SAVING CHRISTMAS - BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

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would look at this and think well damn this is gonna be a hollywood blockbuster right here it's gonna be this well this is gonna be nice until you see the actual trailer for the movie welcome everyone i am so glad you're here and then you're like oh [ __ ] the poster costs more than that on christmas but you get a nice new digital camera yeah look at this [ __ ] man look at this the path to the movie right here that poster it did bring out a lot of people even though half of them were confused and thought they were going to see the last action hero part two oh they were renting last action hero look at that that is the worst than i thought it was going to be yeah sorry i mean the the jumping on there they completely ripped that off right there man if it gets butts in the seats and i'm gonna tell you whatever they did it worked because the movie did not the movie did not uh do that bad man really i mean yeah no the movie did not do that i mean that's more it's more impressive considering that this is okay so i need to tell y'all man it's kirk cameron so you know that this is uh one of those uh faith-based movies and the what's kind of surprising with this movie doing well is that you know this time kirk cameron he's pointing the thing at mainly all those grumpy old christians out there i was surprised yeah he's pointing and thinking at all these gum these grumpy old christians out there who somehow you know you you're all about the religion and smiles and happiness when the year is going but when it comes around to christmas all of a sudden you turn into grinches and grumps because you know what i'm just upset that there's just not enough jesus in christmas not enough christ in christmas yeah all these people out there you know you feel the holidays have become more about commercialism than it has about jesus but thanks to jesus old boy right here his main man his whole body main man his own boy kirk cameron you got jesus on speed doctor he just kept you talking to him that birthday yeah so he's you know [ __ ] him and jesus man they tight so when he comes in and tells you that you know y'all out there missing the point man he said let you know that everything about christmas from these trees gifts black friday sales it all comes back to jesus jesus wants you to spend your money yeah it all comes back to the word of the lord now all you non-believing haters out there all you critics hey hey i got some [ __ ] to say to y'all too you ain't off the hook you know out there with your review bombs out there with your rotten tomatoes and your imdbs you know what y'all y'all just hate to see a good god movie do well i know what y'all about but you'll never keep down you'll never you'll never keep down jesus homeboy that's right no man nah you know so let's go and take a look at this trailer real quick yeah you don't know anything about saving christmas kirk cameron is here to save christmas and retail gonna take a little bit of a look at this trailer for kirk cameron's saving christmas the feasting the imagination and traditions that glorify the true reason for the season so people pop blocking yeah oh you don't know you'll see you'll see all should be revealed the god squad my friend yeah so we're all the hater atheist critics out there who gave this movie all the bad review bombs were they were they right about this were they really hating on old kirk cameron were they just to stick it to him or is the movie really that bad no the movie is not as bad as some of these people are putting it it's [ __ ] worse no amount of bad reviews no amount of legendary hype of of how terrible these movies are you know none of that can prepare you for it when you actually see the film man i'm not coming in here with uh uh any kind of baggage i hate for this movie not at all i tried to like this man i tried to be reasonable because i you know looking at kurt cameron you know when i at the beginning of us it meant leave this man alone he's just at the beginning he just tells you i'm a guy that just loves christmas he's you know i'm a guy that just loves the holidays i ain't hurt nobody y'all he ain't hurt nobody i love the cookies i love the fire i i love the presents i love the stockings i love the tree i love the fudge let the man have his fudge cut this man and you know what here's another thing the man is really being positive too like i said he ain't hurting nobody ain't sitting up here judging people he's just letting you know about the true spirit of christmas and why he loves it and why people are so awesome and cool at this time of year there's something that makes people want to be more kind at christmas you know man maybe people really are just being mean maybe people really did come in just wanting to hate this because first of all kurt cameron is not a popular guy with certain political circles and beliefs out there a lack of beliefs uh because i tell you that at the beginning with him saying all this i'm feeling good i'm actually feeling very positive with the positivity that he's putting out there [ __ ] gets a little weird when he starts to drink hot chocolate hey you gonna say that man don't don't these gets a little bit too excited don't make no sudden moves around when he starts to drink hot chocolate everything is gonna be okay [Music] and i love hot chocolate [ __ ] right now [ __ ] all right you see how you got ready for dude such a weird move to like pick up this cup and oh and i love hot chocolate i'm sorry what did you think it was when you picked it up i mean i guess a little hot chocolate supposed to be whiskey yeah [ __ ] my glass again are you looking at one to make sure they put the cocaine in there yeah for real and i love hot chocolate cause i'm not gonna get through it it's without my medicine dude yeah man yeah man let's talk about this but i'm like like i said as long as you don't make no sudden moves around nobody's drinking the hot chocolate and everything's gonna be okay everything i'm feeling the positivity i'm feeling the spirit and then but if you noticed there's some people who would love to put a big wet blanket on all of this they don't want us to love christmas so much and celebrate it the way we do oh man you know what we were having a good time i was feeling christmas and now we get into this [ __ ] how everybody wants to take your christmas away everybody wants to take christmas away not just from you but from the christians out there and i'm just like man you know why we why do we have to go here now you know it was so good it was fine and it's funny too because he brings up the big speech and oh and wants you to know hey look don't [ __ ] with my hot chocolate you know what are they going to do next tell us hot chocolate's bad for us the druids invented it he already whooped somebody together yeah there there is nothing in that cup no no no no no no he already finished it you know what's in that cup yeah yeah god is a nickel that's why he's all like nothing oh and hot chocolate i love hot chocolate but i hate when people do that in movies and tv's like and we're going to take a hot chocolate away yeah it's like it's like stop switching come on man it's supposed to be something yeah act like there's something in the car nobody gonna take your [ __ ] hot chocolate away because they know hot chocolate in the goddamn cup not a hint of steam no weight to the cup no no no foam not a goddamn marshmallows not swallow christmas is so nice i love it isn't it great how people are so nice except for the [ __ ] who want to take christmas and my cocoa away from me ain't nobody coming from your yeah really we went from taking christmas to also taking your coco the left wants to take our chocolate right and i love hot chocolate now that i have you as a captive audience right actually this is not about the non-believers out there we're talking about yeah it's not about the non-believers it's not about the atheist it's uh it's not even about coco y'all it's you know this is uh this is like like i said it's mostly about he's pointing fingers at the christians out there now kirk saying don't hey look all you non-believers out there don't worry i got something for you too yeah i'll come back to you and everybody's like yeah we know you will yeah yeah yeah we know we know kirk you know just glad to get a break from your ass right now but he wants to talk to his christian peoples out there all those who take jesus so seriously that they can't enjoy christmas but before we get to that part of the movie before we get to the part where he's talking about this message [ __ ] got weird man uh you know there's a dark part that came up that felt like this was from another movie he's here sir where what the movie we watching right now the the [ __ ] the [ __ ] yeah this is 8 24 like i was i was just drinking cocoa with kirk cameron now i'm hanging out with this murderer and this dirty ass shack right here in a period of dark period piece i'm like what the hell just happened man i'm being serious for a moment because i looked up because i had done something and seriously i was doing something i didn't see the cut to this i thought my hand hit something on the keyboard and i'd fast forwarded to another movie on youtube because that's where i saw this it's free on youtube right right really yeah i watched it on two i'm kidding yeah it's real yeah and it's funny too because i didn't i really don't know what i was watching at first but it's you can still after a while you can still hear kirk in the background but the stories we hear and the stories we tell shape us but i'm like okay i hear him but this can't be the same movie because this movie has a budget yeah it's got some production man i was like okay unless they just spent all the money on that window right right that's a good set yep that yeah it is it is i mean it is they had access to a set and some costumes and shot some stuff and then splice it into this everything else that looks like a home movie exactly and you know it's and it's funny because after the after that damn dark independent movies up there then the credits come up and now it's a cartoon [Music] [ __ ] it's turned into like a a religious south park i'm just like okay somebody flipping channels right here what the hell are we doing yeah i was like i thought mia was outside the window it's a jesus south park yeah if only yeah we finally get back on track you know this to the action back to the coco this time we're back with kirk cameron but we're at his sister's house his his sister's christmas party and you know the k the cameras are look don't judge them by whatever your beliefs are they're actually being good people at this party they actually are yeah and they're integrated they got their friends of all oh yeah it's this yeah it's it's diverse there and everything uh and also the camerons you know they're they're giving work to their unemployed family members maybe it was the beard i didn't see it hey doesn't the bill work but does he have a job no that's why we hired him no he's like wait man you know he's a drunk right no hold on what do you mean yeah with his record he's registered he cannot be around kids i mean look at him he's drunk right now got a kid on the left what the ps5 you know what i want for christmas goddamn jobs come here freshen this up for you santa's [Laughter] again i'm back at where i was before i'm having i'm having fun with these people man the thing is it would actually be this it's a sweet scene in the beginning with them getting together with their people except for the camera man is the one that's messing all this up man well the cameraman because there's a moment with the camera man he's the cameraman is filming it's like he's like he's a killer in a slashing movie yeah where'd you find him yeah what do you have to pay a guy like that actually the way she's looking too yeah you're right right because it's going around the [Laughter] like the cameraman is hiding behind the bushes i'm behind the floor like this oh my god what are you doing man people like all right so cool they throw all these parties drinking cocoa and weird-ass animation movies are popping up what are we saving christmas from all right where's that title come in it's not who all right it's not what we're saving christmas from it's a who who what type of christmas from what kind of people and that would be he's trying to save christmas from kirk cameron that is from his brother-in-law a christian named and that's christian christian named christian i was gonna say he's a christian named christian brother-in-law who looks like daniel stern y'all like so okay so what's this man's problem right here well for starters he wants to kill every [ __ ] kid at the party [Music] that's horrible every kid every kid in this party has gotten on his last goddamn nerve where some see youthful joy others see phony smiles and spoiled bratty kids you know it's funny because look at him like all you [ __ ] right y'all y'all don't even know but really he's sitting the corner losing it mm-hmm this could have been a different movie this could have been feels like it already hell yeah paul we know he was he was probably the cameraman to kill him [Laughter] that's probably him yo miss sit down he hates christmas so much that he's having like a he's having a mental breakdown meltdown yeah he's a yeah this man is mentally ill where some see festive decorations others see perverted symbols with hidden meanings where some see innocent toys others see pointless distractions like this man's got some apocalypse now ptsd [ __ ] going on like christmas is his vietnam yeah he needs to be on lithium yeah man he's having a psychotic break oh he's yo he really is and that day the movie did a good job of showing that i really felt bad for this guy i was like this ain't got nothing to do with christmas you were mentally ill and he [ __ ] hates that little girl man the little dream in the green dress he's on her ass all night a big slap in the face to the true meaning of christmas like look at this little [ __ ] happy and [ __ ] she knows what she's doing he's losing it these kids get on his nerve but the grown folks they ain't helping the rest of the guests they're not helping especially uh one guy it's funny because christian's over here in the corner as i said minding his own business just thinking about murdering kids [Music] and then the biggest the biggest stereotype at the party decides to come over and see him a man christian how are you doing oh are you for real like he's like back the [ __ ] up man he's like no seriously be a real voice i ain't got patience for you in this [ __ ] right now you can't be running up on people like that when you think about manslaughter now back up and let me tell you something just because just because you're the only black guy at the party don't mean you have to be the blackest black guy at the party you know me blessing highly favored and made evident by speaking in tongues of course [Applause] and he don't quit like that that was time to walk away this man is that he ain't left he ain't been nice to him gave him a smile brother it's time to walk away but does he learn nah man [ __ ] i got more blackness up in me sure right now he can have tuesdays and what's left wednesday hump day that's already a day that's not our day we need a day for us crazy shirt fridays all different ways to get to kill him right he's fantastic you stepped up above green shirt little green girl can take your back seat to you yeah your black ass just made the list oh this is gonna be good it's you think it's bad with him no this brother manages to find the other minority at the party i think i now he either is a latin guy maybe it's just a real you know it was a wigger back there i don't know but i think it's a latin dude i think he's he's latin because at some point he reminded me of a friend of ours okay yeah i think i think i can see that but this brother finds the the other minority at the party the other brown-skinned version yeah and at first they start talking about religious freedom the attack on religious freedom to be expected at kirk cameron party but when you get two minorities together in the same room it's only a matter of time before they start talking about illuminati [ __ ] and gmos and pesticides you know there's a huge honeybee shortage right halliburton dick cheney enron fanny mac freddy made tie-in but i mean that's obvious look man i saw it i like the way black to shut up shut up i thought i was he's like is this what i'm like when i'm talking to white people i mean on one level i appreciate that the actual people who are the war on christmas people in this movie yeah are insane they they're the the q anon idiots oh hell yeah but this whole scene that he's just practically rapping but they have to have the coffee cups in front of their mouths because he clearly couldn't get it right memorize his life if you look at it you see his head moving against the words in the adr halliburton dick cheney and ron fanny mack freddie made tie-in but i mean that's obvious look man i saw it on fox news you know it's true warren christmas it's everywhere now this don't even have nothing to do with the movie y'all mm-hmm i either i think the these are either these are friends of the director or somebody said you got to do some diversity hires here or he just thought that they were funny yeah i think he thought they were funny he thought he thought that they were funny in an ethnic way [Laughter] let's get some ethnic humor up in here so you know we got to do right oh what only thing we can do kill all the white people in here no you know you know the thing is man they say that like you know we got to do right like that like some shit's about to go down like they got like they ain't got plans they don't ever come back they don't do a goddamn thing this [ __ ] they they leave you hanging you know we got to do right yeah what you waiting for the next hour to tell you what they got to do yo you'll see i'll tell you later [ __ ] they act like they like they playing a bank house like they're about to rob these white people exactly i thought that would have been a good twist what did he do just came in and christians and just robbed the player pull a gun pull a die hard on her camera you know what though this this is not as bad as i thought it was gonna be i thought it's gonna be you know we gotta do right dance i thought there was something like that like were they slow your rolls slow down slow down don't don't don't skip but they never come back to these dudes they come back to them but they ain't talking about this [ __ ] no more either either they let them improvise and they improvise themselves into a corner and they just never follow through no more yes they have this story here because it does feel like it kind of connects to something later but they cut a major part out and just didn't put it back in yeah which i don't know why because the movie's only an hour and 20 minutes it's not even that it's oh it's not because it's nine minutes of credits at the end but back to your man because at this point you're thinking like where's kirk yeah you thinking no i ain't even talking about kirk i'm talking about you man of losers goddamn christian back to christian but at this point you are thinking we do need kirk to get this man over here because when he says saving christmas it really meant saving everybody's life at that at that party that's true because there's a point where he's like i'm gonna go out to my car you don't want to hear that no no you don't know somebody looking at them looking like that all night long he looking yeah man i'll be right back like even if you don't like kurt cameron man you need kirk needs to get this man right here put some of that old good jesus [ __ ] on him yeah he needs it yeah he needs it man because because this cuz because this man is about to be on the news he really does look like somebody that is losing their goddamn mind man you okay no just kids noisy he's like i had to close the goddamn door didn't i yeah that's right just let this card open that's what you get trying to spread that gospel when nobody asks you a [ __ ] thing because do you know what's in the voiceover narration how many times he says i love my sister and she married this guy it's over and over he has a reinforcement in his head like all right my sister married this guy so i gotta i gotta figure something out with him this is kind of cool too because when kirk cameron's on somebody i just one thing about kurt cameron he's determined man if he's on your ass like if you meet him down on the boardwalk or something he if he targets you well he's like a a jesus terminator man he would be religious he will and he will be confident you like leave me alone he'll be like hold on just see my way you know you think you're gonna out logic him and he's just gonna wear you down and you were outlawing him he was still going he'll still keep going he'll be wrong and no he's wrong and still be going but i gotta love this singer that's the first time i saw his ass scared yeah he's like well the other dude he's a he's a decent enough actor to pull off like the scenes with the two of them talking yeah then you know i mean for what this is those kind of work and i'm gonna tell you something because my man over here christian christian when he he might be losing his mind but he's actually speaking some truth right that's the thing we're going to open those presents and it's like three weeks from now no one's gonna be playing with it how many kids could we have fed yeah you know i was i'm like i agree i see your man feeling this way you're right you're right and kirk's like yes and yeah i was like kirk you got your work cut out for you yeah he's making sense and this is where see this is where kirk needs to just be quiet because kirk ain't helping man thing is kirk actually he actually he he starts out starts out kind of okay guess what everything you see inside there it's all about christmas it's all about jesus but then he had to keep going like he don't know when to stop because the [ __ ] goes south real quick and you're spoiling the whole thing not just for your wife but for everybody inside your house [ __ ] you know it's like if you're going through something no you do not need kurt cameron here for real pep talks man inside your house i don't know but you're making it bad for everybody else your feelings you know you want to jump off this ledge is really bumming people out back here you know everybody's just trying to have a good time man [ __ ] this is what i'm thinking about it's like this is where the movie you know the hell with christian this movie loses his mind at this point uh one thing that i will say about kurt cameron man kurt cameron is flexible limber boy because he stretches hard to make these connections between commercialism and jesus oh like man you sound like a [ __ ] in jail you got to understand i think it's more like a used car salesman who has to make this sale he's got no more days left for his quota yeah he'll say whatever he has to to convince you it is funny too because he won't stop kirk i mean this is man the way he's driving these these these points and trying to connect them you know commercialism consumerism to jesus it does it makes no sense but he's talking to the whole movie like oh [ __ ] i'm dropping some knowledge right now oh there's some good just some good camera jesus [ __ ] dropping some heavy [ __ ] boy this is heavy yeah let me let's let's start out with snow globes okay he says he says christian let's you see that snow globe that you just kind of tucked in the corner because you just pissed off at all the presents that are surrounding it man cool out man cool out let me tell you how it goes and i'm going to tell you something man at first it really does sound like it's going somewhere because kurt cameron comes in i i was really kind of impressed with kirk he's like you know he he actually confronts that phony lie of white european jesus and all the and not just the the the the ethnicity of jesus but also these people been traveling through the desert for days and all night and they show up just looking like they got their clothes at the washing machine he says nah man he's like you know what let's start with that and you know let's let's confront that first and get that out the way now move beyond the cute and traditional where everything is safe and soft where everyone has white skin and clean clothes like you christian racist [Laughter] you know what he even brought in he even brought in brown joseph and mary man kneeling by her newborn miracle joseph is there surely amazed at what had just happened pissed off so he said brown right ain't none of my baby now after he brought it up this is where he like [ __ ] where was i going with this i can't stop now he's like the people in the movie where they ask uh so what's your name they're looking around uh camera camera thomas he's just looking for things to like to pick together he's straightened together he's he looks around he looks at the smoke a little bit he's like uh blanket yeah blanket yeah you know what the deal is with blanket the the swaddling cloth we'll get a better idea of why he was born in the first place swaddling cloth when they rolled that stone away you're like wait wait wait wait are you trying to say he was wrapped in his baby's blanket when he was buried with that's what i thought he said born when he was born yeah the blanket this is why he that's how you know he don't know what he's talking about man shut up yeah chris because he mentions cloth and throughout the bible jesus wore clothes especially when he died you see what i'm saying you're right [ __ ] going to jail right yeah he's like uh look at the snow globe what do you see in there jesus was he in cloth in that cave what was he born into cloth you see what the [ __ ] i'm saying no no no no don't no like oh yeah well you got to stay with me though see and he keeps going man you got to expand your mind brother yeah no no you ain't making it look like this a baby who came to die but not until the appointed time yes that's the reason for the season right there what the [ __ ] does this have to do with my snow club though he's saying he cut the christians just loading the gun no no keep going keep going that food come to the slow globe like he really says some [ __ ] he said is that right there people if you listen to this whole thing it has nothing to do with that goddamn globe at all start talking he just started making [ __ ] up and he kept going that's the reason for the season right there where i don't what don't [ __ ] i mean we started talking about how this is [ __ ] right you know [Laughter] you know what i'm talking about you said you see it and that's the reason right there okay let's try this again when you pay attention god come out to him in the car he wouldn't shut up he wouldn't shut up he killed himself you don't understand [Laughter] oh boy don't don't even start the trees oh now i will tell you this i don't know how true it is what he's saying about saint nicholas about no no no it's about the trees okay the trees here man the trees are not he's talking about some trees here and i'm and he's talking about why trees are decorated you know the people who are not religious they like to say that it was a pagan civil yeah to celebrate the solstice or whatever and uh the winter solstice and they hung it in trails up and whatnot and cameron's here to say hey man nah that was actually you know those pagans they stole that from god and i listen to him now listen to this hey when you hear what he's saying it's like all right you know what i didn't read up on this it makes sense when it was time for him to build his house and make it beautiful god brought trees inside and guess what he placed on the branches of the tree in his house lights now this is where he needs to shut the [ __ ] up and walk away it actually sounds good but that ain't kurt cameron's style cameron's way he has to keep going and of course just like with that cloth in that globe the more he keeps going the more ridiculous it gets and it was okay when he's talking about god putting lights on trees okay i can get with that but then when he starts trying to connect adam to to christmas trees that's what brother you losing me again adam stole the fruit from god's tree and ate it the only way that adam could put the fruit back on the tree would be as crazy as it sounds even he knows this [ __ ] is crazy like he realized like man this is stupid but as crazy as it sounds but if i acknowledge it as it sounds he would have to put himself up on that tree you don't shut your ass up and that's why i took a dump on your christmas tree people so when you when you the reason we decorate trees is because adam stole fruit and when he wanted to put it back he said well ain't gonna hang no more so i have to put myself up but by the way adam played by vin diesel over there by his logic he would take a [ __ ] and then put that on the trend that's why i took a dump on your tree and look at your snow globe well i guess i'll hang myself my big ass self on your tree so when you think about what are you doing up there when you think about the ornaments on your tree you think about a big-ass vin diesel looking [ __ ] hanging from the tree limbs with some fruit that he stole taking [ __ ] about 40 of them wait until you see how he ties it all together because listen people he he ain't content enough to let them be separate things no he has to take the tree and adam and somehow the cloth yes and connect that back to the cloth i'm saying it all goes back to jesus dying yeah no no no matter where it starts it all goes back to jesus people it's like the marvel universe is all connected so when you see empty christmas trees see the empty cloths lying in an empty tomb turn and run to tell the story that jesus is alive i had enough of this [ __ ] yeah that just sounds exhausting how many empty tombs you've seen in your life yeah run like a mother run your ass off [ __ ] even just keep this little girl yeah she ran away too believe it little girl's like you know what i'm tired of this [ __ ] i thought santa was gonna be here whatever whatever keeps your boy calm pretty cool boy he got into his head yeah yeah he did now what you're missing is that the [ __ ] passing of the doobie right here i see what you mean bro right here for real yeah [Applause] yeah maybe i won't kill everybody so let me see so they wrapped the tree in cloth and then jesus came up no they wrapped the tree in cloth and jesus walked out of the cave actually let me start over or he'd be like yeah that's what i said of course exactly exactly now you're getting it man just give me the gun that's okay i've got a swaddling cloth yeah [Laughter] just like jesus you're bleeding it really does all no don't you understand you'll see jesus soon you're rooting for everybody in the house in the house covered in blood good news everybody kirk's with jesus what are you talking about what did you do christian it's okay now he's been delivered in fact all of us can go see jesus they got a story about about santa but what's cool about this is that this is a santa that beats his he beat somebody's ass because they were talking [ __ ] about jesus and what yeah man this is that like man i like this because the way they put it out there is like somebody was talking [ __ ] about about santa's homeboy jesus and santa was like i ain't gonna take that [ __ ] man so he goes to the club he goes to the bar to find this dude to find the guy that was talking [ __ ] about g and he sits down next guy he's like wait were you the one talking that [ __ ] the guy's kind of like yeah i was what of it oh [ __ ] god damn what the [ __ ] you decided to say something else crazy [ __ ] out now of course not everyone at the council was happy with his less than jolly actions and santa could give her he slammed his head on the bar he slammed his head like he like like that [ __ ] went hard like it's a santa claus that beat the [ __ ] out of somebody but talking [ __ ] about baby jesus [ __ ] your favorite yeah yeah get your ass somebody i got something for you come here oh it looks like santa's like luke like he's going insane yeah man and it was and the funny thing is that this was a it was a beat down that people around the world found out man joy to the world yeah yeah yeah like they said like it's the the news spread across the land about saint nick yeah and what i think the reason why it connects back to those guys like they cut out a scene with those guys because one of those guys the latino guy he was the one that was talking [ __ ] oh right right right yeah that was the one yeah which jesus would come in hill homes [Laughter] nicholas put the heretic areas to shame not only by word but also by deed smiting [Music] and you know whipping his ass in public and that's what they say like he was known throughout the land it was the beat down heard throughout the world in fact he was even sainted that's why we call him saint nicholas or stay quiet for the sake of being politically correct oh brother right or lawful he's like he had to slip it in there yeah because for the most part he'd been avoiding doing it yes he sure did but it just he couldn't resist it was too much it was too much to get through the whole movie without slipping that in there in the netherlands he was santa claus so i don't know about the ass whooping man i mean i guess if it's in the you know written down somewhere but you know that is true that he became known throughout all about the ass he got sainted and became known throughout the world because he beat one dude yeah well the world was smaller back then right and also you know because you can't be too politically incorrect yeah they oh those were different times but as i said whatever he said made sense or not it meant something to old christian over here i was saying no it turned him out oh he forgot about killing everybody like he came back to the party like he was on ritalin [Laughter] you know and kirk thought he was like telling he he thought he was speaking some such good [ __ ] that when he couldn't even leave christian alone he got in the house like when he got in the house he kept making [ __ ] up like he just started connecting two things together you know and see like your snow globe with jesus up in there the nutcracker well the nutcracker all the soldiers that protected baby jesus put that [ __ ] together bro put it together right next to each other no i mean really slide something remember those soldiers at the nativity every toy soldier can be a reminder of the holster yeah that's some good [ __ ] yeah i mean he's [ __ ] with this guy at this point this moment man you know what's funny real quick though what two guys went to the car he came flying back in the first thing you ever think was how much coke did they do in there yeah his sister be like oh not again yeah i know i just got him out of rehab yeah kirk brought them lines with them but seriously exactly now that kirk is feeling himself kirk cameron now he just he really don't even start making sense anymore like he don't even try to like he don't even try to sensibly bring jesus in anymore he's just like look i i wonder like are you getting a kickback from walmart that's what i thought too cause i'm gonna tell you something this is what it comes down to this movie was made for five hundred thousand dollars it made two point eight million dollars so this is why consumerism and and and all this uh uh commercialism is good because [ __ ] you got money mm-hmm you got myself of course yeah yeah yeah yeah when you're not the guy who who didn't get his bonus or doesn't have a job yeah when you ain't uncle bill having to like degrade yourself but being santa claus this is this huge two-story house with five bedrooms and a giant christmas tree and presents all under it and you can afford to have a party where you feed all these people in there sure christmas is awesome yeah when you're the guy that can buy any gift you want because [ __ ] you got money of course christmas is all about presents he even said he stopped trying to bring in jesus he just said hey look at these look at these packages over here don't they look like a city like i don't know jerusalem oh look at the presents around your tree when you see them from this perspective see how they look like a city skyline [Music] [Music] and what's at the center of that city a tree kirk cameron drugged his mother he drugs his food or he hypnotized all right his mark goes like you don't get your ass off that floor he stood this man this man seeing cities and gifts because he's completely open to the power of suggestion at this point i can see it kirk i see it whatever it was it was some good [ __ ] man anymore fairy dust left kirk because that man comes in he comes in all horny he comes in ready some pipe down on his wife man kirk gave me that good jesus [ __ ] wait wait where you going yeah to give you something i've been wanting to give you for a long time what do you got in mind big papa okay i like the way you set up these things oh let me tell you something you saying ooh right now it's way worse what happens next like what like what is happening right now whatever's about to happen right after this is ten times more awkward and cringe and disgusting because this man you think he's like [ __ ] we gonna [ __ ] tonight no he said something way he says i'm way worse than that i went ahead and just organized a hip-hop dance crew that encompasses all the joy and gospel burst and excitement that i alone as one man just cannot express and yes it's as horrible as it sounds and yes he does follow through on that what i consider to be a threat [Laughter] no no you didn't please tell me christian you said you weren't going to do this again you heard it right he he orchestrated a hip-hop dance party at the middle of this christmas festival thing that he has going on that he himself is going to participate in [Music] [Applause] his face is here laces please i'm begging you man look at it look at it [Music] [Music] people this goes on for almost it feels like 10 minutes but it goes on for five they break down is it only five it's it feels like ten yeah it felt like to 15. that [ __ ] goes on for i believe now it might go on for 10. i think i've clocked it to like around four minutes and 18 seconds endless people this they this [ __ ] does not end y'all this does not end at all [Music] [Applause] i ain't even trying to make fun of people dancing it's just it's just awkward it just don't it just don't feel right that this is the good part it's weird see so far we just seen dancers who weren't part of the the real cast it's just right it's just weird seeing the the flying karen's over here [Laughter] it's not working for me i'm sorry about this is is it is choreographed but they still aren't completely together with the movie i mean a god squad it's a it's a church hip-hop dance group yeah it is really yeah and you know what that's how they're credited and i you know what i blame i blame the black guy god damn it he hadn't brought his black ass there we wouldn't have no hip-hop sure because they were all like because that's what it was it was like well you know it's a good thing that we have a black guy in the room to bring the funky beats oh man i got just the track for you how about some family force five oh my god he's the worst look okay look dj [ __ ] um but i'm just saying but like all of a sudden oh i got just a drag for you who are you waiting for that the whole party he coons it up this entire yeah when you got the old asian dude on the couch it's you know this it's time to call it a night it's done well that's why i show up for these parties ah well guess the movie's over no we gotta watch them eat first [Music] and they take their time boy like you're right they eat with this it's different if you've gone through the whole movie and you had a chance to get to know and maybe fall in love with some of these characters no it's just you're watching random people eat yeah they're running this [ __ ] like they made you a plate like you said right there you missed your plate man invite your neighbors your co-workers your friends and your family and make the most of christmas and thank god that's when the movie finally ends no lord we still we still got bloopers yo how you doing again you doing deandre you've been bringing back there we go all right bloopers ain't even funny it's not a blooper i saw the scene they just did he didn't mess up but it wasn't funny he just like oh dude i'll do it over like what's the gag yeah you know that's what a blooper reel is when people start laughing there's something funny i've been seeing this a lot in movies where they have their blooper reel it's just them flubbing lines and they're like nothing funny about that yeah all right well there you go people kirk cameron said no people not done yet we still have to do hey we got ethnic people here man we got a black dude and a latino dude we ain't gonna let them leave without rapping i listen to nature mother nature father nature total rats that's what they say sway got on me when i say he's just showing a beatbox [Music] why did you say people i'm saying check me brother twilight is one episode there was no beatboxing this movie until you said something they want to beat solid gold i'm on a roll no you're not no no no that's not a roll no you're not jelly roll you ate all the rolls in the room you won't achieve your goal they want to say things and think about them i doubt them cameron kirk cameron no curcumin [Music] [Laughter] are you bored or you need a good laugh kirk cameron's here to save the day saving christmas jesus and hey i will say you might learn something before you're done but you want to be confused just like i was by the end of this it is fun to watch him just spin that [ __ ] though yeah you're right cause i was like that's the one thing that you exactly bring it back around and then look at you going huh yeah yeah like if you don't get this on you you see what i'm saying do you understand what i'm telling you oh i don't know literally put it together i put them both together if i promise i'll just shoot myself will you get out of the car i said you say that because the swaddling claw oh god hey everyone support our patreon which helps us to continue bringing you our live streams videos and podcasts while bringing you new content such as 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Id: LD30W7a3K7Y

Length: 54min 17sec (3257 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 24 2021