- You guys have already
invested in Grape (beep) - [Noah] That's 300 million dollars - Just like NFTs in real life, no. (all laughing) I picked to smoke it
'cause that's hilarious. (intense music) - Hello and welcome to
another Smosh Games video. Today, we were playing Say Anything, which is a super fun board game. Kind of board game you like come up with
answers with your friends. Look, you're gonna love it. But the main point is make
sure to like and subscribe, and click that notification bell so that you know, whenever
our new videos come out. So Say Anything is a
super, super fun game. Essentially how it works,
is there is one judge, the other three players will be attempting to guess an answer, the judge will like the most. So I'll pull a card, it'll have a bunch of questions, a question like, where's the worst place
to clip your toenails? all else will write something down, like the airport, into my
soup, my mother's house. (Shane clears throat) - A Jimmy Buffett concert. - [Noah] That would be the worst. Here right now would
actually be the worst. So I will then as the judge secretly pick which one I think is the best. At the same time, the other
contestants have tokens. They've got two tokens. They will place a token
on the answer they think I will guess. You can split your tokens,
put both on the same one. Essentially you will get points, if you guess which one I guess correctly. The maximum number of points you can get any round is three points. There's a total of 12 rounds. At the end of 12 rounds,
we'll see who the winner is. (Kimmy cheers) - I'm gonna win. And I say that as someone who I don't believe I win that often. I'm gonna win. - (chuckles) I think your life
has a general W on it, right? (all laughing) - Yeah dud, you have a good life. (all laughing) - Haha (beep) you. You're really lucky. - You're really lucky. (laughing) - I'll Judge first. - Okay, lets do it.
- Sure. - This is fun. - Who wouldn't I want as my personal chef? - Who wouldn't you want? - Who wouldn't I want as my personal chef? - Okay, Tommy why don't
you reveal your answer? - I said the three blind mice, because they are too small and too blind, or should I say three small, three blind. - [Kimmy] Yay! - [Shane] Third eye blind. - Very good, yeah. - [Shane] Noah. - I didn't assume how to spell it, but I think it still works. I said Jeffrey Dahmer. (Shane and Kimmy laughing) I think he's the one that ate people - Yeah, yeah you got it. - Oh my God, that's good. Yeah, following up that answer, fanta... I just said Thanos. I think he'd be a--
(Shane and Kimmy laughs) terrible personal chef. - He'd be really a bit about
like balancing spices in a way where like you couldn't
make your own choice. - He'd make a balanced meal.
- Yeah. - [Noah] It's true. - He would make a balanced breakfast. (Kimmy and Noah Laughing) - Does Thanos work for Kellogg's? - [Kimmy] It's hilarious. (laughing) - I have my answer. I know exactly who-- - You're getting both my points Noah. - Yeah? - Yeah, I'm gonna go all in on Dahmer. - All right, if you guys
are going all in on me I'll do the same thing. - Yeah, you'll miss out. - [Noah] I'm not falling behind. - You guys have picked well 'cause I put Jeffrey down. (all cheering) See mice would be really
cute to watch though. Watching them attempt to cook, (Noah and Kimmy laughing) would be really funny. Thanos I think would
actually be a good chef. - Really?
I don't know. - They show him cooking in End Game. - Like he's in his garden, he's picking up those
like weird alien fruits and making some stuff. - [Kimmy] I picked the wrong villain. - I think he'd be good. - All right, I'm gonna test if you guys can roast me here, let's see. (chuckles) Let's see how you do. - You're (beep) stupid. (Kimmy and Noah laughing) - The last "How To" book I
read was "blank For Dummies." Shane. - I said "How To Read." (all laughing) - Do you think it was a video? (all laughing loudly) - "How To Read For Dummies." (all laughing) And the books just probably says, "You don't even know how
to (beep) read this idiot." - Wait, wait, wait,. how else do you learn how
to read other than read? (Shane sighs) - I wrote "Stop Crying
Even For Just A Moment, a moment is all I need." (Kimmy laughing) - [Shane] Aww! - I cry a lot, It's very
cathartic, (chuckles) but I don't know how to stop. (laughs) - I said, "How To Never
Stop Smiling." (murmurs) - [Tommy] There you go! - "How To Never Stopped
Smiling For Dummies." I haven't learned. (laughing) Very good, very good answers. Boop, go.
Go for it. - I wanna vote for Shane's but... - I'm going all in on Tommy's. - Tommy's going all in on mine. - Yup. - I'm going all in boy this time. (lips bops) - Noah's going all in on
the unstoppable crying. - Whoa! - Wow, okay.
- All right - I will say Noah, you made the right choice. - Boom.
(Noah clapping) "How To Never Stop Crying." Even crying for a moment. "How To Stop Crying For One Moment." Just one moment, please. - There's two fun ones, but
we're gonna do this one. Which celebrity would
make the worst Superman? They're making a new Superman right now and they're gonna cast a celebrity. It can be anybody at all. Who would be the worst pick. - Worst celebrity to be
a Superman, James Corden. - James. - [Shane And Tommy] Ahhh! (Kimmy laughing) - Yo, that would be the least
likable Superman possible. - Yup! (laughing) - That's so funny. That's really funny. - Him taking it dead serious too. - [Kimmy And Noah] Yeah. - Absolutely. - [Shane] Damn. - No comedy in the script at all. - No comedy in the script,
it's him being serious. (Noah and Kimmy laughing) I wrote Mel Gibson. (Noah laughing) - [Noah] No! - Everything about it. The deeper you think
about it, the worse it is. - Yeah, and the fact that that person gets to impact the world with superpowers. It's gonna just be--
- Yeah. - [Noah] the worst. - [Kimmy] Absolutely. - It would also be the absolute
worst for Superman's legacy. A superhero created by Jewish authors to then have the worst guy. - Yeah. (laughs)
- Yup. (all laughing) - I realized that I may be
pitching the best Superman, which is Daniel DeVito. - See I disagree on that one. (Kimmmie giggles) I would love to see Danny DeVito. - That's what I'm saying. I feel like I accidentally
pitched the best Superman you could possibly think of. - Yeah that's actually really-- - I'm the Superman! I fly all, I fly all around the room! (Shane and Tommy laughing) - A decision has been made. - Pick. - (whooshing) - Ooh!
everyone's going all in? - Yeah, I'm feeling that too. - Okay I'll believe in myself
since you guys believe in me. - It bums me out that Chris
Pratt is playing Mario when there's a whole
Daniel DeVito out there. - Yeah and that actually could be really just straight up level-- - I know its just VO, but
I think his voice fits what I think Mario would sound like. - Anyway, I started blasting,
bam! Bam! - I have picked James Corden. - [Tommy] Yes.
(Kimmy cheers) - Yaay! - Mel Gibson was a very close second. - Yeah, that's something I'd watch too. - The nice thing is James Corden... It's like a lovable hatred
in that sense like-- - Mel Gibson, it's actually like vicious-- - It's actually like oh, that sucks. - [Kimmy] Oh, really. - Cause I would still maybe... - I would watch that. - If James Corden was
superman, I would still see it. - [Kimmy] I would hate watch it, yeah. - If Mel Gibson was Superman, I'm not going to see that movie. - Yeah, there's a
different level of support which is not cool. - [Shane] Exactly. - If I opened a restaurant,
what would I call it? (Noah laughs) My right, so your first. - Oh, okay, well here we go. I said Liquor Singles and Big Jenga. (all laughing) But again, I feel like I accidentally
did every single spot in LA. - (laughing) Liquor Singles and Big Jenga. - Big Jenga's everywhere man. - [Tommy] That's great. - I kept my answer very short and concise 'cause you know, for marketing purposes that's what you need. It's Put my Food In Your Little Mouth and You're Gonna Like Baby. (all laughing) You put my food in your little mouth, you're gonna like it baby. - [Noah] Gonna, like it baby. - I wrote Tommy's (not that one). 'Cause there is already Tommy's. - [Kimmy] Tommy's Burgers! - Tommy's Burgers, but this is Tommy's but it's not that one. - Tommy's is so good.
- Really? - I've never had it. - You need to go to the right one, there's a couple that are copycats. - What do you mean copycats? - Oh Tommy's is a
famously copied franchise. There's ones that have
an apostrophe afterwards, ones that have an apostrophe before, and one that's just called Tommys, - The Tommysies? - It's not the original Tommy's. It's not the world
famous original Tommy's. - But you'll pitch me on Tommy's, you're like, "Oh yeah, I
got Tommy's, I feel awful. I'm then gonna have a bad
day for the rest of the day. "You should try it sometime," And I'm like, "Why would I do that?" (all laughing) - That's the sloppiest chili
burger you can (indistinct) It's just so good. - Mine has an apostrophe first. - Oh. - So it's an apostrophe 'Tommy's. - 'Tommy's. - 'Tommy's.
- 'Tommy's. - 'Tommy's (all laughing) - 'Tommy's. (Kimmy laughing loudly) You're funny, dude. Tommy's (not that one). - I've made a decision. - I'm gonna go to Tommy's tonight. - I'm all in on Noah's. - All right. - [Kimmy] Liquor Singles and Big Jenga. - [Shane] Liquor singles and-- - [Kimmy] That's such a good one. - Big Jenga. - I don't know if I
should split or go all in. - Big Jenga. - I think I'm gonna split.
- I'm gonna split. Just in case. - I'm splitting as well.
(Kimmy giggles) - My answer is Liquor Singles Big Jenga. (Kimmy, Noah and Shane cheering) - Good one! - Wow.
- Incredible answer. - What would be the coolest thing to do with $100 million lottery jackpot? - [Kimmy] Coolest thing to do? - What would be the coolest thing to do with $100 million?
- The coolest thing to do. - The coolest thing. So this isn't what like you would do, but what's the coolest thing you could do with $100 million? Kimmy, why don't you go ahead first. - So the coolest thing. This is what the cool kids do and I definitely know all about this. - [Shane] Yeah. - You crush it up, you
roll it into some joints and you smoke that money.
- Holy shit! - You just smoke the $100 million. - A $100 million! (chuckles) - [Tommy] That is pretty cool. - That is (beep). - [Shane] That's (beep) pretty cool. I like how you tuck it
up like it's one blunt. (all laughing) - Oh my god, the...
- One huge blunt. - [Shane] The fattest
100 million dollar blunt. - [Tommy] In the state of California Long. - Okay, Noah. - The coolest thing that you can do with $100 million is purchase this, one of three Grape (beep) NFT right here. (Shane laughing) - Oh my God. - This is Grape (beep), now (beep )with a $100 million, you can own Grape (beep). There's only three Grape (beep), and this one is the dying
of starvation Grape (beep) as you can see the body,
it's just the bones. - I noticed that. - (laughing) Grape (beep) - Good okay, so I can either smoke it or spend it on Grape (beep) (Noah and Kimmy laughing) - Tommy? - Could I interest you Shane? - Yeah. - In 1% of Amazon. - [Noah] Wow. - [Shane] Now see that's
probably the smart move. - [Kimmy] That's a smart move. - And it's pretty cool. - It's pretty cool. (Kimmy laughs) - It could triple your money. - You're talking about
investing and doing what you... - I'm talking about investing too. - I'm talking about getting
high on your own supply. - That's investing in a good time. (Kimmy laughs loudly) - Invest in Grape (beep). (Kimmy and Noah laughing) All right, I've got my answer. (gentle upbeat music) - All right, bet. - I wanna a Grape (beep) please. - You wanna a Grape (beep)? - [Tommy] Yep. - Grape (beep) - [Kimmy] I feel like Grape
(beep) is pretty good. - [Noah] I'ma believe if you guys believe. - You guys have all
invested in Grape (beep) and just like NFTs in real life, no. (all laughing) I pick to smoke it 'cause that's hilarious. - I think that's a first
time I've got a nod - You guys all invested in Grape (beep) and lost a (beep) ton of money on NFTs. - Yeah, Kimmy got one point. - Kimmy got one point
and Shane got nothing? - [Kimmy] 'Cause none of
us guessed his answer. - Yeah, none of us guessed
your answer, that's strange. - [Kimmy] Oh, wow! (Kimmy and Noah laughing) - [Noah] Damn! - You guy's all went in on Grape (beep). (Noah and Kimmy laughing) I like how accurate that is. (Noah and Kimmy laughing) - The three answers provided? - No, just Grape (beep) as an NFT. Every NFT I've seen
has been on that level. - Yup.
- Oh, okay this is fun. Guys, what would be the strangest thing to find for sale on Craigslist? Shane? - So I think the strangest
thing to find on Craigslist, well it's probably isn't that
strange if I'm being honest, if we're going by Craigslist standards. I wrote a JO villain. Now...(laughs) - Wait a JO villain? - A JO Villain. (indistinct chattering) - So you can find JO Bros on Craigslist, and that's a Bro to JO with, but what if he found a JO villain, and that's someone who tries to stop you. (all laughing) You hire them for (laughs)
for any amount of time, and they try to stop you--
- All of November. - For all of November,
and their whole goal is to try to (beep) you up and try to prevent you from
having a good time. (laughing) - You open your laptop,
you get comfortable and it comes out of a dark and he's like, "Nice try." - Noooo! (incomprehensible shouting in amusement) You thwarted me! - "Tuck it back in." (Shane and Kimmy laughing) - Oh my God, it's so stupid. - I went with your childhood pics, papa. They're being sold on Craigslist. - Papa sold?
- Papa. - [Kimmy] No. - Yeah, wouldn't that be weird? - That would be weird.
- That would be very weird. - One of the weirdest things. - [Kimmy] Be very weird. - Like the physical, like
they went to like Costco and got them printed back in the day? - Yeah.
(Kimmy laughing) - Very weird. - [Tommy] No. - Or are they like drawings
of the childhood pictures that somehow someone... (laughs) - They're beautiful renderings. - Beautiful reenactments of it. (laughing) - I said a Grape (beep).
- Grape (beep)! - You need to understand, this Grape (beep) is much more important because this is the special Grape (beep) that is riding a skateboard
and eating an ice cream. Very important. This is the second of three Grapes (beep). (Kimmy laughing) Worth a lot. - Oh, these are all very weird. - I don't know JO villain. - JO villain. (laughs) (Noah laughs) - All right, I have made my decision. - You've got great ones to pick from. - Yeah, hilarious (laughs) - All right I'm splitting
up my votes here. Not all in any more. (snorts) (Kimmy laughing) - They're both so good. - They're so good, you guys it's so good. - Gonna do it, I'm going to bet on myself. - (sighs) I'm gonna go on
all in the Grape (beep). - Wow. - I believe in Grape (beep). (laughs) - [Kimmy] That's great, that's great. You should believe in Grape (beep). 'Cause one day Grape (beep)
make us a lot of money. (all cheering) - Woo, Grape (beep)! - Grape (beep) is gonna give
us all the money one day. - You heard it you saw it firsthand guys, NFT's very legit. - (chuckles) Very legit. - Great way to make money. - Guys, what is the best toy of all time? - Best toy ever your fingies. They're functional and
they can be free friends. - That's true. Wow, that's true. I've got 10 friends with me. - You got 10 friends right there. There you go, best toy.
- Thank you. - Best toy?
Story. - (sighs) That's true. - Dude come on! (Shane laughing) - [Noah] That's okay. - Toy Story. - There's not a bad one. There's really not a bad one.
- No. - All four. - [Kimmy] All good. And I said a sex toy. I drew it, but it's blurred out. - [Shane] That's awesome. - [Noah] Oh, that's right. - [Kimmy] Oh, it nice.
Yeah. (indistinct chattering) You drew the toy itself. (indistinct chattering) Oh I see, I thought you wrote sex toy and blurred it-- - Well, it's censored for them but all of us see what the drawing is. - We saw it and its crazy! - It got many knobs, many... - [Shane] Many knobs. - It might be knobs only. (Noah, Kimmy and Shane laughing) - Oops all knobs. ( all laughing)
- Oops all knobs. - Get the (beep) out. Okay I've chosen. I've chosen, you all
could bet I've chosen... - Oh man. - Wow.
Oh, splitting it up. - Splitting it up. - I didn't know if you're going all in on the on the sex toy. - [Tommy] Yup, that's a split! - [Kimmy] Yeah, split it. (laughing) Split it. - Okay, I just gotta say Toy Story was an incredibly strong joke. - That means he's not picking it. - Yeah (beep) I went with oops all knobs. (all cheering) - What part of my body would I most happily cut off and why? (Kimmy laughing) Noah, you are to my right. - So I said head.
Why? For immediate death. - [Tommy] Okay, yeah, yeah. - [Kimmy] Immediate death. - Basically an option. It's an option. - [Tommy] I'm considering it, yup. - Just saying. - I said a single nip
whatever the smaller one is 'cause who needs them? And I also know how you feel
about cutting off nipples. - [Noah] Oh that video is so upsetting. - He's willing to do it. With your left, left is small? - Left is gone. - [Kimmy] Left is gone. - No point in reading mine. I wrote head.
Don't need. - [Kimmy] Ooh! - I don't need it. - You don't need it. - All right, so it's between Noah and I. - So I don't know if we said this, if someone says the same
thing as someone else, but they're further down in the line, they don't have anything to say. - [Noah] Yeah, they're
answer gets nullified. - Say Anything?
They've said nothing. (Noah laughing) I have made my decision. - Going all in on nips.
- Nips. I'm going all in on my nips... Not my nips , your nips. (laughs) - Y'all went in for the right thing. (Kimmy cheering) - Yup, It's nips. - Get those nips.
- Yay, nip. - All right, his is the final round. - I got one.
- Okay. - I have a lot of
characters on this channel, what should be my next character? (Kimmy chuckles)
(Shane laughing) - Think of a name or like a description of the
next character I should do. Tommy, why don't we start with you. - Shane your next big character-- - Yeah?
- is Big Judy. A butch Uber driver, but
the Uber is her motorcycle. (all laughing) Hop on! (all laughing) Where you going? - There's only one helmet. - Big Judy. - Big Judy! - Yeah, love it.
Okay, Noah. - I thought that maybe
you could be Grape (beep) (all cheering) This is Grape (beep) skiing in Aspen with just a dump truck of an ass. - Oh yeah, look at that thick boy. - Yes, that's great character development. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - A developed ass. - Kimmy? - Yeah, mine's definitely
just the self explanatory. I don't really need to explain it, it's the Lord Crumblebutt the 69th. - [Shane] Got it. - They're 69, you're the 69th in the line of the Crumblebutts. - It's Crumblebutts. - [Shane] Okay. - Perhaps a butt that is de-developing. - [Kimmy] Yeah. - [Tommy] Crumbling. - Crumbling back from my butt and going into itself, Crumblebutt. - 69th, okay. - As the generations go, you can see that the ass gets smaller. - Yeah ass gets smaller and smaller. - Okay, I've made my decision. - [Noah] Okay. Do I go for Big Judy? - Going all in on Big Judy. - I'm also going in on Big Judy. Big Judy, Big Judy, Big Judy. - Big Judy is so good! - [Shane] Big Judy! - Big Judy, Big Judy, Big Judy! - All right, I'm gonna put a
little bit on that NFT there and I'm gonna do Big Judy,
but you'll love Big Judy! - You guys, I picked Lord Crumblebutt. (all gasping) - Wow! - [Tommy] No one got a point! - I get a point!
- Kimmy gets one point. - Oh, she gets one point
because (indistinct) - Wow, thank you what an honor! You're gonna love... You'll love the 69th Crumblebutt. It's great. - A Lord Crumblebutt, I just felt like there was something that I
felt like I could achieve. I don't know if I am talented
enough to do Big Judy. - Oh, I see yeah. - Big Judy sounds like a
tough thing to undertake. - She's tough. - And then Grape (beep), I mean... That's also a tough thing to embody. You need like Daniel
Day-Lewis to do Grape (beep). (Noah laughs) - In fourth place with 12 points, it's Shane. (gasps) Wow.
- Wow - He thought he was gonna win. - Never win.
- But he did not win. - I never win.
- It's such a lie. (Noah, Kimmy and Shane laughing) - In third place with 14 points is me. - Yay Tommy!
- Third place. Thank you so much. (Kimmy ,Shane and Noah clapping) Our winner with what looks like one point more than our second place is Kimmy! (confetti sprouts) (Kimmy ,Shane and Noah clapping) - Yay!
- Congratulations. - Thank you. - [Shane] Yeaah! - It's an honor.
- With 18 points. - Oh my God, that many?
- Wow. - [Tommy] That many points. - Wow, I did good. - And Noah, you did it, you actually had 17 points. (indistinct chattering) Can you believe?
- Oh, yeah. (Kimmy laughs) Thank you so much all for watching. Again, we are the lovely
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- No way. - Whoa, that it's two more videos! (indistinct chattering) Wow and this one has Shane in it. - True.
- Oh. - And I can't guarantee who's in this one. - Oh my God!
- Probably me. - Probably not Tommy. - I think it'd be hilarious
if I'm not in either of these. - Really? - I think that'd be really funny. - (laughing) Oh (beep)
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