Seth Macfarlane Is The Funniest Man Alive

now it's not a drunk tat give me tattoos I have a very detailed depiction of the Battle of Hastings on my inner self just grab your Thunder buddy and say these magic words you Thunder you can Mike you can't get me [ __ ] you are you afraid to swear because did get me where I am tonight all right you're doing good buddy you're doing good you're very likeable so far keep it up do not look at the lady in the front row with the big knockers all right focus on the monologue you'll be fine oh you're doing the voices you drag your tail got this not bleeping is very yeah see I'm gonna save the mother who does your bleep saying yes I'm cool cool I'm curious who will you be mistaken for uh I you know I think I'll be mistaken for Chris Rock if anybody what would Stewie say about you hosting who the hell do you think you are if you don't let the girl go I will track you down all right we'll find you all right we'll kill you take a look at that FoxNews a million ways to die in the West is the most sexist racist film in a decade - thumbs way up and and they should be prepared for the for the power of his charisma like be prepared for you know he hits overwhelming and they introduced me to him and said mr. president this is Seth MacFarlane he does a show called Family Guy and and Clinton says yeah I haven't I haven't ever seen the show but I heard about it's good it's good show from what I hear I'll tell you what I love is that Grey's Anatomy responded I am overwhelmed right now naked I mean every joke that that we told you know it's like hey Donald Trump you know it I don't know what the hell that joke was when he has sex he closes his eyes and imagines himself jerking off and I look over and that joke and every I look over Trump space you're like Brian yeah yes sir what I'm very thankful hmm why would you object to having sex with Meg because Gillian is hot and Meg looks like a complete dumpster fire what is your age one what wouldn't that tell wonderful quarters wouldn't that technically make you prepubescent my friend I have had boners that will knock your socks off it is an absolute this is this is very exciting standing here live on A&E with close to a billion people watching something else when used you so you go into practicing with these two 90 year olds is there anything they told you that you remember like they helpful they claimed they were still having sex I remember that really yeah scrag Maura we share an interest we're both pilots yes yes sir in a pile as well I am as well what do you fly single-engine land holy smokes and a vagina look III call commerce I'm you know I'm like the old-timey boxing version of a guy who like sex you know can all comers right here I happiness versus whoever and you're also I understand a big champion of gay right yep listen they're not a game I like a good ass [ __ ] as much of the next 21st century said yes but he reminded me that we had done a gag on Family Guy where he was we didn't remember that I had forgotten and while he was Liam Neeson I know I know his middle name but it's what the F stands for I don't win a ton of awards so this is this is gonna look right next to my soccer participation trophy from 1988 the word genius gets thrown around a lot which is good because otherwise I probably wouldn't be getting this free copies I haven't gotten one and look at this I'm this is me being completely serious I'm not even joking no you gonna sit down tonight and watch it well I've seen it a hundred times I think the last thing I want to do is watch it no I want to say I want to put it on the shelf you know next to the vow and see how neat and tidy it looks let's put this in perspective here being called a genius in Hollywood is kind of like being called thin that Disneyland this is not this is not but I feel very proud of the fact that I can understand you not everybody can know pride is a sin my friend what's your question [Laughter] [Music] I'll do Liam Neeson's comment from the EPK because I love it yeah I don't know why his name is clinch he's nice originates from Ireland whose real name was probably Trevor McBrain I find myself to get sort of a linguistic erection at times really it's the idea of where than what they can do and what you can do with words and what words glue to each other over almost 20 years of being successful in having a McFarland verse and over you know 20-something Emmys for Family Guy what are some of your poems 2023 actually let's go with that yeah really in decision to put Liam Neeson in this comedy says wow thanks how did you pitch him on joining the cast how did I pitch him on interesting grammar Maggie yeah it's all true everything you've heard yeah that one thing Oh true and it is spectacular if Stewie and Ted met what would they say to each other why do you get to say the f-word and we don't well we're a movie and you are an atheist I am it yeah and what do you think of the fact that it seems to be a movement that's gaining credibility as of late I think it's about [ __ ] time I want to thank the people at Fox who years ago took a chance on a quirky little animated show about a bumbling dad and his family which I saw and then created Family Guy let's also not forget that I'm being declared a genius on the network that airs duck dynasty this is a show a show whose cast members believe hurricanes are caused by gay marriage I wish and I want to thank the broadcast critics for everything you've given me all that great criticism over the years and this trophy you guys are like a remorseful abusive dad you've said on occasions you love God because he said deliciously evil mm he's a bastard he's a wicked bastard the things he does let me tell you I read the Old Testament yes good law there's some stuff in there every joke that that we told you know it's like hey Donald Trump you know it I don't know what the hell that joke was when he has sex he closes his eyes and imagines himself drinking off and I look over and that joke and every I look over Trump space you're like first script for Family Guy someone easy like that I literally just took the opportunity to check my texts did you really like I'm literally doing a [ __ ] interview and you did well no it's habit you can't just do the one hand no it's not there it's only gonna take a second you pick up the phone you're like well I could do those other things yeah yeah you seem like a guy who'd be fine with it right okay it's fine this is gonna be a big Christmas toy this year you can buy the the the bear you can buy Ted but my favorite thing is I noticed there's this tag on it rated R right it's so real I just love a child cuddling up to a rated R teddy bear and then it just says you yeah doing comics for a local paper I was 10 years old getting a letter from a priest wait a second hang on a lot of beautiful women here tonight a lot of beautiful women and for those of you who gave themselves the flu two weeks ago to get their hey da this is the story of a man fighting to get back his woman who's been subjected to unthinkable violence or as Chris Brown and Rihanna call it a date movie and how great was Jessica Chastain in zero dark thirty playing a woman who spends almost 12 years tracking Osama bin Laden 12 years the film was a triumph and also a celebration of every woman's innate ability to never ever let anything go how about Ben Affleck Argo first time I saw him with all that dark facial hair I thought my god the Kardashians have finally made the jump to film at age 9 Levin Jenna Wallace is the youngest Best Actress nominee ever to give me an idea just how young she is it'll be 16 years before she's too old for Clooney of our next two presenters at least one is honest about being a former exotic dancer please welcome Channing Tatum and Jennifer Aniston

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Length: 10min 27sec (627 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 13 2018