SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine : Object Class - Euclid : Teleportation SCP

good morning everyone my name is dr. Miller and the SCP were going to be looking at today is scp-294 object class Euclid special containment procedures there are no special standard containment procedures on file or item scp-294 however only personnel of security clearance level 2 or higher are allowed to interact with it see document scp-294 a scp-294 is currently being stored in the second floor personnel break room and is monitored by two guards of security clearance level three at all times description item scp-294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to an english QWERTY keyboard upon depositing $0.50 u.s. currency into the coin slot the user is prompted to enter the name of any liquid using the touchpad upon doing so a standard 12 ounce paper drinking cup is placed and the liquid indicated is poured 97 initial test runs were performed including requests for water coffee beer and soda non consumable liquids such as sulfuric acid wiper fluid and motor oil as well as substances that do not usually exist in liquid state such as nitrogen iron and glass and each one returned to success test runs with solid materials such as diamond f failed however as it appears that scp-294 can only deliver substances that can exist in a liquid state it is of note that after approximately 50 uses the machine would not respond to further requests after a period of approximately 90 minutes the machines seem to have restocked itself it is also interesting to note that many caustic liquids that would have eaten through a normal paper cup seemed to have no effect on the cups dispensed by the machine testing is ongoing as suggested scp-294 was moved to the second floor personnel break room as a money-saving venture following incident 290 401 guards were stationed at the item at a security clearance became necessary to interact with it document scp-294 8 regarding incident 294 1 on August 21st 2005 agent Joseph attempted to use item scp-294 to obtain coffee during his allocated break time at 9:30 a.m. at the request of agent to see what it would do requested a cup of joe from the item moments after confirming the selection agent joseph began to sweat profusely and complained of dizziness before collapsing after moving the unconscious agent to the infirmary the medical team recovered the contents of the cup dispensed by item scp-294 a combination of blood tissue and other bodily fluids testing revealed the DNA sequence of the biological material dispensed by a CP 294 matched that of agent page it made a complete recovery after four weeks of rest and intravenous hydration x-rays and cat scans showed no further signs of injury that was released both agents were reprimanded additional security measures for scp-294 have been recommended addendum scp-294 F after reviewing documentation on scp-294 suggested testing a CP 294 ability to retrieve specific liquids from a distance addendum scp-294 H with the overseeing a bullfight a cup of SCP 75 secretion was used as input the product was proven to be the requested liquid and the cup was able to successfully contain the material however the report for incident o 75 seven was acknowledged two hours after the test see addendum SCP 75 M a containment procedure breach had occurred exactly the same time this test was taking place waking SCP 75 to its active stage it was able to secrete an amount of basic solution equal to the capacity of a coffee cup before emergency containment procedure was applied and it was rendered passive the liquid was not found in post incident investigation addendum scp-294 eye researcher punched in requests for cup of gold the machine dispensed a cup of molten gulp researcher requested similar precious materials with the same result addendum scp-294 j researcher punched in from a safe range request for cup of anti water the machine hummed briefly then displayed out of range on entry pad it is theorized that scp-294 has a limited range of collection and cannot reach into alternative universes or dimensions addendum scp-294 came researcher punched in requests for diamond scp-294 briefly hummed then displayed out of range on entry pad scp-294 gives this result for all solid substances as diamond is a solid crystalline form of carbon it appears that the machine will not dispense liquid carbon as this does not result in diamon when a cup of carbon was subsequently punched in the machine dispensed a cup of liquid carbon scp-294 was immune to the damaging effects of the dispensed liquid addendum scp-294 M testing for range of scp-294 capacity for retrieval has been initiated a unique compound has been formulated composed of undisclosed ratios brand bleach brand Cola ME TRX powder and garam masala the fluid was created and placed at a sealed container 25 metres away from a CB 294 when requested the fluid was dispensed an equal amount of the mixture was no longer present in its original container addendum scp-294 O one researcher under observation of level 4 personnel heed in a request of the best drink I've ever had scp-294 dispensed a fluid similar in appearance to Cola the researcher identified it as a mixed drink he recalls having in a bar during his bachelor party and was convinced it was the best drink did not know what ingredients were in the drink besides rum and cola further tests are scheduled to ascertain how a CP 294 gathers information addendum scp-294 o1a under the same conditions agent the best drink I've ever had scp-294 delivered a dark fluid topped with a white foam which was later identified as Vienna lager the cup was printed with a color picture of five men and two women drinking beer on a beach it was one of them in his briefing agent confirmed his favourite drink ever was a Vienna lager he consumed at the beach with his friends it has now been confirmed that scp-294 has the ability to directly gather information from someone's mind in order to comply with the given conditions addendum scp-294 q1 subject keyed the perfect drink the machine dispensed a cup containing an odorless lavender liquid after drinking the liquid subject appeared to go into shock subject later committed suicide leaving a note which read I'm sorry but at this point everything's just one big letdown requesting such a drink again is highly discouraged none of the components of the drink have yet been identified addendum 290 41 subject keyed in the something Cassie will lay the device was hurt to hum for about three seconds before dispensing an empty cup printed on this side of the cup was an image of a traditional soda fountain glass filled with something Brown and topped with whipped cream upon introduction to SCP 85 it was identified by her as a chocolate banana milkshake and judged delicious addendum scp-294 w researcher keyed in a request for a cup of music scp-294 produced a clear sparkling fluid that tasted vaguely alcoholic following ingestion subject reported feeling and not hearing a continuous rhythm and demonstrated the ability to move and even dance with a certain fluidity that he had not previously shown testing on other abstract concepts is continuing addendum scp-294 a bee during a mass security breech agents requested a cup of pertinent medical knowledge while taking shelter inside the second floor break room of the four agents in the room agent was the only one who was not injured as CP 294 poured a cup of clear green liquid following the ingestion of this substance it began mending other agents wounds in a manner consistent with foundation medical training agent no longer has the medical training that the liquid provided and other attempts to recreate the effect have failed the agent has speculated that this event was an emergency measure taken by the object to ensure self-preservation addendum scp-294 AC doctor requested my life story from a CP 294 scp-294 made humming noises and shook violently for approximately three minutes before providing a highly viscous opaque black liquid upon consumption doctor reported that he remembered everything that it ever happened to him following this test doctor entered his office and returned 48 hours later with a 538 page autobiography addendum scp-294 ad researcher produced request consisting solely of the phrase surprised me device produced an opaque cup containing normal water later determined to have been heated to approximately 200 degrees Celsius upon receiving vibration from transport the contents of the cup turned into steam violently spraying boiling water in a two meter radius addendum scp-294 AF researcher produced request for blood of Christ scp-294 vibrated and produced the message hey kam calyx Sangu is may then produced a paper drinking cup containing approximately 0.12 litres of red grape wine addendum scp-294 AG researcher produced requests for cup of Smilodon blood cup of passenger pigeon blood and cup of thomas jefferson's blood and received three out of range errors addendum scp-294 aah a d-class personnel with IQ of 99 and low curiosity scores was given written instructions about what to request the d-class personnel produced a request for blood of Canis lupus and received a cup of liquid subsequently identified as wolf blood the d-class personnel next produced a request for saliva of Equus ferus caballus and received a cup of liquid subsequently identified as horse saliva the d-class personnel next produced a request for urine a fascicle arctas cinereous and received a cup of liquid subsequently identified as koala urine the d-class personnel next produced a request for cerebrospinal fluid of fall burrow Me's Patterson and received a cup of liquid currently undergoing analysis it is to be noted that fo burrow me spatter Sony went extinct during the late miocene epoch approximately eight million years ago addendum scp-294 AI dr. king produced a request for a cup of room-temperature superconductor and received a cup of apple juice with seeds floating in it addendum scp-294 AJ dr. Menchu produced request for couple of d15 1839 s leukemia and received a cup of fluid the fluid was microscopically examined and found to contain leukemic blast cells which were a genetic match to D 15 1839 a second request for cup of d15 1839 s leukemia resulted in an out of range error d 15 1839 was subsequently found to be free of leukemia however within 15 days the leukemia had recurred other a-c-p 294 experiments are currently awaiting approval you can look forward to a future lecture with a lot more experiments I know you guys love that right I think that about does it for today thank you very much for listening if indeed you still are and you are all dismissed good bye [Music] I would like to give a special thank you to slump god Justin day John Porter fluffy Pierce M Hamlin white crew beware 600 my archive curator neck tie verbal Kody tench cheese whip depp's McGee an oblong dish boy if you would like a special thank you at the end of each of my videos on some other cool stuff as well visit patreon.com forward slash the Volgin thank you you

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Length: 16min 1sec (961 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 15 2018