for cases on you and you have now won two in a row so I'm still up to case I know you know what I won't skip I went to a specialist you still owe me two I went to a specialist on Friday he said Shannon I don't think you should drink any more soda he said I don't think you should drink any artificial water no flavored water so you know what I won't I want you to go get me a 55-gallon drum of whale water I'm talking about the one with you drop the bucket down in the whale and you pull it up and pour it in a bucket that's what I will I want a 55-gallon drum away of water well you still owe me two cases right now you got to get even first you know what right now you owe me two also what I won't I won't that look on your face get that close if I want that look on his face I'm tired guys I was in New York all laughing I had to fly all morning to get here me Oh they're generous we were out in New York City late my celebrating our victory skip bayless I got nothing else to say you take the final 12 minutes in this segment and you do what you want to do this is what I would do skip you about if I do tell me if you're sinning how good you didn't enjoy this at all give us all good if I were sitting in the seat across from me and I finally got one pick right in 11 weeks I don't think I'd be celebrating like that I'd be a little ashamed of mine don't worry about your Cowboys that lost

Channel: Beyond Football

Views: 879,112

Keywords: Shannon sharpe, funny

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Length: 15min 50sec (950 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 02 2019