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just wait a moment just wait a moment just wait a moment just wait a moment just wait a moment just wait a moment frank yeah i'm calling about the uh virus on the computer you know most likely this is the browser high degree situation so can you tell me what where are you doing on this computer before you go to this alert what did you just call it a browser who yeah browser hijacker situation stating that your browser has been hacked that is why okay oh okay is that a good thing or a bad thing hijacked a bad picture yes exactly because the concern is that the browser of your operating system has been hacked that is why oh god okay well so they're like holding it ransom you mean like like pirates or something is there a way to negotiate with them and get the computer back or what is it what do you do i can i can connect your computer to my system and find out what is the exact problem and we can let you know what needs to be done okay yeah you know i would have i i do want the best i i already have one of the nicest computers that money can buy you know i have the very best internet i have all the best you know people that normally work on it all the people the best people uh some of the most talented people in the world have have worked on my computer in the past so i would only expect that that it continued to be good but if you could help me that would be great right first of all i need to connect your computer and find out what is their problem first okay okay do you like working from home no i don't like working from home it's you know pretty weird and like like be their stuff you know when we were younger we we didn't have the opportunity to do something like that we couldn't we couldn't work from we couldn't work from home when we were in the coal mines and things like that you kids have it so easy i swear oh my gosh my brother he always said he used to have to walk gosh 17 miles i don't know 15 miles something like that to his job every day like old cable all right [Laughter] you know i i think they used to call it a uh i think the reason i used to call it a return case because originally when you were working in the store they had the uh if you were going to do the returns you had to press that button i can't remember but i think i read that somewhere all right not a problem so you get these tablets support connection underneath the established support connection what do you think turns used to be so much easier huh he nice he was playing music on the computer the other day and i he told me that it's very normal to play the the the media bd music i guess music okay music it was a real pop a real tune it was something about us some gentlemen i don't know if they were pirates it was a sea shanty they were on it was very good very good and i was wondering how the computer makes how does the computer make the midi come out of the speakerphone the speakers how does it do that exactly there's a lot of software to do all those all those stuff okay it's a bunch of wires all soldered together i mean you can't you couldn't put a bunch of different electric components in the box wire it all up right and put a battery in it and make it make midi music okay i mean god has to be involved somewhere right god must must have just really put his hand on all that it's tremendous the way these computers work and like like i said i actually know that guy who invented computers real good guy we're really very close really um one of the most smartest intellectuals that i've i've ever met the most default man of god actually very good very good man sorry i i feel like i don't know what's happening i'm actually in my living room standing in the middle of my living room with a cup of coffee and i'm looking in the mirror talking to you on the phone were you helping me with my internet because my internet speeds have been really slow now your internet speed is low and you have a lot of computer issues going on that is the reason only okay okay is there a way that you can fix that for me i would really appreciate it now you can see on the screen the the red highlighted one can you see those uh i'm in the living room by the way he literally typed that in if you're new to the stream he just typed the words firewall crashed hackers found internal security expired it was the scan of the windows 10 operating system the scan has been completed these are the three results three measuring shoes that you have been facing do you see it yes can you read this the circle one firewall firewall crashed is not recognized as an internal or external operable program or batch file hackers found is not recognized as an internal rx batch file okay okay the circled ones just say firewall crashed hackers found internal security expire which i must be mine that is the reason why you are keeping this target speaking of hacking am i right what do you want me to read i mean i yeah i'm telling you i can read whatever you want you throw anything at me i'm one of the best readers there are i think without yeah honestly i i i think you would put me up against any age group any reading level and i would i'm the best okay yeah this one this one for this one i'm gonna highlight let's read this sir this one this one you know we need to make reading great okay do you understand that the internal security of your operating system expired what uh are you typing on the computer is that one of the hackers they're pretty slow i'm typing it oh i'm not a very i don't you know my my typing speed is not good sir i'm just a technician okay yeah well that's what that's the school system in our country you know it says do nothing hold on i just need to breathe i just need to stop for a minute so no it's not it's not you it's me give me a second i need to get something else in my mind okay you know you can do anything you put your mind to son if you if you just keep practicing you'll be able to uh you'll be able to type faster so now you want to fix the problem or not sir what problem the problem of your computer you do not have the internal security that has been expired you can see this okay you have to read it what's that certificate i don't need a certificate to use a computer i never had one before you know i never even got my driver's license and i still drive around they haven't stopped me yet who even needs a certificate if they try to pull me over i'm just not gonna stop i used to work in the sales business i used to sell used cars you got you gotta you gotta sound excited about whatever you're selling you gotta sound no you gotta be a little bit more engaged with what you're doing because right now it sounds like you are just ready to go to sleep you you yeah anyway this just a tip something to think about not a problem not a problem okay you know the concern is that without this security your computer is not allowing us to work on the computer to give you the solution okay that is the reason only you need to go ahead and get this security there is two-year security and the five-year security there are two types so it's totally up to you that for how long would you like to protect your computer the only kind of futures i care about are oil and orange juice futures you're not really concerned about my firewall futures what kind of fuel does it use because i hear they're basically giving oil away right now is it is it cheaper oh god hundred dollars uh yeah like i said i'm one of the best readers there is hackers found yeah yeah that is the reason only you're you are not secure at this point of time that is why your computer was giving you the warning alert so that you call us okay right okay blocker is the ip blocker is to block all the foreign id address okay but i don't know what means exactly are you familiar with uh icub by the way i'm sorry eye cup icloud no i cup how do you spell that uh it's just here all right can you yeah just spell that out for me yeah i'm not familiar with icap how do you how do you spell that i cap i'm not familiar with that word what is that is that a type of security or what is that i i think it's like a it's i read it in a magazine once saw it in a movie anyway uh what's the point of that i mean really did you even think about your invention there son surely i can be frank with you frank okay and don't call me sure i i you that that's a terrible invention i'm gonna say it in turn that protocol it blocks all the hackers hackers is ip oh so it's a hacker ip blocker so why do we have an anti-hacking tool and a hacker ip blocker do they counteract each other right no uh hacking tools is protecting your computer against the hacking files you have to install this security okay you cannot do it from your end it needs a security you need to download it you need to buy it okay oh i have to buy it amazon oh my gosh speaking of which i've got a big old amazon order coming in today oh i forgot about that it took me three weeks to get this sucker oh man gosh i got 30 pounds 30 pounds of sardines coming in oh man the mustard flavor you ever had those oh i'm sad anyway yeah just do the two you know what do the two-year plan and then i'll probably get a refund after a couple weeks if i don't like it it's it's not cancer level that is originally if you do it you have to stick with the plan that's it it's not cancelable all anytime right it's not it's non-cancelable what'd you say yes yes sorry about that hold on just getting my chair my granddaughter was telling me about it apparently that's how she buys everything it's like she watched this video it was called um what was it how how one lady gets everything for free and so apparently my granddaughter she's she's buying stuff she just does chargebacks and it's like free you'll just kid everything yes for free yes a lady can do that i do not invest this you're free a lady can do that girl can do that but a man cannot that is the difference what is this the 1800s this is an alice in wonderland i can do whatever i want yeah i'll charge back my house if i want to yeah you will start with your house to buy another house why not i tell you what can i pay with a credit card i may or may not do a charge back if i don't like the firewall i'm sorry i i i i'm not following you what about that can i pay with the can i pay with the credit card no you cannot use any credit or debit card at this point of time well how do i pay you have to write us a check you have to write us a check your computer is not secure at this point what does this say the 1900s a check oh come on frank no you will write it you will write the check frank who died and made you king sorry you're telling me i gotta write a check now what do you not do you not trust the credit card system anymore it's just oil no no oil went negative for like one day and now you don't trust credit cards frank i mean come on this is america who do i write to check out microsoft no microsoft does not provide any sort of securities and services why would you write object to microsoft just leave the control you're selling me a windows firewall what do you mean microsoft doesn't offer any securities now we are providing the windows spiral has been crashed down we need to repair on it and the security that you are getting this all this caribbean oh okay how much does it cost to just only repair the windows firewall and and get rid of all hold on no we are not selling windows firewalls i'd like to get rid of all that stuff and just repair hold on a second repair how much does it cost to repair my wall to make it great again no sir what are you talking about literally five seconds ago you said that you were gonna repair the firewall and then there was some other stuff that i could get i told you we are going to repair a firewall by putting the advanced firewall that is not from windows okay i don't want your dang advanced firewall i want the windows firewall no windows firewall that came with the computer and it just expired it got crashed and that you could fix it for me it can't cost dollars to fix the firewall you were going to do that before and give me like 17. no no no this is this is not getting under traffic what do you think i am a fool you got to be honest with me yeah it's kind of it's what 10 bucks feeding now i can i cannot help you in the better you are not understanding my i'll tell you what i'll give you 50 bucks i'll give you 50 dollars how much does it cost for you to fix my windows firewall i'm sorry sir it all comes with a package okay oh why didn't you say that before i'll buy the package i love packages i'll buy your package i have written down all the packets and what are you know underneath this type of advanced bible and i told you that but i'm so sorry sir in that case we will not be able to help you out let me repeat that for the 17th time i will purchase the package i did not realize it was a package i was confused okay what do i do with this check who do i write it out to frank or what's your last name frank no what's your last name without a scanner i'm sorry what's your last name frank i already wrote frank on this first one right martin okay so i'm writing it out to frank martin no you are not gonna write under my name why would you write to my name why would you write the check they're my name why i don't know you're the one selling me this garbage sorry it's probably not garbage i i just want to get it over with besides then i could give you a tip you know i'll give you five bucks or something for your trouble i'm sorry you're giving me five bucks for uh you know i'll get in trouble with you i'll give you an extra five dollars i'm saying a tip i'll give it two dollars just type your information up here name address email cell phone number phone number i'm not typing anything on the computer you told me i can't do anything on the computer because i have hackers frank just i got the piece of paper i got my checkbook tell me who to write the check out to and fix my dang computer what's the problem make up your mind frank sir you're writing you are not sending this information so hackers cannot do anything if you are not sending anything let me type my credit card number on there and you can charge my credit card are always using your credit card just so that you can hit a target right you boy listen listen don't be worried about chargebacks okay it's not gonna reflect poorly on you could you could you go ahead and be a darling and type it for me no you type it sir you type it i mean you're pretty close but hey frank wake up frankie i'm there i'm there with you well type my name for heaven's sakes all right then that would be great thank you sir you have a great day i was trying to help you out but obviously you're too lazy yeah i was trying to help you out and you know i i guess i'm not very helpful i'm sorry you know what's it called again windows do i just search for it on amazon windows firewall is that it listen frank i was just trying to help you make the sale okay son i know times are tough right now a second what's it made out of frank frank be a doll and tell me how it's made out of please would you would you be a peach and tell me what the firewall is made out of you can see there is this is these are the price of the firewall oh okay this is seventy dollars okay no no no no not this one no no no no no no not this one's good that's cheap i like that yeah oh it's even got a little uh what do they call that that's for the data file right is that a floppy disk drive right there exactly this [Laughter] as well what's this what floppy you still have a floppy disk oh okay yes yes but it's working or not i don't know well who doesn't know i don't understand did you like floppy by the time huh who is coming to set up this this firewall in your computer i don't know maybe my grandson we'll figure it out all right then thank you for the recommendation have a good day frank how much has it cost you to install it if i really need some help over the phone i don't know what 10 15 bucks no you spend 1400 to buy an online firewall yeah well that's what i needed right that's not what you needed that the one that you have ordered that is no not com that is not even compatible with your device frank it's fine i'm just gonna do a charge back anyway i told you oh you are you are that kind you want that kind that you can replace it by you know like filing a chargeback or like some sort of dispute or stuff you can do that right you are good at that right i don't know my granddaughter said that she's pretty sure you can do it i haven't tried it yet but anyway well thank you for your suggestion frank you know i feel a little bit bad because you just spent an hour and got absolutely nothing for it do you want to can i tell you a joke or something can i get do you have a paypal no joke no no cap i'll give you a five dollars paypal right now you're going to send me some money yeah why not for for for what for one hour yeah what do you charge an hour what is it what's what five dollars ten dollars you are the best you know yeah like you know you're the best customer i've ever spoken to in my career well i told you in the beginning i'm one of the best people i know knock knock was there i don't know why did you knock knock what why did you not knock knock them huh but you're supposed to tell the joke yeah i i told you who's there oh oh sorry sorry knock knock who's there i don't know who's there frank all right thank you bye for now oh i'm sorry i forgot to do a knock knock jokes i'm sorry okay ready knock knock uh frank i feel bad for you i i i feel bad should i ring the doorbell frank frank oh i lost him i was i was considering going like knock knock when he says who's there me i was here the whole time but okay [Music] you

Channel: Kitboga

Views: 530,298

Keywords: scambait, scam, prank call, call center, robo calls, fraud, improv, tech support, netstat, firewall, network hack, dark web, social engineering, voice actor

Id: HhaWUNB16bE

Length: 29min 16sec (1756 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 12 2020